#headsmash

[headsmashing]

I'm kinda pissed because I have to redo my latest illustration from scratch :(. In the meantime, here's a painting that combines every single medium you can imagine, because it was made in the world's smallest (and least hygienic) dorm room ; in which there was of course, not a lot of stuff to use for paintings.

[helgiafterdark]

dragonsreach

[beeapocalypse]

very vague possibly made up memory that there was some bit w the new safehouse update where hox had all the illicit stuff packed off to the mansion but i do not care for that. complete destructive impulse that nearly gets the crew nailed (secret basement aside. no chance there wasnt SOME illicit shit left in those boxes labeled as past heists that couldve survived the fire) and worsens absolutely everything instead

[whimsicalcotton]

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while i'm here ranting like a fool abt rachel flavored mvs, here are some shots from the Idolize video that are almost solely responsible for my putting it on her playlist

[eggplant-crusader]

BARB OH MY GOD WhAT

Final part of the Time Travel/Meet the Addamses AU :)

This sure was an adventure. All of this was meant to be a fanfic, but I knew I wouldn't be able to commit to writing it, so I drew the best bits instead. I glad I was able to follow through. Now enjoy the very rare kiss scene and Wednesday blush from Barb. Mwah

part 1 | part 2 | part 3

[cyclonesyndicate]

HeadStart 💥 6.2 | RE: All of That

Carter fidgets, sitting uncomfortably in his seat. Not because he's mourning the loss of a friendship or because he's unsure of what to do in the face of betrayal. He didn't know Beowulf to that level, and if he had, he just would've laughed harder at his unmasking. The whole thing was just funny. Misery almost always is, especially when it's served with a slice of 'come and get me, I'm the Big Bad Wolf. Do your worst.'

He had to hand it to Ragnarok. Other than all the righteous kumbaya bullshit he was spouting, he looked cool as shit. That's the type of costume that does wonders. Since HeadSmasher's over with, he'll have to copy that for his Big Green Megafuckyoustormman outfit.

But yeah, back to why Carter was fidgeting in the first place.

"Ho lee shit, people."

Just about everybody was banding together. They were rallying. Teaming up. Scolding and mocking Beowulf's Ragnarok-and-rolling. Giving each other verbal high-fives as they more or less agree on saying 'fuck you' to letting Ragnarok have the easy way out. It was getting real chummy. Almost sweet, actually, how one by one, a bunch of villains were starting to hold hands on not giving Ragnarok his due.

What about smashing his head in?! Where was the fun in letting him walk out? There's a chance to kill a man, and by and large, hardly anybody wants to take it! What gives?

If there was ever a moment for Carter Caribou to grow a heart, or at least consider the value in long term torture by a group of friends, it'd be now. He's never been so sure of his status as a villain until this moment.

"I'm an unrepennint. Shit, that's not how you say that. Unrepetint, unrapantinint, unrepontant. Unreptonint. FUCKING SHIT."

He slams his HeadSmasher powerglove against the table, green sparks of electricity flooshing around him for a brief moment. His hair sticks up from the static.

"Unrepentant. That's the fucking word. Yeah, I'm an unrepentant bastard of a motherfucker. I still vote to kill him. But I wanna do the killing! I can electrocute him to death."

Can he?

"...In a month or two of training, I can do it. Fuck yeah, I just gotta train first. You're seeing me at Level 1. See me at Level 100. Then I'll give him a shock he won't forget. You won't forget crossing Big Green Megafuckyoustormman, motherfucker!!!!"

It'll happen one day. Just you wait.

[tinyangrynerd]

While Tyrantrum is technically not my #1 favorite pokemon (though it's very high on the list!). As a character and individual pokemon I own, King has probably got to be my favorite. don't tell the others

He is going to Headsmash you <3

[julem]

BEAT HER

i hate the mother gothel heartless bossfight so much it's unreal

[cakemoney]

obsessed with every single character in this movie. raheela's comically villainous smile. clara and alba's readiness to commit crimes. lena's signature headsmash move. and the mom with the chair. this movie truly has everything that i want. the way ria's escape plan includes buying easels and paints and acrylics for her sister. eunice coming in at the end seeing this teenage girl's youtube channel and going "nice let's get brunch". not to pit two queens against each other but i feel like this vibrant campy celebration of girlhood is exactly what i felt like was missing in barbie. and the SOUNDTRACK

[elf-simp]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

Round 1

Gonna get a little obscure with this one

A nice cup of coffee. I used to be a HUGE coffee hater until like 2 years ago when I found videos done by a very convincing British man who showed me so many different ways to make it. After seeing his videos I bought a pour-over maker and a coffee grinder to try it out and my elation upon finding out coffee didn't have to be bitter sadness juice 100% of the time cannot be understated. Actually being able to pick flavor notes out of a drink I'd despised for SO long was like seeing heavens gate open LMAO. Though I do hate that I am now hopelessly dependent on it...

Sleeping on the floor. I had to get rid of my normal bed a WHILE ago now but in the process of doing that I got this like 3 inch thick memory foam "bed topper" that I've been using as a floor mattress since and my god. Not only do I actually FIT on the thing (being 6.5ft/198~cm is fun :^) ) It was the first time I'd actually had a decent nights sleep since I was like 14. I tried going back to a 'normal' framed bed a year ago and was so miserable that I got back on the floor in the middle of the night.

Mountain ranges. The raw might of the earth splitting the sky has got me actin' unwise, sorry. Like, the earth loving itself so much that it's own embrace reaches heaven... UGH... Just thinking about the time and force required for them to form has always astounded me. Also the fact that some of them are volcanoes? "Timeless" stone gods that can at any moment unleash hell? I'm so normal about mountains and I'm SO happy I live somewhere that has them.

Sunrise, though it's so rare I get to see it. I'd argue that the colors of a sunrise are better than a sunset, sorry sunset enjoyers. Watching the black of night fade into a soft and hazy amber glow and then shifting to purple as it finds it's gentle blue... Knowing the day has begun when the cold of the night fades away for the days warm embrace. Hearing nature come back after a long desolate darkness. I would chew on the sunrise if I could.

Aggron, yes the pokemon. I love you my giant steel dinosaur that eats train tracks as a baby. I love you rock polish/headsmash sweeper. I love you territorial mountain dwelling bastard. I love you hyper physical defender mega evolution.

[headsmashing]

Hi, I'm leaving this here while I go smash my head against a wall repeatedly brb

[mmorpg-escapism]

I'm seriously wondering if Estinien is planning to show up again at any point.

Anyway! I sense a dungeon ahead... Time for the usual cut for that!

Once again, I'm doing these dungeons with the NPCs for the sake of dodging the queue times since I'm on VPR for this. I'm excited to see where this leads.

Wow this place is haunting. And not just because of the ghosts lurking about, but the music and the cavernous atmosphere? And the hundreds of tiny urns literally covering the floor under the water in here... Chills.

Our first boss is a very muscular-looking stingray... neat. And the mechanics are even cooler! The design of encounters is clearly getting more complex as we go on - this one has you be the source of the boss's attacks, first via a thin cone you have to position to avoid hitting party members, then by way of spewing bubbles out. Pretty neat!

And now we're in the quarry... it's massive and there's spiders. Ugh. I don't have arachnophobia per se but I sure don't like being around the things... The stone worker thingies are neat though. And that leads us to our next boss...

Firearms! I expected the name to be somewhat literal and was not disappointed. The crazy stone golem thing had cannons for arms and used them to both fire artillery and to do this neat mirror mechanic that bounced a beam into an orb that then detonated with a massive explosion. I hope that last one comes back in the future, that was neat!

...the hell is up with the purple stuff on the walls? This looks like it belongs in Solution Nine based on the preview images we got... oh my god we found the door. Why is this entire expansion so pretty!?!? I love it!

Unfortunately boss #3 is guarding said door. My first thought when the boss cutscene played was "his name is hammerhead" and I was uh. close? Maulskull is close, right? Whatever I was expecting the mechanics to be, they were not. Notably the bonk/pushback we saw in one of the Triad raids... Sephirot, I think? That's in this one. Halfroom alternating aoes like with Gulool Ja Ja's sparring, big bonks and falling rocks galore. This one took me two rounds to get through... and honestly I could do it again. I had a LOT of fun with that fight.

Seriously, though, not one single headsmash with a name like Maulskull. I expected big bonks with it! :(

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Scraggy would learn other headbutt moves just to greet ghosts.

Probably Zen headbutt but really low powered.

He could leard Iron Head or HeadSmash but both are far too dangerous to be used against Ash

[loathsome-little-creature]

I’d be so good at naming minor villains

Glorgunch the unwary

Hurglak Headsmasher

Zagladax of Mundelmia

Fradagan the Magnificent

Look at me go

[derelictdumbass]

Raze & Salvador (Underworld) — Two hounds have an unconventional meet cute and spend decades pining over each other. Maybe one day they'll kiss

Darius & Ethan (Resident Evil) — Hitman turned gay lover! Tired mould man doesn't know why he keeps attracting people who work for underground organizations into human experimentation

Faith & Peggie!Dean (Far Cry 5) — Traumatised man turns evil for a woman high off her face whose into making everyone else high off their faces. He is also high

Made some gays in this picrew <3 Tagging: @viktor-sinclaire @sparklyshiba @headsmasher @space-sweetheart @thatcemeterybabe and anyone else who would like to do it!

[cyclonesyndicate]

HeadFirst 💥 Trial 6-1 | RE: Aleister

Everyone had a single trial's worth of a reprieve away from Carter Caribou, a man whose short stature was inverse to his towering voice. Seriously, he speaks like he's way up high and needing to shout to be heard, no matter the circumstance. Even now, he booms:

"Motherfucker."

He SLAMS his HeadSmasher-hand-clad regular hand down onto the table. That remnant of his old mech suit's more like a power glove now.

"Now that's how you call for attention, got damn! Put some respect on that meteor. Don't go calling it a 'dumb rock!'"

Another bang of his power glove, his eyes flash a brief green, and some strands of his hair rise up like a static tiara.

"Our asses would still be grass if it weren't for the Mega Meteor. Shout out to Cherry, by the way."

Carter carefully lifts up his power glove to offer an air fist bump in her direction.

"The meteor's awesome as shit. It's not dumb! I'm becoming the Big Green Megafuckyoustormman I was always meant to be, all on account of that thing. It's just like with what happened with those sailors in that weird as shit article. Fuck yeah. I'm an awesome work-in-progress now, you can bet your ass on that."

He still has to keep workshopping his new villain name.