#hehe identitty

[revoltinggirl-urethra]

haHA bitch eat *dread* (I made this and had literally zero clue who to send it to, so the Tumblr void works ig)

[xkcd-r34]

identity theft is so weird like bitch wdym its right here like i have it like i swear i had it right here like oh yeah for sure its just uhhh nope uh okay no its here somewhere it has to be for sure you cant just steal like an identity like i think i had it right over here but of course it isnt maybe if i retrace my steps? okay so it was 2018 and oh fuck wait maybe i never did oh shit fuck i didnt ever have one did i fuck god damn it no i

[versadies]

HELL YEAH i get the food

i also have the ingredients to make food but, unfortunately, this pissant, shitwit, absolute fool, does not know how to cook < / 3

#stop acting like im a higher being in the tags i see what you doin ‼️ #im seriously just some guy with idenTitty issues stop acting like im more than an arrogant pissbaby 🤨🤨 #oh actually i had this dream i forgor most of it but #basically the hot genshin people ivited me to alseepover #and tartaglia swung a sledgehammer on diluc's tv while were all drunk n stuff #diluc came home to his dad's broken tv and chased tart off #i forgor whos tv it was and accidentaly comforted someone else entirely (yanfei) abt the tv lmfoaoaoaoao #anyway after that kaeya took me out to dragonspine for an expedition or whatev #and we came across the dawn winery #but its in ruined and in shambles #hehe #dawn ruinery #anyway #we found a luxurious chest but got jumped on by a transformers #transformer turned into a car and launched kaeya out of orbit #then threatened to launch me out of orbit with kaeya if i dont wake up #then i rise in cold sweat

as someone who also doesn’t know how to cook, i can relate to that— but i honestly got surprised by the super long tags 😟 and transformers in genshin 😨⁉️

[some-weirdo-person]

y’know when you make a username decision for the first time when you’re a lil one and then that becomes your entire online identity for years