#heh. buttholder. || ooc.

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slams a $20 on the dash. someone make a Grace, stat. I need Curran to interact with her.

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im sorry

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THANK U DRAGALIA FOR MY LIFE

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bumblepuppy replied to your post: bumblepuppy replied to your post: THANK U DRAGALIA...

Also I can’t believe Curran has a young adult son now. Dragalia keeps giving him kids.

gee, curran, how come dragalia lets you have TWO kids?

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some thoughts:

laughs @ curran’s “normal people only get a fine or some jail time” and then three stories later “this whole civil war was because of heresy so they all had to die” yeah ok. there’s no way curran *doesn’t* know that’s not true tho. he had to know that he wasn’t being 100% honest in that moment. there’s no fuckin way. he probably meant it in the sense of “yeah, there’s literally no chance you’re getting out of this unless you’re honest, dude, because you’re *not* a civilian” 

but also... fuck, man, how many biased trials do you think curran has had to take part in? how many people do you think he’s failed to adequately defend and so they ended up in jail (or worse) because he couldn’t find enough evidence? i’ll bet you he was PISSED that tobi’s trial got suddenly moved up. you can’t convince me he wasn’t the inquisitor for that woman in the flashback. they HAD to be hinting at it, otherwise they wouldn’t have dropped in anything about an inquisitor. do you think he was able to defend that woman? or did he end up failing there because the church was already biased against her? i gotta image the punishment was *way* worse than the standard because, again, they were already pretty against that whole town. that case probably weighs a lot on curran’s mind, especially with the current events going on in the story.

i also firmly believe that curran knows what the Fuck is up with heinwald being Spooky(TM), but even if he doesn’t, he *absolutely* knows about Lathna and probably absolutely agrees with Tobias’ ideology re: protecting ALL life, regardless of whether it’s deemed “evil”. his point about the other specifically is kind of moot given what curran would know from hanging around the halidom, presumably, considering all the wanton murder happening thanks to the other, but, y’know, beyond that,

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curran is a hypocrite because he’ll go all out for his loved ones birthdays like makes lathna a whole-ass cake and buys hein new books and plans a whole stupid mystery date for him to find his present but then he’ll turn around and be like birthdays??? never had one. don’t care to start now.

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the face of a broken man

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i’m about to call it a night but i just want to remind everyone that curran named his cat mittens, that is basically all you would ever need to know about this man, and this is an indisputably canon fact, do not @ me.

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elly: is, canonically, known to be listed as a heretic by the church elly: gets promoted to grand paladyn 

🤔

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good thread ideas: s/b drastically underestimating curran’s investigative skill because “obviously hein is the brains of the operation” only for curran to fckin blow them out of the water with how quickly he’s able to collect evidence to solve a case

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somebody PLEASE make an akasha to be the weird aunt to the detective family that literally nobody asked for

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fucking went to walgreens to buy cold medicine and the lady in line behind me slaps down this stack of like five or six thick-ass magazines that all have titles like “SECRETS OF THE PARANORMAL” and i was like damn i don’t know what your plans are tonight but they sure sound fun

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so this is exactly how akasha’s adventurer stories went right

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bumblepuppy replied to your post: THANK U DRAGALIA FOR MY LIFE

MORE PROOF THAT THE CHURCH IS FUCKED!!!

i have to imagine the whole scene where tobias is telling elly that story about his first assignment as a paladyn, curran is standing just outside like  well yeah no *shit* guys.

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ace attorney curran is CANON 

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*clears throat* I was right *drops mic*