#hearstheearth

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hearstheearth said: Have you drank enough water today or had something to eat? [She will make you eat if you haven’t yet Mark.]       

[Grumble.]     

Yeeee-heeees, mom.           

[adeadmonarch]

hearstheearth

Pretty sure we’ve been in plenty of fights

Ha! There, see? Jinx gets into fights with me. ...     Why am I proud of that?

[flyingambulist]

My child keeps asking for something called a peep and I have a feeling this is your fault somehow. *squints*

Ask her about peep races with Lisa

I didn’t do anything but be typecasted as the candy man~

[music-holic]

hearstheearth said: 

I think they mean bribing

I think they’re still mistaken if they think I’m going to be surprised. 

[dementedspeedster]

@hearstheearth replied to your post: don't harass the waitresses and you should be...

Um, excuse me. I will be sure to let a certain child know how much you really want to play with her.

Bring it on, Jinx. [Thad laughs.]

I could handle Lana easily. 

[fasterthansupes]

hearstheearth replied to your post: Damn.  Why is it so cold?  Are there space heaters...

I can create fire but I think you might take that as a threat.

Well I’d rather not be set on fire.  I’m thinking more of like...a heated blanket that I can wear.  

It’s cold being in spandex.

[killreagan]

         ᴋɪɴɢ's ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴅɪғғɪᴄᴜʟᴛ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ . That was why it’s gaggle of trained killers found solace in alcohol and drugs . Numbed that ridiculousness that was their mere existence . Marcus plopped down next to Jinx , and offered her one of the two PBRs in his palms . Brandy’s shrill voice could be heard saying something bigoted in the background . His face soured , but then smiled . “ Not enjoying the revelry of our classmates ? ”

sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀʟʟ ( @hearstheearth )

[speedtacular]

Lays on Barry's counter. She brought you late Valentine's Day candy.

❝ Why are you on my counter...? ❞

[fxllenwilson]

 “🍺” *chinhands*

Drunk Grant // Accepting@hearstheearth

“You’re horrible I hope you know that.” Why did he even agree to this? Jinx could find other ‘entertainment’. Next time, he’s dropping her off and leaving. The headache he’d have in the morning just wasn’t worth this. As it was, he was having problems walking. You couldn’t look cool while holding on to a tiny pink haired girl. It just wasn’t possible. “How are you still walking straight? That’s just not fair.” He’s giving up. 

“You’ll be lucky if I can even teleport us back. If we end up in a wall in Titans Tower I’ll never live it down. And god HELP me if Joe-Jericho is there.” He’d really never live that down. Worse, Addie would probably find out.

[dcficit]

4'9" make her feel small

bart:  6′7″jinx:  4′9″

send your muses height and i will compare them to (tall) bart !!  ( accepting ! )

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Don't lose my kid. :/

I didn’t ask for any of this, missy. Maybe talk to a certain brat about how you would prefer her not to use your child as means of punishment.

[adeadmonarch]

hearstheearth

So when I do it, it’s irresponsible and dangerous. But when you do it, it’s perfectly fine. I see how it is.

I don't have a kid, so I can be a little stupid. 

[flyingambulist]

Hi, you're getting vegetarian soup and tea because she heard Hartley was sick. No worries, she has some chicken soup for you too James.

AawwHe’ll just try to stuff this down his throat once Hart’s conscious again

[music-holic]

You've successfully got a laughing Jinx because she knows how adamant her child can be. Lana nods. She's fine not getting her chocolate milk. She's okay with tea. "Okay, I want nice tea," she replies before darting off to go collect the pillows and blankets for the couch.

“Nice tea it is.” He can actually manage a decent enough tea, so she’s in luck there. 

James is going to get an EXTREMELY thankful kiss to his cheek before Hart heads out into the living room with tea and coffee in hand. 

[dementedspeedster]

Would it make me a bad mom if I offered to pay you to make Lana's singamajigs James gave her disappear?

@hearstheearth

“I can’t answer that, but you could probably just hide those...’singamajigs’,” He says the words slowly wondering if he had even heard Jinx correctly, “Do I even want to know what those do?”

[ofichinose]

💕

Are YOU the one?

58 %

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Jinx and Guren Ichinose has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

   ❛ I’m almost certain it should be lower than that. I’d be lying if I said I was interested in working things out. ❜

@hearstheearth