#hehe i have that tiger guy on my laptop

[linoguy]

the same to me

[purplesurveys]

1163

survey by l-baby

When was the last time you went out to eat? Where did you go? It would be a month this week; I just went to Feliz for some truffle pasta and hot chocolate to treat myself.

Who was your last e-mail from? I have no idea. I also have no intent to check because my weekend’s just starting. Maybe tomorrow or Sunday when I do my usual weekend unreading of new emails that come in so that my emails won’t look as clogged on Monday.

Have you ever watched a whole hour long infomercial? I probably did as a kid but definitely not recently.

What are your plans for tonight? Catch up on surveys since I haven’t taken any all week...and catch up on the 8 years’ worth of BTS content I stupidly refused to consume this whole time. I have a feeling that’s all this weekend’s going to be but I have no complaints whatsoever lol.

When was the last time you had an alcoholic drink? Around two weeks ago when I mixed soju and Yakult together.

Look to your left and down, what do you see? I can see a part of the pillow I’m sitting on, as well as the cord for my night lamp.

Could you go for a nap right about now? It’s past 10:30 PM so any ‘nap’ I would attempt to take will most likely turn into 6–7 hours, so I don’t think is possible anymore.

Do you ever watch the Food Network channel? I don’t think we ever had it when we had cable, actually. But I can see it being a channel I’d check out regularly for all the cooking content.

Have you taken a shower today? Yeah, this morning. I can go for another but I’m just too lazy, plus I’ve already lit up my candle and I don’t want to leave it unattended.

Are you in a relationship? If so, who are they and do you love them? I am not.

Do you like cheese? It’s okay and I like exploring new cheeses, but I’m not obsessed.

What did you do yesterday? The usual things I do at work since I had a shift yesteray. I also made the very reckless impulse decision to buy Ivy Park shoes (it’s my birthday month, so I gave myself a pass) and also bought Frankie’s, which I haven’t had in well over a year, for me and my family.

What's the weather like today? I was actually spending some time at the rooftop tonight since it was very windy and cold...but the wind eventually started interfering with my candle so I had to go back to my room. The ventilation isn’t quite as good here, so even though I have my windows open and all, I’ve started to sweat a bit and it’s just quite warm and uncomfortable overall. I’ll have to turn on my aircon in a bit.

Do you like rap? It’s okay but it’s not my favorite genre. My interest for Korean rappers definitely ballooned over the week since I started getting into BTS, though hahahaha.

What is your current myspace song?

Would you say that you give good advice? It depends on the situation, I would say. I can’t give advice on home improvement but I’m comfortable with giving advice on things like family or relationship issues. Basically things I’ve already gone through or have a better idea about.

Are you any good at cooking? I am no good at it.

What is your favorite kind of meat to put on your sandwich? Pulled pork.

Have you ever been in a competition? A few ones.

Do you like onion? Yessssss, I love them in all forms.

How about mushrooms? They’re fine. They never really taste like anything though?? which is why I don’t mind seeing them in my meals.

What is the best thing about your cell phone? It’s been pretty durable for a phone I’ve had for three years. Given how destructive I can be (lol), most never lasted that long with me.

Do you tend to cave into peer pressure? My friends have definitely served as influences when it comes to stuff I initially refused to try but eventually did, like drinking, vaping, etc., but I’ve always made sure that it’s my choice and that I’m comfortable trying a new thing at the end of the day.

Do you think it's attractive for a man to wear eyeliner? I don’t care about who wears eyeliner.

| Either Or |

Spicy or Bland? What’s the point of eating something that tastes bland? Haha my tolerance for spicy food isn’t the highest but I’d still prefer food that tastes like something.

Diet Soda or Regular Soda? Not a soda drinker.

Smoothie or Milkshake? Milkshake because as far as I know smoothies are supposed to be healthy and that a big chunk of them are made with fruits.

Sweet or Sour? Sweet. I hate hate hate sour foods.

Clean or Dirty? Clean, I guess. 

Slow or Busy? Busy. I thrive on activity, which is why I’ve always enjoyed large cities. I also prefer busy days at work, even though it can be exhausting. It’s nice to feel productive and accomplished at the end of a long day.

Big or Small? You’ll need to be more specific.

Shower or Bath? I find showers more relaxing.

Cold or Hot? Cold.

Short or Tall? Idk.

| More Questions |

What did you have for dinner last night? My mom made burgers. The Frankie’s I ordered was also supposed to be a part of dinner, but the branch I bought from was staaaaaaaaacked with other orders. My delivery guy informed me there were 50+ other delivery drivers waiting so my order would most likely take a while. In the end it took 2 1/2 hours for my order to get to me, but we were all full from dinner anyway so it was fine. I also didn’t want my driver to be stressed out so I assured him I was okay with the wait and that he doesn’t have to drive crazy fast to my house.

Do you pray often? I never do it.

Name three things you've done today: Took a long ass nap from 11 AM to 3 PM, found out my great-uncle has passed from Covid, had curry and roti for dinner.

Would your friends say you are a understanding person? I think they’d say I’m too understanding.

Are you close to either one of your parents? No.

Do you know anyone who snores when they sleep? Yeah.

Are your lips currently dry? A little but, but they aren’t chapped or anything like that.

Are your nails long or short? It’s long enough for a trim but it’s not disgusting levels of long.

Have you ever gotten food poisoning? Yup but just once. Not something I’d want to go through again.

Would you say that you are emotionally strong? I think I am now, yeah. For a long time I wasn’t.

What messenger services do you use? I have Messenger, Viber, Whatsapp, and Telegram on my phone and laptop.

What is your favorite pair of shoes? Right now it’s my Onitsuka Tiger sneakers, but I feel like my Ivy Park shoes will be my new favorite once they finally arrive hehe.

Do you change your myspace page often?

Are you listening to music currently? Yes, but it’s very faint.

[sequoiann]

11 questions tag 💛

1. how are you going to spend your vacation?

writing, catching up on sleep, learning new choreographies tht i’ve been too busy to get to :^)

2. a dish/snack you always seem to crave at stressful times?

omg cheesy stuff !! like grilled cheese toast, ddeokbokki with cheese, just cheese by itself? i don’t know why but i crave stuff with cheese a lot when im stressed ! also fruits like guavas or peaches, my favs :^) n of course i cant forget ice cream my babe

3. favorite show on tv?

i dont rly watch tv shows, sadly! 

4. what do you think is your spirit animal?

...im not rly sure how to answer this oh no hahaha 

5. pick a mutual, what do you want to say to him/her?

@chillihansol hanni i dont think i emphasize enough on how important you are to me you’re like my long-distance best friend n i wna hang out with you hsjdkfs

6. are you a morning person or a night owl?

night owl! the only reason i’ll ever wake up early is to make time to watch movies / shows on my laptop bc i knw i hv to study from 12pm onwards heh

7. recommend us an app you’re using

i don’t rly use any special apps but cytus? it’s a musical game with those little dots thingy with tht moving line n it’s super fun ! takes up a ton of space though but i think it’s pretty worth it :) cytus is only available on android though, but voez is from the same company n it’s for apple ! i play both hehe lmk if you do too

8. what would be the perfect theme of your bias’s overall look?

....who’s my bias? joshua? oh then a soft fluffy woolen sweater boyfriend look please

9. do you have any favorite animated movie?

let me tell you. i love winx club. don’t tell me im too old for that

+ moana n im sure there’s more but i can’t think of them now heh

10. show us a picture of your pet (or a dream pet if you don’t have one)

(dream pet) .... but my mom doesn’t like cats bc they’re too snuggly n clingy but tht’s exactly why i love them // if it’s possible i’d like to hv a whole tiger or lion as my pet thank you

11. can you give a message to your followers 😊

you yes you i love you thank you for following me and supporting my work i wish i could say what i wna say to you guys individually hjskdf thank you for everything please do continue reading my works + stay healthy n happy n hmu if u wna talk anytime ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

11 QUESTIONS:

if you could migrate somewhere, where would it be?

is there a year which was extremely memorable for you? if yes, when and why?

movies that are rarely spoken abt but you love?

choose: status, power or money?

top 3 favorite books?

wht job wld you be terrible at?

pet peeves?

if you were a fictional / movie character, wht kind of au / genre would you want to be in? 

 a singer you don’t particularly stan but love their music?

if you cld make one rule tht everyone arnd you has to adhere to, wht would it be?

best & worst advice you’ve received?

-

tagged by: @lovelycheollie ! thnk you for tagging + recommending me bb ily!!

tagging: @dreamingseventeen @vitaminhosh @boosoonhao @cosmicae @bookwan @honeywonu @paintedshua @dumbbelle @myungho @chillihansol @hansolmates @caratvocals 

[loveaningenue]

Taylor Swift’s 2005-2006 MySpace Comments

Taylor’s alleged MySpace comments in a chronological order from 2005 to 2006. (Time of posts on 24h). Pictures of the comments were too blurry, so I didn’t add, but if needed, I have them saved in a file if anyone needs proof. 

NB: All the comments are replies to unknown posts by her friends, so the context is unknown. 

Sep 3, 2005 13:08

I am obsessed with you.

If you look out your window and down the street about 200 yards, you may see a big white van parked on the street. I am inside the van with a telescope and computer. Just trying to catch a glimpse of kelsey dammmnnn morris.

haha. end of story.

Sep 5, 2005 1:37

AWWWW brittany I miss you so much. And yes, I can verify that you do know every word to that song. I love you for it. :-) . Prom was incredible and thankyou so much for everything you’re ever done in the past to make me feel welcome into that whole group. You have always been so nice to me. Thankyou for everything. You may not have noticed but it really meant a lot to me. 

Sep 6, 2005 3:26

LACEY LACEY LACEY

I’m in love with you.

There’s no other way around it.

hehe

Sep 10, 2005 2:01

Pretty girl.

I could away twenty and knock on your door and ask you how you’ve been...

But I think I’ll just sit here and type it. Tell me how you’ve been, child. taylor

Sep 11, 2005 21:09

I have the same name as your boyfriend.

Therefore I am better than everyone and you should like me more.

taylor

Sep 14, 2005 20:43

HOMECOMINGQUEENHOMECOMINGQUEENHOMECOMINGQUEENHOMECOMINGQUEEN

{haha i love you and your pretty crown}

taylor

Sep 18, 2005 11:56

Kelsey’s awesome. And got best smile. And should have gotten everything else. Hahah iloveyou

Sep 17, 2005 11:30

uhhh..

“I shot some guy with a flare gun” -sahara

best line ever.

Sep 21, 2005 23:26

WE NEED ONE MORE SCANTRON

Sep 30, 2005 17:06

I have one word for you.

Chorttle.

{bitch}

Oct 11, 2005 23:13

Everybody watch Kelsey’s scrolling pictures of her friends until you get the one of shelby.

Her boobs look AMAZING.

hahahahahahaha

Oct 18, 2006 16:36

RELINQUISH THIS TOME FOOLERY YOU ELFISH KNAVE.

- a prime example of the shit we OUGHT to learn in English class.

Oct 31 2005 8:12

i read your complaining comment about how your not abigails tip 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAhAHAHA. (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow. I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave. -T-

Nov 6, 2005 0:03

If you were a guy I’d probably date you.

Just a friendly reminder

<3

Nov 26, 2005 17:54

My darling.

18 days till I get my license and  I think we’ll gave to go out in the hummer and shoot people we hate with a paintball gun out the passenger side window.

Abigail and I have been planning this for a while.

You should totally come.

We hear you have good aim.

lovelovelove -T-

Nov 26, 2005 21:50

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

{i like your headline}

and yes, I do.

lovelovelove -T-

Dec 4, 2005 22:07

Here’s a little limerick for you to solve while I waste my life away on the couch with a godforsaken migraine that is threatening my life eating ice cream out of the gallon container watching war of worlds wondering why I was fat as a 10-year-old and not cute like dakota fanning and thinking, “hey, this wouldn’t’t be so bad, everything getting blown to shit and half the world dying.. Life pretty much sucks anyway.”

I don’t want what I can get.

I fuck up what i had so i shouldn’t want it

I want what doesn’t want me Therefore I can’t get it Therefore I can’t be happy Therefore I sit in class writing notes t my equally psychotic redheaded best friend about how to achieve ultimate happiness when honestly we’re just dreamers because no one is ever permanently happy.

I have blonde hair and my name rhymes with sailor.

What am I?

Oh, fuck. It’s me.

Have an equally joyous night fa la la i love christmas

-T-

Dec 16, 2005 2:59

I’m Grant Motherfucking Wood.

I do what I want

and say the word “durr”.

iloveyoubutnotsomuchgrantwood hehehe -T-

Dec 21, 2005 0:17

I’m in England and this whole country is weird.

They’re all weird. Except for me. Who, as you know, is completely normal. 

Hey man we need to hang out when I get back. How about we combine me, my car, grant wood’s house, shelby, ally, some boys, lily and perhaps whitley, some drinks because you might get thirsty, and new year’s eve.

yeeeaahhhhhh

-T-

Dec 28, 2005 14:57

Just a little reminder to you that, even though the semester may be over..

I’m still quite obsessed with you.

haha fuck sewing machines.

lovelovelove -T-

Dec 28, 2005 

WOW I LOVE YOUR PICTURES

( i haven’t been on here in a while and technology alone fascinates me)

Hey I love you and now I know exactly where your house is, and also that Grant Wood plays guitar? Yes, he does. 

Why?

Because he’s Grant Motherfucking Wood, That’s why.

We’re hanging out New Years and I’m driving the Hummer and it will be amazing.

-T-

PS: Hi, Kelsey’s mom!

Dec 29, 2005 2:44

Lil’ Kels.

hahahhaha

I looove love love your new pictures. You are pretty, 

You’re right.. you better watch out.

Because I do what I want.

-T-

Jan 4, 2006 22:37

IM ONE OF KELSEYS BEST FRIENDS HA HA HA HA HA HA.

I’m sorry. Now that I said that I’m probably going to get kicked off the list for disorderly conduct or just simply being a loser in a public place such as the internet. 

But just to let you know. That’s pretty freakin awesome. lovelovelove -T-

Jan 8, 2006 8:53

My name is Taylor. I am not clingy. I do not want a boyfriend.

I do not show signs of wanting a boyfriend.

I do not make hints leading on to the fact that I may want a boyfriend.

So how, tell me, on EARTH is it possible for someone confuse this issue and IGNORE me because they don’t want a girlfriend.

(%(* ..)%([IOJENTI..OWI$...]WO -T-

Jan 10, 2006 0:30

Umm how about DONT listen to addie.

That’s like the most amusing picture I’ve ever seen.

Take it down?

I think not.

Jan 18, 2006 0:14

JORDAN YOU IDIOT.

The term is quite obviously FEM-bots.

Not THEM-bots..

I don’t know what goes in your clouded mind sometimes..

maybe I’m just too sexy and it distracts you. mmm i think i am correct. -T-

Jan 18, 2006 0:16

Oh P.S.

Boys with your name are not exactly as great as you.

I have had much experience with them lately.

hahaha and their girlfriends get mad ;-)

Feb 4, 2006 21:01

THAT PICTURE OF ME UP AT THE TOP IS GROSS.

THAT IS SICK TAKE IT DOWN.

It serves NO purpose other than to make me look FUGLY.

I want it off NOW.

but i loove you

Feb 5, 2006 8:14

Guess who as a thing for you.

The hottest guy in the world.

Whats the mixture of a tiger and a lion?

A WHORE.

think about it.

Feb 28, 2006 5:30

“I definitely just deep-throated the lollipop.”

Hey little girl.. do you want to know a seeker-ett?

hahaha thanks for helping me with my computer troubles. I know you bend many way for me. i like dat.

Mar 21, 2006 7:54

“Kelsey y dont u just LEAVE US ALONE.

WE R TRYIN 2B HAPPY. OMGGGGGG.”

hahahah. See, I had to write the original message with punctuations and vowels-- but I had to translate into the way SHE would write it.

But she’s not immature. She’s just not fond of correct spelling.

i love you -T-

Apr 5, 2006 7:51

LoL i KnOw!!

ExcLamAtiOn PoIntS aRe THIRD GrAdErS !! !! !!

(also notice this super cool signature I’m going to add in to the ending of this comment)

::sWiFt::

hahahah

Apr 22, 2006 18:39

PUT UP PROM PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!

And as soon as I get my laptop back, I’ll be leaving you a certain picture that I think you’ll like.

Because a certain girl might see it. lovelovelove -T-

Apr 23, 2006 14:19

(Picture)

(Picture)

(Picture)

(This is you quite obviously staring at my boobs)

Apr 24, 2006 17:56

Lyrics we live by:

And it hurts to want everything and nothing at the same time I want what’s your and I want what’s mine

I want YOU, but I’m not giving  giving in this time.

haha i love you you’re really pretty. -T-

Apr 30, 2006 19:33

Kelsey.

I love you and I’m sorry about all the “distance”.

Distance = stupid and unnecessary.

Dude. The truth us, i miss you. Starbucks tomorrow? 

May 2, 2006 22:10

Yeah, I remember I have that photoshoot today and tomorrow. Well, its good to know I was missed. haha. Speaking of missed, I really wish you didn’t work so much because I wanted to hang out today.

lovelovelove -T-

Call me.

May 27, 2006 1:44

Dude.

The scrolling picture of your car is mad cool mannnnnn.

sweeeeet.

I stared at it for like an hour. hahaha

no really. the sad thing is, I did.

Jun 9, 2006 20:30

I CANT FIND MY PHONE.

errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Kelsey. My lovely best friend. YOU CAME TO MY SHOWWWWWW! I didn’t know if you or ally actually came or not because I didn’t see you, thank you so much for coming. That means the world to me, you know that. I love you.

lovelovelove -T-

Jun 19, 2006 10:52

I MISS YOU AND I WANT TO SEE YOU.

I leave again tonight for north carolina but i wont be gone as long this time, and I want my best friendddd backkkkk.

I love you and ally.

lovelovelove

-T-

Jul 31, 2006 19:24

You know you’ve been away too long when your best friend doesn’t have any trace of you on her myspace anymore. Kelsey. I missss you.

I’m going over to Ally’s house tonight and if you’re not there I’m going to walk over to your house and abduct you. 

lovelovelove -T-

Here’s a LINK to the pictures of the alleged MySpace comments. 

BONUS:

[kiribirb]

boy howdy I was tagged by @gwynnabun to do this 20 facts about me freakign hi guys it’s me

1. ok uhh where to start,, so ah I’ve been an artist,, more like a cartoonist for about 5 years now woahwoahwoah and I’m pretty happy with my art style, and how far I’ve come

2. Throughout the years I guess I’ve cycled through a lot of different tastes in music, but it all really boils down to the more obscure artists. I really enjoy alternative rock like Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gorillaz,, but I also thoroughly enjoy obscure indie artists like Bibio, Miniature Tigers, Mother Mother, Two Door Cinema Club, Phoenix, and a lot of others

3. Math has always been my absolute least favorite subject. I can remember sitting clueless in the back of the classroom in kindergarten wondering what the hell we were doing while all the other kids zoomed through their worksheets so easily

4. Considering my horrifying math skills, I’m not gonna let that stop me from pursuing a career in astronomy. I’m gonna work hard, get myself ahead in math and hopefully, one day, be able to work for NASA. Something about space in general is just so fascinating and I am very enthusiastic to help discover what is now unknown out there. I think anything is possible!!

5. Another BIG dream of mine!! I hope to one day start my own band with my brother and maybe even perform live,, we’re both very interested in music and we wanna start making our own music sometime very soon!! + I just bought my first electric guitar; a Les Paul recently and I think im ready 2 rock out

6. I have natural ringlet curls. My hair was recently grown out down to my waist in natural, dirty blonde curls BUT!! I just had them cut up right below my ear,, so.. short hair now!! I kinda look like Noomi Rapace in Prometheus without bangs and slightly less attractive, but heyyy im happier now!! short hair is fun

7. I’m a huge fan of the Alien franchise;; the first one I had ever seen was Alien: Covenant and the whole rest of the week, I binge watched the entire series!! freaking!!! 6 movies in like 4 days!! and i enjoyed every last bit of it. Aliens was prbly my favorite out of all of em’

8. David 8 is my desktop background on my school laptop

9. I am an absolute pacifist; I believe that nothing can be achieved through turmoil and constant fighting. Instead we can make agreements, and solve things properly and maturely without any kind of abuse.

10. I come off as rude and standoff-ish //which is mostly due to my resting bitch-face// but i absolutely love people, and I would be absolutely overjoyed if one of you could just drop by and say hello!! For real, dudes, we can be friends.

11. I take situations as they are and look at the situation from both sides, which is why i’m so understanding!! There really is no shame in taking an interest into a certain person or thing, so if you’re gonna talk/vent/fangirl about anything, I AM THE PLACE TO GO!!!! I am so supportive, I’m literally gonna carry you the whole way through

12. I’m a huge coffee fanatic. I love all kinds of coffee;; dark roast, blonde roast, medium roast, FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! I’m not picky at all, man. Coffee is coffee, and all coffee is absolutely fantastic

13. If you’re feeling down about something, or you’re insecure abt something, or just need a safe space to have a mental breakdown, again, I AM THE PLACE TO GO!!!!! I promise you, I’m gonna be there and I’m gonna support you, whoever you are. So what if we haven’t talked much. Just go on, introduce yourself, and tell me whatsup!! I’ll give you a shoulder to cry on, and even advice if at all needed, trust me, I’ve been through hell and back myself

14. my favorite dog breeds are shiba inu and samoyed, but alas, I am allergic

15. The albums I currently own are, Torches by Foster the People, Supermodel by Foster the People, Vessel by Twenty One Pilots, Bankrupt! by Phoenix, Have You Heard The Struts E.P. by The Struts (it’s autographed too hehe), Gorillaz by Gorillaz, Demon Days by Gorillaz, and Humanz by Gorillaz on Vinyl!!

16. My inbox is always open, ALWAYS!! please please PLEASE drop by and say hello, or give me an ask!! I’ve started bringing my laptop to school so I will most likely be around all day MST

17. I love cats,, with all my art, but alas,, i am allergic

18. My favorite book is The Pearl by John Steinbeck 

19. I have two ongoing comics I am working on, one of which is called ‘Trouble Makers’ which is about two western outlaws doing stupid stuff and the other, ‘Paint it Red’ about this young teen that buys a guitar and an angry ghost man comes out of it

20. My drawing requests are always open!! Please, if there’s anything I can draw for you at all, drop by and just ask!! I’d be more than happy to draw for you :”))))

uhh I tag: HA NO ONE ;; i mean,, yeah do it if yuo want to okayyay thanks for reading :”))))))

[deemoriarty]

LIVIN' IN THE BUNKER

Karla: @karlamoriarty 

Nicola: - 

Victoria: @ultraqueensofia 

Rules of things not to do in Bunker: 

1.Victoria, please stop swearing in Enochian -Kevin  

 -I like it – Samandriel 

-You would 😏 – Victoria 

-Victoria can swear in Enochian? Awesome! – Gabriel  

-How does that fill you with awe? - Castiel & Karla 

2.WHOEVER HID MY SWEETS SHOULD PREPARE TO DIE! -Gabriel 

-THAT’S FOR REPEATEDLY KILLING ME -Dean              

-Balthazar, can you go distract Gabriel? -  Nicola  

-No, my self-preservation instincts are telling me to avoid conflict  - Balthazar 

3.Please stop calling out our Father’s name during intercourse, thank you -  Castiel 

-Imagine if he turned up when you were having  sex - Nicola 

-AWKWARD - Gabriel           

-Thanks for that image Nicola, now I have to go bleach my eyes out - Lucifer 

-Well… hehe… OK I WILL STOP CALLING OUT OUR FATHER’S NAME 😨😨😨 - Karla 

-LOL XDD - Victoria 

4.The chains stay in the basement Crowley - Samandriel 

 -But Karla likes when I use them – Crowley  

-I don’t believe you, Karla is angel - Kevin 

-‘Cause I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I don’t care, I love the smell of it  Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me - Karla 

-S-S-S & M-M-M, S-S-S & M-M-M! - Gabriel 

-TMI – Kevin & Victoria 

5.If you’re going to have sex, shut the damn door! - Dean 

 -Where was this rule when you brung girls to the motel, Dean? – Sam  

-Burn! - Victoria 

-When I walked in on Karla and Crowley - Dean  

-Did you enjoy the view? - Crowley 

-Was that why he screamed like a girl? – Lucifer 

-Hey! That’s offensive to girls – Nicola 

6.When I find the angel who hypnotised my demons to sing the Badger Badger song, I will torture them for eternity – Crowley  

 -Classic! – Gabriel  

-I know right? - Karla 

-No sex for a two weeks - Crowley 

-That hurts you more than me!- Karla            

-Burn! - Sam & Kevin 

7.Dean, if you’re going to watch porn on my laptop at least delete the history and close the tab – Sam 

 -So you’re giving him permission to watch porn on your laptop, Moose? – Crowley  

-… - Sam 

8.Singing “I will survive” whenever I walk into the room is banned, you all know who I’m talking about – Crowley 

 -Why? - Karla & Gabriel  

-I don’t think he appreciates the gesture – Castiel 

9.The same goes for “My Heart Will Go On” – Balthazar 

 -No argument there – Nicola 

-And spaces between us, You have come to show you go on… – Gabriel  

-Sing one more word of that song and I will torture you for all eternity – Crowley  

-Thank you – Karla 

10.WHICH ONE OF YOU PRICKS TOOK MY CHOCOLATE? - Karla 

 -Gabriel - everyone 

-Gabriel you are dead! - Karla 

11.Karla next time if you will torture someone please don’t use a fire, because you’ll burn the bunker - Dean 

 -I agree - Sam 

-I agree too. It hurt so much - Gabriel 

-Will you shut up Gabriel or do I have to use fire again? - Karla 

12.I will never ever again take Karla’s chocolate. Karla thank you for not killing me. You’re great. Thank you - Gabriel 

 -I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it - Karla 

-What? XDD - Nicola 

-Karla you don’t have dick XDD - Victoria

 -I may not have, but Crowley has nice three extra inches - Karla 

-We didn’t want to know about it 😨😨😨 - Kevin & Samandriel 

13.Do not watch or talk about Negan in bunker or around us - Crowley, Squirrel, Hamster & Moose 

 -but he is hot 😍😍😍 - Karla 

-but he looks like our father - Dean, Nicola & Sam 

-and I don’t want my girlfriend to has crush on man who looks like Winchester - Crowley 

14.FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, STOP GETTING YOURSELVES ARRESTED! – Nicola               

-It’s not my fault the cops don’t appreciate my sense of humour - Dean  

-Dean, your sense of humour is non-existent - Castiel  

-Thank you feathers - Crowley 

-I do too have a sense of humour - Dean 

-Saying that “I wanted to play with the sirens” in a police car is not humour bro-Nicola 

-The guy was a djinn, how else was I supposed to explain why I was in the car looking for proof? – Dean 

15.Saying “the store ran out of pie” is not an excuse when you come back empty handed – Dean 

-It kind of is - Victoria    

-So go to another store - Dean  

-Will you give us the keys to the Impala so we can? - Sam  

-… - Dean 

16.Balthazar, Karla and Crowley aren’t allowed to have drinking competitions – Sam 

 -Why not? - Balthazar 

-Can you imagine the mess two drunk angels and a drunk demon would create? – Victoria  

-I want to see that 😃 - Nicola & Lucifer 

17.When being chased by me, don’t draw an arrow pointing upwards with a caption underneath saying “We went that way” – Lucifer 

 -How else are we supposed to avoid you? – Castiel 

-Send Nicola in to “distract” him – Dean  

-JERK! – Nicola 

-So you’re giving Nicola permission to have sex with Lucifer? – Victoria 

18.Victoria please stop grooming Karla’s wings in library - Sam 

-in sitting room too - Kevin 

-and in kitchen - Dean 

-why? - Victoria&Karla 

-because there are black and gold feathers everywhere - Nicola 

19.Karla stop dancing and singing “putin putout” - everyone 

- 😢 - Karla 

20.The same goes for “STAYIN’ ALIVE” - everyone 

- 😭😭😭💔 - Karla 

21.Victoria, stop asking Crowley and Karla to bring people up from hell so you can complete your homework – Castiel  

 -How else am I supposed to understand what were they thinking about? – Victoria 

22.A fire extinguisher is not a weapon – Castiel 

 -I disagree – Nicola         

-She saved our lives with that thing – Sam             

-The witch’s face was hilarious – Dean 

23.DON’T TOUCH MY BABY AND PIE - Dean 

24.Crowley keep your hellhounds away from my wardrobe - Karla 

-Honey but you love my hellhounds 

-yes but I don’t like when they walk around the bunker with my bra on their head 

25.How moose gets in the bunker!? Shouldn’t he be outside!? - Dean 

-Don’t talk this way about our brother! - Nicola

 -I wasn’t talking about Sammy, there’s a real moose - Dean 

-Hehe 😈 - Karla 

-Karla get the moose out of bunker! - Dean 

-Alright, as you wish. Sammy let’s go for a walk - Karla 

-Hey! - Sam 

-just joking - Karla 

26.Have you seen Mycroft? He was supposed to be in my bedroom, but he isn’t there - Karla 

 -Who is Mycroft? - Dean 

-It’s a character from Sherlock, he is Sherlock’s older brother- Nicola 

-Yes, but I got myself a kitten and I called him Mycroft and now I can’t find him 😥😢 - Karla 

-How he looks? - Sam 

-Well he is huge orange kitten with black strips. He has big sharp teeth&claws and I found him in India this morning - Karla 

-Karla… it’s a tiger -Victoria 

27.KARLA DON’T TAKE WILD ANIMALS HOME WITH YOU - everyone 

-Alright

28.Keep sex to the bedroom – Sam 

 -It wasn’t sex, Moose – Crowley  

-I’m fine with it.  Seeing you pin Karla to the wall was hot and Lucifer making out with Nicola on table too 😏😏😏 -Gabriel 

-First and last time I agree with you, Moose - Crowley