#he's such a mess

[allastoredeer]

TBH I love the fact that Hazbin Hotel's take on Lucifer isn't the traditionally evil King of Hell and that the crew decided to focus more on the fact that he began his existence as an angel. Buuuut I also really love when writers take into account that he isn't (and never was) human and it shows in his behavior. It's an interesting contrast from Alastor who seems to try to make himself inhuman, but can never really disconnect himself from his humanity.

Same here. I like Lucifer being this absolute mess of an immortal being who's still feeling the affects of the being cast out from Heaven. It feels like he still carries himself as an angel, in some way, but he's obviously been changed since falling to Hell (given he HAS a demonic form), and its a lot more interesting than him just being the big bad king of Hell who's unabashedly evil.

I also really like you're note about Alastor trying to appear inhuman, but is unable to get rid of his humanity. That is 😙👌 de-fucking-licious. I am a sucker for fics that lean into Alastor's humanity.

[oopkae]

I love that we are saying that q!fit has no rizz. THIS MAN LITERALLY PULLED THE PRIETTIEST CUBITO WDM

[shadypoliticianfromplanetvulcan]

Mulder, when Scully doesn't believe in his theories: Scully, after all you've seen? How come?

Also Mulder, when Scully tells him about something she's seen and believes: well it probably can be explained rationally....

[lgcmjun]

► NOW LOADING...

LGCU STUDENT PROFILES

NAME: KANG MINJUN

YEAR: SECOND

MAJOR: COMMUNICATION

SUBJECTS RANKING:

INTERPERSONAL COMMUNICATIONS

PEOPLES, CULTURES, ENVIRONMENTS

WRITING FOR MASS MEDIA

PHOTOGRAPHY I

ART OF PROBLEM SOLVING

FACTS:

in this verse, student minjun just complains a lot about everything. communication was never meant to be his major but doing what his parents want (they’re both known journalists in this verse), is the only way he can get what he wants. so he lives a double life being the perfect son for them but a menace to everyone else.

hates sports to the max, but because he surprisingly has some kick-ass writing skills, he’s always hired by the university’s journal to cover most of the sports games that happen on campus. his awful reviews whenever someone loses turned him into a #1 bully target (but people actually think twice when they realize minjun is tall and strong)

he would love to become a dancer and even tried to convince his parents to change his major but his parents threatened to disown him, so after he agreed to never talk about that again, they bought him a new car. but since student minjun is pretty different from family minjun, he befriends people from the dancing department and is often seen training with them, whenever he can.

EXTRAS:

he is a photography enthusiast and captured a lot through his lenses, especially moments he shouldn’t have. no, he’s not a paparazzi nor will he ever use those pictures against people, but he strongly believes people should be more discreet when they’re doing the forbidden.

likes to write BL scripts in his free time and most of his characters are students from lgcu that he gave nicknames. they are always based on the stuff he witnesses on campus and only a few of his closest friends know about it.

is surprisingly popular with girls (and boys) despite being a grumpy old guy in a boy’s body. he won’t say no to fun times, especially if it involves clubbing and dancing (he probably won’t remember you the next morning if he drinks too much)

has a secret crush he won’t ever tell, no matter how some of his friends threaten him. he wishes to invite them to prom but surprisingly he’s insecure about it.

[confused-stars]

what is a wizard other than a miserable little pile of breakdowns and books wrapped in a fancy robe

[svndowning]

“i know we agreed to end things and i don’t have much of a say in your life anymore, but i can’t stand seeing you bring home a new fuck buddy each night.” / closed starter for @strongxsurvivors

[dalishthunder]

The way you write Nebarra’s thought process is so intriguing. Like the way he connects caring with the death of Camia, with losing people and the devastation that follows. I love the way he tries to wrestle for any sort of control over how he feels, to the point where he’s practically peeling himself piece-by-piece trying to wrestle with how he really feels under all that denial.

And also the parallel of him watching both Camia and the Dragonborn (almost) die in a single moment?? The tenderness and eroticism of a sword fight where neither party wants to kill but they’re really damn good at it, so it’s akin to a scrabbling dance?? Good fucking soup. I love this mess of a mer, you write so well.

!!!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Thank you so much!!!! Yes! Like, his radiant dialogue in game shows that like... yeah he's a crass asshole, but also He cares so, so much!

Like when he talks about his brother, how he wonders how much of the money he sends home actually makes it there, how he was writing a letter to Camia's parents, how he talks about making sure another war like the great war never happens again. And even after you stop him, he still chooses to not only save you, but also still actively wants to travel with you. And you ain't even gotta pay him to do it!!!!! Like he acts like he doesn't care, but so much of what he does is influenced by the fact that he does.

Like maybe I'm reading too much into shit, bc I have been known to do that. I am the chronic overthinker, and I love getting into characters' heads and picking them apart and seeing what makes them tick.

Also fight scenes... hot... hhhhhhhhh I really enjoyed writing it and I'm so glad people enjoyed reading it!!!!

[beloved-daydreams]

Cardan must've been so torn, on one side he wants her to think of him as strong and ruthless, on the other he doesn’t want her to seriously get hurt. And so he tries to find the MOST round-about ways to be nice and helpful to not break character.

Cardan as a character during The Cruel Prince is a conundrum. Despite all his bullying of Jude, he still manages to take care of her.

After throwing her in the river, he remains there so the nixies don’t get to her.

He stops serial-killer-in-the-making Valerian from making her choke on fairy fruit even though he still mocks her.

He pricks her finger so that the salt in her blood breaks the spell from the faery fruit, making sure she has her wits about her when Locke takes her away on his own. That way she’s in control and he can’t take advantage of her.

For the coronation he sends her a dress suited for a princess so that she won’t be outdone by Taryn.

He interrupts Locke’s game at the coronation with the words “Time to change partners. Oh, did I steal your line?” Knowing how clever Jude is, giving her a chance to figure out Locke’s intentions.

[roz-ani]

IS THIS YAOI DOOMED ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS THIS WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANTED?! 😭

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[otto-doctavius]

domesticated animal

[freakrenaissance]

My baby

his big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me

[zot3-flopped]

Trashlinson is literally drinking vodka red bull throughout every show from that red cup. Aren't his fans worried?

They try to convince each other that it's 'sweet tea' 🤣

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF

[zorangezest]

switcheroo

part two

[freakrenaissance]

I'm in such a dieter mood! I love how cheeky & chaotic he is in this! Time to tear through this glorious masterlist again 😌

I need to at least throw something together to welcome Dieter.

Dieter Bravo x you.

Smut, language.

Wardrobe

Series masterlist

"So, I'm here about my outfit for the next scene." Dieter waltzes into your department, launching into conversation, fingers trailing along the material hanging on the rails lining the walls.

"What about it?" you ask, slightly bristling at his presence.

"I feel like my character needs, like another layer to him. On the surface he's this hero beast slayer. Obviously, he's had a tragic childhood." He moves closer playing with the jewellery on your table.

"Is that mentioned in the script?" You cock an eyebrow at him.

"Fucks knows, I only read like half of it."

"Only half? Did you like it that much?"

"I liked it enough to not hate doing it to get out of trouble with the IRS." He's forthright as he tosses and catches a heavy bangle with ease in his large hands.

Starting to feel a headache building you try to get him back on track. "So, your wardrobe?"

"Yeah. I was thinking he could do with a secret. Maybe a naughty one." He emphasised the word naughty with shake of his ass as he lent over to playing with the accessories.

"Maybe he could prefer to wear more traditionally feminine underwear. Like a black lace thong?"

You were really not in the mood for this game. "I have nothing like that for you."

"Sure you do." He dropped his chin looking over the top of his sunglasses. He knew full well you did since he shoved them in your mouth this morning while he fucked you over the props table in wardrobe. Gripping your neck hard while whispering for you to stay fucking quiet. When he was done he made you put them straight back on. "My dirty little whore. Drooling all over her panties because of how good this dick makes her feel then putting them back on to catch my cum leaking out of her."

While you were reliving this morning, he had perched himself on the edge of the table, feather boa wrapped around his neck.

"Come on, take them off for me. I'll make it worth your while." The last part came out in a sing song as he swung the boa around.

It was definitely a tempting offer but you thought better of it. "I have to meet with the director in ten minutes."

"So what? He won't say shit. He knows this movie needs me." He got close than he had since he came into the room, his broad chest crowding you in the corner "And I need you to keep me sane in this place."

That feeling was mutual, Dieter was...a lot. They all were. Compared to the others at least he was hot and could make your legs shake and your back arch under his touch.

"Fine." You huffed pushing your panties off your hips, letting them drop to your ankles before stepping one foot out and raising the other to him with the thong dangling from it. "Here."

He bent to catch them as soon as he got low enough he surged forward, lifting your skirt with his head. "Di!" you exclaimed, falling back onto a unit of shoes.

The cool metal of his earing pressed into your thigh as pushed his tongue inside of you. You had yet to work out if he was being dramatic or just really enjoyed eating you out as he moaned deeply, pressing his carved profile against you as he licked at every inch of delicate flesh he could. By the time he pulled back to suck on you clit you were gone, whole body shaking in ecstasy, he stayed between your legs long enough to run his tongue slowly up your slit to savour you release before getting up to leave.

After a moment you got yourself together. Smoothing your skirt down over your thighs, now covered in eyeliner and the make up they stupidly insisted on filling his beard in with. "Is that it? Don't you want to...get off?"

"Am good, being all pent up will add a great energy to my performance. I got everything I need. You're so good at your job." He tossed over his shoulder as he left.

Pushing down your slight self loathing, you took a moment to bask in the glow of your orgasm. If you were stuck here you might as well enjoy it. Closing your eyes, you took a deep breath, enjoying the endorphins coursing through you. Until your eyes snapped open to confirm your thoughts. That bastard stole your panties.