#headcanon ley7

[leyamoon7]

oddly specific headcanons for Draco pleaseeeeeee!!

Here are 20 oddly specific headcanons I have about Draco Malfoy:

He has a really concerning amount of vintage Quidditch World Cup posters and brooms magazines.

He gets annoyed when the elves don’t organise his wardrobe by colour.

Once, he fibbed about going to Italy for the summer. He'd boasted about it beforehand at the end of the school year, and when his parents cancelled the trip, he couldn't admit it. So, he bought a picture from a random stall in London and put it in his Hogwarts dorm. Crabbe and Goyle think it's from a real Italian tourist shop.

He clenches his teeth whenever he hears the sound of autumn leaves crunching.

Hates the idea of someone else smelling like him, so he blends sandalwood and bergamot with his cologne.

Every time he takes the first sip of a fizzy drink he gets this big hiccup because he drinks it too fast. He hates it at the moment, but then he totally forgets about it. And the next time he has a fizzy drink, it happens again.

Crazy about control. He's the one that takes charge of planning outings every bloody time.

He's so competitive that he creates his own little games in his head with Crabbe and Goyle. Like, 'If I can drink this faster than them, I win.' Probably happens when they're chugging fizzy drinks, which just ends up making him hiccup.

He's into origami and pretty good at it, so whenever he sees someone else doing it, he gets competitive and will dismiss their skills as mediocre, often throwing in rude comments to make them feel inferior.

He's into collecting dark artefacts. He once went to an auction but found it frustrating whenever people shouted out prices. He couldn't concentrate to see if the item was valuable enough for him, so he left.

Totally hates auctions.

He used to only like cinnamon rolls from the shop Dobby used to buy them from. But after Dobby left, the new elf couldn't locate the store. So he keeps making the elf switch stores until he finds the right one.

He once stole a comic from Crabbe and never gave it back. He feels no remorse.

He can't stand pre-written jokes; they never make him laugh. He's only amused by sarcasm or jokes that happen spontaneously. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" He'll just raise his upper lip in disgust.

When he was 7, he developed this habit of wrinkling his nose for about a whole year. His father told him it wasn't sophisticated; it looked rude, like he was saying something smelled bad. So, he tried to stop it. Now, whenever he sees someone else doing it, he'll do it too, but then quickly look around to make sure no one saw him.

Has a stash of sweets that his mother sends him from home hidden under his bed. He's really possessive so never shares them with anyone.

Picky eater. Has a list of foods that he absolutely refuses to touch even if he's never tried them before. Anything with mushrooms.

Once while having dinner with his family at a restaurant, he wanted to order something. His mother warned him against it because it had mushrooms. Just to defy her, he went ahead and ordered it anyway. He ended up liking it.

Knows so much about pureblood family history, he often drops random facts in conversations with his friends. Goyle once pointed out he'd already mentioned that fact before. He was rude to him for the rest of the day.

He's really good at mimicking other people's voices and accents. Sometimes he just does it for fun, making up excuses to mock/bully other students just to show off his skills. He loves when his friends make him do more.

This is so fun, lmao.

[leyamoon7]

What do you think Dracos ideal type would be

Definitely pureblood, no question about it. Physically, he'd likely be into traditional beauty standards, you know, nice skin, good features, maybe dark hair for a contrast w his own (or not). Personality, someone who shares his ambitions and intelligence—in other words, someone who is similar to him in all respects. He'd like someone that can stand their ground and is independent as well.

As a teen, he'd probably be all about loyalty to family and tradition, but after the war ideals might not matter as much by then.

[leyamoon7]

leyla. firstly how are you? secondly what got u into doing what u do and how’d u grow such a big platform! also where do u think draco would work in the muggle world?? thankss

Hey, pookie, I'm good, thanks for asking<3

I've been a fan of Harry Potter for years, but I never tried making edits because the ones on IG were just so good. I felt like I couldn't measure up. But my love for HP just pushed me to do it. I started out on tiktok instead, it felt easier, and I already had a (shitty) Breaking Bad acc at the time.

So, I started with a satirical "HP boys react to," which was pretty (un)funny, and not many people were doing it (no one at the time), so it felt kinda original. While I was posting edits on my BRBA account, I started making these satirical videos for my HP account. And about a week later, I added voices to them, and one of them went viral (8k).

And then, when I posted the very first video with this style you know, (a famous incorrect quote), it went viral too (40k), then the second one (84k). I was pretty shocked lmao. I kept doing it, and then I got this original idea, "How To Be Perfect Like Me" show, and I just went for it, the first one got 92.5k, and I thought I'd do like five episodes and be done… yeah no.

And Draco would probably be something like business management, finance, or entrepreneurship(? I feel like w his intellect and ambition he might be in executive positions in the business sector or start his own companies.

[leyamoon7]

Who do you think Draco has a crush on with?

Yeah, I don't see Draco getting crushes easily. So, I guess nobody really. He'd probably brush off any feelings he has as not worth his time or something.

And if the person doesn't fit into his family's 'rules'/standards or isn't conventionally attractive/pretty, or doesn't have a squeaky clean rep, forget it, he wouldn't give them a second thought.

Any feelings he might have would likely be more about boosting his ego or fitting in w other Slytherins. Pansy Parkinson, eg, there might be some attraction, but it's probably more about status.

But if we think about a genuine crush, it could be someone like Astoria Greengrass, and ONLY after the war. She didn't fit his family's 'rules', but he still cared for her. Sooo… he kinda needed that whole character development thing to start loving someone other than his own reflection.