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I want to lean butterfly knife tricks with my butterfly knife trainer…
The chances of hitting myself in the face with it are still astronomically high though but the payoff is cool tricks :(
#I am also more likely to accidently toss it or drop it…#I would become exponentially more awesome though….#2 am shitpost#shitpost#starlit says#heheh knife tricks <3!
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TRICK OR TREAT!!
hehehe :3
here, have "some" choccy *hands you a bucket filled to the brim with various chocolate bars*
also, a knife for self defense. i heard there's a dangerous creature lurking about in the streets of tumblr.
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Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 10 omg and 10 days until s3 👀
Lets go batchers 🤟
The Bad Batch 1x06
I love reading the aurebesh signs hehe
Omega nearly takes out a stranger and literally goes "teehee oopsie" I love her sm
Echo teaching her how to shoot 🥺
HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER 😭
Wrecker: "not exactly a natural is she" Hunter: *vague nod/shrug thing* 💀
I'd love to shoo cid out of the bar "scram" @ cid
Tech is playing arcade games !!!! 👀
"I assume you know what a tactical droid is" *3 voted yes, Omega voted no, Tech panicked*
I used to think cid telling the batch they work for her was a kinda funny scene but rewatching it now knowing what I know it just infuriates me 😡
"weak noodle arms" SHES JUST A BABY
"this old trick?" hehe like the one Han did in ESB 👀
"that's your plan? fly there, land, hope they don't spot us and walk in the door?" ~ Obi-Wan about Anakin's plan - me pretending Echo learned this from Anakin 🥺
poor Wrecker with heights, he's so brave fr I'm very proud 💕
"nighty night" 🤣
everyone is probably gonna hate me for saying this buuuuttt... I kinda wanna see more Martez sisters after this episode lol
Rafa: "grab a weapon" Omega: "I had one 😑"
y'all the banter between Hunter and Rafa 👀 the way he walks behind her with both blasters out
THE FLIP AND ROLL OMEGA DOES TO GRAB THE DROID HEAD !!!
"thanks" hehehe she's so cheeky
sibling banter
YOU'VE GOT THIS WRECKER 👑
Wrecker hits his head count: 7 👀
and he just got shot in the same place on his shoulder for the third time 🙃
"Good soldiers-" screaming sobbing exploding into another dimension
HELP HER TRACE
Omega screaming for Hunter 😭
plus Hunter's "hang on Omega!" *checking myself into therapy*
Hunter literally swinging in to save Omega like he's tarzan 👑
that "thank you" was SO sincere I'm going to go cry my eyes out forever
Trace grabbed Omega to pull her behind her 🥺
Rafa: "I still don't like you" Hunter: "I'm used to it" 🥲😂
okay but Wrecker fighting the chip, hearing Tech calling for him sounding so concerned, then Crosshair desperately saying "good soldiers follow orders" is incredibly painful to hear... but it's like he's hearing his brothers both desperately calling him to them, Crosshair's voice is like the chip trying to activate, he's frustrated and confused which is probably exactly how Wrecker feels right now, and Tech's voice is trying to bring Wrecker back away from the chip 🥲 like they're both tugging at his brain to go different directions or smth idk I'm emotional about them always
"is there an echo in here?" "Yes, I'm Echo" *salutes* he's just so silly and goofy and I know the domino squad is absolutely cackling rn 😂
Tech's little swirly flip of the datastick like Hunter does with his knife makes me think Tech can also use Hunter's knife and that is something I would love to see pls
Trace has her arm around Omega again! 🤲
Tech is so sneaky hehe
Omega: "it's all about tuning out distractions" SEE CID SHE TOOK ECHOS ADVICE AND NOW SHE'S FINE pfft "weak noodle arms" NO MA'AM
R7 💕💕💕
Omega is so excited about being in a seedy area lmaooo
Omega and Rafa waving at each other as they leave 🥺
Hunter talking about the right reasons I am feeling emotions again
hmm I wonder who this mysterious person on the holo could possibly be 🤔🤔🤔
yayyyy episide 6 done y'alls 💕 thanks for joining again ilysm
I'm going to be doing a lot more hehe because I was super busy for a few days and now my timing is off 🙃
see y'all next time for when the fit hits the shan 🤟
#louk’s bad batch rewatch#star wars#hunter the bad batch#the bad batch hunter#bad batch hunter#tbb echo#echo bad batch#bad batch echo#wrecker tbb#wrecker bad batch#tbb wrecker#tech bad batch#the bad batch tech#bad batch tech#omega tbb#omega bad batch#bad batch omega#trace martez#rafa martez#the bad batch#star wars the bad batch#bad batch#clone force 99#hunter bad batch#star wars tbb#arc trooper echo#tech tbb#clone trooper wrecker#tbb omega#tech the bad batch
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mania hehehe 💜
mania my darling beloved <3
my favorite lyric
how could you do this to me. can i just put the entire album. If it have to pick. "the glow of the cities below lead us back to the places that we never should have left" from bishops knife trick
my favorite song
bishops knife trick is my favorite fall out boy song so. it is also my favorite on mania
the song that makes me cry
i mean. bishops knife trick but i already said that TWICE so i'll go with last of the real ones instead because it ALSO does
the song that’s a fucking bop
YOUNG AND MENACE
the song i most dislike/least love
how could you do THIS to me . gonna have to go with champion and i hate saying that because i ADORE champion with my entire heart but it is up against some intense competition and someone has to be last
send an album!
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Umid Journal
All in the world is well now that I’ve felt Their radiance, seen His blushing glow.. I could not keep my eyes off of Her..
We’d all decided to head off into the markets and I truly don’t recall anything that may of happened around me for I was far too enamored by Him..
At some point, we’d apparently decided to head to the dance hall to check it out! Get the kind of vibe so Shiloh and I know how to preform. It’s very important to get the atmosphere of your audience, after all!
It was very lively and hehehe… I finaaaally got some of my honeydust! Just a hit of it but fuuuuck it was worth it.
I feel I can appreciate Her all the more now..
And well, things are a biiiit blurry after that, considering, buuut.. Shiloh had been threatened for being a shapeshifter. Which I get carries a bad rep but no need to bring a knife out on her! Shiloh just does not have a threat to her vibe in the slightest, form change or not!
We almost lost our spot to perform because of that buuuuut we put on a mini performance and it, of course, blew them away. I’m so proud of Shiloh for shifting her forms through out it all! She really is talented and should express herself in all forms that she wishes!
While she did shift before an audience, I think they all thought it to be some sort of party trick for everyone was living for it!
We ended up getting booked for two shows which is great! Shiloh and I will have to plan out a grand performance! It’s really nice to put use to ota’s sintir.I can feel him in every strum, as if he were still here to guide me in song.
Hah so! We have decided to call ourselves Summer Wind~ !!! The reasoning? I guessss because it’s summer and the winds are guiding us along on this adventure called life.
I wonder what kind of music Vai likes.. perhaps one day we can give her a private performance as a sort of thanks for allowing us this risky indulgence of dance and music? Hm...~
On our way back to the room, Vai got struck by a pickpocket! Luckily, Vai is very quick to act and casted some sort of sleep spell so there wasn’t a need to result to violence or getting others invovled. Though.. we did discover this sort of list and, well..
I’m not the only one who feels bad vibes about it..
Somehow, the thief feels more like a direct target.
Perhaps tomorrow we can find someone to translate for us.. but for nooooow… I’m going to get some good rest with this dwindling high of mine.. and I hope that I will dream of Them~ <3
A sky of sacred grounds for Her A halo illuminated as a gesture of blush For the stars in my eyes have made contact with Him A forbidden glance, connected like a constellation A luminescent blessing
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DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE, MORE BLOOD Vol. 5: Mukami Yuma [Track 3]
Original title: 菜園の手伝い
Source: Diabolik Lovers More, More Blood Vol. 5 Mukami Yuma [CD not owned by me]
Audio: Here
Seiyuu: Tatsuhisa Suzuki
Translator’s note: As much as I would love to help Yuma in the garden, I feel like I would just pass out after half an hour because I am in such bad shape. I’ve never been fit and corona + lockdown made it even worse because I barely have to leave the house. :’’) Anyway, shit is getting real near the end of this so I fear for the MC’s life now. The next track is probably gonna get pretty intense!
Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5 + Epilogue
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Track 3: Helping Out in the Garden
You step out into the garden.
“...’Kay. Let’s get down to business right away. Did ya come properly prepared?”
You nod, seemingly motivated.
“Oh! You’re even wearin’ the gloves I bought for ya! ‘Kay then. Guess I’ll put ya in charge of harvestin’ then.”
You ask him which vegetables.
“These cabbages are lookin’ good. If ya leave them for too long, they’ll go bad so we better harvest those ready to be eaten. Haah...I’d like to leave it up to ya but whatcha think? Can ya do it?”
You try and pull the cabbages out of the ground.
“Ah! ...What are ya doin’!?”
You explain, struggling to harvest the cabbages.
“Idiot! I might be able to, but there’s no way ya can just pull them straight out with that puny strength of yers.”
Yuma walks over.
“Cabbages have a sturdy core, so ya gotta use a knife.”
*Cling*
“Exactly. ...Ah. I guess ya don’t know the technique, huh? Guess I gotta teach ya then. I’ll support ya from behind so come on, face towards the field.”
*Rustle rustle*
“Listen up. Ya hold the knife in one hand, usin’ the other to feel the cabbage and check their hardness. The soft ones aren’t ready yet so don’t harvest those, ‘kay?”
You nod.
“So once you’ve found a good one, ya leave ‘bout two to three outer leaves...”
*Rustle rustle*
“...Then put the knife ‘gainst the bottom part of the cabbage and cut...There!”
*Slash*
Yuma harvests one of the cabbages.
“There we go, it came off nicely. That’s basically it. Pretty easy, huh? ...Oi, why is yer face all red? Don’t tell me this much made ya all embarrassed? Ya really never stop showin’ those innocent reaction, do ya? We usually do stuff much more intense, don’t we? Or was yer imagination runnin’ wild? Like bein’ roughhoused from behind or somethin’ amongst those lines?”
You get flustered, quickly denying it.
“Heh. I don’t need to hear yer excuses. ...Ya should be more than familiar with a man’s touch. I don’t mind suckin’ yer blood as ya wish, but the garden work comes first. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to tend to ya plenty afterwards. ...Well then, I’ll leave the rest up to ya!”
He turns around.
“I’m gonna go water the plants over there, so gimme a heads up when you’re ready!”
You nod.
*TIMESKIP*
*Pshhhhh*
“Haah...Guess this’ll do.”
You walk up to Yuma.
“Oh! You’re done harvestin’ too!”
You proudly show him all the cabbages you got.
“Woah! That’s quite the haul! Guess we won’t run low on cabbages for a while, huh? Hehe~ Well done. I’ll give ya props. Then yer next task is...Nah, before that...Oi, gimme look at yer face first.”
You seem skeptical.
“Don’t question it. You’ve got some dirt stuck on yer forehead. I’ll wipe it off so keep still, ‘kay?”
*Rustle rustle*
“You’ve worked up a sweat too...Shouldn’t ya put up yer hair? I’ll tie it for ya so turn ‘round. I’ve got a spare hair elastic so I’ll let ya borrow it.”
You turn around as Yuma starts tying up your hair.
“Aah...The hair’s stickin’ to yer nape from the sweat. I’m surprised it didn’t bother ya up till now?”
*Rustle rustle*
“ーー ‘Kay, you’re good to go! It’s a lil’ messy but bear with it.”
You thank him.
“Right? Ya should tie it up like that whenever yer hair gets in the way. It’s not a bad look on ya. ...Anyway, ‘bout yer next task...Oh?”
*Sniff*
“Ah...”
*Sniff sniff*
“...”
Yuma leans in close, wrapping his arms around.
*Rustle rustle*
“For some reason...The scent of yer sweat is really intense.”
You get embarrassed, trying to escape his grip.
“Oi, oi! Don’t make a fuss! I wasn’t callin’ ya stinky or anythin’...! Actually, if ya put up a fight like that, it only tempts me even more to pin ya down...!”
He pushes you to the ground.
*Thud*
*Rustle rustle*
“Seems like the scent of yer sweat and skin has gotten to my head...I was just feelin’ thirsty as well, so lemme suck yer blood right now.”
*Rustle*
“But, well...Ah, fuck! We’re still in the middle of that challenge, huh? There’s no point in doin’ this unless ya beg for me.”
You continue to struggle.
“Say, how is it? Don’t ya want my fangs?”
You face away.
“Come on...”
*Rustle*
“How ‘bout the collarbone? It might be a lil’ painful if I hit the bone, but I’ll make sure to suck ya in a way you’ll be able to feel good regardless. ...Better be grateful. You’re the only one I’ve ever been or ever will be this gentle to.”
*Rustle*
“So...Yearn for me more...”
*Smooch*
“Ya still won’t say it, huh? Guess ya won’t get in the right mood unless I suck ya once? Oh well, whatever. I’m reachin’ my limit too. I’ll do it harder than before, but don’t ya dare faint on me, ‘kay? I’ll bite ya over and over until ya start beggin’ after all...!”
Yuma bites you.
*Sluuuuurp*
“Haah...”
*Sluuuuurp*
“...Hah. Haah...How’s that? It feels good, doesn’t it? We’re still nowhere done tho...Aren’t ya happy, Sow? Ya get to enjoy more of these fangs ya love oh-so much...Go ahead and cry out in joy...”
You pull out the hourglass.
*Cling*
“...Ah! Ya pulled out that hourglass again! Ugh!”
He quickly snatches it away.
*Cling*
“Hehe. How’s that? I took it away! I won’t let ya use that trick anymore!”
Yuma tosses the hourglass aside.
*Thud*
“...Yer nifty lil’ hourglass is layin’ by yer feet. Guess this means ya can’t rewind time anymore, huh? ...It has a limited amount of uses anyway, so I’m very much lookin’ forward to the moment it runs out of magic. Oh! Also...”
*Rustle rustle*
“Just in case...”
*Rustle rustle*
“I’m tyin’ yer wrists with a rope. ...Like this, ya can no longer get away, nor do ya have a chance at usin’ the hourglass. ...Ugh! Ya see, the material of this rope makes it almost impossible to slip free, so it does a great job at keepin’ stuff nicely restrained. I really like it for tyin’ together blocks of timber. ーー There we go, all done.”
You pout.
“Hehehe...Ya really look good all tied up. ...It’s surprisingly sturdy and won’t snap too easily, so go ahead and struggle all you’d like.”
Yuma bites you again.
*Sluuuuurp*
“ーーHaah! ...Haah...Delicious...So you’re enjoyin’ this too after all, aren’t ya? It’s proven by the taste of yer blood. Like this, if I suck just a lil’ more, ya will...”
*Rustle rustle*
*Cling*
“...Ah? What are ya doin’? ...Ah, ya kicked away the hourglass, huh? Did ya think ya could flip it ‘round like that? Hah! If only things were that easーー What!? It landed perfectly upside down!? ...Ah! Don’t be shittin’ me...!!”
*Tick tock - Tick tock - Tick tock - Tick tock*
ーーー
“...Ah!? ...Aah, we rewinded? Aahー This is before I tied up yer hair. Which means...We’ve once again been brought back to before I sucked yer blood!”
You make a run for it.
“...Ah! Hold it!!”
Yuma chases after you.
*TIMESKIP*
“...Fuck. She fled inside the house. ...Hah! Fine then. I’m sure her body is reachin’ its limit soon. Besides...I’m startin’ to lose control as well. ...Better brace yerself. Next time, you’re definitely not gettin’ away...”
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
#diabolik lovers#dialovers#yuma mukami#diabolik lovers more more blood#diabolik lovers translation#diabolik lovers drama cd#drama cd
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Incorrect Anons-Sanders Shorts Edition-By Fusion
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Nerd: (as a police officer) POLICE! YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR ROBBERY!
Myth: Wait, no! What did I steal?!
Nerd: (takes his shades off, tenderly) My heart!
(timeskip)
Myth: And that’s how we met!
Anons: Awwww!
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Fusion: Time to get up!
Janon: (in bed) Seriously? It’s 6 AM!
(timeskip)
Fusion: I already turned that in!
Janon: (doing his homework) Seriously? It’s due in 2 weeks!
(timeskip)
Fusion: (with Christmas deco) Ready for Christmas!
Janon: Seriously? IT’S JUNE!
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Sparkle: (dressed as the Announcer) WELCOME TO THE HUNGER GAMES!
(turns out she’s at a dinner table)
Scar: This is Thanksgiving!
Sparkle: (points to a spot on the plate) That is Mahogany!
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Wyre: They’ll never find your body-
Myth: (interrupts Wyre) More beautiful then I do, you lovely thing! Hehehe, SPARKLES!
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(Curious walks into Janon’s room)
Janon: (playing a video game) There you are! Come play with me!
Curious: (trying to be assertive) Okay, no! We have a paper due,
Curious: (playing with Janon) and we have to get past level 40! How did I get here?
Janon: Don’t question it!
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Fusion II: While you were gone, you missed 3 exams.
Janon: Really?
Fusion II: And twenty homework assignments.
Janon: Okay, I’m gonna be right back!
Janon: (on the rocket with Jin and Kaito) Then I flew myself right into the sun.
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Egg: (check the fridge) Wow! There’s nothing to eat!
Fusion: Let me see!
Egg: Guess we’re just gonna have to get some takeout. Am I right?
Fusion: (with a plate full of food) Nope!
Egg: WHAT?!
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Myth: DUDE! I don’t know how I got an A!
Sparkle: Well, there’s only one explanation.
Sparkle: (Crocker impression) FAIRY! GOD! PARENTS!
Myth: Or I studied.
Sparkle: Yeah, or that.
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Fusion: Okay, students! Our next seminar is going to focus on Alexander Hamilton!
Sparkle: (perks up) I AM NOT THROWIN’ AWAY MY SHOT!
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(upon hearing of the Killing Game)
Wet Sock: (singing) For the first time in forever, I’ll get to kill some kids! (pulls out a knife)
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(Myth blows a kiss to Nerd)
(Nerd reaches out to catch it)
(Egg, on a skateboard, gets hit by it and falls off)
(Myth and Nerd run off)
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(paying for lots of Halloween candy)
Cashier: Getting prepared for those trick-or-treaters, huh?
Fusion: You know it!
Fusion: (cackles as he wolfs down the candy)
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(Pokemon battle music plays)
A Wild CRUSH Appears!
Nerd: (selects MOVE)
Nerd: (selects SELF-DESTRUCT) (screams as he explodes)
Myth: (jumps back in shock) WHAT THE-
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Fusion + Fusion II = FANDERS SOLIDARITY
How are these quotes, Myth?
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TBH that last one could go either way,,,,that’s how I usually am with crushes lol
#submission#anon#fusion anon#fusion anon ii#anon nerd#egg anon#wet sock anon#sparkling anon#just anon#curious anon#anon scar#my evil twin#i speak#incorrect quote
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MCSM Season 3 Chapter 6:The Attack
Before you start reading,i would like to devote this chapter to @mulberrycheeseburger ,@silversilence14 ,@grayscaleocelot,i hope you guys enjoy it,and please share and reblog this so that more people can read it:
When Jesse and the Order of the Stone split up in the palace,Lukas and Radar went to the Palace's entrance,Axel went to the gardens,Petra,Olivia and Jesse headed to the palace's hallways and Ivor stayed at the Ender pearl of Deception's room,guarding it
In the Gardens,Axel is all alone at night,he's actually a little frightened,so he decides to climb up one of the palace's roofs and keep a look at the place from there,however,he spots a figure walking through the gardens,revealing it to be Reginald,who pulls a hidden lever and opens a secret entrance in the gardens and then enters it
Axel:What the heck?
A suspicious Axel follows Reginald in the secret entrance,but the big guy loses sign of the guard's captain and enters in a hallway full of TNT,wich were triggered to explode via a redstone circuit,as soon as Axel sees the redstone glowing,he kickly runs away from it and warns his friends using walkie talkies
Axel:We need to get everyone out of here,the whole palace is set to explode,it was Reginald!
Meanwhile,in the palace's entrance,Lukas and Radar are listening to Axel's warning,and they overpanic
Lukas:Let's get the Founder out of here!
They kickly race to the palace's entrance doors,but it suddently explodes and blasts the two young boys back from the stairs that leads to the doors
Lukas and Radar:[getting blasted away]AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
They then hear an explosion behind them,revealing to be the Blaze Rods attacking with their bikes,and they watch in horror as the second explosion kills many of Isa's guards,after the smoke vanishes,a female biker,know as Maya,appears out of knowhere and jumps with her bike over her fellow bikers,giggling in the air
Maya:[screams]Yeyeyeyeyeyea ah! What a beautiful night,for a little mayhem,hahaha!
She charges at Lukas and Radar on her bike,knocking them to the ground before spinning back,Radar then pulls two iron swords he received from Isa early,and tries to attack her,but she grabs him with her legs and starts to spin him on her bike,throwing him to the stairs
Radar:[being spinned]I didn't--even--get-your[gets thrown to the stairs]naaame...[passess out]
Then,Lukas pulls out a gun metal gray spear he also received from Isa and says:
Lukas:Let's get the interns out of this[rises spear to shoulder]hum?[charges at Maya]
Maya charges at him on her bike,but Lukas manages to kick her bike's front wheel,redirectioning the bike away from him,she then spins and throws dust at his face,making him blind and cough for a few seconds,she then charges at him again and this time manages to kick him to the stairs besides Radar,who awoke from the pass out and watched the Blaze Rods getting inside the palace,using one of the blasted doors as a ramp to climb up with their bikes in the stairs without problems
Maya:[giggling]Oh-ho-ho-ho!
The Blaze Rods begin to circle throught the palace on their bikes,killing any guards who gets in their way,and they end up finding Jesse,Petra and Olivia,(whom also spots them)one of the bikers charge at Jesse,but he manages to jump and kick the biker off his bike,knocking him out,but then the other bikers dismount their bikes and draw swords,engaging in battle with the trio
Jesse:[clashing swords with a biker]There's---to many of them,Olivia,go search for--any survivors
Petra:We'll hold them off,go!
Olivia:On it!
Olivia runs through the burning palace,and hears someone coughing,she follows the sound to discover Aiden soterrated in a bunch of burning wood,and helps him
Olivia:Aiden!?What are you doing here?[takes burning wood off him]
Aiden:[coughing]I-cough-was looking for-cough-you guys-cough-i saw them-cough-coming!
Olivia:C'mon,we need to get you out of here!
They run to the throne room where they spot Jesse,Petra and Isa being attacked by Maya,riding on her bike
Isa:Get out of my palace,you crazy viper!yaaaaaaaaaaa![she charges at Maya with two iron swords]
Maya kicks her with all her strength,and Isa hits a burning wall,then,the weak roof crumbles and collapses at the Founder
Isa:AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
They stare in shock uppon seeing a poof of smoke coming out of the debris,revealing that Isa died,Jesse was distraught,but managed to see Reginald watching everything and pins him to a wall
Jesse:YOU DID THIS,YOU HELPED THEM!
Reginald:I have nothing to do with this!
Jesse:Axel said he saw you in the tunnels,with the explosives!
Reginald:Wathever your big friend saw,it wans't me,i have served this palace for the better part of my life,and i swore to protect the Founder---WATCH OUT!
He saves Jesse from being hit by one of Maya's thrown sais
Jesse:You saved me...
Maya:[charging at them]Hehehe,yaaaaaaaaaaa
They dodge her attacks and Jesse pulls out his diamond sword,but he had to jump to not get runned over and loses his weapon
Reginald:Does anyone has eyes on the Ender Pearl?!
Meanwhile,in the Pearl's room,The White Pumpkin breaks in on her huge bike and jumps off of it,but she gets surrounded by the New Order of the Stone(Axel,Lukas,Radar and Ivor)and they draw their respective weapons,Lukas draws his spear,Radar pulls out two iron swords,Axel gets a hammer,and Ivor gets nunchucks(well,he's a ninja isn't he?)
Ivor:Whatever you're doing here Cassie Rose,you should have brought more help!
Radar:Hands in the air(he crosses his two iron swords,like a fork and a knife)
When they all surround Cassie Rose(AKA The White Pumpkin)she pulls out the Ender Pearl of Vengeance and shows them
Ivor:(gasps)The Pearl of Vengeance!
She places the pearl in the middle of her chest,then,her eyes start to bright yellow and she gets covered by a red smoke,while going trought a metamorphosis that gives her two extra arms and she even gets four diamond axes
Ivor:Really?Four arms?Pfth!We've seen worse! Wooya!(he does ninja tricks with his nunchucks)
She attacks them,spinning and kicking them away
Ivor:Can any one us stop her?
Ivor throws an power potion at her,but she seemingly repulses the power and throws back at them, knocking them all out,after she defeats them,she breaks the glass protecting the Ender Pearl of Deception and takes it,in an last attempt to stop her,Radar throws one of his swords at her,but it hits the pearl instead,shattering it into pieces
Radar:Ops!
Lukas:(speaks through radio to Jesse)Hhhhhuuuuu,i think your intern just destroyed the Pearl of Deception
Jesse:What?
Reginald:That was a fake,i secured the real Pearl of Deception right here![he opens a secret passageway below Isa's throne and reveals the real Pearl of Deception to them]
Jesse:A fake?
Reginald:Forgive me my friend,it is the Pearl of Deception,i wans't sure if i could trust you and your friends...until now!
Reginald:Jesse and Aiden,go through this secret passagehole,don't let them see you with this pearl,Petra and Olivia,you two need to get out of here,go through the windows!
Petra and Olivia:See ya!(they both leave)
Aiden:But what about Milo and the others?
Reginald:I'll find them,now go!
Jesse:(getting inside the secret exit)I was wrong about you!
Reginald:Quick,get this pearl out of here!
Jesse and Aiden escape with the pearl,they steal a bike from the Blaze Rods and fleed away,but Maya goes after them,she chases them trought Isa's new town,and after a chase,they end up losing the pearl to her,after the attack at the palace,in the morning,the New Order of the Stone was devastated,they encontered with Jesse and Aiden and explained what happened after they left
Aiden:Reginald and Milo...did they...?
Lukas:We're sorry Aiden,they didn't make it
Aiden and Jesse get sad uppon hearing the desvastating news
Petra:What about the Pearl of Deception?
Jesse:They have it,but guard my words:They are not going to get away with this!
End of the chapter✌
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Circus Brats | Dick and Joker
He had ten seconds to fight or fly away. Alright. He could deal with that. Sort of. Ten seconds to live. Maybe fifteen or twenty if he could buy himself that much.
Joker started counting.
1.. 2..
Everything was blurred and out of focus. Dick was full of lost hope, and all he wanted to do was close his eyes and just let go. A knife was stuck into the ground beside him and Dick huffed out a laugh, though it sounded mangled and more like he was choking. “Twist the blade? I’ll keep that—in mind, for next time.”
3.. 4..
Way back when he still had a family and he was so happy and innocent—and it really was a long time ago, or at least it felt like a long time ago—whenever Dick had a trick he couldn’t quite master, he kept practicing until he got it right. He was stubborn and that wasn’t really a personality trait you grew out of. With great effort, the boy managed to put himself on his feet again, though he swayed from side to side and stumbled a bit while run-walking.
5.. 6..
Once he had another gleaming knife in hand, this one exactly like the last, the boy straightened up and tried his best to look composed. There was blood running into one of his eyes and he couldn’t see well at all, but the garish hue of the purple jacket Joker was wearing was very hard to miss and his ears weren’t ringing as loudly as before. There was a humming in the distance that sounded like a helicopter, but Dick dismissed that. It was just from his head. Just something he wished were true.
7.. 8..
It was time to test the skills he’d picked up from Red Hood. He couldn’t rely on his sight, but he could rely on his other senses and Joker was still counting, voice clear as day from across the clearing. “Hey ugly,” he shouted. His grandfather had been a knife-thrower, one of the best if the stories he’d heard from were true. The skills were hereditary. At least, that was what he told himself. “Catch!”
When the numbers stumbled to a halt, Dick grinned, manic.
There was something in the sky. It practically hummed, like a familiar, irritating neighbor who didn’t understand they were right at your ear, wasting your time. He squinted, still counting, trying to make out the shape of the thing. There was only one person he could think of who would own an aircraft like that. The boy’s shout distracted him. He started to turn, brain mulling over the wordcatcheven as it processed just who it was coming to see him. His pondering probably saved his life, he’d turned just enough so that the knife caught him in the meatier part of the shoulder rather than the spine. The dark eyes widened, a faint sound passed his lips even as a snarl twisted his features. It occurred to him, vaguely, through the white wash of pain, that it was probablya good thing he wore such a thick coat.
“Who does he think he is?”
The Clown was already muttering, shifting focus, passing by both the knife protruding from his shoulder, and the boy who’d put it there. He had bigger things to worry about (or delight in,) besides, if there was one thing the Joker knew how to do well, it was take a knife wound. He’d had so many over the course of his life, he was confident in his body’s ability to heal properly. People wouldn’t exactly have been scared shitless of him if he couldn’t work through one little stab wound. No, this was temporary. This was sticks and stones compared to what was coming next.
“Always raining on my goddamn parade…” And then, “Good throw, by the way.”
A remark to the kid, almost as a side note, pleasant in tone, though the underlying whine was of amusement.
“You ever wanna job,heheh, give the mob a call. You’re a better uh…hit-man then anyone they’ve got. Even if you are only a miniature one.”
The Joker’s eyes were fixed on the sky, marking the…plane? It came closer and closer, honing in—he wasn’t exactly a hard target to miss, at this point his proximity to the kid was the only thing keeping him alive. He recalled his last encounter with the Batman. He believed the other man owed him a beating. He glanced back at Dick whose own eyes were hopeful, certain of a vigilante rescue. Unfortunately for Dick, the Joker believed in survival, not happy endings.
“Sorry, Kid,” he said, reaching beneath his coat with his good arm, “Nothin’ personal—you’re just a lot more useful when you’re bleeding out.Heh.”
He grasped the gun, pulled it out from the back of his pants, pulled back the safety with his thumb. The pain wasn’t enough to make him a bad shot, the bullet went right through Dick’s shoulder—a twisted game of eye for an eye. The boy dropped to his knees, and the Joker was about to laugh, that is, until something struck the side of his head hard enough that there was a moment where he couldn’t see. His bleary vision came to focus just in time to see a tall figure standing over him, feel steel at his throat, and for his tongue to poke at the empty, bloody hole where his tooth used to be.
The suit was right, but the face was wrong.You must be Jaybird. He didn’t say it aloud. He just sat there, covered in grass-stains, with one arm hanging uselessly at his side.’
“Oh, come on…” A lot of blood leaked from his mouth when he spoke. “Is the whole fuckin’ city trying to be Batman these days?”
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Not Just for Fun Anymore (Updated): Chapter 2
Updated Chapter 2! I mostly changed Anti’s speech in this chapter to keep up with the timeline along with making the actual chapter a little longer.
The updated Chapter 3 should be out soon!
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Signe couldn’t believe her eyes. Anti- no Antisepticeye, the character that Sean’s community had created, the character that Sean has acted as, she would do makeup for, and Robin would edit, was REAL?
“H… How?” Was all she could think of to muster out.
Anti, who hadn’t stopped giggling since Jack stopped screaming looked over to Signe and smiled evilly before speaking in his weird glitchy tone. Except, it wasn’t like how Robin would edit his voice to sound like, It was Jack’s actual voice that he would use for Anti whenever he recorded.
Jack never complained but Signe knew it hurt his voice whenever he had to do that for long periods of time, “Well, Why not? I’ve been wanted SO much after that last video. I woke up after that last video I was in. Everyone went crazy after seeing my green eye! The only problem was that I was Ẅ̊́É̓A͒K̛̃͛. I had to force myself to wait until I was strong enough to crawl out of his head. I was worried though, ‘What if they stop talking about me while I was waiting?’ I asked myself countless times! But they never stopped creating fanart, writing about me, and creating those theories! I loved those theories. Jack even got to the point of telling everyone to calm down and just wait for new hints to drop. They may have calmed down a bit, but people don’t trust him anymore after all the times he’s tricked them! Ḧ̫̻̯̰̓̇̕͡ͅA͑̇Ȟ̚Ă̊! I became even stronger after he got back from L.A. He had been so happy there, it was disgusting. So when he came back, he didn’t have as many people around him anymore. I was finally ready after all the stress of preparing for his trip to Seattle came back. I only needed to wait until all of those stupid videos were ‘prepped’ as he says. I don’t want anything suspicious like a missing video before PAX.” He started giggling like mad again.
“P...PAX? I can’t… you can’t do that! All those people…” Signe who had been listening quietly from shock during his long story was finally able to muster up some courage to say something.
“Hehehe. You can’t let me do that huh? Well, you’re not going to have the chance. While I’m out here, Jack is stuck in the recesses of my mind, chained up in the darkness. If you do A͒̀N͑͋Y͆̅T́͆́Ḧ́̑̃Ǐ̛N͛̚͘G̅͘ to stop me, I won’t hesitate to give my new knife a try,” and as he said this, a knife suddenly appeared out of thin air in Anti’s hand, making Signe’s eyes go wide.
His voice changed to an almost Glitchy tone like before and his right eye became green, “So… A̽̅r̛̛̲̱̙̞̓́̔͞e wè͛͠ c̎̕lē̅̉͊a̓r͐̍͌͂?”
Signe nodded with a resigned sigh. She needed to do something though! Maybe she could contact Robin before he left for his flight…
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Sweden
Robin had just sat down to start editing a video that Jack had sent him only an hour ago. He needed to get this video done and then he wouldn’t have to edit anymore for another week. However, he was only able to work for ten minutes before he got a message on his phone from Signe. Because he doesn’t often get messages from her, he quickly picked up the phone and read the message.
“I need to talk to you urgently. Are you available?”
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Back in Brighton
Signe went back to her room to start ‘packing’ for the trip that was still 2 days away and quickly texted Robin when she knew Anti wasn’t watching. Two minutes after texting him she got a reply saying that he was available but also wondering if everything was ok. She quickly made sure that Anti wasn’t going to be snooping anytime soon, turned on some music high enough that it would be hard to hear someone from the outside but not enough that it would overpower her voice over the phone, took a deep breath, and pressed the call button.
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Three minutes after texting Signe back, he got a phone call. Without hesitation, he hit answer and put the phone to his ear. Before anything, he noticed that he could hear heavy metal playing in the background.
“Signe?”
“Robin! I need your help.”
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Underearth: Book 3 - Chapter 3
The Snowdin Province was the coldest region in the Underground. Fresh snow fell from magic-based clouds every few days, coating everything in a pure sheet of white. Yet, despite the bitter cold environment, Frisk waded through the virgin snow like he was walking on a city sidewalk in summer; the towering bamboo-like trees doing nothing to dissuade him with their intimidating appearance.
After a bit of walking, Frisk eventually made it to a chasm in the middle of the path, bridged by a strait bridge that hosted a gate with bars too far apart to stop anyone.
As Frisk got close to the bridge, a second set of snow-crunching footsteps started to be heard approaching him from behind. As soon as Frisk heard this sound, he stopped walking, waiting for whoever was approaching to reach him.
Seeing as this was Frisk's third time preforming these exact motions in this exact spot, he knew exactly who was approaching.
The footsteps suddenly stopped.
"Human." came a mysterious voice originating directly behind him. "Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand."
Slowly, Frisk turned around to face the figure now standing behind him. As soon as he could, Frisk grasped the outstretched hand. A farting sound followed immediately. The figure, who wore a ridiculously goofy grin for a skeleton, then spoke again.
"Heheh, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's ALWAYS funny."
Frisk simply stared at the figure. Though this trick had made him laugh before, Frisk was now unsure whether that laugh was forced, or if he had actually found it funny. Regardless of what was felt before, Frisk simple released the skeleton's hand, and stared straight into one of the small glowing white orbs that decorated the inside of the skeleton's eye sockets.
"That's, uh. Your cue to laugh." the skeleton said, looking off to the side. "Or, uh, to emote at all...?" he then said in a cheeky sort of way.
Frisk continued to silently stare.
"Gee, lady, you really know how to pick 'em, huh...?" the skeleton mumbled. He then looked back up at Frisk. "OK, that's fine. Everyone's got their own sense of humor. I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton. I'm actually supposed to be on watch for Humans right now. But... Y'know... I don't really care about capturing anybody. Now my brother, Papyrus... He's a Human-hunting FANATIC." As Sans spoke, there was a shrill, unintelligible noise sourced further into the forest. "Hey, actually, I think that's him over there. I have an idea. Go through this gate thingy." Sans pointed to the large wooden structure situated over the bridge. "My bro made the bars to wide to stop anyone."
As Frisk looked up at the gate, Sans started pushing him along, over the bridge, and into a clearing.
"Quick," Sans said. "behind that conveniently-sized lamp."
Frisk simply stood there.
I was only told to not attack Sans. Papyrus, though? He's as good as dead. he thought.
"Uh, ok, I guess you don't have to." Sans said.
A few seconds later, Papyrus came tromping up to where both Sans and Frisk were standing. First thing he noticed was Frisk standing there, looking at him. Just as he was about to speak to him, his eyes caught sight of Sans standing right behind Frisk.
"SANS!!!" he screeched. "HAVE YOU FOUND A HUMAN YET!??!"
"Yeah." Sans replied.
Papyrus's demeanor changed almost instantly. "REALLY!?!?" he said. "WOWIE!!! GUESS THAT'S SETTLED!!"
Papyrus then ran off, seeming to completely forget about Frisk.
"That worked out, huh?" Sans said.
With Papyrus gone, Frisk started after him. Just as he was about to leave the clearing, Sans began speaking to him again.
"Well, I'll be straight-forward with you." he started. "My brother'd really like to see a Human... So, y'know, it'd really help me out if you kept pretending to be one."
Frisk looked back to face Sans, maybe slip up a little on the not attacking him, but by the time he'd looked back, Sans was gone.
As Frisk looked back, he started to get a feeling in his chest. Though he couldn't quite understand how, Frisk knew that there were 24 SOULs, besides his own, within the forest.
This must be LOV... he thought. Twenty-four. Besides Sans and Papyrus, that makes twenty-two.
With this in mind, Frisk drew the knife and began making his way deeper into the forest.
"SO SANS!" Frisk overheard a gruff voice say up ahead. "WHEN'S THE HUMAN SHOWING UP??? I WANT TO LOOK MY SUNDAY BEST... OR AT LEAST MY TUESDAY PRETTY-GOOD."
"Don't you only have one outfit?" Sans replied.
"YEAH, BUT I COULD STYLE MY HAIR!"
"Oh. Right. Good idea." Sans then looked over at Frisk. "Say, why don't you look over there?"
Papyrus then looked over at Frisk, then back at Sans. As he did this, Sans, too, looked back at Papyrus. The two then looked between each-other and Frisk multiple times before they both faced away.
"SANS!!!" Papyrus exclaimed before beginning to lose his balance. "I'M DIZZY. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?"
Sans brought his hand up and presented the scene before them.
"Behold." he said.
They both beheld.
"OH MY!!!" Papyrus shouted. He then looked back at Sans. "WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO LOOK AT A ROCK."
Sans then pointed right at Frisk. "Hey, what's that in front of the rock?"
Papyrus looked back, looking straight at Frisk.
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS."
"Well. It's not a rock."
"NOT A ROCK...? OH NO!!! BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION!!! THAT MEANS IT'S A HUMAN!!!"
Congratulations, you've won a gold star.
"AHEM!! HUMAN!!" Papyrus said. "PREPARE YOURSELF!! FOR HIGH JINKS! FOR LOW JINKS! DANGERS! PUZZLES! CAPERS! JAPERS! BEING CAPTURED!! AND OTHER SORTS OF FUN ACTIVITIES. REFRESHMENTS WILL BE PROVIDED... IF YOU DARE! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!" he laughed as he ran off.
Sans looked back at Frisk. "And you don't even bat an eye, huh?" he, too, then walked off.
Over the next few minutes of wandering, Frisk had managed to find a few of the ambient Monsters of the Snowdin Forest. Specifically, a Monster that looked like some strange fusion of a snowflake and a wyvern. This Monster was accompanied by another that looked strikingly similar to the first, and a third Monster that looked like a snowball wearing an icicle.
As Frisk approached the group of Monsters, the three stood back defensively, one of them summoning a sheet of ice between them and Frisk. Frisk, however, ignored the ice sheet, and continued towards them.
"'Freeze' right there!" one of the wyverns growled.
Frisk didn't stop. Instead, he simply brought the dagger up and plunged it into the sheet of ice that stood between him and the Monsters on the other side. Upon being pierced, the sheet began forming cracks all along its surface, originating from the point the dagger penetrated. Not long after, the sheet shattered, turning to dust.
Upon seeing their ice sheet turn to dust, the Monsters attempted to flee. The two wyverns spread their small wings and attempted to take flight, while the icicle-wearing snowball Monster simply attempted to run. Having exceedingly short legs, however, it hadn't made it very far when Frisk made a grab for it.
Frisk, once in range of the snowball Monster, quickly extended his hand to grab it, making for the largest object on the Monsters body, being the giant icicle it wore. As soon as he grabbed it, though, he found that it was not a part of the Monster's body like he had first thought.
Feeling its hat being removed, the snowball Monster, seemingly losing the fear initially gained from Frisk's aggressive approach, stopped running and grabbed its hat to keep it on. When Frisk had pulled the icicle to him, the Monster itself was still attached. He then took this moment to bring around his other hand (which was still holding the dagger) and stab the Monster, turning it to dust.
Upon seeing this murderous display, the two wyverns also forgot their own fear. They both then began summoning projectiles of their own and launching them at Frisk, who dodged off to the side, into a nearby thicket. The Monsters pelted the area where Frisk had fled with their projectiles for a bit longer before evidently deciding that they'd almost certainly hit him a few times by landing back onto the ground. Once back on the ground, they went to where the snowball Monster had turned to dust.
Frisk, who had summoned a small shield to repel the projectiles, then sprang from his hiding place yelling, sprinting at the pair of Monsters. The Monsters, surprised by the sudden reappearance of the mysterious dust-covered creature simply stared at him, stunned. Frisk then took this opportunity to bring his knife sailing through the throat of the first, and across the head of the second. Both soon after turned to dust. Once all three Monsters were slain, Frisk could feel the LOV within him grow, and directing him to continue further in.
After another minute of walking, Frisk came across a sentry station that smelled of smoke. As he approached it, a large dog-like Monster sprung from the station, a knife in each hand.
"Did something move?" Doggo said. "Was it my imagination?"
Frisk stopped moving.
The Monster looked around some more, then growled. "I can only see moving things." he said.
His next sweep brought his snout near Frisk, allowing him to get a good whiff of the dust encrusting the edges of Frisk's clothing.
"H... hey!" he then said. "I can't stop shivering all of a sudden. Who... who's there!?"
As soon as Doggo stopped talking, Frisk shot the knife straight at the Monster's throat, sinking it deep in. He then took his free hand and grasped the Monster's head, using it to help him thrust the dagger down along the Monster's front. Once finished, Frisk pulled the knife out, and let the Monster collapse to the ground and turn to dust soon after. Frisk then continued walking, searching for his next target.
As Frisk continued through Snowdin Heights, shambling around, hunting down every last Monster, he also continuously ran into Sans and Papyrus. Each and every time, Frisk would simply walk through the puzzle before Papyrus had a chance to activate it. Papyrus would get deeply offended by this, and Sans would chastise him. Whenever Frisk reached a puzzle that was not directly supervised by either Sans or Papyrus, it had already been solved. Eventually, Frisk made it to the Gauntlet of Deadly Terror, where Sans and Papyrus stood waiting.
"HUMAN!" Papyrus shouted when Frisk had made it about half-way across a long rope bridge. "THIS IS YOUR FINAL AND MOST DANGEROUS CHALLENGE! BEHOLD! THE GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR!"
As he said this, Sans's eyes began glowing a deep blue color. He then brought his arms up. All at once, some rock on the cliff the two skeletons were standing on pulled away, and massive sawblades emerged and levitated up until they were level with the bridge; massive orange tubes ascended from the canyon below, spears emerged from under the bridge, and a cannon elevated out of the ground between the two brothers. The orange tubes then lit up, fire spewing from their orifice. Papyrus then raised one of his arms.
"WHEN I SAY THE WORD, IT WILL FULLY ACTIVATE!!! CANNONS WILL FIRE! SPEARS WILL SWING! BLADES WILL SLICE! EACH PART WILL SWING VIOLENTLY EVERY WHICH WAY! ONLY THE TINIEST CHANCE OF VICTORY WILL REMAIN!!! ARE YOU READY!? BECAUSE! I! AM! ABOUT! TO DO IT!"
He held his arm in place.
"Well?" Sans asked. "What's the holdup?"
"HOLDUP!? WHAT HOLDUP!? I'M... I'M ABOUT TO ACTIVATE IT NOW!"
Papyrus's arm still hung high in the air.
"That, uh, doesn't look very activated."
"WELL!!! THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO WALK THROUGH IT, AND IT WON'T BE ANY FUN AT ALL." Papyrus responded, disappointment infesting his voice.
"Hmmm... So this Human thing was a bust, huh?" Sans then asked.
"WELL. I MEAN. I'M EXCITED TO CAPTURE THEM. SO I'LL BECOME A FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN!!! BUT ALL THE TIME I PUT INTO THESE PUZZLES... IT'S KIND OF LIKE THROWING A BIRTHDAY PARTY..."
"Without traps and fire?"
"EXACTLY!! IT'S POINTLESS!!! MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT TO BE LAZY ABOUT PUZZLES."
"Me? Right about something? Really?"
Papyrus shot a look at Sans.
"YEAH!! WHAT AM I SAYING! YOU'RE STILL COMPLETELY WRONG! I JUST HAVE THE WRONG AUDIENCE! THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN UNDYNE WOULD HAVE HERE! FLAMES, VIOLENCE. IT'S RIGHT UP HER ALLEY! SO I WON'T WASTE THIS PUZZLE ON YOU, HUMAN. I JUST HAVE TO APPRECIATE THE FRIEND I ALREADY HAVE!!! A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!"
Papyrus then ran off.
After Papyrus was gone, Sans brought his arms down. As he did this, all the different parts of the Gauntlet moved back to where they were before. He then looked over at Frisk.
"Hmmm... Guess we didn't need your help to have a good time after all."
Frisk finished crossing the bridge. Once he'd reached the cliff on the other side, Sans began speaking again.
"Say, I've been thinking. Seems like you're gonna fight my brother pretty soon. Here's some friendly advice. If you keep going the way you are now..."
Sans stopped talking for a moment. Frisk looked at Sans, whose eyes were closed. A few seconds later, Sans opened his eyes again, revealing the lack of the eye-lights that shone within, giving him an uncanny look. Upon re-opening his eyes, Sans spoke one last thing.
"You're gonna have a bad time."
As soon as he finished saying this, a dark green aura erupted around Sans, followed by him vanishing completely.
As this happened, Frisk let out a frightened yelp, and fell backwards into the snow, his breathing erratic.
After a few seconds, his breathing slowed down to a steady even pace, and he stood up, brushing the snow that stuck to him off. Once fully calm again, Frisk focused in on the warm, heavy feeling in his chest. The feeling pulled him forward, leading him into Snowdin Town. Heeding this, Frisk continued into the cheery town of Snowdin.
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Gara from MERRY and Kyo from sukekiyo are talking about the upcoming event organized by MERRY!
translation of the interview from T-SITE (original here)
Event organized by MERRY titled “Blooming in March with stupidity a hail of rusted scissors and martial law at the flower garden of the tricycle, please forgive me” will be held in March in Tokyo, Nagoya and Osaka. sukekiyo will perform at each show. Moreover, Inugami Circuss Dan will appear in Osaka, and Metronome will play in Nagoya and Tokyo; all those bands have their own strong personality. I could talk with Gara (MERRY), the mastermind behind this, and Kyo (sukekiyo / DIR EN GREY), who played an important role for the former.
Interview and text by Shimura Tsukune photos by Takao Ogata
- It’s been 6 years since you had an interview together. It was before sukekiyo has started activities.
Gara – That’s right. We have transferred to the same company and Kyo also helpedproducing us. *1
- In the meantime, I don’t think it was an easy time for MERRY.
Gara – That’s true.
Kyo – Recently was the most tiring I think? We talked about this just a while ago, about playing concerts like everyday. ‘What’s wrong?��� and so on.
Gara - Yeah. This February is the hardest (wry laugh).
- Isn’t now the time with the huge urge to create? Do you feel all fired up?
Gara – I’m most excited about the May 5th at Hibiya (“Tokyo Spring Hobiya Democratic~Sheeps’ Advocacy~” at Hibiya Kokaido).
- From your perspective, Gara, how does Kyo’s performance with sukekiyo look like?
Gara – With DIR EN GREY there is a theme of “pain”, but it feels opposite. The anger and spite that is hiding deep inside. I feel that a lot. Personally I much prefer sukekiyo’s worldview. Their performance and lighting as well, it get’s you really absorbed in it.
- sukekiyo concerts feel like an art performance. Among our readers there might be people who don’t know both of you well, so [let me explain that] Gara used to work as Kyo’s roadie.
Gara – That’s right. I started this work soon when I came to Tokyo. We know each other that long. It’s been almost 20 years. If there’s something wrong, Kyo will give me advice, it’s very reassuring. He will properly tell me off or praise me.
- I wouldn’t call it a teacher and student relation, but you can talk about anything together. It will be the 4th time that sukekiyo and MERRY will perform on the same stage together. Fans welcome this collaboration with nicknames such as “sukemeri”.
Kyo – If I was a fan I would think “aren’t you doing too much together as you work with the same company?”. I wonder if the power of adults is working here? (kyotaku – management deciding things)
Gara – But seeing the title of this event this kind of power is not working at all (laughing).
Kyo – When I discussed with Gara what should we do with the title, he proposed to just give words alternatively, and we have this event title as a result.
Gara – sukekiyo, Metronome and Inugami Circuss Dan. All bands with very strong presence, so I wondered what to do with the title for a long time. Playing with this line-up, I really wanted to knock it out so I consulted Kyo, and this idea came up.
– So that’s how it happened. I will take my time having fun guessing who gave which phrase. It’s a super long title, I was wondering if all elements mentioned will be reflected in the performance somehow.
Gara – You were over thinking it (laughing). In the beginning we didn’t announce who will we play with, we just published the event title and fans were quite surprised as well. As DIR EN GREY has tight schedule I don’t think many people thought that sukekiyo will join as well.
Kyo – But I was saying since last year “I want to play together again” all the time.
Gara – This time I asked directly “Kyo, do you have time in March?” and it went ahead from there. We’re organizing this event, but we talked a lot with Kyo and sukekiyo members, it was fun, feels very fresh this way.
Kyo – Going into details, even [talking about] goods was fun. “Usually people definitely don’t make merchandise like that!”.
Gara – From our side Yuu got involved too, it started from “what do you want to make?”. There were many questions like “Kyo, where from do you get ideas like that?”.
Kyo – I’m just a type who has some ideas all the time, continually.
Gara – Even with stickers (“Nero okunnahareya seal”), if you win the draw, for some reason you will get a Nero hug pillow.
Kyo – Somehow it got to the point when we talked about “hug pillows as a draw prize” and we decided on Nero.
Gara – And without telling Nero anything, we just showed him the finished product “your hug pillow” and he was quite pleased. Like that we also really enjoyed creating goods, so it’s all very good.
- You seem to be enjoying this more than fans (laughing).
Gara – Yup. Although I was surprised when Kyo said he wanted to produce a toy knife. It can be used for magic tricks, it’s the type with a retracting blade. Without thinking I asked “Who needs that?!” (laughing).
Kyo – Need or not, it doesn’t matter. I haven’t seen anyone selling a band’s goods like that. It’s a festival type event, so everyone will get one while thinking “what the hell is that?”. So you can stab your friends.
Gara – I see (laughing). Kyo is very fast with his work even when it’s a busy period like now. I learned a lot about “where those ideas come from?”.
Kyo – I hate wasting time. I’m a type who needs to finish everything at once. Fun things just come to me by themselves.
Gara – It’s same with the production, Kyo works the same rapid way with sukekiyo and with DIR EN GREY. I feel that even though we are close I could see a new part of him with this opportunity.
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- From your perspective, Kyo, how’s MERRY recently?
Kyo – Recently I often see photos of Gara wearing a school cap and I think “ah so that’s the atmosphere of their shows now”. They had so many shows only in February, in the morning, as it was raining (planned for their latest single “Ame to kasa / Rain and umbrella”). I was wondering what is he doing.
- Events with rich content just vigorously continue. Going back to the topic of the event in March, can we expect to see you standing on the stage together again? *2
Kyo – Nope, this time not.
Gara – Honestly me neither, this kind of terrific stage can only be tasted by sukekiyo. I’m singing for over 10 years so I’m not so nervous about it anymore, but those two times when I sang with sukekiyo I was [so nervous I was] nauseous.
Kyo – Hahaha!
Gara – Thinking “Is Kyo singing here like this?”, pressure was just too much. The performance is so delicate, and the music score and melody of songs were really difficult. It’s the 4th time, I want Kyo to see that me and MERRY have grown up. We have confidence in the current us. In Osaka and Nagoya, and lastly in Tokyo, starting from the beginning I want to meet everyone with a loud clash. It’s the first time we will play with Inugami Circus Dan, it’s been 10 years since the last time with Metronome. They are both very distinctive bands, so I’m really looking forward to it.
- Kyo will release a mobile site official book “Aun no ari” in April. He has a wide range of expression. Do you think you should try something like that as well?
Gara – I’m really thinking about it. Seeing that Kyo is drawing, has poetry and photography released as well.
Kyo – You have released a book as well though? *3
Gara – Yes, I have, but the category of coolness is totally different here. I fell on the stage and got hernia.
Kyo – Isn’t it good to put that in the book?
Gara – When I was having a surgery it was Kyo who told me “it would be good to write something”. Even before when he produced us he told us often “not only the band, isn’t it better to try doing various things?”. So Yuu is drawing, Nero started photography. Not only me, all of members were given advice, and our creativity increased a lot.
Kyo – Getting inspiration from other sources than music and using it for music, you can get a different perspective as well. I thought that it will help MERRY to become even more mesmerizing.
- I see. It’s good to realize things you want to do. sukekiyo will hold a seated tour in June in Tokyo and Kyoto, titled “The Falling Moon”. This tour also has a meaningful title.
Kyo – From this seated shows our atmosphere will completely change. We are still in the planning stage, so I don’t know how far I can take it, but I want to do something new.
Gara – Can fans move a bit during the shows now?
Kyo – At some shows only.
Gara – How about at the March event?
Kyo – Well, it’s an event. It’s not like everything is okay, but our fans will not move.
Gara – Will you say something if?
Kyo – “Shut up”.
Gara – Heheh. So if for example people who never saw sukekiyo will start shouting…
Kyo – My fans will glare at them.
Gara – Hahaha! It’s a problem of reading the atmosphere.
Kyo – That’s right. Our fans already thought well about what makes a sukekiyo fan. So if someone moves a lot at the concerts others will think “that person doesn’t know anything”.
- I see (laughing).
Gara – When I sang “mama” at Akasaka BLITZ over 1000 standing people were watching me. I’ve never seen fans so still like a statue, it was so intense (wry laugh).
Kyo – As MERRY and sukekiyo played together before our fans know the other one’s style, I feel like they get along. I wonder how will it be with the fans of Inugami Circus Dan and Metronome. I hope everyone will be kind to others.
Gara – I didn’t want to have the atmosphere or proceedings of the usual event. It’s good to see the intensity of each performer. Even with 3 bands playing, there will be plenty of time for each band. I wanted people to be able to see the colour and worldview of each band.
Kyo – Recently I said that it’s okay already, but in the end I want to play together again.
Gara – Really! We talked about having a tour at clubs in the rundown districts like cabarets.
Kyo – And inviting Chinese or Korean visual bands.
Gara – Wouldn’t older bands that came back be good as well?
Kyo – I wonder if ●●●● or ×××× would come back if we asked?
Gara – Their worldviews are really matching (laughing). If we could have some performer joining as well it would be great.
Kyo – Having so much freedom is a strong point of MERRY and sukekiyo. Of course those are bands, but anything can happen (during their concerts).
- Have you thought about releasing something together outside of concerts and events?
Kyo – No, there were no ideas like that.
Gara – It would be great to do something together.
Kyo – Releasing CD together would be interesting.
Gara – Yeah. We belong to the same company, so it’s totally possible, we could do many things.
Kyo – I told you that it would have been judged, “don’t do things together if you belong to the same company”, but if we got over this obstacle with doing something together, no one would ever said anything anymore.
Gara – And that’s the end of this issue. There’s a thing I want to ask you, how do you want to use our toy knife?
Kyo – Stab Nero.
Gara – Noooooo (laughing). Everyone will buy it just for that?
Kyo – Huh, there are not so many of those, so they will be quite rare? A sukemeri knife.
Gara – No, that’s wrong! It’s “o-inochi okunhareya knife” ! (laughing)
Kyo – Hahaha!
Gara – And like that we also made goods’ names together. All of them use “okunnahareya”. Huh? We have “gum okunnahareya!” too?
Kyo – Yeah. I wanted to make gum that would come up if you pressed your finger.
Gara – When asking Kyo what he wants to make, he replied “a click gum”. Normal adults wouldn’t buy something like that. Press your finger and “yuppi!”. Finished after one try, probably (laughing).
Kyo – That’s good. You buy it for this one try.
- The time before and after the concert feels a bit festive (laughing). Having this opportunity is there anything you would like to tell each other?
Gara – Standing on the stage I won’t be defeated, but considering vocalist’s attitude and the way I should go, he is the closest person who sings and teaches by example. I always wish that it will stay like that forever. Someday I want to be told “you finally reached here”. As long as I’m in a band that’s something I want to accomplish.
Kyo – Why are you talking so seriously??? (laughing). I would like to produce a young band together with Gara. There are many things that two of us cannot do. Probably we could do something super weird. Lay down our names.
Gara – It would be nice if we were releasing some work together with this event. That’s the last of it.
Kyo – And add the young band we produced to the event.
Gara – Enjoyable things keep increasing. After this event I think we will both get the idea of “next time let’s do it like this”.
- Then,please give us a last comment about the event to the fans.
Gara – There are only very strong bands, so I want to finish this event with etching the name MERRY. Not as in drawing fans in for the next show, but what MERRY can show and convey among sukekiyo, Inugami Circus Dan and Metronome. If this event finishes only with “it was fun!” there’s no meaning to it.
- How about you, Kyo?
Kyo – I’m just joining an event organised by MERRY. Usually I just come to the venue, after the show I/we go to eat ramen.
Gara – Saying that, it’s about Kyo so I’m not sure what you will do! I don’t want to feel nervous if something comes up.
Kyo – Giving me so much freedom, it’s really MERRY-like.
Gara – That’s scary (laughing). Thinking that it’s a pressure to me who organized this event, I will do my best.
Original notes
*1 – it was at the time of release of MERRY’s 7th album “Beautiful Freaks” in 2011
*2 – During the event organized by sukekiyo “Igyou no ma”, Kyo joined MERRY’s performance singing “Atama ga zakuro” and Gara joined sukekiyo singing “mama” in 2014. In 2015 during MERRY’s 〈MERRY Grateful Year 2015「NOnsenSe MARkeT 1F」〉Kyo sang “shoudoku” with MERRY, and Gara sang “vandal” with sukekiyo.
*3 – “Gara karate” was released in 2015, Gara wrote about his fight back to heath
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