#he's too much of a girlfailure to let himself be akumatized let's be real

[wisteriasymphony]

i know i might be breaking like, fandom customs by putting TWEOS! Adrien into the most Chat Blanc of Chat Blanc situations and then refusing to Chat Blancify him. sorry, it's a condition.

...but like, hopefully over 47 chapters now, i've been able to convince you guys that his first resort would ABSOLUTELY be drowning out his fucking feelings with alcohol and wallowing in his own misery. your adrien is out there destroying the moon, MINE is crying in his bathtub with half a bottle of Grenache wondering if it'd be sexier to set himself on fire or stab himself to death.