#hehe i could ramble about streamer au for foreverrrrrr

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Dy have any modern au suns hcs? (Or like streamer au hcs like that kinda stuff)

just anything random idk :))

this got insanely fucking long so i just put it under the cut LMAO i just threw together a bunch of disjointed shit about them in the streamer au so buckle up

okay so in the streamer au suns grew up hella sheltered and was raised strictly catholic and has HELLA anxiety (specifically surrounding religion and stuff) so they’re basically like one of those greyhound dogs that are lanky and tall but also have the most Nervous energy imaginable. they went no-contact with their parents once they went to college and haven’t spoken to them in years.

he accidentally started using he/they when he got asked his pronouns in one of their university courses and panicked and just blurted “HE/THEY” and then was like “wait what the fuck i’ve never used they/them in my life??? i can’t correct myself, that’d be awkward!!! guess those are my pronouns now” and they eventually started using xe/xem after meeting sig and pebbles and moon.

he has really long hair and pebbles likes to braid it. xe usually keeps it up in a bun tho

they’re absolutely terrified of bugs. if they scream (like actually gets scared and screeches) they have the most high pitched scream imaginable. bro rivals ariana grande. moon is the designated bug-letter-outter of the apartment.

xe is a weird coffee person. like they have their own espresso machine in the kitchen and can do fancy latte art and grind their own beans type weird coffee person. xe is the only one who has ever made coffee that pebbles actually enjoys.

underneath the mountains of crushing catholic guilt + anxiety + undiagnosed autism xe is actually really playful. like chasing pebbles around the apartment and grabbing him and slinging him over their shoulder playful. the first time pebbles hears suns actually laugh, like fucking cackle, he falls in love all over again.

adding onto that the reason xe can easily sling pebbles over xeir shoulder is cuz they took ballet for most of their life (even through college), so they’re actually pretty strong!

he never really joins sig’s streams, he’s really shy, and if he does he wears a face mask. this has for some reason made sig’s fanbase come to the conclusion that they are a vampire “cuz they hide their teeth with the mask!”. this all culminates in a halloween stream that sig does with her friends where they all stream separately but one of them is designated as the “killer” and chat has to figure out who it is by voting, lest all of their favs die. one halloween suns gets picked as the killer so they just decide to take the vampire thing and run with it. sig ends up being the final one alive and suns finds her and yanks her off-camera (and sig dramatically pretends to get killed), before picking up the camera, pulling off their face mask, and going “hey chat.” with his face covered in fake blood and lil vampire fangs in. they cut the stream and NSHtwt goes INSANE for like 15 minutes wondering if that was a collective hallucination, until the stream starts again and everyone says their thanks and happy halloweens and then sig ends the little event like nothing happened. suns is completely normal again and hovering in the back with moon and very much not covered in blood. also that was their face reveal like they had never shown their entire face on camera before then. i’m sure you can imagine the nuclear fucking fallout that was twitter for the next few days.

i think i’m ending it on that cuz i really like that anecdote :3