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[burgerfool]

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Heavyman // Baby Jean on .: NOVA MUSIC blog

Heavyman explore the line between lust and despair with debut single ‘Baby Jean’, the story of a man tortured by a much younger lover.

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[olive-on-horse]

The new honsies of the month

Diana the white gray shire mare and Jake the shiny seal brown shire gelding featuring Tia the lil fall bug horsey

[pyraffin-drgo]

All Heavy interactions in Poker Night at the Inventory.

For you to interpret however you wish.

Video Version

(They have [bootleg movies] in your country?) "I like movies, yes." (Yeah, like what? [Lists movies]?) "No. My favorite are The Dirty Dozen and the first twenty minutes of Rocky four."

(We can talk Tetris?) "Hmmph. Tetris is baby game." (Tetris Attack keeps it hood!) "Why does everybody think I love this Tetris? It is just stacking!"

"[To Strongbad] Tiny Heavy." (What is it?) "Do you get the nightmares?" (I get the jibblie nightmares. [Describes silly nightmare, shivers].) "I am talking about the visions of endless suffering. Dead doctors everywhere. Spy can not be found. (No, but that sounds like the Jibblies.) "I do not like these 'jibblies.'"

"Strong and bad. How is boxing career?" (These. Are. My. HANDS!) "I was boxer, once. In school. We have to either box or learn to herd goats." Silence, looking concerned. "I am not good with goats..." (Too much information, man.) "At first, I do not like punching other boys... But then I learn to love it." Punches his palm menacingly.

(Find any rare drops lately?) "I do not understand." (When you get a kill, you get a present?) "When I get kill, I get honor of team." Smile drops. "Sometimes... I also get nightmares. A man does not go home to his wife and children." (So, no loot?) "Oh! You mean hat! Yes, I love hats! Sometimes, I get these. They are the best."

(Hey, Heavy. You know any hot Russian spies?) "I hate spies." (But you gotta have the inside line on some deadly minxes.) "You want hot spy?" (Am I not wrestle man?) "I have friend who gets you a hot spy. (Get em on the two-way, man!) "His name is Pyro." (Tycho, to Strongbad: The spy is hot because it is on fire.) (Oh...)

"[To Tycho] What do you do with life?" (Me?) "Yes. What is possible with tiny, frail body?" (I occupy myself with simulations... of various kinds.) "What is these?" (Struggles to explain.) (Strongbad: He lives in his parent's basement.)

(So, is there a Mrs. Weapons Guy?) "No. Sasha is my only love." (Sasha kills people, I presume?) "No." (Oh?) "WE kill people."

"[To Strongbad] Maybe you and I box?" (I can't risk my beautiful face, it's the franchise.) "We spar. For fun." (I don't think so.)

"Strong and bad. You wrestle? With mask?" (No, I'm a wrestle man, not those hack wrestle-LERS.) "Not like Iron Sheik?" (No, Iron Stake is a LER.) Heavy nods. "Hmm. This is too bad."

(So how long you been with those Team Fortress fellas?) "I do not understand." (The game's been on Steam for like 3 years. I imagine there was some audition process?) "Ohhh! Yes, I understand! I kill many men VERY quickly." (Excuse me?) "I kill record number of soldiers, and I am commissioned to join RED team."

(Mr. Weapons. I am in the market for a new firearm. [Specifications].) "Hmm, for you I do not recommend minigun then. You know, there is this fast baby man that annoys me greatly with shotgun." (Oh! Oh! What are the available options? I'll spring for leather!) "Da, this is good for you. I suggest Force-A-Nature." (I'll tell them [shop owner] Heavy Weapons Guy sent me.) "It is no need. I know guy."

"I will make hat from you, little bunny." No reply from anyone. A reference for the player to the Max hat in TF2.

"You look familiar, bunny." (How closely do you follow the Manhattan Crime Blotter?) Also a reference to the hat, Tycho then takes over conversation.

(If I need someone snuffed out, what's your going rate?) "Five hundred thousand U.S. dollars." (Steep.) "Cash." (You can do it discreetly?) "Sasha... not so discreet." (That's fine.)

(How did you guys hear of the inventory?) "My engineering friend brought me one night."

(This reminds me of the time Artie Flopshark rigged an entire poker tournament to pay off his loan shark.) "I know of this. This is respectable profession in motherland." Conversation is stolen by Tycho.

(This reminds me of [story]!) "I am reminded of time Engineer kill my entire team." (Damn Heavy, that's... heavy. Sorry to hear that.) "I search entire base for him. He tries to kill me with turret and mini turret, but I crush his toys like they are made of paper." (Sounds like crappy toys.) "Then I find him. Hiding by teleporter. I take his gun away from him. He tries to hit me with wrench! Hahohoh! So I take wrench away from him. I take his wrench and shove it down his throat, all the way down to the handle." (Christ!) Heavy laughs. "Then I rip off all his fingers one by one!" He talks while laughing. "Lets see you build toys now!" He breaks out in laughter. "There's blood- everywhere! And- he's crying!" More laughter. "I think he cries out for mother, but- but-" Crumples over laughing. "The wrench is stuck in his throat! And it sounds like-" Makes choking motions and noises then laughs. "Is this not the funniest thing??" (Horrified looks) (Head shakes slowly.) (That's some bleeped up bleep, man!)

(How about you, Heavy weapons? I'm guessing you're a vodka guy?) "Peach Bellini. But bubbles can give me headache."

(Mr. Weapons, how do you like your line of work?) "It is good. There are many benefits." (Oh! Like a free pass to snuff out bad guys or a waffle bar?) "Both. And full dental."

(I wonder if this dump is haunted.) (I hope so! Roughing up who can't die is fun!) "...I do not like ghosts..." (It's okay, Mr. Weapons. I have [extensive experience]. I can handle a few ghosts.) "...You will take care of ghosts for me?" (You bet cha!) Heavy nods at him. "I like you, tiny rabbit."

[Story including a union] "I am union. RED local six fifteen." (You guys unionized?) "Eh. It was necessity for group medical."

"Tycho. This sweater, is special equipment?" (No, standard issue.) "You have no class specific head gear?" (Got a motorcycle helmet that protects from 100% of UV rays.) "This sounds beneficial."

(Why do you keep calling me 'Tiny Heavy'?) "You are Heavy. Tiny. No? You are RED team. You have killing gloves of boxing. You earn these for being great killer! You should try out for RED team." (Hmm. Guess I could join your team of ruthless killers and lame hat wearers and watch you get grenaded by 8 year olds.) "You will take many bullets before dying I think."

(Hey, Heavy. I just finished [Russian fantasy book]. Ever read it?) "No." (Oh. What's your favorite book?) "I prefer war." (Ah, War and Peace. Tasteful.) "No. Just war." (Art of War?) "Nyet." Silence. "I like 'Tsar Hunger' by Leonid Andreyev. You know this?" (...No.) "Is classic."

"You have hands like young girl." (I keep them shits moist.) "...So you are more of sneaky, stabbing type?" (In an extreme circumstance, I guess.) Heavy looks at him suspiciously. "I keep my eyes on you." (No, no no- I wasn't implying that-) Heavy looking at him angierly. (Shit.)

(Ever listen to music while you work?) "Yes! I just buy new walkman." (What gets you in the killing mood? Icelandic death metal?) "I just get Huey Lewis tape. Keeps spirits up on battle field."

"[To Tycho] You have woman?" (Not with me) "She is pretty?" (Yeah, cute, glasses, red hair.) "She has the red hair??" (No, Heavy! She is not on the other team! Don't have to kill her!) "No. But I love the red hair!" (Well, you can't have her, either.) Re-used image of Heavy looking at him angrily. (Well, maybe we can work something out.)

(Hey, Heavyman. You think you can 'take care' of the King of Town for me?) "I can assassinate king, yes. It is expensive, though." (By take care of I meant sneak in and shave off half his mustache.) "I am not best at sneaking." (Confront him in a dark alley then?) "This is better. That way blood wash away in rain."

(You have any interest in moonlighting?) "WHAT? I am not moonlighter!" (Just a little work on the side with Sam and me beating up goons!) "Oh. I can not do this." (C'mon it's fun and free!) "No, I am sure it is." (Then what's the problem?) "I have non compete." (Ah, yeah. Lawyers.)

(All these aces reminds me of [weird dream]. You have any weird dreams, Mr. Weapons?) "I sometimes dream that I am killed. There is blood everywhere. (Tycho gives him a weird look) But then I wake up and I realize this is ridiculous! Nobody can kill Heavy weapons guy! (Riiiight...)

"[To his chips] This is good Solider. This one is good Doktor. You are demolition man."

"Saaaandvich, sandvich, I love you sandvich!" (Would you like someone to order you some food?)

"Blue man." (Tycho.) "Tycho. What college do you go to? You are educated, no?" (Actually, no.) "No?" (I studied at Gygax Polyhedral if you catch my drift.) "I do not. This is good school?" (Uh. The best.) "I went to Soviet College of Mines, Farms, and Science. I have PhD in Russian literature." (Do you.. use that in your work?) "More than you think."

"Tiny Heavy, who is your favorite to kill in war?" (Those discount three-pack green helmets.) "To kill spy is glorious thing! How about you, Max? You are killing type." (My favorite enemy? Like asking me to choose between my children!) Heavy laughs. "You crack me up, little bunny!"

(Hey, Hefty Bag, you ever play video games?) "Just one." (Oh yeah?) "It is called-" (Tycho: WoW?) "Nyet. That is not popular. It is called 'Where's an Egg'." (Strongbad: I love Where's an Egg!) "Where's an Egg is as big as Tetris in homeland."

(Concerning your firearm, whay caliber we talking?) "Big." (What, we talking 300 Weatherby Mag here?) "Bigger." (50 cal, whereabouts?) "Bigger than 50 caliber. They are hand made custom tool cartridges with classified diameter." (Why's that?) "So enemy canmot use ammunition. But Sasha can chew through theirs." (Diabolical!) "I think so." Nods.

(Alright, big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of senseless violence!) Heavy thinks. "When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat." (Assassination camp for kids! This is gonna be good!) "There was sparrow sitting on fence. Snow falls quietly around me. Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife. The boy runs away." (And then??) "I pick up sparrow, and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave..." (Tycho crying) (Max silent) (That's not even a little bit funny, man.) Heavy shakes his head solemnly. "No..." Sits back. "It's not."

(So, what do you do for fun?) "Clean Sasha. Use Sasha... Clean Sasha again." (Proper maintience is crucial.) "I also collect old coins." (A fellow numismatist!) "Which I melt down to make custom bullets." (Of course.)

"I am hungry for sandvich." (Then order a sandvich, man.) "Oh, I can not have sandvich! I become unstoppable killing machine!" (Yeah, maybe order a water.) "Is best."

"You wear blue sweater." (All the time.) "What are you?" (Haven't we went over this?) "You are not Scout. Maybe very tricky blue Spy? Maybe... new class?" (I can use a keyboard to sabotage your entire team, steal your intelligence, and have your sister delivered to my doorstep in one afternoon. Yes, I'm a new class.) Heavy, shocked, "This is true??"

(Hey, Heavyman, what's your living situ-aysh?) "I live in RED barraks. Is nice. There is foos table." (How about taking a room in the house of Strong?) "There is vacancy?" (First you'll have to dump the current person in your room.) "This is enemy?" (He won't put up much of a fight.)

Hope you enjoyed, spent most of the day copying all these down. The non-Heavy lines are paraphrased for shortness. Heavy's are full, how they are in game.

[alaughingfreak]

SETH HEAVYMAN

[jprincetunes]

best captions get a shoutout ⠀ —-and yes that’s me on the left. . . . #throwback #bigboy #cousins #grandmashouse #90s #weightproblem #heavyman #comment #captioncontest (at Memphis, Tennessee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrhzfCAhfXB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f6broxbtyrq5

[gnyquil]

Luv this ocean blue. #HeavyMan #IDC #MSDT #PADI

[badsithnocookie]

honestly the thing i hate the most about swtor’s art style, and the thing that makes it hardest for me to make outfits that i like, is the fucking. sexual dimorphism

male bodies are all broad-shouldered superhero types (other maybe than bt1) (and don’t say ‘what about bt4′, because male bt4 is Built Like A Brick Shithouse heavyman muscular/sumo wrestler, even if everyone and their dog treats it like it’s Fat) and female ones are Curvaceous(tm) with no muscular definition, no internal organs, and disproportionately huge tiddy (and no, bt3 is not an exception to this. for one thing, f!bt3 is still noodly as fuck. for two, she still has Huge Tiddy.)

going to play an mmo which lets/requires female characters to look like actual human beings (poe, sto, etc) to swtor and its ‘even barbie is a better representation of the human form than this is’ aping of wow is deeply unpleasant, but like

this is further compounded that bioware are really lazy with armour design/production and seem to use some automated tool to convert male armour - and it’s almost always male as default, because male bodies are the default, dontchaknow - to female, which generally means shrinkwrapped around said disproportionately large tiddy, and frequently a) results in said tiddy looking even more disproportionately large and b) stretched/wonky textures (but who gives a fuck, because HUGE TIDDY GOOD)

“but appo some people like huge tiddy” listen if you’re into sex dolls that’s all well and good but honestly it’s an ugly and deeply tacky aesthetic that i loathe, not least because it is incredibly cheap, lazy, and insulting. i am not really into the mood to go into Femnist 101 on this blog but if your defence of bioware’s shitty art style involves the sentiment ‘i lIkE TiDdY’ i can guarantee that you have nothing to say that is worth hearing

inb4 someone takes this as ‘appo hates boobs’

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Remi Charles Premieres Debut Single 'Hush'

Remi Charles Premieres Debut Single ‘Hush’

It’s no secret that Remi Charles is one of London’s most popular artists. In the beginning, he was known among friends for his band Heavyman and a bevvy of uncompleted projects. When Remi contracted COVID-19 in October 2020, he lost hope in his musical career. During the lockdown, he was no longer able to play with his band. Remi’s sickness also caused him to lose his singing voice for more than…

[projectmetalmusic]

Project Metal Across The Pond (May 13th 2021)

Project Metal Across The Pond (May 13th 2021)

On this week’s episode of Project Metal Across The Pond With Ell Yong, I will be playing: Heavyman, Hellgrimm, Helstar, HEVILAN, Machina Kore, ILLUSORY, Immortal Guardian, Netherblade, Silver Dream, Chris Bollinger (Varicella), Cardinal Sin, Decent News, GoMa, Krebs, Infiltration, Italicus Carnifex, Itheist, Jeff Carlson Band, Juliet Ruin, Jupiter Hollow, Kaligula, Killing Addiction and Skid Row.…

[69joaquin69]

"Metraquilato & Heavyman” hace cinco años de la entrevista... ya ves cómo pasa el tiempo... aunque ahora estamos muchísimo mejor 🙂🙂

[soundtrackparaumaquarentena]

Soundtrack para uma quarentena #13: Greengo - Dabstep

“Dabstep”, dos Greengo, é assumidamente Stoner Metal. Como o nome implica, isso é, pelo menos à superfície, o equivalente musical a usar tshirts com um padrão de folhas de marijuana. E os Greengo não fogem à estética. E, no entanto, este EP consegue ser tanto mais do que apenas uma mão cheia de referências a erva.

Esta dupla pode ser do Porto, mas não deixa espaço para dúvidas entre erva ou ganza: a sério, não tenho dedos suficientes nas mãos e nos pés para contar as referências a erva neste EP. A começar pelo nome da banda (gringos, mas verdes, get it?), do EP (porque é música, mas para dabs [dos de fumar], get it?), a capa do álbum (é um bud de erva, get it?)… Até a cassete e o vinil são verdes, e não só verdes, como “weed green”. Desnecessário? Provavelmente. Cheesy? Definitivamente. Mas faz parte do jogo, e se conhecerem outras bandas da onda, como os Bongzilla ou os Weedeater, percebem que é só uma estética. É como usar as cores da Jamaica e leões num álbum de reggae, ou imagens escuras e logos hiper-complicados para um álbum de death metal. Não adiciona muito, mas estabelece a identidade.

A música, no entanto, é muito mais que umas quantas referências engraçosas a “hehe, nós fumamos paivas”. Os Greengo assumem-se uma banda Stoner pelos motivos vistos, mas as músicas revelam muitas mais influências do universo do Metal mais pesado, como Doom e Sludge, talvez até uns toques de Drone. Estas influências são óbvias, com diferentes músicas a mostrar diferentes componentes provenientes de diferentes strains de metal (tipo, strains de erva, get it?). E, já que o EP é tão curto, mais vale fazer uma rápida descrição:

A primeira música, “Heavyman”, começa com uma sample de voz (naturalmente, trata-se de uma referência a fumar canhão), mas não perde tempo a entrar a pés juntos com as duas primeiras músicas do EP a mostrar a força stoner, com baixos pesados e distorcidos e vozes agressivas. A segunda música, aliás (“Big Bikes”), pesca o nome de uma música dos Kyuss, mas é das poucas semelhanças entre as duas. Já a terceira faixa (“Inhale”), a fechar a primeira metade do EP, puxa pelo lado mais pesado, a assumir uma lentidão típica de Doom ou Sludge, sem quaisquer adereços ou artifícios: é peso puro. “You For Yourself, Satan For All” abre o segundo lado com um dos melhores nomes de sempre, e a introduzir elementos psicadélicos e de Black Metal. “Think U Think” continua essa tendência, com os baixos de tal maneira pesados que parecem pedir growling a acompanhar. “Red Eyes” fecha a trip (tipo, trip, get it?) com uma última malha de peso, onde o final, progressivamente lento e sludgy parece afogar-nos num pântano de thc.

Por estranho que possa parecer, no entanto, no meio de todo este peso e fumo, o som consegue ser controlado. Não limpo, nunca – a distorção certifica-se que isso nunca acontece. Mas as melodias graves conseguem não se perder num caos frenético. Greengo são apenas duas pessoas, “Chaka” na bateria e “Martelo” no baixo, e daí ser tão interessante o controlo e sinergia entre os diferentes sons, bem como o Groove que apenas uma banda composta por elementos rítmicos consegue sacar.

As músicas são ótimas. Curtas, o que também não é mau. Muitas bandas de Stoner cometem o erro de prolongar as músicas por tempos aparentemente infinitos; e é certo que o próprio modelo sonoro de Sludge (melodias profundamente pesadas e longas) pede faixas mais compridas, mas para os Greengo não funciona assim. A “You For Yourself…” entra a matar, como uma chapada (tipo, ficar todo chapado, get it?), apenas para a seguir a “Think U Think” entrar como um murro no estômago. Esta rapidez das faixas é usada como forma de manter o ouvinte sempre atento, à próxima da próxima rasteira. E funciona.

Os sons são pesadíssimos, como se quer. Lentos, mas nunca repetitivos ou aborrecidos, a estabelecer bons grooves ao longo das faixas, e ainda assim a saber acelerar quando é necessário. Se conseguirem ver para além das piadas superficiais sobre weed, e quiserem o lado mais pesado e lento da coisa, esta é uma release fenomenal.

Mas a sério, eram precisas tantas piadas sobre erva? Já percebemos. Vocês fumam desse.

 JK, 25/03/2020

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Mantan Ketua Pegawai Eksekutif Kejuruteraan Heavyman yang diperintahkan untuk memasuki pertahanan atas tuduhan CBT - Nasional

Mantan Ketua Pegawai Eksekutif Kejuruteraan Heavyman yang diperintahkan untuk memasuki pertahanan atas tuduhan CBT – Nasional

KUALA LUMPUR: Bekas ketua pegawai eksekutif TH Heavy Engineering Bhd telah diperintahkan untuk memasuki pertahanannya kepada empat pertuduhan penglibatan dalam pengubahan wang haram dan lima pertuduhan pecah amanah (CBT).

Hakim Mahkamah Sesyen Madihah Harullah membuat perintah itu selepas dia memutuskan pendakwaan membuktikan kes prima facie terhadap Datuk Nor Badli Munawir Mohamad Alias ​​Latfi…

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it’s sunday but favoritism at work is killing me lol

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Heavyman – Baby Jean (2020)

‘Baby Jean’ is an emotive rock track with an unyielding blast of vocals and guitar from Heavyman. Find our more about the track in our review!

Heavyman is a four-piece rock band based in London and making their first waves on the scene. The band is comprised of Charlie Yang (lead vocals, guitar), Tom Papaloizou (drums), Igor Fanseca (bass) and Nick Burns (lead guitar). The band came together in 2019 and named for the emotional struggles that characterise their music and lyrics.

Their debut single ‘Baby Jean’ is a tale of lust and…

[betweenblueworlds-blog]

If I could, If it would benefit you (If benefitting is the most high of goals) I would capture everything that is going on here for you. This baby can suddenly reach everything How did that sneak up on me? I have bangs now. The whole world is born new each morning Sure Yeah But with a whole shit ton of patterns and similarities Lean into the skid Trust what you are noticing Be free as you can be Notice where you still want to be #MoreFree And limp to the Finish Line If you must. You may get one go round Maybe not And this incarnation Is clearly not destined to just be A Bust So #goforit Bake silly shaped pies or whatever makes you giggle Call friends you love but havent seen in awhile Or finally cut them all the way off. Go for it Even if it Just For a Little While Let it All Unfold As it is going to Regardless #freewrite #uneditedpoetry #poetry #poets #ownit #writer #author #reikiteacher #wife #mom #more than #allthat #soul #spirituality #metaphysics #heavyman #airease #urbansireninspiredwriting @urbansirenllc