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— ONCE I GET GOING, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP

figure 8 — paramore + @drivestraight's eat them alive

[soto-translates]

Saiyuki game: Rebellious War Prince pt3

More of the Gensoumaden GBA game.  Here's the first part of chapter 2.  It's the fake Sanzo Ikkou! XD

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Chapter 2

Village Elder: In an earth-shakingly dark time, suspicious creatures appear from the blackness.  Humans flee, and the world becomes a picture of hell.  Then, a ray of light shines from the East, and a young man appears.  He has a scripture draped about his shoulders, and a crimson chakra on his forehead.  Accompanied by three companions, he wipes out the suspicious creatures, and peace once agains returns to the land.  This is the legend passed down since ancient times in our village. Boy: So, Village Elder, who is that person? Elder: That man is the Priest Sanzo-sama.  He’s the powerful monk who read scriptures and defeated the bad youkai long ago.

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Goku: Hah, hey Sanzo, I’m hungry. Gojyo: Can’t you say anything else?  Every day it’s “I’m hungry, I’m hungry.”  Guess a monkey only remembers one thing※. Goku: How dare you, you pervy kappa!  Even though your brain’s made outta sponges! Gojyo: You sure say some strange things despite not knowing what they mean.  You idiot monkey. Goku: Shut up, I do so know what it means! Gojyo: Oh, is that so?  Then what’s it mean, huh? Go on, tell me.  C’mon, c’mon. Goku: Sanzo~. Sanzo: Twitch twitch.   ▶︎......   ▶︎You’re noisy, shut up

▷......   Sanzo: ......   Goku: I’mma kick your butt!   Gojyo: I’mma kick your butt!   Goku: No, yours!   Gojyo: No, yours!   Hakkai: Now now, both of you calm down.  We’ll be arriving at a town soon.   Hakkai’s technique went up 7!   Goku’s strength went up 5!   Gojyo’s strength went up 5!

▷You’re noisy, shut up   Sanzo: You’re noisy, shut up!   Goku: Uwah!   Gojyo: Uwah!   Sanzo’s attack power went up 3!   Goku’s strength went up 5!   Gojyo’s strength went up 5!   Hakkai: Now now, we’ll be arriving at a town soon.

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Goku: Food, food, food, yay. Hakkai: We should be able to find food and an inn easily in this town. Gojyo: Now the only problem is if there are any beauties around.   ▶︎Food!   ▶︎Shopping   ▶︎Explore

▷Food!   Goku: Sanzo, food, food, fooood.   Sanzo: Take that.  Shut up!   Goku: Owww.   Sanzo’s attack power went up 3!   Goku’s attack power went up 5!   Goku’s strength went up 5!

▷Shopping   Hakkai: Yes, our supplies are running low.   Sanzo: Right, let’s go.   Sanzo’s technique went up 6!   Hakkai’s technique went up 7!

▷Explore   Gojyo: Right, where’re the beauties at?   Goku: Pervy kappa.    Gojyo’s strength went up 5!   Gojyo’s technique went up 4!

Sanzo: Hm? Boy: Ow, I’m sorry, we were playing tag. Hakkai: Are you all right?  You shouldn’t run in the street. Boy: Ah, white robes, a scripture on his shoulders, and piercing blue eyes.  You’re Priest Sanzo-sama! Man: What’d you say? Woman: Priest Sanzo-sama!

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Mayor: Priest Sanzo-sama, thank you so much for stopping by our tiny village. Hakkai: What’s going on, please? Mayor: Our village was once saved by Priest Sanzo-sama.  That was approximately 400 years ago. Goku: Sanzo, you came here that long ago? Sanzo: As if. Hakkai: The Sanzo name is passed down through generations of people who protect the sutras. Mayor: We weren’t able to properly thank him at that time, so we decided that if ever the Priest Sanzo-sama were to stop by, our village would give him a warm welcome.  We’ve been waiting all this time. Sanzo: I see.  I understand now. Mayor: Then, Sanzo: No, I appreciate the sentiment, but -- Gojyo: Sanzo says thank you for the welcome. Goku: Sanzo says he’s hungry. Sanzo: 『I’ll kill you』 Mayor: Well then, we’ll prepare right away. Goku: Hold on! Mayor: ??? Goku: Sanzo   ▶︎wants to eat meat   ▶︎wants beautiful waitresses   ▶︎would like a bit of sake

▷wants to eat meat   Goku: Sanzo says he wants to eat meat.   Sanzo: 『I’ll seriously kill you!』   Sanzo’s attack power went up 3!   Goku’s technique went up 3!

▷wants beautiful waitresses   Gojyo: Sanzo says let the waitresses be beauties.    Sanzo: 『I’ll seriously kill you!』    Sanzo’s attack power went up 3!   Gojyo’s technique went up 4!

▷would like a bit of sake   Hakkai: Ah, it seems he’s saying he’d like a bit of sake, too.    Sanzo: 『I’ll seriously kill you!』   Sanzo’s attack power went up 3!   Hakkai’s technique went up 7!

Mayor: Well then, we’ll get preparations started right away. Sanzo: ... shit. Goku: What’re you mad for, Sanzo? Gojyo: Yeah, they said they’re gonna treat us, so we should just gratefully accept. Sanzo: You two simpletons, I’m worried about what comes after that. Hakkai: Meaning? Sanzo: These sorts of people will blabber on about me staying or preaching to them as thanks for a meal and a bed. Hakkai: Hahaha, that’s a disaster for Sanzo, but has nothing to do with these two. Fake!Hakkai: You there! You outrageous people, pretending to be the Sanzo Ikkou.  We’re the real deal, and now that we’re here you won’t get away with it, you rude miscreants. Goku: Ahahahaha, what’s up with that? Fake!Gojyo: Don’t laugh, impolite fool. Fake!Goku: Do you know who this man is?  He is the legendary Priest Sanzo-sama. Gojyo: Heeheehee, I’m dyin’.  You tryna kill me with laughter?  Impolite fool, he says. Goku: The Gojyo, the Gojyo, heeheehee. Hakkai: Pff, hey now, that’s rude to the cosplayers. Sanzo: Don’t ask me if I know who that guy is. Fake!Hakkai: You go too far, you fakes. Gojyo: What was that? Who’s gone too far, you incompetent impostors! Sanzo: Enough, leave it. Mayor: Oh my, what in the world is going on here?  Well, well, the real ones are...

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Goku: What just happened? Hakkai: Well, you see, we’re the ones who seem more like fakes. Goku: We didn’t even get to eat anything yet. Sanzo: Well, at least now I don’t have to deal with anything troublesome. Goku: Doesn’t it tick you off that we were mistaken for the fakes?! Sanzo: What do you say we do?   ▶︎Nothin’   ▶︎Punch ‘em!

▷Nothin’ (Nothing happens)

▷Punch ‘em!   Sanzo: Take that.  Shut up!   Goku: Owww.   Sanzo’s attack power went up 3!   Goku’s strength went up 5!

Hakkai: What’s the big deal?  We’ve secured a place to sleep tonight, after all. Goku: A place to sleep, huh.

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Mayor: I sincerely apologize.  We were nearly tricked.  Death to the imposters! Fake!Sanzo: Ahahaha, no need to go so far.  This sort of thing happens often. Mayor: That’s Priest Sanzo-sama for you, so kind. Fake!Sanzo: Ahem, by the way, Mayor, we four have been continuing on a difficult journey this past week, so... Mayor: Aah, I understand, we’ll prepare the ultimate feast for you.  Please wait a moment.

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Gojyo: Heeyy, not yet? Goku: Food, foooood. Guard: Y-yes, right away.  『Who would have thought I’d end up in this situation.  Cries.』 Goku: And then --   ▶︎Change out the ashtray   ▶︎This local sake is delicious   ▶︎More beer

▷Change out the ashtray   Gojyo: Change out the ashtray   Guard: Yes, right away.   Goku: Chomp chomp, munch munch.   Gojyo’s technique went up 4!   Goku’s technique went up 3!

▷This local sake is delicious   Hakkai: This local sake is delicious.   Guard: It is, isn’t it.   Goku: Chomp chomp, munch munch.   Hakkai’s technique went up 7!   Goku’s technique went up 3!

▷More beer   Sanzo: More beer!   Guard: Yes, right away.   Goku: Chomp chomp, munch munch.   Sanzo’s technique went up 6!   Goku’s technique went up 3!

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Fake!Goku: Wh-what is this? Mayor: The ultimate vegetarian feast. Fake!Sanzo: What about this is this ultimate? Fake!Gojyo: This just looks like playhouse food to me.

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Fake!Sanzo: Man, after that measly meal they had me preach to them so much. Fake!Goku: Don’t complain, don’t complain. Youkai: Kukukuku. Fake!Gojyo: Wh-who’s there?! Youkai: I have something I want you guys to do for me. Fake!Hakkai: It can’t be, a youkai. Youkai: Kukuku, you parasites. Ha! Fake!Sanzo: Guh.

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Hakkai: Hm?  This is! Sanzo: Looks like another assassin’s appeared. Guard: It’s a monster! Fake!Sanzo: Keeheehee. Gojyo: What’s up with these guys? Sanzo: It’s too hard to fight in here.  Let’s take this outside.

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(To be continued...)

※ A monkey only remembers one thing: The proper saying is “An idiot only remembers one thing” 馬鹿の一つ覚え (ばかのひとつおぼえ).