#headcanon that Obito is really good with babies and kids due to being exposed to all the little ones in the Uchiha clan

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*teenage Kakashi and Obito, babysitting Naruto*

Obito: *rocking a fussy Naruto back and forth in his arms* There, there …

Kakashi: Damn … this sucks …

Obito: It could be worse, Bakashi. We could be out on that mission, and it’s freezing out today.

Kakashi: I’d rather be freezing than doing this. I’m terrible with kids!

Obito: Naruto isn’t really a kid yet, he’s still a baby. All we have to do is hold him a little, feed him, that kind of thing.

Kakashi: Be better if Rin was here …

Obito: You know she had to go with Minato-Sensei and Kushina-san to find those special medical herbs. Now stop your bitching and hold him; my arms are getting tired.

Kakashi: *sighs but awkwardly takes Naruto into his arms*

Kakashi, in monotone: Hello, child. It’s big brother Kakashi.

Naruto: *cries harder*

Obito, in kitchen making Naruto a bottle: Try and sound less like a robot, idiot. You’re scaring him!

Kakashi: A robot? Geez, fine. Hey, kid, I’m a human, just like you, okay? Here, look … *pulls down his mask*

Naruto: *stares in awed silence, then starts giggling and clapping*

Obito: *comes in with bottle* Finally, you did something useful! How did you get him to — to —

Obito: *stares at Kakashi’s bare face*

Kakashi: *quickly pulls mask back up and holds out Naruto to him* You gonna feed him now?

Obito: N-no. You are. *hands Kakashi the bottle*

Kakashi: Why me?

Obito: You need practice. For our future kids. 

Kakashi: Oh okay I — wait, what?!

Obito: Oh I’m definitely marrying you someday, Bakashi. Now feed him, then burp him and lay him down. When he’s asleep we can talk about where I can take you for our first date.

Kakashi:

Kakashi: *slowly puts bottle in Naruto’s mouth*