#hehe oopies ^^

[tvlliaminor]

my mum told me & my brother off because we went to a restaurant for his birthday and had a hysterical laughing fit because he mispronounced chimpanzee as champanzee m. we are adults. she was so so so mad

[14dayswithyou]

so uhh redacted, heres the thing, im engaged…(it’s not that serious) but it is (it’s not)

in all seriousness though, you need a wife? •-•

"...Engaged t'me, right?" Blue eyes pierce through your soul as he looks at you with the most intense yet lovestruck gaze. "'Cuz only I get to be your husband."

[cincincinnanom]

You step closer her her shaking your head.

"No, no honey," you say, "my species don't eat humans, unlike yours." You take the human head from her hand trying to not gag.

"It's generally considered very rude to gift someone a human head in our culture, I know you don't mean it as such though," you comment hugging her closer to you trying to ignore the blood she's covered in

"Oh why?" She asks. You try not to smile

"Becuase we eat you."

“What do you mean why did I do this? I did it because I love you.” Your girlfriend said confusedly as if she wasn’t clutching the severed head of another human in her hand.

[rizz-penguin]

Just practicing "anatomy" 😒😒😒 not really

I'm actually just drawing Medieval AU martin Connors 🤭🤗 I love him y'know I love him so much I make him witness the death of his friends and wife 🤗

[ynsvnte]

The Speckled Diary: Masterlist

Synopsis: In which Kim Sunoo finds a notebook on his desk and reads the name Y/n seems a name he never heard before. He decides to return it, but…what if he “accidentally” reads through it..

Pairing: non-idol!sunoo x Gn!reader (I might put she/her pronouns at times)

Featuring: Nwjns Minji, NMIXX Sullyoon, Ive Reí, Jungwon, Treasure Jeongwoo, P1h Intak, Zb1 Ricky, Lssfm Kazuha, Itzy Yuna

Warnings: Swear words 👍, probably kys/kms jokes, Ricky being bullied (you will understand as you read I hope) embarrassment..more to be added I fear. I will added individual warnings as well

Genre: SMAU, fluff, crack that’s about it I think. Strangers to lovers 🤷🏻‍♀️

Notes; This is my first time doing something like this let’s hope it goes well and I don’t slack on this. 🧎‍♀️

Taglist: Closed

Status: Completed

Started: July 10 Ended: Sept. 3��

Profiles: Itchin and Burnin , Shiver me Timberzz

Chapters:

1. Just Gave Birth

2. You better start running

3. Oh no we gotta go

4. HE WHAT!

5. Let me just

6. Sorry bout that

7. Oh no I hope I don’t fall (for him)

8. Hehe Found it

9. Moments before disaster

10.Ouch 🤕

11. Lost era

12. Don’t worry I got you

13. Saur real

14. (Un)Forgiven Im a villain

15. Just a hater

16. Delusional ass bitch

17. L rizz

18. Yn saved the day!

19. Question mark?

20. That’s what I’m talking about

21. Bad news

22. girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight

23. Badge of Honor

24. Cry about it

25. Awkward Dates

26. O. M. G.

27. In yn we believe

28. Confession of a hopeless romantic

29. Big reveal

30. Oopies Daisies

END

© ynsvnte 2023

[elliesbelle]

sorry kammy bby, i’m not a cradle robber 💅🏾

[butchybats]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! i accidentally unfollowed you for .3 seconds trying to send this ask oopie but i hope youre having the most awesome day

THANK YOU!!! <3 I’m going to see the new beetlejuice movie tonight and I’m so excited hehe

[fortune-cat]

sorry for not posting in a while ive been swamped with responsibility and got sick hehe oopies!! <3

[vilgramcrimeandpunishment]

Akari’s first Voice Drama (Outrageous Wonderland)

E: *footesteps echo* *opens door* Akari K—

A: 🎵 Tis ordained, thou shall follow thine destiny. ’Tis ordained, thou shall discard vulgarity 🎵

E: !!!!

A: Ah! Hi hi, warden-san!!! I’m all ready to chit chat, so please let’s talk!! Pretty please, pretty plea—

E: W-Where did you learn that song?

A: Hm? Oh! You caught me singing? How embarrassing! Well, Mama said I was always a good singer, so not like I should be ashamed, but what do you think warden-san? Opinons are subjec—

E: Where! Did. You. Learn. That. Song?

A: !!! I-I….I just…well….I dreamt it….I thought it was all like “Cool! Jazz hands! Wowzers! So pretty and cute!” so I was humming what I remembered. I figured maybe I could incorporate it into a musical when I get home to—

E: You….dreamt the song? What the hell are you talking about?

A: Umm…..was it wrong to?

E: Not exactly….just surprised that you know it…..

A: Oh? Was it unpopular? Or maybe something a bit ‘your time’? By the way, if you don’t mind Akari asking, how old are you warden-san?

E: Me? I’m 15….I think…

A: FIFTEEN?! You could’ve fooled Akari! Teehee! We’re almost the same age then, what fun! I know we’ll get along great! We’re gonna be the best of friends! We can hold hands and be all “Power! Friendship! Wowwie! Sparkle!”—

E: Akari…..how old are you?

A: I’m 17! 

E:……..it’s ringing bells…..

A: Hm?

E: The child musical theater star….the acting and singing prodigy….the double threat in the theater industry….you’re Akari Kamizaki, the musical theater actress that reached fame at only 12 years old…

A: Oh…..*blushes* Y-You….you noticed?

E: Surprised no one else had. Considering you are one of the more extroverted prisoners

A: Hehe, don’t mean to brag but I can be preeettyyyy sneaky~ 

E: With a murder underneath your belt, I bet you can

A: *sharp sigh* Yeahhhh….about that….

E: Hm?

A:…..I’m…..super duper sorry…..

E:…….I don’t think you’ve noticed, but taking someone’s life isn’t something you can apologize for, Akari Kamizaki

A: I-It’s not just that! I…..Akari never meant to be responsible for her life! She really liked her too! 

E: You liked the person you killed?

A: Wellll….not like ‘love love’ where we were all like ‘Kissy! Romance! Cuddles! And sparkle sparkle magically fairytale date!’. Love like…Akari and her were good friends 

E: So you killed one of your friends to make it worse?

A:………Yes….

E: Acting all shy now once I mention your murder? Not so cheery now, huh?

A: But Akari just wants to feel happy so everyone around her can feel happy! 

E: Even though you were acting meek at the mention of your murder, you still didn’t wipe that smile off your face

A: Cause Akari wants everyone to be happy is all! If Akari smiles, everyone will smile! Mama said my smile is contagious! 

E: Don’t use that childlike dribble on me

A: Warden-san, you didn’t smile though….

E: I’ll be sure you walk back to your cell with that smile turned upside down

A: Ouchie! What harsh words, warden-san!!!

E: I can tell this will be a difficult interrogation with that childlike mind of yours

A: Hey! Akari-chan is 17! 

E: Seventeen, not five years old

A: My audience ranged from all ages cause Akari played many different roles for many years. Thinking my audience was only cute little kids? Warden-san has a funny way of thinking, eheheh!!!

E: Shut it! Can I ask my questions?

A: About me??? Oooooo, it’s gonna be like an interview! Only not cameras and paparazzi! It feels more like friends talking, which is what eases Akari’s mind! 

E: We’re not friends, Akari Kamizaki

A: Well of course cause friends have to get to know each other! Akari will start! Akari is from Shibuya City, her blood type is A, her star sign is Gemini, her favorite food is taiyaki—

E: H-Hey! Shut it for a second! 

A: Hm?

E: I’m already going crazy….I haven’t asked a single question I prepared for you. Stop being annoying and muddying the waters with your nonsense

A: Oopies! Akari is sorry, warden-san! Ask away! 

E: Thank god…..*clears throat* How is life in Vilgram?

A: At first it was weird, but then I thought it was SO COOL! Like all SPARKLE! BLAM! PEW PEW!—

E: Describe your life without onomatopeias, please….

A: Hmmm…..I love it! I like everyone here, so yayyy!!! Friends! And maybe we can put on the greatest shows together too! Well….ya know, if they can even figure out who I am, teehee! But I can just deflect the questions if they think I look familiar! Ya know, not a lot of people noticed, except for mayyyybeeee Mai??? But I never got into detail and—

E: Okay, shut it

A: Hm?

E: I’m going to ask the next questions. This time, get to the point

A: Okie Dokie! 

E: Do you need any rations?

A: Hmm….I want….a pony! And a kitty! And birthday cake! Even though it’s not my birthday, but I still want some cake! I do prefer ice cream cake, but I like the flavors strawberry and vanilla too! But the buttercream would be white chocolate! I love—

E: What part of get to the point do you not get, girl?

A: Oh? Sorry! I rambled, didn’t I? Akari is sorry. She got excited talking to a potential friend

E: Once again, we aren’t friends. I am your prison guard and you are a prisoner

A: So???? 

E: We’re practically strangers

A: Well think of it this way! Strangers are just friends you haven’t met <3

E: Naive way of thinking

A: More like positivity! Is what Mama tells me! 

E: Hate to break it to you, but your Mama lied

A:………

E: This is a prison for murderers. You included. You being a prisoner in VILGRAM is enough evidence for me to believe that your actions lead to someone’s death

A: Umm….

E: And to act all cheery and positive like this? This isn’t even like Kasumi that reeked of phony optimism, nor Mai who just seemed to be a carefree person

A: What….

E: And to say that your mother put all that nonsense into your head? Smiles are contagious and be friendly with strangers? What a nonsensical thing to say. Did she even brainwash you into thinking that applies for a jail?

A: *sharp sighs*

E: Not even three questions into this interrogation and I can already tell your mother takes over your life and even ideals. I almost feel sorry for you

A: No, that’s wrong!

E: !!!

A: Mama loves Akari! She’s the reason why I am the person now! Mama loves me! She’s always right! P-Please….you’re just jumping to conclusions based off of like…two things that have no context behind them!

E: It really hasn’t crossed your mind that maybe your mother is just using you?

A: W-Why would you say that?! 

E: Shut it! Or do I gotta smack you?

A: You’re being mean, warden-san! 

E: Sure am. If you’re done with your little temper tantrum, let me continue

A: But—

E: Akari, calm down. Has it ever occurred to you that your mother is just wrong?

A:…..But….Mama is never—

E: Even adults can make mistakes, Akari Kamizaki

A:…..Akari is super duper sorry if she made you mad, warden-san…..she’s very protective of mama…..

E: That’s alright. I’m just relieved you calmed down

A:….Does warden-san have any parents?

E:……………eh?

A: You say even adults makes mistakes. And…including parents, right? Does warden-san know this from experience?

E:……….

A: *gasps* Is warden-san’s parents super duper bad?! Akari is sorry! I know! When this blows oversee can take you back to Mama and—

E: *groans* 

A: Warden? You’re holding your head! And….you look like you’re in pain! 

E: *heavy breathing*

A: Warden….are you okay?

E: Don’t touch me! *slaps her arm away*

A: Ack! S-Sorry! Akari is sorry

*Jackalope comes in* *the rabbit tells Es something before hopping off* *Es calms down shortly* 

E: My apologies

A: Are you secretly Snow White?!

E: What the fuc—

A: You were talking to a bunny! You can talk to animals?! *gasps in awe* YOU’RE A DISNEY PRINCESS!

E:…….I sometimes wonder what the hell goes on through your head…..

A: Akari always thinks about what theater musicals she can perform next time! 

E: I can tell

A: Anyways, what were you saying about Mama? Warden doesn’t have to say anything about their own family if it makes them frustrated. But I doubt Mama said anything bad to Akari

E: Well, I don’t want you to go into another screaming fit, so I’ll leave my opinon at that for now. But I’ll look at your memories soon enough

A: Mama….

(Bells chime, machines whirling)

A: Oh! It’s time the song thingy majig, right?

E: The extraction process, yes. Which brings me back to the beginning of the interrogation 

A: Hm?

E: That song….I mean….I’d expect you to know….his song from your numbers and cells corresponding, but that song isn’t his….

A: What are you talking about, warden-san? You mean that super duper sparkle bam pop song that Akari was humming? 

E: Yeah, but…..say…..did you happen to step into prisoner number 8’s cell recently?

A: Hehe…..

E: What’s with the laughter

A: Umm….Akari may havveee…surprised Hika-chan

E: Hika-chan….I’m guessing that is prisoner number 8, Hikari….Wait, what do you mean ‘surprised’ him?

A: As in….she threw a surprise slumber party for her and him! 

E: Surprise slumber p—Did you….you broke into his cell?!

A: Not exaacccttlllyy~ Wellll….Hikari-chan is always cooped up in his cell! Akari wanted to surprise either him or Dai-chan, since they’re the too most closed off friends in Vilgram. Dai-chan is kinda scary, so I settled for Hika-chan

E: His cell was unlocked?

A: He told Akari he didn’t bother to lock his cell. So it was easy to invite myself in and sleep with him! 

E: You shared the bed?

A: Akari didn’t want be a bad guest, so she took the floor! 

E: And…this er….’slumber party’ was the night before?

A: Yep! 

E:….I see….

A: Warden-san? Do you wanna have a slumber party with Akari?

E: You have so many screws loose….

A: Akari isn’t a toolbox

E: Akari Kamizaki, prisoner number 5, sing your sins!

[sucktacular]

Man I really really need to get better at putting sunblock on carefully and reapply religiously because I went out for a few hours and put sunblock on most of my arms and face and neck but clearly not enough/didn't reapply cuz now I'm ROASTED

Plus I had a major head ache and even after eating and drinking like 5 bottles of water all day... I probably got heat stroke in some way cuz of course I did.

Been a white as fuck ginger my whole life, I don't tan except my freckles, AND I've done indepth research on skin types and UV damage for a big school project about making UV safety/reminder devices, and YET!!!!!!!!!!

I REMAIN A DOOFUS THAT TESTS GOD!!!

Me reading an acknowledging that my skin type will burn within !!10minutes!! of direct sun exposure: oh damn better be careful!

Me everytime: hehe what if I get a lil silly with my sunscreen :3

Me 5 hours later seeing my skin slightly pink: oopies uh oh my bad hehe that's not so bad tho

Me later that night after the UV has had time to thoroughly cooked me: GIRL HELP IM IN HELL

ANYWAYYYYYY AAAAA I toasted the side/back of my neck and the inside sides of my arms and my nose 😭

[lastfridgemagnetleft]

hehehehehe winter oopy

hehe i love big puffer jackets ☃️❄

[awkwardcreature789]

Hehe oopie, the last post was a lil much, back to our usual content

[jaylynx1412]

"alright, class, I need you to write a 10 page essay on why teens (such as yourselves) need at least 10 hours of sleep. I also need it after tomorrow and you're also in the middle of exams so you can't be failing that (hehe) and don't neglect the rest of your classwork oh and there's a science fair soon so you better start coming up with ideas (oopies i almost forgot) remember kids, school starts at 8 BUT we close the gates at 7 because you all have to be in school during the 7am assembly. any questions? yes, Brain?"

"uh yeah when the heck do I sleep?"

"well, Brian that's up to you to manage your time properly. see how none of the other students are complaining? maybe you should try to stop complaining. you know you can't say things like that to your employer when you're older; you'd get fired."

[thatonebackgroundcharacter]

Hi pookie bear mcnugget lovebug lady smoopie wookie gummybear butterfly lamb minty my darling oopie flame to my candle koala bear mothball beastie my angel my favorite little background character cookie crumble fry i miss you and hope yer ok

HIHI LIL CUPCAKE CUTIE I'm okay hehe, you are too cute I miss you too honey 🫠💜💜

[8blogsthena]

Oopies! He's just working hehe~ (= ⩊ =)

My partner hasn't really talked to me today.. I wonder if I did something wrong..

I'm starting to worry, is he hurt? Dead? Please no, I can't live without him. He's my reason.

[freewheelshippin]

this right here 

this is the good shit