#headbangers: rhythm royale

[duxwontobey]

Since everyone is probably gonna be inside for the next week or month, here’s some stuff to do and look into!

Music:

Declan McKenna: Indie Rock, very passionate and thoughtful. Cage The Elephant: Indie Rock, punk aesthetic, moody and meaningful. Ghost: Heavy Metal/Rock, cool and chill as hell, Satanist aesthetics. AJJ: Folk Punk, incredible lyrics. Very sad but powerful songs. Nothing But Thieves: Alternative Rock, Awesome and unique rock sound. Gorillaz: You know these folks probably but they’re fantastic. Dance With The Dead: Hard Techno, perfect for a rave or club, dark and cool. Depeche Mode: Mixed Genres, some of the best old style synths and vocals. Radiohead: Misc rock, one of the most unique sounds out there with fabulous vocals and meaningful songs. MUSE: Rock/Metal, absolutely perfect riffs and melody, heavy and energetic. Nightwish: Viking Metal Band, do I need to say more? Royal Blood: Heavy Rock, headbanging powerful riffs and beautiful vocals. Skip The Use: French Punk Rock, catchy and beautiful vocals with great rhythms and aesthetic. Kaiser Chiefs: Indie Rock/Misc, fantastic beats and absolute bangers, would recommend the hell out of Education Education Education and War. Red Vox: Indie Rock/Misc, Vinny Vinesauce’s band, beautiful vocals and moody feels and dreamy space-inspired tones. Arcade Fire: Indie Rock, incredibly emotional and powerful songs. Nero: Dubstep/Electronica, Cyberpunk/futurism feel with some great tunes like Dark Skies and Promises. The Wombats: Indie Pop/Post-Punk, mental lyrics with great melody, lots of variety and quality. Tame Impala: Psychedelic Rock, Incredibly chill vibes with catchy well structured melodies.  Brockhampton: Hip-hop/Rap, deep basslines and meaningful well crafted rap. Noisia: Grime/Dubstep, dark and moody electronic chunes. Stop Light Observations: Indie, powerful lyrics and catchy tunes with a deep relaxing background, Dinosaur Bones is a perfect sleep track. IDLES: Post Punk, soulful music with classic punk vibes. Rebellious af. Slaves: Punk Rock, loud, proud and all about meaningful British Punk.

Free To Play Games:

Team Fortress 2 Counter Strike Global Offensive YuGiOh Duel-Links Warframe Destiny 2 Warthunder Hearthstone

Youtubers:

Bisnap: Gaming youtuber with hundreds of videos on indie games like The Binding Of Isaac, Risk of Rain 2 and Tower Of Guns.

Joel: Variety streamer with long lets-plays and hilarious content, known for OS destruction where he uses a virtual computer to download viruses and other dodgy things to see what they’d do and how long the virtual computer can survive.

Vinesauce:  Twitch streamer who does long playthroughs of games and game corruptions, where he uses a program to break games and create extreme glitches.

Dexbonus/Dodger: Twitch streamer who plays a lot of puzzle games and is generally chill as heck. Very good playthroughs of games are uploaded to youtube too!

aliensrock: Twitch streamer/youtuber who plays tough puzzle and strategy games with great editing. A great chill time.

Joltzdude139: Twitchstreamer/youtuber who solely plays Borderlands games currently, with challenge runs and one life playthroughs.

Jerma985: Variety streamer and weird dude. Honestly I don’t know how to describe him. Totally crazy but has amazingly inventive content and plays a lot of unique games, lots of fun to watch. He took out a $6k loan to put on a funfair for his viewers.

Aztecross: Destiny 2 youtuber with informative videos and great gameplay, all around charming dude.

Duel-Links Meta: Yugioh Duel-Links streamer/youtuber, very loud and very energetic and one of the best players out there.

GernaderJake: Destiny 2 streamer known for trials and other high-skill game types. Very friendly and positive and always has something cool going on in his streams if you like Destiny 2.

Jim Browning: Tech expert and general awesome dude. Outsmarts scammers and accesses their computers through backdoors to get some revenge and to destroy the scamming companies. Very interesting and satisfying to watch scammers get what they deserve.

Call Me Kevin: Variety youtuber with tonnes of personality. Official number 1 funniest Irish youtuber. Loads of well edited comedy gaming videos.

Let’s Game It Out: Simulator game player who’s only goal is to play the games as wrongly as possible. This includes; making the most inefficient factory possible in Satisfactory, making the worlds worst zoo in Planet Zoo and making the worlds most unsafe hospital in Two-Point Hospital.

Nyx Fears: Hilarious horror reviewer who talks both about philosophy and meaning in horror films while also talking about hilariously bad films that couldn’t scare anyone. 

Critical Role: 5 Years running dnd group who are some of the most well known voice actors in gaming. Hilarious and emotional dungeons and dragons live sessions with millions of subscribers and views. 

Kripparrian: Hearthstone streamer known for being salty as hell. Very good at the game and makes a lot of cool videos on Arena/Battlegrounds regularly.

How To Drink: One of the most charming people to ever exist. This channel is all about cocktails, mixers, drinks and the history of all those combined, incredibly fun to watch even if you don’t drink!

Braille Skateboarding: Amazing channel all about skateboarding, but you don’t need to know anything about skating to enjoy it. The entire team is lovely and they’re all insane, mainly because they often do videos where they try to skate anything they can, including crowbars, glass skateboards and “nunchuck boards”

oboetwoshoes: Variety youtuber/streamer who mainly plays Borderlands. Incredibly fun commentary and editing. Also loves bionicles a bit too much.

Grand Illusions: Strange old man who reviews his collection of even stranger old toys and gadgets. Very relaxing and blessed.

AquaFPS: Escape from tarkov/Rust streamer who’s generally a lot of fun. Great video editing and immersive yet funny gameplay videos.

Ryan Hollinger: Horror film enthusiast with incredibly insightful and interesting videos about the depths of horror films and the history and complexity behind them. Also has a great series on how to survive various horror films.

Jesse Cox: Variety streamer/youtuber. Amazing personality and great series of long playthroughs of games like Control and Night In The Woods. Does one of my favourite series ever with his friends called Scary Game Squad, where he teams up with his mates to do horror game playthroughs, I highly recommend watching their entire playthrough of Until Dawn. 

Welyn: Perhaps the best Rust streamer/youtuber out there. His videos are almost like miniature films about how he betrayed a clan or infiltrated a base, and he’s known for overcoming even the most deadly and large clans in the game solo.

Binging With Babish: Cookery youtuber who creates some of popcultures most famous meals, such as the Krabby Patty, Portal Cake and more, along with actually helpful guides on how to cook basics like hotdogs and burgers.

The Spiffing Brit: Variety youtuber who does his very best to be the most British™ person ever while also finding thousands of exploits in games like Civilization V, Evil Genius and Stellaris.

Feel free to add your own shit in the comments, I’ve got pretty limited taste so the more people add the more stuff we’ll have to occupy folks during these coming weeks.

[schwermetallisch]

Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for another rough and hard rocking treasure coming from Dying Victims Productions: MIDAS was formed in Detroit, Michigan in the year 2018 which, by the way started on a Monday. Meghan joined the royals and a lunar eclipse also took place. The music of this four fellas is describable as a 70s fuelled Proto Metal influenced rough rocking trip for the whole leather clad family. Musically you can compare the foursome to bands like MANILLA ROAD and CIRITH UNGOL especially regarding the vocals of Joe Kupiec, the rhythm duo is responsible for the booty shake factor of the compositions and the six-string squad create the neat melodies that seal the deal. All in all a very nice piece of music. The rough and raspy vocals are the only thing that make it difficult for me to rate the overall better. This version of ‘Clash Of Steel’ is sound-wise weaker than the rest of the material, Kupiec’s voice sometime sounds brittle and not every tone hits like it should. The song material is classic but the delivery has a few weaknesses, don’t get me wrong: I think MIDAS is gonna assemble a fan base and make their way but the vocals are not my cup of tea. #schwermetallisch #reviews #picoftheday #nwothm #nwobhm #heavymetal #metal #rock #music #metalhead #hardrock #thrashmetal #guitar #metalmusic #metalband #rocknroll #metalheads #headbanger #powermetal #guitarist #concert #rockmusic #heavymetalmusic #speedmetal #livemusic #ironmaiden #doommetal #metallica #band #bandmerchlovers https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Q6wFkCz2-/?igshid=6w8x2e6tv0h2

[queennicoleinboots]

This Week, I Wanted to Destroy the Minds of MANkind

A/N: An anti-gay slur is present, alternate universe, adult diapers present, lots of PMS, hints of feminism (sorry, Joebear and Albear)

I was 30 feet tall in an alternate universe where all females were dominant. Unfortunately, we needed MEN to reproduce. My husbear was more than happy that men were necessary. He believed men were dominant. Haha not here, baebae. Maybe on Earth, but not here.

"I NEED PENIS!!!!" I yelled as I stomped on small huts. I then sounded like Godzilla.

"Holy Shit the world is ending!" Garfield said as he ran for dear life.

Kissy pounced on him and then started to roll on and kick his ass.

Duke the Ace of Dodging and Riley the Ace of Riddling ran the fuck out of this reality.

Joebear sighed.

Albear looked at me and said, "Here we go. More feminist bullshit. Been around it all my life. Mama Bear was a feminist. It's true. They revolve their whole world around feminism!"

Garfield purred and laid next to my foot after Kissy beat his ass.

Joebear laughed and said, "Garfield loves his mommy."

I picked up Garfield and put him in my palm. I pet him in my hand.

Garfield curled up in my palm and continued to purr.

"TINY CLASSIFIED ADS are the answer to PMS!" Joebear yelled. "So is listening to Tony Robbins and Robert T. Kyosaki!'

"Yep. We were told that in the 90s. More feminist bullshit," Albear said. "More seminar shit. Fell for it in the 90s. So done with it."

Garfield wagged his tail, walked around in my paw, and purred.

"Maybe women should get their own 1-900 numbers," Joebear said.

Colonel America laughed.

"Those are adult lines," Albear said.

There was another 30-foot-tall female. She looked exactly like me, except that her hair was only waist-length, and she was wearing a diaper. She was PMSing, too. And her diaper wasn't clean. I could smell blood and feces. She cried and sounded like Godzilla as well. Sigh. Another thing to deal with.

I took her to a private knook in the woods and tried to find a replacement diaper for her.

Joebear was on his computer and putting in codes to deal with trying to calm the environment in this reality.

I had yet another copy of me fighting Peter while laughing. Peter sounded like King Kong because he was 30 feet tall. Ha! I was as tall as Peter.

"What the fuck? I'm not tall anymore!" Peter yelled.

"This is a woman's world! Of course not!" my clone said as she laughed and kicked him in the shin.

Albear was calling 1-900 lines and handing the phones to angry women. Kissy attacked the main phone.

Lindsay was running around in a royal maroon princess dress and a large gold crown. "Carrington!!! Where are you?! It's almost Thanksgiving! Have you bought the turkey yet?!" she screamed.

"I'm on my way to the butcher now, Queen Lindsay!" Carrington said as he scurried off in a hurry.

"I bought several!" Joebear screamed as he launched $120 20-pound turkeys in the air. He was feeding Amazonian women from all over.

Meanwhile, I had removed my first clone's dirty diaper and watched that thing quickly get eaten by angry female cochroaches, beetles, flies, bees, dogs, Venus Flytraps, and worms. Some of the plastic had been swallowed by the Earth.

I then turned on a shower hose and sprayed her with it. I washed her hair with natural shampoo and started to wash her face.

"I hate to bother you, but I'm thirsty," she whined.

I sprayed water in her mouth.

"Does anyone want OJ?" Albear asked.

"Do you mean O.J. Simpson?" Colonel America asked as he rode Murphee the Ace of Munching in the woods. Murphee the Ace of Munching also started eating what was left in my clone's diaper.

Albear blinked. "Huh?"

O.J. Simpson appeared and yelled, "Wow! Naked women!"

Joebear showed up with a jug of orange juice, a carton of ice cream, and a bag of chips. He sat down and started eating.

"Damn you fat!" I screamed.

"Don't make fun of me, Bae! I haven't eaten all day. Do you understand what a maniac I feel like! I feel like Randy Savage right now!" Joebear screamed before he growled and continued to eat.

"Would anyone ELSE like any orange juice?!" Albear screamed.

"Yes, please!" my clone and I screamed.

Albear threw jugs of orange juice at us, and we drank.

"Thank you," I said as I continued to spray my clone's body.

"Yes, thank you," my clone said as she moved around to let me spray everywhere.

"You're welcome," Albear said before he took the empty jugs and left.

Joebear and Murphee the Ace of Munching were eating. Colonel America was laughing and drinking Sam Adam's Oktoberfest beer. O.J. Simpson was jacking off.

And I was giving my clone a bath and continually spraying her lady parts. Unfortunately, I had to shave her, too. I even spent extra time washing her butt.

I conditioned her hair with coconut oil and rinsed her off before I dried her with a hair dryer.

She was laughing, dancing, and enjoying herself as the hot air hit her body. Once I dried her completely, a large clean diaper fell out of the sky and hit me on the head.

I looked up and saw a plane full of female monkeys waving at me.

"Thank you," I called before wrapping the diaper around my clone's butt. She helped me adjust the tabs before hugging me and going about her day.

Kissy meowed loudly and grew into a 25-foot-long cat. Oreo suddenly grew to be 50 feet long. Both of them meowed loudly.

When Joebear was finished eating and talking to the cats, I went over and mauled him. Then, I kissed his face and belly. I licked the underside of his belly.

"Oh no! I gotta poop!" Joebear said as he hauled ass on all fours away to shit on a tree that was 40 feet away.

I laughed and found Murphee the Ace of Munching barking at my diapered clone. Colonel America was tapping her right shin with his Shield.

"SO BIG!" Joebear yelled.

I cracked up and sprayed water in his bear butt. He was laughing as he scrubbed his butt with a bar of soap.

"Bae! This is fucked up!" He said as he laughed and washed his bear genitals.

"It needs to be done, sexy beast!" I said as I hosed my bear off.

Kissy and Oreo waited for him and meowed loudly.

Joebear laughed and said, "You big bitches!" He then got on Kissy's back and rode away. Oreo laid down and meowed before she got up and searched for Albear.

"When you return, I want business!" I screamed.

My diapered clone then picked up Colonel America and Murphee and carried them around.

Peter and my other clone were still fighting and laughing.

Garfield climbed a tree and meowed at me before laying down on said tree and purring. I pet him. I was getting sleepy.

O.J. Simpson made monkey sounds as he was ejaculating all over the place.

I laid down and curled up near a tree.

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Joebear was singing "Disarm" by Smashing Pumpkins in my ear.

"I love this song, but I was asleep, Bae! Lay down," I said.

He laid down and sang "New Year's Day" by U2.

"Thank you, Bae. Much better," I said.

Colonel America yelled and started singing along. Murphee the Ace of Munching barked to the rhythm of the song. He then spoke, "Windows 10 may not be bad after all! Please, for the love of God, let Windows 10 be the savior for makind against PMSing women!!!"

Depeche Mode's "People are People" started playing in the background.

Joebear and Albear sang along loudly. I was playfully beating both of them to the beat of the song. Kissy was meowing to the beat of the song. I kissed Joebear and Albear rapidly on the cheeks. Joebear beat himself to the beat of the song. I chuckled.

My diapered clone also beat Albear and Joebear.

"Baes!!!" Albear and Joebear yelled.

My diapered clone and I were making Murloc sounds.

Colonel America laughed as he tried to control my diapered clone. Murphee the Ace of Munching started singing "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm.

Meanwhile, Peter screamed "OH YOU JUST WANTED TO BE A BITCH!" to my other clone.

"You're goddamn right I did! You're the one that told me to fuck off after I offered you peppermint coffee and suggested you not buy a faggotty ass Mac Computer. That shit is too retarded even for you!" she yelled.

"I had to! I was trying not to get your ass in EVEN MORE trouble. You're not the only fucking female who regularly exists in my house!" Peter yelled.

Metallica's "Enter Sandman" was playing in the background.

I was beating Joebear to the beat of the song. Joebear and Albear were singing the lyrics. Joebear drank a sip of salt water while Albear growled. Joebear coughed and screamed.

Kissy, Garfield, Gabby, Oreo, and Murphee the Ace of Munching headbanged. Murphee the Ace of Munching howled.

Colonel America laughed while my diapered clone put on a black robe and laid down to sleep.

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Garfield rubbed up against me while Joebear, Albear, Colonel America, Peter, and Murphee the Ace of Munching were imitating Smashing Pumpkins and playing "1979."

Joebear and Albear were born in 1979. Colonel America was 30 years old in 1979, and his life was just then starting to get unfucked. Peter was 15 years old in 1979, and females of all ages worshipped the ground he walked on. Murphee the Ace of Munching wasn't even thought of in 1979.

The diapered clone woke up from her nap. All three of my clones were sitting in angry chairs.

Joebear, Albear, Colonel America, Peter, and Murphee the Ace of Munching were now playing "Angry Chair" by Alice in Chains.

Pauno, my Greek God friend who looked like Dionysus, came out of the woods to listen to Albear, Peter, and Joebear screaming the lyrics.

"Lost my mind, yeah

Can't find it anywhere

Corporate prison, we stay

I'm a dull boy, work all day

So I'm strung out anyway

Loneliness is not a phase

Field of pain is where I graze

Serenity is far away

Saw my reflection and cried

So little hope that I died, oh

Feed me your lies, open wide

Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah

I don't mind, yeah

Lost my mind, yeah

Can't find it anywhere

I DON'T MIND!!!"

Murphee the Ace of Munching barked angrily. Colonel America was beating the drums with his Thor hammer.

Pauno then started singing "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins. The other five clowns started playing and singing along. Kissy was meowing along.

The three of us clones got out of our chairs and beat on Joebear, Colonel America, and Peter.

Oreo screamed at Albear and chased him around on the stage.

Meeka the Ace of Mayhem, a Chinook that was a mix of Australian and German shepherds, flew out of the woods and was barking straight at Murphee the Ace of Munching. She was barking to the rhythm of the song.

Murphee the Ace of Munching flew off the stage and barked repeatedly at Meeka the Ace of Mayhem. They were barking, growling, and fighting. They even pawed the ground to find a spot to lay on.

Pauno sang "Polly Wants A Cracker" by Nirvana. Peter, Joebear, Albear, and Colonel America were playing the song. Joebear and Albear was beating themselves to the song.

My clones and I made Murloc sounds to annoy the men. Men must be destroyed, lol.

Female dinosaurs were roaming the Earth and knocking over the male Giants before they started eating them.

My clones and I grabbed food from woods and farms and started feeding Joebear, Albear, Garfield, Colonel America, Peter, Murphee the Ace of Munching, Gabby, Pauno, and Fredbear. Fredbear was a random half-human half-black bear who joined in some festivities.

Joebear burped himself and playbeat me in appreciation.

[devils-gatemedia]

With The Dead Daisies playing a sold out show just up the road, the initial concern about tonight was that many people would have opted for some Daisies instead of some Wagons, but fear ye not, for tonight when Massive Wagons pulled up outside for the last night of their “We Love All Of Ya Faces” tour, they were met by a decent crowd. This is Wagons territory after all. After the crowd were warmed up by local support Stoneface (whose set included some belters like ‘Spitting Blood’ as well as a marriage proposal) it was up to the lovingly named Henry’s Funeral Shoe to preheat the oven for the headliners.

Henry’s Funeral Shoe, what an incredible name for a band by the way, are a duo that make the kind of noise that you would expect from a band with twice the band members. A duo, eh? Take off the Royal Blood tinted glasses for a moment, and you’ll discover duos like The Picturebooks for instance, a sweaty, blues based pair from Germany that should be way bigger than they are. Henry’s Funeral Shoe have more in common with The Picturebooks than Royal Blood, the only thing in common with the Brighton duo being the number of members in the band. This pair are Welsh, and brothers; guitarist/vocalist Aled Clifford and his younger brother Brennig on drums and percussion.

If you don’t like bottleneck guitar (and if not, why not?), these guys are probably not for you, as they feature a copious amount of bodacious bottleneck action. Holy shit! Does the elder Clifford know how to wring every emotion out of his instrument, or what? As for the younger Clifford, rarely will you see such an animated drummer, especially one so young. Did you ever see Si Atkinson when Black Spiders were still going? Then you will know what I’m talking ‘bout, Willis. A flurry of stick action, facial expressions and all round wizardry behind the kit, he is truly incredible to watch.

Heavy, blues based rock n’ roll is very much the order of the day. Not traditional plodding blues, but blues played with pace…and fury. Aled Clifford is all over the stage like Chuck Berry after a few lines of Billy Whizz, left leg stamping up and down so hard it’s almost like he is trying to shake off a randy pitbull. Maybe it’s the subconscious notion that a duo has to work harder to make an impression, but this pair put a shift in to make sure that people remember them. Not just musically, but with song titles like ‘Dog Scratched Ear’, ‘Empty Church’, and ‘Janice The Stripper’, they are hard to forget. Get Henry’s Funeral Shoe on your radar. They will not let you down.

When Massive Wagons were recently signed by Earache Records, a collective “Huzzah!” could be heard from rooftops, the length and breadth of this sceptered isle. If you had witnessed the band doing what they do in a live setting, you knew there was something special about them, and finally now it seems that others have realised that. Easily one of the most electrifying live bands on the UK live circuit, Massive Wagons (or plain old Wagons.. like Sabbath, Purple, Zeppelin, Skynyrd.. you get the picture) have also released a few belting albums, chock full of anthems to raise your glass to. Put them on that stage though, and I would not like to be the act that has to follow them.

Thankfully, tonight no-one has that problem as Massive Wagons are bringing their current headlining tour to a climax. What better way to kick off the set than their tribute to Rick Parfitt – ‘Back To The Stack’? Quo, Slade, Mott The Hoople; three classic British bands that knew a good tune when they heard one, and the Wagons are continuing that legacy. With Baz Mills (Carnforth’s answer to the Tazmanian Devil) up front, they have someone it’s impossible to take your eyes off. After the band have taken their positions, Mills literally flies onto the stage. Looking like a cross between John Bonham and Alex from ‘A Clockwork Orange’, he is everywhere. Attach a Fitbit to him, and I reckon he’s already lapped Glasgow by the end of the first song. His band mates must have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding his twirling microphone stand or his frantic windmilling… although there are times when his head almost connects with the headstock of rhythm guitarist Stevie Holl during some synchronised headbanging. Wagons are also one of the most visual bands around, without actually having any production behind them. Lead guitarist Adam Thistlethwaite favours the most visual of all guitars – the Flying V – and it makes quite a sight when he gets in line with Holl to get down and get with it. He can play it as well, it’s not just for show, some lovely riffage from the big fella. Brother Alex is battering his drums so hard that they are falling over, and the poor roadie is certainly earning his crust tonight. Bringing the rumbling low end is the big man on the bass Bowz Bouskill. Five different entities, but put together they make a formidable team.

The set is full of bangers from the Massive Wagons catalogue. ‘The Day We Fell’ has everyone hoisting their mainsails, ‘Ratio’ has everyone bouncing, and ‘Shit Sweat Death’ has everyone headbanging, as Alex Thistlethwaite unleashes his inner Philthy Animal Taylor on a beauty of a song with a sublime tempo change. ‘Fight The System’ is the one to get everyone clapping along during the stomping intro, and the chorus is ready made for shouting at the top of your lungs. Mills is loving it. He’s spitting each word out as he stamps furiously on the monitors at the front.

New album, their first for Earache, ‘Full Nelson’ is due in August and the crowd are treated to a few new ones. ‘Under No Illusion’ is the current single, and judging by the reaction, a fair few have downloaded it already. ‘China Plates’ is another new one which ticks all the Massive Wagons boxes and leaves you counting down the months until August. The run in has three of the best examples of British rock from a “new” band that you are as likely to hear… period. ‘Red Dress’ followed by ‘Tokyo’ and ‘Fee Fi Fo Fum’; three moments that are as contagious as eating in a Salisbury pizzeria (I waited over a month to use that one, UN regulations dictate that a month wait is fine and dandy). There are towering choruses and hooks a plenty, so much so that I was still singing ‘Fee Fi Fo Fum’ when I stopped at the corner shop for some Wagon Wheels the following day.

Massive Wagons are greatly respected, not just from fans, but also from their peers. Talk to any other band from the “New Wave Of British Classic Rock” and they will all name check Wagons as a band that they want to succeed. Like I said earlier, when they got signed to Earache a loud cheer went up. Get on board with Massive Wagons, pre-order the new album, and let’s get the bugger charted, yeah!

Massive Wagons are back on the road for selected dates from May onward, including Bon Fest, Wildfire Festival (headlining no less!) and The Rock & Blues Custom Festival. More information here.

Review: Dave S

Images: Dave J

  Live Review: Massive Wagons – Cathouse, Glasgow With The Dead Daisies playing a sold out show just up the road, the initial concern about tonight was that many people would have opted for some Daisies instead of some Wagons, but fear ye not, for tonight when Massive Wagons pulled up outside for the last night of their “We Love All Of Ya Faces” tour, they were met by a decent crowd.

[miketendo-64]

[EXPlay] Headbangers: Rhythm Royale | Nintendo Switch

Feel the Rhythm, Feel the Rhyme, Get on Up. It's Pidgeon Time! @jonathanober ruffles his feathers (in a good way) in his latest Explain & Play review for #HeadbangersRhythmRoyale on #NintendoSwitch

Welcome to EXPlay, (Explain & Play) the review series where we care not for scores but tell it how it is when it comes to every game we get our hands on, whilst also taking the time to include some lengthy gameplay, to give you the reader, the chance to shape your own impressions and views whilst watching and reading. In this explanatory review, we’re covering Headbangers: Rhythm Royale by…

[classicdaisycalico]

These fucking pigeons are making me laugh way too much