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Calle as the yellow bird in the Norwegian dub of Angry Birds (2016)
#calle#calle hellevang-larsen#he's such a good fit for Chuck#I can't believe Josh Gad was the OG voice actor#if I had a nickel for every time Calle voiced a yellow bird in a norwegian dub I would have 2 nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice#Youtube
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for writing game, iwaizumi + assistance <3
hope this sparks some inspo and thank you in advancee
hi there!! thanks for sending in a prompt đ«¶
contains: friends to lovers (ish), halloween parties, reader is dressed as catwoman, expletives, iwaizumi is thiiiiis đ€ close to murdering seijoh4 (jk)
iwaizumi + assistance
this is a set-up.
iwaizumi knows he shouldn't have fucking believed anything the boys "promised" him back when they assigned him this costume.
the suit is fucking tight, spandex digging into his groins and all other crevices that definitely should be aired out after after a few hours. he's had to constantly readjust his stance almost every few minutes, the black fabric compressing his thighs and torso, significantly constricting the range of motion his shoulders and arms are typically used to. if anything else, it could double up as a back brace from how rigidly straight it's kept his posture all night.
he'll give it to makki though; he did outdo himself sourcing this year's costumesâthis batman set looks pretty damn legit.
except for one tiny problem.
there's no fucking pee hole. it's a zip-up, zip-down one-piece situation. and that normally wouldn't be a problem, except that oikawa "accidentally" knocked over a cocktail straight into his pants, the sickeningly sweet liquid now seeping straight into the fabric and past his boxersâcold and sticky as it touches his skin.
and so, the problem: his pants are wet, it makes him want to fucking pee, and coincidentally, the only vacant bathroom is across the hall, at your apartment.
this is why he believes this is a set up. that, and the fact that you're dressed in an outfit strikingly similarâjust with cat ears.
he's been asked five times in this party if you're in matching couple outfits.
it catches him off guard, flusters him because of how badly he wants to say yes. but, you're just friends, and he doesn't even think you like him that way (despite mattsun and oikawa practically begging him to confess. makki tells him he thinks you're going to do it first).
so he politely smiles and says no, but you look good, your costume clinging to you in all the right places. thank fucking god he has a cape because he's pretty sure he spent the first 30 minutes in the party hiding his boner.
"hajime, it's fine, i swear," you stand beside him in front of the conveniently locked bathroom in oikawa's apartment. from the other side of the door, he's pretty sure he hears mattsun and his girlfriend mumbling. maybe fucking? who knows. "you can just use the bathroom in my apartment."
he glances at you before closing his eyes, contemplating, before finally agreeing to you.
"okay."
if he's being honest with himself, friends is definitely an incomplete label to what you are. as oikawa's neighbor, you are conveniently around all the time; and oikawa being oikawa, the ever-social butterfly, he's somehow managed to carve a space for you in the friend group.
(never mind the fact that oikawa's sniffed him out from the moment he first introduced you.)
you were a crush, then a friend, and now you're someone he picks up from work and drives back home three times a week, because he "has to train oikawa." you don't question it, even when you both know he stays over for dinner way past the gym's open hours.
"you know where it is," you open your apartment and urge him in.
"sorry again," he turns to face you.
"yeah, yeah, just pee!" you laugh, shoving him towards the bathroom door.
getting out of the suit is manageable, and he's able to wipe off a bit of the cocktail that's leaked to the suit and his boxers just to make sure it isn't gross and sticky when he gets home later. peeing is a big relief once he gets it over with, but it's when he has to suit up again that things become difficult.
stretching out the spandex one body part at a time is a workout in itselfâthe hardest task being when he has to pull it over his shoulders, adjusting it to fit properly over his arms and chest.
but then the zipper breaks.
and he truly thinks makki has fucked him over.
iwaizumi contemplates what to do next for a good, good while. he tries calling oikawa, only to no success every time; no way in hell is he calling mattsun in the middle of having sex. and calling makki isn't even an option; he'd never hear the end of it.
then you knock on the door, your voice soft and concerned as you ask, "hajime? you good in there?" you hit it spot on, too, "do you need help with your suit?"
iwaizumi presses his palms to his eyes. he's a rational man, straightforward and logical in thinking. there is literally no other option for him right now but to ask help from you. again.
fuck.
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it's 30 minutes later when oikawa barges in your door, and the sight that greets him is iwaizumi in nothing but a hoodie (the hoodie you borrowed some time ago) and his boxers, with his hands on your waist as you hover your hairdryer over the crotch of his batman costumeâcat headpiece off and all.
"you finally got together?!"
#iwaizumi x reader#hq!! x reader#shotorus.workbook#omg i hope u enjoyed this!! i had fun thinking it up ehehe and writing it#in my mind this is set in the same universe as the halloween one i did for mattsunâactually its the same party HABFHBSF#some stuff about the fic: iwaizumi is hot in that costume i spared the details bc i was going to combust MYSELF#but it clings to his muscles REAAAAAAL good and there's really not a lot of padding in the costume itself#bc makki believes in iwaizumi's anatomy enough to deliver#what happened in between iwaizumi asking for help and oikawa barging in??? we may never know đ€·ââïž kidding !#i just didnt write it in bc it would be too long but#if anyone is curious maybe i'll write it as a separate thing!#other stuff abt the fic: reader became good friends with oikawa first bc neighbors but then oikawa admittedly wanted to play matchmaker#so he invited reader a ton to their group things so he could introduce em to iwaizumi HAHA and iwaizumi crushed hard#they become close pretty quickly too hence why reader calls him hajime HAHAH and they hang out even outside of the group#theres definitely something like they text a lot and stuff but neither of them are sure of how the other feels so they arent admitting#reader has borrowed a hoodie from him tho#(aka the one he's wearing in the blurb bc it's the only article of clothing that fits him in reader's apt)#also they figured they'd just kill time by drying iwaizumi's costume bc for sure they couldn't chuck it in the dryer so the next best thing#was to just use a dryer and spot dry it#makki did source most of the costumes! except mattsun's and his gf's#uhhh they go back to the party afterwards but reader literally had to makeshift lock iwaizumi's costume with safety pins HAHA#i guess his muscles just be too popping đ€·ââïž#fvntybomb#ask#rep#ask game answered
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@sexychuckiet Chubby Slender Man
#AEWWrestleDream
#GOD he looks so good I love this suit on him#I hope he understands he looks so good he sent several people into a conniption fit tonight#he needs to grasp that he is unironically sexy chuckie t#AEW#Chuck Taylor
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just skipped to the miss power special so I could understand a lot better what people were talking about⊠let me tell you lives were CHANGED.
#THE TWO BRAINS MOMENTS WERE SOO GOOD#I love how he was done w her shit since moment one#that attitude is ALLL stevens#tb only broke down the moment that cheese was mentioned#but that was probably squeaky getting desperate#his scene were SO STEVEN CODED#heâs literally trying to lecture wg im not okâŠâŠâŠâŠ#THE MENTOR IS STILL INSIDE OF HIM#sorry for rambling abt my blorbo so much#CHUCK IS A FRICKING RESELLER I GASPED WHEN HE SAID THAT#I almost cried when wg exploded at him TT#Tobeys look when heâs getting insulted by wg :(((( his dreams were shattered right there and then#AND THE BUTCHER MAN HIS REACTION MADE MY HEART HURT#miss power only insulting the most thoughtful villians is just sooâŠâŠ.. :((((#also wg in her villain era letâs go#im not saying the villians deserved itâŠ. buuuuut#im glad she got to seriously snap at least ONCE#lastly SALLY??? TEAMING UP W THE VILLAINS?????#THAT WAS SO COOL#the im here to trade wife for all this stuff. I mean trade all this stuff for my wife.. I am very nervousâŠ..#THAT BIT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD#ok back to two brains#I was pausing every single time he appeared on screen#his reactions were INMACULATE#I love thinking that in the prison cell he was genuinely disappointed in wg#the look he gives when mentioning her made me so sad :(((#and this fits so well into one of my headcanons that I donât have time to explain#THE LOOKS OF PURE HATRED AND CONFUSION HE GIVES TO MISS POWER⊠ok I ran out of tags I talked too much#wordgirl#ramble
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got a new kitten and heâs straight up the noisiest baby in the fucking world i love him so much but i got three hours of sleep last night and then accidentally woke him up while trying to get a drink and he has not gone back to sleep since
#i must preface that i did not wake him up by being loud#i woke him up by Not Being There#i need to watch him eat and drink and piss otherwise he chucks a fit and if i leave my room to get food he CRIES NONSTOP#hopefully after i introduce him to the other cats snd they start getting along itll be easier but good lord#soda.txt
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well thatâs disappointing.
#meg we didn't care about harry he's a guy they all look the same#we wanted you in a tiara and a great fit (though probably won't be seeing many if any tiaras -- it's getting hard to follow that story)#people being snarky about this guys she isn't doing anything to you just leave her be for christ sake#not to be a conspiracy nut but i feel like people's bad vibes towards meg is a good part of the reason she's staying in la#like from experience when you go to a place and have a really dark episode of your life there you do want to avoid it like the plague#but also yeah if their friends and most fam are in la and it's archie's bday why wouldn't she just stay home and do that#obviously her child's bday is more important to her than chuck's promotion party (not that i am not ridiculously excited about it)#meghan markle#coronation 2023#british royals
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Who's the bad guy Jack and Dean Jr are fighting
Alastair â„ïž
#bet you thought it'd say chuck or azazel huh#spn sequel ideas#bad parent sam agenda#but alistair is a better historical connection#plus the opportunity to name drop what he did to dean the first in hell or his OG fight with castiel and the hell rescue#also sam originally killed him with psychic powers so it could tempt him to want to do it again to save his son which is evil and good â„ïž#alistair technically kicked off the first apocalypse it's only fitting#if we needed another chuck figure i pick chemosh
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Ma'am please i beg, something about a war hero virgin monster of any kind letting loose all his pent up desire on brothel madame reader... maybe stealing her away (or inviting all his comrades to join in hehe)
Hi anon! It turned a lot more sweet than expected, but I think it's pretty great. Hope you like it! <3
Orc x fem!reader
You tried to fuck him so many times before, he always came into the brothel and talked with you, but was never interested in your advances. Until one day, when he was drunk, he confessed he was a virgin and didnât want to disappoint you being mediocre at it. You chuckled and he never talked about it again. Thatâs why it surprised you so much when before going to war, he promised you heâd be back for you. He would win and bring a victory to the clan, and then youâd be his price.
You knew you wanted him, you knew his promise would be what would make you pain and anguish until he came back, anticipation and dread filling you every day that passed and he didnât appear. It was an insufferable torture to wait for him, to be there and direct everything, one eye always on the door to see if he crossed. One of your girls always at the door in case news arrived from the fort and he was dead. You pained, and waitedâŠ
And then a loud crash sounded in the main bar as you were doing some paperwork. You heard your nae being called so loud the walls vibrated with the force of it. It was all it took for you to know.
He was home. He won and he was there to conquer his price. He was there to conquer⊠you.
You exited your office at the same time he came barreling to get you. When he approached and threw you over his shoulder you barely made a sound, already prepared to give your everything to him. He carried you away between the whistles and excited rumble of all your girls and patrons. You wanted to chuckle, but the anticipation and pent up sexual desire was driving you insane, stopping you mustering any kind of sound.
He took you to his cabin at the edge of the town, not too far away from your brothel. He kicked the door open and walked right to his bedroom, he threw you over it and ordered you to strip. You did it without arguing, you were as ready for it as he was. He ripped off his clothes, his eyes never leaving your body. The moment his erection sprung free you had to swallow a moan. He was so big. Way too big. You didnât even know if he could fit inside, but you were nothing but an overachiever.
He looked at you for a long moment, but before you could say anything, he was over you, too eager and inexperienced, but his excitement covered for it. He kissed your breasts, your abdomen, and when he arrived to your pussy, you grabbed his hair hard and he stopped. You told him softly that you knew, and watched how his green face got darker because of his embarrassment. You smiled at him and told him to go slow, to enjoy it as he would of a nice dessert. And good goddess he did. He ate you out with abandon, not fine caress, not really any technique behind it, but he was so good, his tusks around your labia and your clit being sucked and licked. It was a low burn that turned you into a mess of babbling groans and moans.
He didnât last long, though. Soon after, way before you were ready, he was covering your body and trying to fit inside. You shushed him and pushed him onto his back, attacking his mouth as you rubbed your dripping pussy over his huge green dick. He moaned, and you felt more of his precum making a mess out of both of you. It was exhilarating to have such a big monster under you, so desperate to get inside of you. It was like anything youâve ever felt before.
You got his tip inside and felt how he shoot inside your pussy, way too soon, getting embarrassed by his eagerness. You chucked and assured him it was normal for a virgin to spill in the first moments. But he was still hard, so you continued even though he kept begging and saying it was too much. But he didnât stop you. You lowered your hips until they were flushed against his pelvis, rolling them and crying out because of how good it felt. He came again, but didnât go soft. You rode him like a savage, but it was still not enough, and soon after he was turning you and pushing you onto the mattress, fucking you like a piston as you moaned his name. You came three times, and he flooded you with his cum, kissing you at the same time, claiming you completely.
He claimed you. He claimed his prize.
#orc#orc x reader#orc x human#orc x you#monster#monster fucker#monster imagine#monster x human#teratophillia#monster x reader#monster boyfriend#terato#monster love#monster fuqqer#monster kink#monster lover#monster romance#monster smut#monster x you#monsterfucker#monsterfucking nsft#request#txt#txt request
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Special Level: "DPăŒONE HOLE" for Kinktober.
âĄPHASE 2: gojo & dazai x afab! reader. *nsfw audioâŹâŹ*
Synopsis: sandwiched between dazai and gojo, you didn't see it coming when they proposed to share a single hole.
Warnings: Ćsfw, mdni, smĆłt with plot, double penetration, size kink, mild degrading kink, voyeurism, reader has a female anatomy, orgasm control, oral sex, rough sex, praise kink, mild psychological manipulation, masturbation, ovulation, pet names used: angel, sweetheart...etc.
Word count & a/n: 3.9k, okay this took me 3 days to write no joke- a special thank you and a kiss to my sweet bbg rem @remlionheart for helping me out to finalise this part, i don't know what i would've done without her xx.
READ: PHASE 1: geto & chuuya x afab! reader.
âno way... itâs not gonna fit!â you exclaim, wide-eyed as you take in the two men standing before you, both packing unbelievably huge cocks.
âoh, weâll make it fit,â the brunet purrs with a sick smirk curling into his lips. are they serious? you nearly passed out last time when it was with geto and chuuyaâand that wasnât even in the same hole.
you shift slightly, feeling a twinge of nervous excitement as they exchange a deranged knowing look. no way they're actually about to try thisâdouble penetration in one hole?
you canât help but wonder how you ended up in this situation. uh, well, you need to rewind a few hoursâŠ
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âyouâre going to miss the after-party if you donât hurry up!â suguruâs voice comes from the other side of the opulent hotel suite door. he stands there sighing and rolling his eyes as he adjusts his tailored dark grey suit that complements your dress perfectly.
âi know!â you bite back, desperately fumbling with the zipper on your dress. the more you pulled, the more it seemed determined to stick in place. well, you didn't expect less from a sleek, form-fitting black dress that falls to just above the knee with a deep v-neck and a backless design.
you huff in frustration feeling your face heat up. why was it always so much more complicated when it was your turn to shine? you could practically hear the chatter of geto and chuuya outside, and yet here you were, trapped in a battle with a stubborn zipper for the second time
the door cracks open, and geto pokes his head in with a pitiful smirk already forming. behind him stands chuuya, eyeing you with a raised eyebrow. given that heâs a good head shorter, he practically has to lean up to get a look around geto's shoulder.
âneed help?â geto asks, not even trying to hide the amusement in his voice. classic.
âoh, totally fine! just a⊠minor uh..malfunction,â you lie, completely ignoring the way your hands are still locked in a losing tug-of-war with the dress. they don't need to know how close you were to waving a white flag.
geto tilts his head, obviously not convinced, but before he can offer again, a crewmember flags them down from the hallway, urgently needing both of them. geto sighs looking a bit hesitant as theyâre called away, and you can hear chuuya muttering something about ânever a damn break.â
âokay, but shout if you need someone to rescue you,â geto calls chucking over his shoulder as they head off.
you nod, giving an overly enthusiastic thumbs-up while praying the dress will cooperate. once theyâre gone, you turn back to the mirror, wrestling with the zipper once more and muttering in frustration. just as youâre about to give up, a pair of warm hands appear on your back, gently tugging the zipper up with ease.
âthank god youâre here,â you sigh in relief, not even bothering to check whoâs behind you, assuming itâs someone from wardrobe.
âi was just about to say the same thing,â comes a voice, too close, and way too amused.
you freeze...oh no, that voice!
âg-gojo!â you falter, finally twisting around to see his saccharine shitty grin.
âi... um... thanks? but i didnât know i was getting a personal stylist??â you reply, pink hue colouring your already flustered face.
âwell, I do charge by the hour.â he says, raising an eyebrow with that all-too-smug grin.
is he serious right now?
you roll your eyes but canât hide your smile. âyeah? iâll make sure you work for every cent.â
âhere you go! all zipped up and ready to go.â he pats your shoulders gently.
as you check yourself in the mirror, you hear gojo muttering under his breath, ânow, where the hell is my bag of bandages?â
needless to say that the suicidal freak is trying to negotiate his way onto the rooftop by slipping a hotel staff member a crisp 100 yen bill. âjust let me through, and I wonât mention how youâre the staff's designated crack dealer, alright?â
with that, he strides confidently down the corridor, only to collide with chuuya, whoâs leaning against the wall with his arms crossed chatting with geto with a sceptical expression on his face.
âwho the hell let you back here?â the redhead barks, glaring at dazai not bothering to hide his frustration.
âuh who the hell let you wear that outfit?â the brunet retorts, taking in chuuya's ensemble, a sharp tuxedo that is a true work of art, complete with a black satin lapel that gleams in the light. beneath it lies a deep crimson shirt, and of course, no look is complete without his stylish new fedora, adding the perfect finishing touches. âdid you lose a bet? now, shut up, iâm looking for someone.â
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once youâre finally ready, you and the four hotties head up to the hotel rooftop for the after-party. the view of the city skyline is breathtaking, with all the lights twinkling like stars against the night sky. needless to say that the vibe up there is so lively, you can practically feel the energy bustling around you. everyone's laughing, chatting, and the clinking of glasses fills your ears with the upbeat music that makes you want to dance.
you spot some of the cast, all dressed to the nines, mingling and celebrating the movie premiere like it was the best night of their lives. itâs hard not to feel a little caught up in the excitement yourself.
as the night goes on, youâre hanging back in a quieter corner of the rooftop, drink in hand, watching gojo and dazai do their usual routine, with the white-haired freak launching into his jujutsu tales about being the âstrongest sorcerer in historyâ to anyone whoâll lend an ear. heâs practically flexing at this point, not that anyone asked about his sorcery skillsâbut that doesnât seem to stop him.
as for dazai, well, he's in his own world of smooth-talking, tossing just the right lines to make every woman he chats with laugh like he's the funniest guy in the room, nodding along to gojoâs wild stories as if heâs actually been there, backing him up with just enough charm and sly touches on the arm or shoulder to keep his female audience wrapped around his finger.
it goes without saying, that geto and chuuya are just standing there, looking like theyâre about five seconds from yanking them by the collars and dragging them away.
âkeep them in check,â you hear the redhead mutter to suguru, who rolls his eyes in agreement.
âhey, do you wanna get a drink?â the brunet suddenly suggests, sidling up to you with a playful glint in his eyes, and as usual, gojo is right beside him, grinning like a cat who just caught a mouse.
âoh, i-i donât think i should,â you hadnât planned to drink tonight, especially since you were ovulating and wanted to stay clear-headed. but the glimmer of pleading in their eyes makes it hard to resist.
âoh, câmonnn! just one drink?â gojo pleads, leaning closer and brushing his fingertips on yours. âitâll be fun.â
with a sigh, you relent, knowing they wonât let it go easily. âfinnne, just one.â
oh, agreeing to this was a crucial mistakeânot because you're getting drunk, but because you're literally a giggling mess, flirting right back with them more than usual. with the increase in estrogen, making your skin feel more sensitive, and you canât help but notice how the fabric hugs your curves perfectly, leaving you feeling uncharacteristically sexy. every playful touch and cheeky comment from the two men sends your heart racing, as if itâs the first time anyone has ever admired you like this.
you finish your glass, you can feel the heat creeping up your cheeks, the effects of the alcohol hitting you faster than you expected. the two men's playful banter becomes way more extreme, you find their hands roaming your body in tandem, too shamelessly.
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the brunet brat chuckles lowly snapping you out of your thoughts as he leans in closer until his long slender fingers slide between your slick folds, parting them as he plunges two digits deep into your sweet soaked hole. âoh, see? pretty sure it will fit,â he coos, spreading his fingers inside you just enough to draw another desperate moan from your throat. âyouâre already making it easier with how wet you are.â
your back arches againts your will as your head lolls back, mouth falling open in delight. and you can clearly hear your pulse racing in your chest as he keeps his fingers inside you, curling and spreading them while keeping his gaze fixed on your pouty face.
âjust relax, yeah?â dazai whispers, pressing his palm against your chest to guide you back onto the soft, white blanket, relaxing your tensed body.
to the side, gojo leans back into the leather couch across the room, his own gaze heavy-lidded with arousal as he strokes his cock in long, slow, lewd motions, eyes completely locked on the way you writhe beneath dazai's touch. the six eyes man whore is absolutely shameless, letting every inch of his thick length slide through his hand as he watches you with a smug grin spreading across his face. âfuck yeah, look at you,â his voice drops an octave.âalready fucked out, and we havenât even fucked you yet.â
your gaze flickers to gojo, watching as he tightens his grip around his deliciously lengthy cock, hand moving in slow, teasing strokes, you bite back a whimper and tugging at the brunet's sleeve as some sort of a plea. as soon as the sorcerer catches your stare, he chuckles darkly picking up the pace and rubbing his seed-soaked tip with his thumb, little blue-tinted veins running up and down his cock, a shade dangerously close to his own hungry eyes.
you should be ashamed of how much your mouth starts to water, saliva pooling and connecting the roof of your mouth to the pad of your tongue.
âgetting all wet just from my fingers?⊠how are you gonna handle both of us?â his fingers continue their sedulous rhythm as he stretches you open, a rushing river of slickness pooling with every teasing thrust of his digits. he pulls his fingers out only to plunge them back in again, spreading them inside you, relishing in the way your walls flutter and clench around him. âItâs like you were made for usâ
âdazai,â gojo calls, from across the room, âgo faster, yeah? look at how desperate they are.â
without hesitation, the brunet speeds up, curling his fingers deep inside your gummy walls, soft thumb rubbing your abused clit firmly, sending shockwaves of dopamine across your brain. you can feel it build rapidly, hips rocking salaciously against his fingers, feeling the sex loaded air pressing down on your chest, as he works you closer and closer to your release. but just as youâre about to tip over, the brat pulls his fingers out, leaving you trembling and on the brink. you mentally curse him, more tears filling your eyes as you look up at him, lips wet and pouty, parted in a desperate, wordless plea.
âoh? you want us to make you come?â gojo chuckles, voice almost mocking you pathetically as he stands up and strides over to loom over you with that infuriatingly smug grin. âthen kiss me,â he leans down, face so close that you can feel his minty breath ghosting over your lips.
you know better than to listen to him, but desperation consumes you as you silently mourn the loss of your neglected release, you shift, reaching up to capture his lips, loud heartbeats drowning out your hearing. but just as youâre about to press your mouth to his, you hit an invisible barrier, his infinity keeping you just millimetres from him. he chuckles darkly, watching the frustration build up in your eyes as you let out an exasperated whimper, practically aching to close the gap.
âthatâs not fair!â you cry in desperation as you press harder against the invisible barrier, lips hovering so close but unable to reach him.
gojoâs sick smirk only widens. âlifeâs not fair, sweetheart,â he drawls sultrily, âbut maybe if you let us both fuck youâŠâ he lets the sentence hang out in the sex charged air between you both, his glances over at dazai with an amused grin.
âoh, câmon, angel. that look in your eyes is begging for more. you know you want us to fill you until you canât take it anymore.â the burnet's hand tilt your chin slightly so that you're facing him, his other hand still on your thighs, fingers idly trace patterns on your sensitive skin, keeping you needy like a bitch in heat.
âplease,â you whisper as you try to push again though his invisible barrier but to avail, fuck it! you need to taste him to feel his sweet lips on yours, âplease, i need itâi need both of you.â your voice cracking, dignity slipping as you look from one to the other, unable to resist any more teasing.
the white-haired freak hums in satisfaction, and as soon as his infinity is turned off, you find both your lips pressed together, tasting your shared breath, and oh god the taste of him makes you melt drawing out sounds from you that you didnât know you could make. his tongue sweeps against yours, coaxing you into a messy, open-mouthed kiss that leaves you dizzy.
just as youâre sinking into him, lost in his sweet taste, dazai's firm hand cups your jaw, tilting your face toward him with a look that leaves no room for patience. his mouth is on you before you can take a breath, teeth catching your bottom lip and tugging, then his tongue slides in, leaving a slick trail of spit that mixes with gojoâs. a needy groan rumbling from his throat as you part your legs even wider, inviting him to slip between your inner thighs.
dazaiâs hands settle firmly on your waist, fingers digging in as he lifts you effortlessly, guiding you until youâre straddling him, pillowy thighs spread around his hips. he shifts, positioning himself so his achy tip is bumping your clit, until he reaches right between your inner folds, running the meat of his shaft along the length of your soaked pussy. you lean in to tast the faint salt of his skin, feeling the steady rise and fall of his breath. a shuddered breath escapes him as the soft warmth of your heated cunt welcomes his length, angry tip nudges into you, slipping past that tender threshold.
âoh fuck baby mngh..suck me in like that, fuck yeahh,â he growls as you sink down to drive his delicious cock into the deepest parts of your sex, inch by fucking inch, your cunt already fully lubed up with all your sweet juices. the world around you fades, leaving only the exquisite sensation of being filled by dazaiâs meaty cock.
and just when you think that you're already too full of dazai, you feel gojo's strong arms wrap around your waist from behind, slowly pushing deep within you, his girth sliding alongside the brunet's and into your ruined hole, filling you to the brim in a luscious stretch.
âohâfuhhh-ck âtoruuu, itâs too muchâtoo much!â you gasp, voice breaking as your body struggles for a few seconds to take them both, a sweet ache blossoming within you as they thrust deeper, cunt instinctively clenching around both their cocks, as if trying to pull them in, to take them impossibly deeper.
âfuckk! you feel incredible. mmngh yeahh just a little more, sweetheart⊠you can take it.â the sorcerer groans against the shell of your ears while palming both of your breasts from behind, you never imagined taking one of them, leave alone both of them together, every inch of your now-stretched cunt is filled to the brink, and yet craving more, even as it borders on unbearable.
âshh, youâre doing so well,â dazaiâs voice came through softly, lips brushing delicate kisses along your collarbone. âjust breathe, angel⊠iâve got you.â his words are meant to soothe you, but youâre too spent in that momentâutterly lost, trembling as their cocks drives you to the edge of your own universe.
obscene noises mingling together as gojo fists a hand in your hair, tugging your head back and exposing your throat for his hungry lips. his other hand presses firmly on your back, pushing you down until your belly meets the solid warmth of dazai beneath you. the brunet's arms circle your waist, holding you steady, each of them guiding your trembling body into a perfect arch, pushing you to take them fully. so that they can bottom out inside you.
âfuck shit- shit shit feels so good.â his words are slurring together, drunk off the way you feel around him.
âsee? you're taking us so well haahh you should cut out the nonsense next time mghhâ saturo lets out a throaty hybrid noise, a lewd mix between an amused laugh and a deep moan.
incoherent curses slipping past your wet lips as saturo prods and pinches the sensitive skin around your nipples. it's too much, the pleasure is too much, the pain is too much, the lewd squelch of your sexes as they slip in and out of you, feeling your orgasm build up again.
âmmuph yes please fuuuck don't stop âm clos-eâ your pleading whimpers betray you, just like your body does filled with hormonal lust pooling right into your core.
âfuck oh fu-ck keep squeezing me like that- ahâ âhngh yes angel cum all over our cocksâ
their voices blur together, indistinguishable as they both sound the same, each word flows into the next. and all you hear is the wet plap plap plap of their balls slapping against your sensitive skin.
you bounce back on their hardened lengths, finally riding out your sweet release. both men moan in unison at the sight of your lewd expressionâeyes rolling back, tongue slipping from your mouth as drool and tears streak down your mascara-smudged cheeks, oh, such a beautiful sight to see, body flushed and trembling with sweat trickling down the valley of your breasts.
theyâve ruined you quite literally and turned you into thisăŒa wrecked mess, quivering each time their thick lengths press against every sensitive spot. with broken cries spilling from your bruised lips, they angle their hips just right, hitting your g-spot over and over.
as their hands glide down to press against the bulge in your lower belly, a wave of intense pleasure unfurls through you, stealing your breath and lighting up every nerve in a blinding crescendo. your vision blurs, flashes of light dancing behind your eyelids as if a galaxy has burst open within you, stars scattering and colliding in the depth of your being.
your juices gush against gojo's firm thighs and dazai's abdomen, soaking them in a glistening sheen under the low hotel lighting. both of them follow suit feeling how your walls flutter and tighten around them so perfectly, two loads of thick, hot cum paint your insides pearly whiteâthe milky liquid reaching deep to your womb, though some of it inevitably leaks out, trickling down from your velvet walls.
once they pull out, they gently place you on the feathery pillows, but not before glancing one last time at your absolutely wrecked and dripping pussy, dripping with their mixed essence. they settle beside you, both of them relaxing into the plush bedding, they take deep breathes trying to calm down from their own high as they cast affectionate glances your way, ensuring you're comfortable and cared for after such an intense release.
âhey, are you okay, baby?â gojo is the first to ask, brushing a damp strand of hair away from your face, âdid we go too far?â
then dazai leans closer, placing a soft kiss on your forehead. âyou did well, angel, but we want to make sure youâre feeling good. do you need some water or anything?â
âjust... hold me for a bit.â
you never would have guessed they could be this gentle, let alone attentive. youâd always imagined this would be wild and chaotic, maybe even a bit reckless, but here they were, treating you like you're the most precious thing in the world.
âof course, angel,â dazai replies softly, wrapping an arm around you and pulling you closer to his heaving chest. âweâve got you.â
gojo follows, chuckling softly as his fingers trace gentle patterns on your skin. âif you need anything else, baby, just say it. weâre here to take care of you.â
you close your eyes, nestled between them, you never thought that you'd feel this safe and cared for as they whisper sweet nothings, ensuring you know just how much youâre adored.
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Diamond Heart
Part 2
Pairing: Jungkook x Reader
Summary: You finally decide to utilise your gym membership. Personal trainer!Jungkook
Genre: Romance, comedy, smut, angst
Warnings: Body image. Negative language. Heavy smut scene at the end.
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This is the second time I've uploaded this story. The first time, I received some pretty mean comments and messages. SOOOOOO I have to say, if you don't like. my writing, that's fine, just exit my page lol. Do not leave mean comments please.
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New year, new you, right? Your new years resolution was to get your body right, eat healthily, drink less and most importantly; get in the gym. However, it had been months since the new year had begun and you still hadnât utilised your gym membership. The fee was regularly from your bank account every month and you had yet to step foot into the establishment. You frowned every time you saw the transaction on your bank statement, but you did absolutely nothing about it.Â
But the influence of social media made you feel like you wanted to try and be a gym girlie. So you took your gym bag to work, placed It under your desk so you didnât have any excuse not to go. Plus, the gym was quite literally in your work building.Â
You sigh change into untouched gym clothes that you had bought all the way back at the end of December, preparing for your new yearâs resolution. Shame rushes over your body as you tear the tags from the tight fitting clothes and chuck them into the sanitary bin next to the toilet. Huffing and puffing you slide your socked feet into new exercise shoes. Stuffing your work clothes into the bag, you exit the bathroom stall and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. You didnât look too bad, you looked like someone who was ready to workout. If you looked the part, you could play the part.Â
Lugging the bag over your shoulder, you head to the gym.Â
It was pretty empty, you were surprised, as the majority of colleagues held a membership, considering all employees got a ten percent discount as your employers owned the building.
You guess that people donât usually come straight from work, they most likely go home and come back. But not everyone suffers from severe procrastination like you do.Â
Heading to the changing rooms, to put your bag away, you pass a very good looking man, you almost trip over as your eyes stick to him. He dressed in a baggy white shirt and shorts, his feet adorned in similar shoes to yours. His hair was cut in a cool way, it was kinda long, considering all the men at work and currently surrounding him, all sported cropped haircuts. His ears and his lips were embellished with piercings, you almost walked into a wall when you saw him playing with his lip piercings, the tip of his tongue, just grazing the shiny metal. Your gaze fleetingly drops to his arm, his tattooed arm. How was a man like this working here? He should be on the cover of vogue or something.Â
Tearing your eyes away from him, you manage to make it into the changing room, unscathed. You quickly lock away your bag and head back out onto the main floor, phone and AirPods in hand, ready to tackle the gym. And then it hits you a ton of bricks. You have no idea what youâre doing. You didnât know where to start, what equipment does what, what part of your body to focus on.Â
You look around at people lifting weights, running on the treadmills, using the equipment like pros.
Your eyes focus in on the 'smoke show' of a man that âbrieflyâ caught your eye earlier. He was now sitting behind the front desk and under a large poster for personal trainers. The poster read âIn the body gym: PT sessions available; first 2 sessions are freeâ. And if a sign from the universe, it doesnât fail to mention how the offer is time limited. You take it as a sign, plus you were most likely going to try the gym twice before never going again. Might as well get free personal training out of it.
With determination, you walk towards the front desk, before stopping in front of that man of a man. And thatâs when the words on your tongue freeze.Â
Jungkook notices a presence looming over him and he puts the finishing touches on the next promotional poster. He looks up and smiles. He noticed you when you first came in, you were a new face, he knew all the regulars who attended the gym and he had never seen you before. He would definitely remember a face like yours. He stands up.
âHello, how can I help you?â He rests his tattooed hand on the desk and he notice how your eyes grow larger at the sight.
Your words are still finding it hard to get out of your mouth. You probably look like such a weirdo, standing there and staring at him. You manage to lift your finger and gesture to the poster behind him.
He smiles and his smile is the brightest smile youâve ever seen.
âYou want to book a PT session?âÂ
You nod and swallow the lump that had been lodged in your throat since you walked up to the desk.
âSorry, yes, Iâd like to book five.â You fumble to pull out your credit card from the back of your phone.
âI can just add the fee to your account. You donât need to pay directly. The fee wonât be noticeable until the third session, on the account of our offer.â He leans forward to adjust your account.Â
You can see down his shirt from the angle. And by the sight you can tell that he works in a gym. Hell, he might even live in it.Â
He clicks a few times and quickly straightens back up, you swiftly divert your gaze.
âYou are free to start your first session today.â He comes out from behind the desk and he towers over you, your knees buckle. Maybe thatâs something you need to work on. Do your knees have muscles? Can you make them stronger?
âOkay, should I wait here for the trainer?â You ask.
He goes behind the desk, ducks down and then comes back out.
He extends his hand and you stare at him in confusion.
He retracts his hand, and rubs the back of his neck.
âI donât know why I did thatâŠâ He awkwardly chuckles, shaking his head.
It canât be. Thereâs no way that heâs your P-
âIâm your trainer. I hope thatâs okay, the other guys are fully booked and I had a cancellation today, so I thought itâd be a cute jokeâŠâ He trails off, taking note of the smile growing across your face.
You feel kinda at ease seeing him get a little awkward attempting to joke with you. He looked like he should be the cockiest motherfucker ever, but second by second he was proving that he was the complete opposite of that. It was endearing but there was no way he could be your personal trainer, not like you had a shot with him anyway, he probably had a really fit and hot girlfriend. You digress, you didnât want him to see you all sweaty, breathing hard and struggling to complete simple moves.Â
He looks at you, his eyes doubling in size. He can tell youâre slightly uncomfortable, he could almost visualise the Neurons firing off in your head. He was attracted to you, thatâs for sure, he wasnât trying to come off as creepy. Maybe he did, and now you donât want to train with him, maybe youâll cancel your membership too.
He rapidly looks around the gym, hoping to catch the eye of one of his colleagues, so he could offer to trade clients. He catches Namjoonâs eye, but before he could call him over, you speak;
âIt was funny, Iâm just a bit scared.â
His gaze meets your eyes again. He internally feels a huge rush of relief. Thank goodness he didnât scare you away.
âOh good.â He tucks his hair behind his ear.
Cute. You think.
âWhy are you scared?â He quickly follows up.
Shifting your weight between your feet, you answer, your voice barely audible over the EDM base leaking through the speakers.
âI donât want to embarrass myself. Youâre a professional and I donât want to make a fool of myself.â You play with your earbud case, avoiding eye contact.
You wouldnât be his first client who had that same fear, it was completely natural to be scared of embarrassing yourself. He felt the same way when he started boxing, the first session was nerve-racking, scared of getting anything wrong. But all you need is a good and supportive trainer. And if says so himself, thatâs what he thinks he is.
âDonât be scared. Iâm here to help you. Weâll start slow, okay?â He offers a warm smile and places his large hand on your shoulder.
You almost fall from the feeling of his hand on your bare shoulder. Yes, you were acting like a teenage girl who had never interacted with a man before. But look at him. You were a grown ass woman who had never interacted with a man that looked like him before.
He leads you over to a room separate from the rest of the gym, closed off with glass doors, allowing you to see the whole place. Inside the room were a few exercise balls, foam roller and weights. The floor was soft and covered in mats.
He takes you over to the furthest mat in the room.
âJust me and you here, so donât be nervous. This section is pretty discreet.â He reassures you.
You smile and place your phone and earbuds down on the floor next to the two mats you were currently occupying.
âWe are going to start with stretching, so please sit down. I might have to help you with some of the positions. I hope you donât mind being stretchedâŠâ His voice quietens as he realises how it sounds.
His cheeks flush a pretty pink. A hot flash that runs through you, leaves a thin layer of sweat on your hairline.
And so it begins.
The next morning you wake up sore as fuck. All that extra stretching at the end of the session seemed useless now. Your legs feel like lead as you swing them out of bed and headed to the bathroom. As you sit on the toilet, your thighs scream at you, it was almost as if you could feel every fibre of your muscles tear.Â
Your phone buzzes on the countertop. Finishing your business, you wash your hands and run the shower.
You tap the screen on your phone to see a message from Jungkook. He said it was important to have direct contact with each other, just incase he wanted to recommend some gym wear or if you had any questions.Â
Jungkook (Gym): âHope yesterday didnât tire you out too much. You did great đ â
Another comes in as you finish reading.
Jungkook (Gym): âI hope to see you at the gym (or outside) soon! Make sure to book another session! đâ
You quickly pick up your phone, steam fills the room as the water continues to gush from the pipes.
It vibrates in your hand.
Jungkook (Gym): âSorry if that was unwarranted.â
It vibrates again. You didnât want to risk opening the messages just incase you were unsure of what to say. You really didnât want to leave him on read unintentionally.
Jungkook (Gym): âPlease ignore the last two messages đŁ .âÂ
Jungkook (Gym): âLets pretend that didnât happen. Sorry for the spam đÂ
You click on the notification and unlock your phone.Â
You: Its okay đ My body feels like its on fire every time I move, is that normal?
You fire off the text.
Jungkook (Gym): âYes đ completely normal. You should buy a foam roller to massage your muscles~ But more stretching should help in the mean time. Here is a video to follow (its me btw đł)â
He sends a link to a Youtube video. Youâre intrigued. The gym seemingly had a YouTube channel. The link loads and then you see Jungkook on your screen. Holding the phone in one hand, you quickly turn off the shower and head to your bedroom. Careful not to walking into any walls, you sit on your bed.Â
He greets the audience cheerfully, informing them that this was a tutorial for stretching to relieve muscle ache. He is wearing the gymâs merch, not like when you saw him the day before, it wasnât a baggy t-shirt, no. This time it was a form fitting sleeveless, lycra shirt, with the gymâs logo nestled between his sculpted pecs. His vibrant tattoos more on show than they were in person. His legs were wrapped in shorts, that fell just above his knees.Â
He encourages the viewers to get an exercise mat or find a soft surface. You follow his instruction. A loud groan escapes your lips as you struggle to sit down.
He sports the brightest smile as he guides the (most likely thirsty) watchers through the exercises.
You strain your muscles as you attempt to toe touch. And then he says something that brings you back to the previous day, during your session.
âYou might need a partner to stretch you, if you canât get far enough. Itâll feel really good.â
You were being advised on how to stretch and then when it came to this specific stretch. You were laying on your back, hands clasped around your knee. You knew that you werenât flexible, but you didnât know that you were this stiff. You tried your best to pull your leg into your chest, but you couldnât anything.
âIts not working.â You say, letting your leg drop to the ground with a thud.
Jungkook chuckles and looks down at you, arms crossed, his biceps bulging. The strength it took to not stare was more than what you used to lift the weights.
âI think you need help.â He kneels down in front of you.
He pauses.
âI can help you, if you want.âÂ
You nod.
He mutters an âokay, greatâ, before asking you to resume the position. He moves forward, putting his body over yours, placing his hands on your calf and pushing your leg up and down.
You almost moan with how good the stretch felt. You try your damn hardest not to concentrate on the man who was currently on top of you. You tried not to take notice of his scent, or the small scar on his cheek, or the mole under his lip.
âCan you feel it now?â He smirks.
He knew you could feel it, he heard the noise you let slip. He tries not to think anything of it, but his mind runs wild. He had to be professional. Plus you hadnât indicated that you were interested in him in the slightest.
You nod again. He sits back on his heels and lets go of your leg.
Youâre pulled out of your reminiscent state by a notification and the sound of the phone vibrating against the floor.
Jungkook (Gym): Did it help? đąÂ
You quickly reply with no thoughts. Empty headed.
You: Its not the same without you
He was gonna think you were like all those other woman in the gym who thirsted over him. You needed to fix it.
You quickly send another message.
You: *your help âșïžÂ
Jungkookâs heart sank at your correction. Maybe you werenât interested. You probably in a relationship and the last thing you wanted to deal with was a creepy PT harassing you. He doesnât reply.
You spend your whole shower thinking about being left on read.
Your closest co-worker, Bethany, sits across from you during in lunch. She notices how you barely make conversation, or keep the conversation. You check your phone every 5 minutes.
âWho are we waiting for?â She asks, her fork digging around in her bowl.
âHuh?âÂ
She chuckles.
âYouâre obviously waiting for someone to text. You keep on looking at phone like every two seconds. So, who are we waiting for?â
You didnât know you were being that obvious.Â
âWell⊠My personal trainer is a total twenty out of ten. And he messaged me this morning to give me some stretching tips, and I may have ended our last convo on a creepy note. And now I think that heâs ghosting me because I was a creep. He probably blocked me. Iâm probably banned from the gym.â Words rush out of your sauce covered lips. Maybe spaghetti wasnât the best meal to have in the middle of the day.
Bethany shoves a napkin in your face, which you accept gratefully. She request to see the messages. Embarrassed, you hand your phone over to her.
She remains silent as she scrolls down the screen.
âHe has a crush on you.â She finally speaks, her eyes fixed on the screen, her thumb pressing down. She was doing more than looking at the messages.
âYou better not be sending another message.â You warn her, hand reaching across the table.
She swiftly moves her chair back, so your phone is out of reach.
âIf you donât snatch him up, someone else will. Oh my God, he isâŠâ She doesnât finish her sentence, she turns the screen towards you. And you freeze. It is a picture of a rather muscular manâs bare back, the hair at the nape of his neck was wet with sweat. And the tattooed arm⊠You knew that arm. It was in your dreams last night.
âW-where did you find that?â
She smiles and her thumb resumes the swiping motion.
âIt was in his previous profile pictures.â She leans back in her chair.
âHis picture is a brown dog.â You sit back, the image burnt into your eyes.
How were suppose to act now that youâve seen that? All you can imagine is digging your nails into that back as-
See? Youâve been corrupted. No, you must be ovulating, that why the impure thoughts plague your mind. Youâve seen good looking men before, but youâve never had such a primal reaction before. You also didnât know him well enough to like anything besides his looks. His very, very, very good looks.
âHe has a ton of pictures. He may be the first guy ever whoâs good at taking pictures. Damn, look at this.â She turns the screen towards you once more. This time he was standing in a mirror, hair slicked back and in a black button down.Â
âI can never go back to the gym. I guess my new years resolution is not going to be fulfilled.â You sigh, leaning forward to put your head in your arms.
Suddenly, Bethany gasps.
âHe replied.â She smiles.
Your heart drops to your stomach.Â
âI canât look. You read it.â You close your eyes, not wanting to look at her face.
She clicks on the notification. It felt as if seconds were taking hours to pass.
âAww~âÂ
Your head pops up, eyes shoot open.
âAww?âÂ
She nods.
âHe said âIâd be glad to help, I like you.â
You lunge forward and grab the device out of her hand.
It shakes in your hand
Jungkook (Gym): * your company đÂ
Your heartbeat quickens and a smile spreads across your face. He was nicely making fun of you, recalling back to your little save earlier.
âIf you donât go for it, I will.â Bethany jokes, her engagement ring, glistening under the lighting of the restaurant.
You sit back in your chair, clutching the phone, thinking of a reply. The phone buzzes again.
Jungkook (Gym): I hope I didnât ruin my chances of asking you out for dinner after our training sessions. I hope it didnât come off as creepy đ€ąÂ
You didnât dwell on a reply, you thumbs swiftly move across the screen as you type out a reply.
You: Why wait? đ«€Â
Jungkook didnât want to rush anything just incase the attraction was purely physical. You still had four sessions left. He didnât want to put either of you in that uncomfortable position of feeling like you were stuck with someone you had a bad experience with. What if you found him boring, or strange, or creepy? Oh he was so stupid, luckily you seemed interested, but he didnât even ask if you were single or not, he just pounced on you like some sort of predator.
Jungkook (Gym): I want you to keep on coming to the gym. I want it to go well.
Your heart melts. It was endearing. That someone that looked like him could be nervous.Â
You send a heart emoji and lock your phone, placing it screen down on the table. As youâre about to open your mouth to discuss your messages with Bethany, your phone rings. Flipping it up, you see the name on the screen; Jungkook.
You show Bethany. She snatches the device from you and answers it, shoving it to your ear.
âHello?â You say.
âHi. How are you?â His silky, yet raspy voice bleeds through the speakers.
Your eyes zero in on the left over food on your plate, your finger mindlessly tracing patterns into the table.
âI-Iâm good. You?âÂ
You could hear the EDM music that played in the gym come through the phone. It must be at work.
âSame. Uh, do you want to come in today? I could help the soreness go away? Well, not completely, but feel better?â He suggests, shyly. You practically see his tattooed arm raise to go behind his neck to shake through the back of his hair.
You didnât have any plans to go to the gym for another 2 days Your sweaty clothes were still stuffed in your gym bag next to your front door. You hadnât even bothered to put them in the laundry.
âUh⊠I donât have my gym clothes today.â You lean back in your chair.
Jungkook was unsure of how he was going to come off but he had to try. He really wanted to see you, he felt pathetic having a crush like this. Pursuing a crush like this.
âWe have gym apparel here.â He says.
You almost scoff. Not meaning to come off as condescending. You try to disguise the scoff as a cough.
âIâm not really a gym girlie. So Iâm not into buying gym clothes like that⊠Iâll be come in on Friday tho-â
He cuts you off.
âIâm looking at the system now and your membership actually expires tomorrow. You signed up for a 6 month contract and well⊠its been 6 months.âÂ
He was telling the truth, but he was coming off as desperate.
âOh. Um, Its my lunch break right now, I guess I could quickly come in to renew. Iâll be there soon.â
You both mutter a quick farewell before ending the phone call.
âSounds like he really wants to see you.â
You walk into the gym, feeling slightly uneasy dressed in your work clothes, your heels sinking into the padded floor. You immediately spot Jungkook who was currently with a client at one of the machines, a young woman who looked like she didnât really need to be in the gym, but thats probably what hard work and dedication gets you. Results. He was dressed casually as always, a t-shirt and baggy shorts. This time a beanie encased his raven locks. You rip your gaze away from the two of them and head to the front desk. A young man greets you, you read his name tag âNamjoonâ. He was tall, buff and oh so handsome. Was that the requirement to work at this gym?
How can I help you today?â Namjoon asks.
âHi, I need to renew my membership.â You start.
The man smile, his dimple becoming more prominent with every tooth that displays.
âSure, whatâs your name?â His fingers ready to enter your information into the computer.
You give him your name, placing your handbag on to the counter to find your ID just incase.
Namjoonâs eyebrows reach his hairline and his yells for Jungkook. Youâre startled at the sudden outburst. You look up at him in confusion. He gives you a curt smile before backing away from the counter and jogging over to Jungkook. You follow him with your eyes as he approaches Jungkook. Youâre unable to hear their conversation as a count of the the loud music and the distance. You see Jungkook turn to his client and she dismounts from the machine and takes a swig of water. The two men exchange a few words before Jungkook heads your way. He approaches you with a gleaming smile on his face. You return a shy grin.
He jogs behind the counter.
âIs there a problem? Couldnât Namjoon, is that his name? Couldnât he do it?â You tilt your head in wonder.
Jungkook felt a pang of jealousy in his chest, he didnât enjoy the fact that you seemed to want Namjoon to assist you when he was right there.
You notice his eyes flicker and his smile falter.
âYou looked busy, I didnât want to bother you.â You reach your hand out in defence.
His smile returns at its luminescence.
âIts no bother. I was expecting you.â Types in your information into the system and prints out a new contract. He quickly turns around to grab the sheet of paper from the printer. You take the time to admire his back, the image of his shirtless back flashing through your mind.Â
Your thoughts are interrupted when he puts the contract down on the counter and gestures to the pen perched in itâs stand. He tells you where to sign. You quickly sign and date on the dotted line before handing it back to him.
âDo you want to grab dinner tonight?â He asks.
Youâre taken aback by the sudden invite.Â
Before you could respond, Jungkookâs client saunters over to the two of you.
âKookie, are we going to finish the session?â She leans on the counter, and you take the opportunity to take a glance at her body. She had the physique of a dancer, or a model. She was definitely on someoneâs (your) vision board.
You werenât an overly insecure person, but thats was mostly because you kept to yourself and limited your use of social media. But in times like these, when you unintentionally comparing yourself to another woman who was just simply existing in the presence of a good looking man. You wrap your blazer around your waist trying to shield your shape as you feel her eyes dart up and down your body.
âYeah give me one second.â He doesnât turn away from you.
Jungkook was about to open his mouth, when the lady interrupts;
âHeâs really good. Heâll get you into shape in no time! He also offers meal plans, if he hasnât told you already.â She gives you the once over one more time.Â
You feel yourself fold in. Your shoulder slump and chest caves in. You suddenly become aware of your body and how different it was in comparison to all the people in the gym. In comparison to Jungkook, who was seemingly trying to ask you out right now. You thought of his intentions. Was he trying to garner more business for the gym? Was he going to take you out and suggest that you sign up for more PT sessions? Or maybe he was simply doing his job? And he asked all his clients out to dinner so he could monitor their eating habits?
Or MAYBE it was worse; and he got a kick of leading innocent woman into thinking they had a chance with men like him. And all the people at the gym knew it?
âClara, Iâll be over in 5 minutes. Namjoon is gonna take over for a while.â He gestures over to Namjoon, who was leaning against a machine, patiently waiting for her to return.
She scoffs before walking away, making a point to sway her hips as she walks away. Jungkook rolls his eyes and looks back at you, a smile resting on his visage.
âAre you free tonight?â He asks, his eyes grow with hope.
The hope soon dissipates when he watches your face distort with uncertainty.
âLook, I donât want you to go above and beyond for me. I just want to get used to coming to the gym first. Um⊠I know Iâm not a supermodel but-.â He stops you.
âWhat?â He brows furrow in confusion. He runs through the past few minutes in his head and wonders where he may have misled you. He knew he sometimes had the misfortune of mixing up his words and confusing people, but he honestly didnât think he mixed up his words this time. He barely spoke.
âI appreciate your help, but please donât feel obliged to go outside the boundaries of the gym t-.â He cuts you off again.
âBoundaries?â He questions.
You swallow the hard lump that had formed in your throat, you already felt small, but you felt yourself becoming smaller.
âYeah. I know you offer âmeal plansâ. But we donât have to go out for dinner in order for you to sell them to me.â You choke out.
Jungkookâs eyebrows raise and his mouth drops open.
âI-I. No.â Is all he can say.
âNo?â
âNo. I want to take you out because I like you. Well I like what I know of you. I want to get to know you. I think youâre gorgeous by the way.â The last part comes out under his breath.
Youâre lost for words, you donât know whether you should apologise or question his response.
âI didnât mean to make you uncomfortable. I wanted to wait until after our sessions were done so you didnât get the wrong impression.â He looks down at his shoes.
You felt so bad, jumping to conclusions, you were the one who forced to ask you sooner. He was trying to make you comfortable, he never said anything about your appearance or made you feel any less than. You forced your insecurities on a really nice guy, who showed a little interest in you.Â
âIâm sorry. Maybe I should get another trainer. And Iâm-â His gaze meets yours, eyes wide.
âNo, no! I still want to be your trainer and take you out! I just hope I didnât give you the wrong impression. I really like you.â
You shift in your spot, clutching your bag.
He pulls his phone from his pocket and taps the screens a few times. He shows you the screen.
âLook, if you donât want to get dinner, which I understand. Lets go here. Its a painting cafe, its open til late night and they have drinks. Its really chill. You mentioned in our first session how you wanted yo do something creative, right?â
You smile, he was seemingly trying so hard.
âOkay.â You say, coyly.
He beams.
âOkay?â
You nod.
âIâll meet you outside at 6:30?â He locks his phone and slides it back into his pocket.
âOkay!â You smile before turning around and walking away.
This time, Jungkook watches you walk away, failing at containing the smile that had exploded on his face.
Jungkook knew his last client of the day felt rushed, he didnât bother with the final stretches like he usually does, he didnât even bother to jokingly flirt with the 75 year old woman like he usually did either. He aided her in putting the 2kg weights back on the rack before running into the menâs changing room, stripping and jumping into the shower.Â
He scrubbed his body head to toe, making sure to get rid of the grime from the day.
Before he knew it, he was waiting outside of the building, shifting his weight from one foot to the other. He catches a glimpse of his reflection and he immediately fixes his hair, one strand would not stay in its place, he knew he needed to use more hair gel. He shouldâve asked Jimin if he could use a little more.Â
Staring through the glass, he saw you coming, caught up in the crowd of people who were dying to get home.Â
Finally, you come through the doors and walk up to him. You greet him brightly, hoping he canât hear the nerves plaguing your voice.
He beams at you and asks about your day. He informs you that the place wasnât too far away and was in walkable distance.
The start of the date was awkward, as expected, no more than a few words at a time being exchanged. He was ever the gentleman, before picking out a design for your canvases, he helped you out with your apron. You fought to keep your knees from buckling as he came in close from behind to tie the back. You do the same for him, the height difference, between the two of you becoming ver present, as well as the broadness of his back.
The host lead you two a secluded room, as you both clutched your chosen designs in hand. The room was quite romantic, low lighting, except for the luminous light surging each easel. There was a table separating the two chairs, displaying the paint and the brushes. You glance at Jungkook and see the look of glee.
You both place the canvases on the easels and take your seats. The host, takes place in front of the two of you.
âYou have 2 and a half hours, you are free to use all the material here. If you need anymore, please press the call button.â She gestures to the button, stuck to the end of the table, covered in the paint bottles.
She continues;
âThis is an evening painting session, so we now serve wine at the bar. Selective dishes are also available to order. Coffee and snacks are still available. And⊠please refrain from any inappropriate behaviour, or you will be asked to leave and banned from the premise. We do have CCTV in each room.â She offers an awkward smile and swiftly leaves the room.
Jungkook hopes you donât think that he brought you here for illicit reasons. Maybe youâd think he was one of those sleazy guys who take women to private rooms and try it on with them. Shit. You havenât said anything. Shit. He hasnât said anything. Heâs been in his head for the past few seconds.
âI hope Iâm not bad at this.â You say, breaking the silence, with a light laugh.
He turns to you and smiles, picking up a paintbrush and offering it to you. You take it and return the smile.
From then on, the date runs smoothly. You both decide to order a bottle of wine and share a plate of pasta. One bottle turned into two, and the room was filled with laughter and stories. The misunderstandings of the afternoon long forgotten. Before you knew it, a voice came through a small speaker, you didnât know was there, reminding you that you had 10 minutes left.
In a burst of tipsy laughter, the two of you hurriedly finish your paintings.Â
Picking up your painting and Jungkook to the âdrying stationâ, located, near the entrance. You both remove your paint covered aprons before attending to your paintings once again. You take a peek at his masterpiece before you flick on the hairdryer.
âHow are you real?â You ask in disbelief.
He tilts his head in confusion.
âYou look amazing, youâre nice, and you can paint. What canât you do?â You giggle.
He laughs and shakes his head.
âNo, no. I- You- I mean thank you. But I think the same about you.â He says quickly turning on his hairdryer, aiming it at his picture.
The hum of the machines fill the room, echoing your laughter that once filled your ears. Your ears, that were now flushed with flattery.
The hostess takes both paintings, wrapping them up carefully, and handing you both your respective bags. She taps on the register, reading off the total bill. You reach in your bag to find your card, yeah, it was a date, but you felt strange standing there as Jungkook paid for something that couldâve easily been a platonic date⊠Your thoughts are interrupted.
âDo you want the receipt?âÂ
âHuh?â The sound slipped out.
Jungkook looks at you before answering.
âNo thank you. Thank you, have a nice evening.â His free hand grabs yours and he guides you both outside.
So⊠not a platonic date then.
The street was much busier than it had been than when you had arrived. It was filled with people unwinding after a long day at work, ready for the weekend. It was also littered with loved up couples, holding hands, looking for places to eat, talking to each other about who knows what. If anyone were to look at the two of you, they would think you were one of those lovelorn couples. The way your hand fit in his, pace matching his, laughter mixing harmoniously with his.
âThank you for tonight. I had so much fun.â You pull him to a stop, pulling him into a side road, away from the foot traffic.
Jungkook feels his heart swell, he was so happy. He felt like it went well, but to hear you say it? Made him feel like he was flying. To think that a few hours ago, it was all almost slipping away from him. He found himself drawn to you, he couldnât explain it. He always believed that thatâs how heâd find his âpersonâ. It would just feel right. And it does.
âMe too. Thank you for giving me a chance.â He takes both your hand in his, eyes growing double in size.
You didnât think it was possible for a man like him to look cute, but here he was, with his eyes shining, looking down at you. Looking as adorable as ever. You move closer, you were aware of your actions, but you also knew that the wine you drank was giving you the courage to do what you were about to do.
âI would like to k-â
âYes.â A puff of air tickles your lips, as he closes his eyes.
He doesnât feel anything.
He opens his eyes and steps back.
âOh Iâm sorry, I as-â
You pull him in and plant you lips on his. Its not perfect, you miss slightly, you feel his lips curl into smile. His hand leaves yours and meets your waist, bringing you in closer, he readjusts his lips on yours. His lip rings indenting into the plum flesh of your bottom lip. You have the sudden urge to feel it on your tongue. You swipe your tongue along his bottom lip, letting it tease the metal accessory for a few milliseconds before slipping it into his mouth. A low growl rumbles in his throat and he tangles is tongue with yours. Your hand finds its way to the back of his neck, fingers delving into the hair at the nape of his neck. His hand wonders from your waist to your lower back, fingers inching closer to your behind.
The sound of a throat clearing brings you to a halt.
You separate, the rustling of your bags, sounding like teens laughing at their peers being caught making out at a high school house party.
âWe should uh⊠get going.â You say, using your fingers to wipe the saliva from your mouth.Â
Jungkook licks his lips and nods. You were more than ready to go about being awkward and distant but that was never his plan, he grabs your hand and walks with you like heâd been kissing you like that.
He walks you back to the work building and calls you a taxi. You both bid each other a sweet goodnight, exchanging smiles and hugs before parting ways.
Jungkook makes sure to text you as soon as he watches your taxi drive down the road, telling you how much he enjoyed spending time and how he hopes he could do it sometime soon.Â
Your heart jumps at the sound of your phone vibrating in your bag. It does backflips as your eyes take in his words. For the second time that evening you ask him;
You: How are you real? đÂ
He smiles to himself as he heads home, he snaps a quick picture of himself and sends it.
Jungkook ïżœïżœïżœ: Very real and all yours lol
He immediately regrets sending it. Fingers scrambling, he sends a second message.
Jungkookđ: If youâll have me đ„ŽÂ
He must be playing a joke on you, right? What does this tall, handsome, funny, sweet PERSONAL TRAINER want with you? Heâs seen you, right? Heâs seen the other women who go to his gym, right?Â
Jungkook looks at his message and sees the â1â disappear. You read it. And you werenât replying. He came on too strong. Great, he ruined the perfect evening.
Just as about he was about to type out an apology, your message pops up.
You: Do you have a fetish or something?
He furrows his eyebrows. Figuring texting is messing up true feelings, he presses the voice call button.
Your eyes widen when you see his name on your screen. You pick up.
âHi.âÂ
âHey. Fetish?â He gets right to it.
âYeah. You knowâŠâ Your voice comes out as a whisper.
He stops walking, he sits on a bench.
âI donât know. To be honest, Iâm very confused.â
You felt so embarrassed. You let your insecurities get the best of you and sabotage this relationship before it had the chance to even start.Â
âJungkook. Youâre you andâŠâ
You pause. You feel your eyes water.Â
âIâm me. Iâm not in the best shape and Iâm not skinny or have a perfect hourglass figure. Iâm definitely heavier than you.â You let out a dry laugh.
âIâm struggling to understand and believe that you like me. And that this isnât some sort of sexual thing.â Your breath shakes.
Jungkookâs brows are now in permanent furrowed state, that never crossed his mind. Of course it didnât because he didnât think of you like that.
He says your name. It was different from the way youâve heard it said by other guys before when youâve brought up the same issue. He didnât say with defeat or dipped in grease. It was usually followed by âyou should take it as a compliment, I think big girls are sexyâ. âI wanted to see what it was likeâ
Jungkook said nothing of the sort;
âIâm me and youâre you. I like you. I like everything about you. Well, what I know so far, I want to know more. I want to go on more dates, I want to see where this goes. Hopefully it can go far. Iâd really like that. And you may not understand why I like you, but you donât have to right now, Iâll show you. Iâm sorry if a guy has made you feel like youâre a plaything and not likeable. I wish I could punch him.â
You laugh.
âI like hearing you laugh. I want to be the reason for that. Thank you telling me how you feel and not just ghosting. I appreciate it. â You could hear him smile through the phone.
He couldnât be real. But you had to tell yourself he was or youâd fuck it up.
âThank you for not being weirded out.â You sniffle.
He laughs.
âAfter kissing me like that? Iâm locked in.â
2 months later
Jungkook was a very understanding and patient boyfriend. He mustâve gotten a lot of practice from his job as a personal trainer. He pushed you to try new things, go to new places, but he always made sure you were comfortable. He was a living manifestation of your dream man.
He had asked you to be his girlfriend during your 5th and final training session. You were stretching together, he had your leg stretched out and next to your head (definitely not gym approved), when he âpopped the questionâ. You agreed very quickly and kissed him, only for the kiss to be interrupted by âClaraâ, the client who was convinced that she was playing the long game with Jungkook.
She lets out a loud gasp before storming out of the room.
âI think I may have lost you a client. Sorry.â You giggle.
He pecks your lips and releases your leg.
âBut I gained a girlfriend.
Jungkook invites you over for a movie night after work on a Friday night. Heâs ever the gentleman, he waits outside the building, takes your bag and holds your hand the entire walk to his house. You had been over to apartment on several occasions. But never for an overnight stay, for a moment or two before heading out. You head to the bathroom, taking your overnight bag, you wash off your makeup, change out of work clothes and into a oversize shirt and sleep shorts. Neatly folding your clothes back into your bag, you head back out into the living room.
He looks up at you as you place your bag under the breakfast bar.
âYou look cute.â He smiles, cutting up strawberries into a bowl.
You walk up next to him, your brushing up his broad back and wrapping around his waist. You kiss his cheek.
âThank you.â You kiss his jaw.
You were both quite wary when it came to physical intimacy, youâd cuddle, hold hands and occasionally kiss, but things were moving very slowly. You wondered if he was even attracted to you (you tried to push the bad thoughts to the back of your head) , as he rarely ever initiated contact. You were still trying to come across has chill and nonchalant, but the truth was⊠you were horny. You wanted to jump his bones every time you saw him, he was gorgeous. He had been bragging about a delicious dish that he learned to make, and how excited he was to show you. You were a bit reluctant about accepting the invite, youâd been to his apartment before, but for only a few minutes at a time. You had never spent time with him in his house with access to a bed.
You help him cook, despite him telling you to sit down. You both sit down and enjoy the meal, sharing laughs and stories from the day. After eating, you wash up together, feeling very domestic.
Drying your hands, you shyly you ask;
âShould we watch a movie?âÂ
Jungkook dries the last bowl and smiles, that shy smile that you adored so much.
âSure, the remote is on the couch. Pick whatever.â
You place the dish towel down ever so carefully, the silence lingering in air before you speak.
âI uh was thinking we could uh watch it in your bedroom. If youâre comfortable of course.â You pick the towel up once more, wringing it in your hands, palms turning red.
He notices your hesitation, places the bowl in the cabinet, gently pulls the towel out of your hands and wraps his arms around you. You immediately relax into the hug.
âDonât be nervous to ask for things like that. I want to cuddle with you wherever. Itâll be nice.â
Before you knew it, you were under the sheets with Jungkook on top of you, lips locked, legs too, entangled in a heated position. One arm was around his neck and one was around his tiny waist, sneaking up his shirt. He moaned into the kiss, the deep guttural sound causing a pool arousal to soak your underwear. His large hand had naturally made its way on to your breasts, he has growled at the feeling of your braless tits in his hand. His other hand was above you, resting on the pillow. He let his body rest on you a little, increasing your temperature ever so slightly. You gasp into his mouth, feeling something firm pressed against your stomach. He kisses your lips once more before moving to your cheek, down to your jaw and then your neck, sucking your skin slightly. You werenât a particularly vocal person in bed, but his actions were making hard for you to keep quiet, involuntary whines escaping your body.
âI-Iâm h-hot.â You whimper.
He smirks.
âYeah, you are.â
You snort.
âNo~ Iâm literally hot, can we take off the blanket?âÂ
âOh.â He laughs and flips the blanket off, rolling to the side of you, leaning on his elbow.
He stares at you. Before you could ask a question, his lips are on yours again. His hand cups your jaw. You kiss him back fervently, your hand
He pulls away, lips a hairbreadth from yours. His hand travels down your body, caressing your breast, squeezing your waist. Which makes you tense up. Your waist and stomach were areas that you were self conscious about, it felt like he was squeezing your flaws.Â
Think about something else. Thinking about something else.
He feels you go stiff.
âAre you okay?â He asks, lips pink and swollen.
You nod.
âJust touch me.â You grab his hand and place it on your waistband.
He bites his lips, without breaking eye contact, his fingers disappear into your shorts. He touches you over your panties first. He moans at the feeling of the soaked material.
âYouâre so wet. All for me?â He smirks, eyebrows raised.
Your breath gets caught in your throat as he moves your panties to the side and his thumb meets your clit, fingers gliding over your folds. He takes his time before curling his long fingers into you, causing your to moan out in pleasure, wrapping your fingers around his wrist. He slowly fucks his fingers into you. The room is filled with the crude wet sound of your heat and the murmur of the voices of the long forgotten movie playing on TV.
Youâve never sounded like this before, unintelligible sounds tumbling from your lips as he pumps his digits in and out, hitting that place deep inside you.
âY-yourâe gonna make me c-â You kiss him and place your hand on his bulge that had been growing.
He hisses, bucking into your hand. He takes his fingers out of you and hurriedly removes your shorts and underwear. You barely have time to think when his mouth meets your centre. His thick tongue licks you up, sucking on your pearl, like the best candy heâs ever tasted in his life. Your hands shoot out to grab his hair as you shake. You grunt out his name as you cum, eyes rolling to the back of your head, you try to catch your breath.
Jungkook rises to his knees and rips off his shirt, you catch a glimpse of his adonis like body before his kisses you. How were you in bed with someone who looks like that? Even though you had just felt like jelly, your brain tells your body to tense up. You kiss him back, trying your best to push the thoughts away, but as your hand feel up his toned, muscular physique, it was getting harder to fight them away.
Jungkook feels you tense under his touch. He pecks your lips before pulling away.
âAre you okay?â He asks, brown eyes glistening.
You nod and try to push the intrusive thoughts to the back of your mind. He raises his eyebrows, non verbally questioning you. You nod once again and presses your lips against his. He moans and kisses you back passionately. His hands wonder again, gripping your waist and pulling you closer to him. Your muscles tense once again. He feels you go stiff, he pulls away again.
Your eyes remain closed, scared to look at him. Youâve really fucked up now, he probably thinks youâre weird, and he probably regrets giving a âfatâ girl a chance.
âYouâre not okay. Tell me whatâs wrong baby.â He moves closer to you and brushes hair out of your face, but then he quickly retracts.
âDo you not want me to touch you?âÂ
You open your eyes, not daring to look at him, your stare tasering in on every detail of his bedroom ceiling.
âIâm sorry if I m-â
âNo! I just have- Iâm just⊠All I keep thinking of is what you must think.â
He looks at you puzzled.
âWhat I think?â
You take a deep breath and sit up, pulling your legs into yourself.
âYou mustâve been with girls who have insane bodies, and you work at a gym for godâs sake! And now youâve got to tolerate me. I donât wanna put you off by taking off my shirt.â You ramble.
Jungkook barely keeps up with your words, he wants to grab you and tell you that youâre beautiful, and that he is more than attracted to you. But he didnât want you to feel uncomfortable, you were literally telling him how you were uncomfortable you were with him touching you. Well, you didnât say that explicitly but he didnât want to push you further.
Him just sitting there was making you more anxious, maybe he had been hiding his true feelings. He did find you repulsive, maybe he was being kind and didnât know how to let you down gently.Â
Without sparing a glance his way, you attempt to get off the bed. He stops you, hand gently landing one your thigh. You stare down at his tattooed fingers, slightly gripping, leaving dents in your skin.
âDonât go. I think youâre gorgeous. L-like the most beautiful woman Iâve ever seen. That Iâve ever had the privilege to meet, to date, to kiss⊠To touch.â
You scoot back on the bed, eyes never leaving his.
âN-now I understand if you donât wanna stay the night anymore, but.. I really want you to stay. And we donât have to do anything, I wonât even touch you. I can sleep on the couch if that would make you more comfortable.â
He moves his hand towards your face, fingertips hovering over your cheek, scared to brush your hair out of your face.
âEven if you want to leave, please donât leave thinking that I donât want you or that Iâm not attracted to you. You are perfect to me and it sucks that guys have made you feel like you arenât the most beautiful woman in the world. â
You look into his eyes and you can feel his sincerity. You lean into his open hand, letting his palm warm your cheek.Â
âI-i want you to touch me. I want you to want to touch me.â
Jungkook grabs your face and kisses you.
âI do want to touch you. I want to do more than that. But I want you to feel more than comfortable with that.â
You kiss him, deepening the kiss before he even has the chance to pull away. You wrap your arms around his neck and you fall back, pulling him on top of you.
He rolls you both onto your sides and places his hands firmly on your hips. He moans into your mouth, sending heart down between your legs. You clench around nothing and rub your legs together, in an attempt to relieve yourself.
Jungkookâs hand brushes your thigh, as if he was asking for an invitation inside. You spread to let him in, his fingertips once again dance along your folds, becoming slick with arousal. He toys with your hardening nub, making you twist and turn. His mouth detaches from yours and land on your neck. He licks and kisses a spot that makes it impossible to keep quiet. Your arms wrap around his body, nails digging into the taut skin of his back. His fingers tease your opening before plunging in deep. His fingers move smoothly and quickly, pulling egregious noises from your lips. He feels you tighten around his fingers.
âAre you gonna cum for me again? Soak my fingers?â He whispers in your ear.
You feel a burning flash run through your body as you let go and experience release. You come undone and as you do, he presses his lips against yours, licking into your mouth. He gently pulls his fingers out of you and brings his fingers to his lips, alternating between kissing you and tasting your release.
Breath heavy, you snake your hand down between your bodies, fingers brushing his hardness in his boxers. He shudders. It had been a while since he had had sex. People perceived him as a hardcore fuckboy but he was truly the opposite. He wanted to be in a relationship, truthfully, thatâs the only way he could cum, knowing the person beneath him was âhisâ.
âI donât think Iâm gonna last. I-Iâm sorry.â He breathes out.
You smirk before pushing him back onto the bed and kneeling next to him. You bend at the waist and place a kiss over his boxers. His breathing gets heavier, chest heaving, abs clenching.
You palm his length before pulling him out and taking him into your mouth. You both moan as you sink deeper and feel him it the back off your throat. You suck gently, pulling off to lick at his tip.
His hand lands on the back off your head, slowly coming around to stroke your cheek. You maintain eye contact as you bob up and down. His eyes roll to the back of his head and he throws his arm over his eyes, unable to control his body as the pleasure takes over.Â
Suddenly, he gently pulls your hair, forcing you off of him.
âIâm gonna cum. I wanna feel you.â He confesses.
He sits up and reaches over to open his bedside table draw. You watch as he pulls out a foil packet. Expertly, he rips it open and slides the condom over his length. He turns back to you, encouraging you to lay back on the bed.
You lay back, and part your legs. He lines up with your core and gently pushes in. He hisses out a few curse words as he feels. You tighten around him. He almost collapses with how good it feels.
âSo fucking tight.â He says through gritted teeth.
His grip on your hips tightens as he rocks back and forth. His tip hitting a spot in you that makes you scream in pleasure. He leans over you, encouraging you to hold on to him.
You both find a steady rhythm, moans reaching a crescendo as you explode. He follows shortly after, you feel the warm fill the condom. He rolls off you and next to you on the bed.Â
âY-you are so sexy. Fuck.â He breathes out, chest heaving.
You laugh and turn to look at him.
âThank you. I think you are too.â You reach out and brush his slightly damp hair out of his face. The angles of his chiseled face glisten more with the assistance of the tin layer of sweat that had formed on his skin.
He scoots closer to you and pecks your lips before getting up to get rid of the soiled condom that has become baggy with the deflation of his length.
You watch his figure as he heads into the bathroom.
You sigh a sigh of happiness. You might never be completely happy with yourself but you hope you can be happy with him and learn to love yourself as much as he might.
Hope you enjoyed this! Once again, no mean message please :)
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Life changed a lot after Nanami Kento came into it.
Nights alone in your apartment feasting on cup ramen with microwaved broccoli (for your health obviously), turned into homemade dinners under candlelight. The long ride to work in the back of an Uber turned into riding in the passenger seat of Nanamiâs luxury car, hands intertwined over the middle console. Quick showers turned into long, steaming baths with essential oils. Winding down from a long day turned from nights out at the bar to nights in under the covers while he softly reads to you.
âDarling, hey, wake up,â you hear Nanami whisper in your ear as you feel your shoulders shake lightly. You groan in protest, not wanting to be broken away from the warmth and smell of him all around you.
âI know, I know,â he softly chuckles, âbut we need to get ready for bed properly.â
You nuzzle into his side more and wrap your arms around him. Squeezing him slightly, you take one long, dramatic inhale of his scent in the crook of his neck, fluttering your eyelashes to give him butterfly kisses.
âWhat are you doing?,â he laughs, âIt tickles!â
âJust taking some for the road,â you smile into his skin.
âYouâre such a dork.â
With Nanami, everything always seems to be taken care of. There is no need to over-extend your brain power, because once a thought or worry passes through, you know itâs been meticulously mulled over by your other half.
Your appointments are scheduled and on the calendar. Your laundry is clean and neatly put away in the proper place. Your memories and photos are filed and categorized, with some of your favorites even framed and displayed in your home and offices. Your books, CDs and other media are sorted alphabetically in pristine condition.
âBut wouldnât it be cool if they were categorized by, I dunno, color? We could make a rainbow wall!â you suggest as you marvel at his work.
Nanami, who is currently kneeling on the floor putting the last of your books on the shelf, turns and gives you a disapproving glare, âAbsolutely not. It would be a disservice to your collection.â
âA disservice to my collection?â
âWhat happens when a series contains books of all different colored covers? Am I supposed to just separate them?â
You blink.
âYouâre right. I apologize for even suggesting something so foul.â
But, most importantly, over everything, your body, mind, and soul are finally at ease. Past anxieties rarely present themselves anymore, and, if they do, you never dwell. People say youâre glowing, and they arenât wrong. Your skin is clear, your hair is shiny and smooth. Your favorite clothes fit a little better, and your shoes are always polished to look brand new.
âNananmi Kento looks good on you, girl,â Shoko muses, watching you over her lunch in the breakroom.
You smirk, daring not to look across the table to conserve your blush, âFeels good too.â
âGross!âÂ
You curl over in laughter as Shoko chucks a strawberry at your head.
All this and more, because Nanami cares, protects, cherishes, and respects you. He would never, ever in a million years try to hurt you in any way. He is honest and loyal, vowed by his duty to be a man. Ever since he was young, he put immense thought into its meaning, only to be confirmed by one look at you.
One look and he knew that you were the one he would spend the rest of his life with.
âI think I should take you out on a date, if you donât mind of course,â Nanami stutters, gently pulling you aside after one of your meetings.
âYou think we should date?â you question, head reeling.
âYes,â he starts, âI think weâve been friends for long enough and itâs time to move forward with our relationship.â
The disbelief you feel must be painted on your face because Nanamiâs normally pale skin is flushed cherry red just looking at you.
âI mean, long term,â heâs babbling now, âI want to make you my wife. Well, I wanted you to be my wife from the beginning, youâre the most beautiful girl Iâve ever seen, but they always say the best relationships start from friendships, so I thought it would be best to take our time. Naturally, now is as good a time as any. Weâre at good places in our careers, we already spend a lot of time together, our personalities mesh, and, I donât mean to be coarse, but I think weâd look pretty good tog-"
Before your mind has a chance to catch up, youâre already cutting him off with a passionate kiss, arms wrapping around his neck to pull him down close to you. After a beat, you feel Nanamiâs broad, warm hands grab hold around your waist, pulling you to him.Â
His lips feel so soft, and more plush than you anticipated. You part yours slightly in an invitation, and heâs quick to swipe his tongue against your bottom lip. You reciprocate and smile when you feel the vibrations of a small moan escape him.
You break the kiss first.
âIâd marry you yesterday if I could, Kento.â
Where he ebbs, you flow. With the few traits he lacks, you flourish. In social settings, you pick up when he doesnât have the bandwidth to keep going. You can read his mind from his body language alone. You've shown him how to aim for the ideal, even when his pragmatic nature leads the way. Youâve taught him to slow down, even when life is relentlessly shoving him along.
âKento, are you- are you crying?â you question in shock.
Itâs difficult to process the information in front of you. Youâre not seeing things, right? Thatâs definitely a tear falling down his cheek. Quickly, you bring your thumb to his face, swiping it away.
Catching your wrist, he brings your pulse point to his lips, giving you a small kiss there.
Here, feet in the white sand of the island of Redang, under the dark, starry sky, Kento goes down to kneel before you.
Recognizing the gesture, your heart swells and all the air leaves your lungs. Both your hands immediately cover your mouth, and the burn of tears forming ignites behind your eyes.
Through the blur, you see him smile.Â
Regaining composure over your senses, you remind yourself to take everything in. The way his honey-brown eyes reflect the lights in the distance, the way his open collar ruffles in the breeze, the appearance of the new freckles from the Malaysian sun that decorate his exposed chest, how his unstyled, blonde hair moves freely, how one of his hands takes both of your own, while the other holds out a breathtakingly beautiful solitaire diamond ring.
Your eyes take him all in and land back on his face, one that displays the most loving, adoring expression youâve ever received.Â
âWhen you came into my life, everything changed. I knew, from that point forward, I would dedicate my existence to ensuring your happiness. Nothing matters to me more than seeing you smile. It gives me purposeâfills the air in my lungs. I have never, and will never need anything more.â
You watch the tears cascade down his cheeks, mirroring your own.
âPlease do me the honor of marrying me and making you my wife.â
One second passes, and you squeal, âYes!â
a/n: This was supposed to be smutty and turned into something fluffy. I can't help it! I just adore him so much. also, how do we feel about this format? I've never done something like this before!
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A Surprise Gift
âAre you fucking for real dude?â Jim slammed the door to their apartment and stumbled toward the couch, âI was this close.â He sat down and stared daggers at his roommate.
âShe wasnât interested bro.â Eric replied, âYou were acting like a fucking creep.â Jim muttered a few curse words under his breath, âSober up.â He tossed him a water bottle.
âFucking cock blocker.â Jim whined before chugging the water, âShe wouldâve been lucky to...â
âYou say that about everyone. Its gross man.â Eric sighed, âLook, Iâm going to bed. You should too. And clean up the kitchen tomorrow. Iâm tired of all the dishes in the sink.â Jim shot him another dirty look and stumbled to his bed.
âFucking asshole.â Eric mumbled, hoping to forget this stupid night out.Â
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The next morning, Eric stumbled out of his room in just a pair of gray boxers. It was Sunday and he had a few things he needed to get done- mainly study for an upcoming exam and exercise. And of course, Jim was up playing videogames.
âDid you start on the dishes?â Jim glared at Eric, and before they could continue bickering, someone knocked on their door.
Jim mumbled something about it being too early, as Eric walked over and opened the door. Sitting in front of the door was a white box, addressed to Jim.
âHey Jim, you got something.â Eric said, placing the box on the counter, âAny idea what it might be?â
Jim smirked, âProbably from one of my admirers.â He chucked, walking over and tearing open the box, âSee dude, this is what happens when you... what the fuck?â
Eric couldnât help but laugh at the contents of the box. Whoever left it had a sense of humor. There were several dick shaped lollipops, all of various sizes and colors. Jim looked mortified as he inspected them.
âWas this you dude?â
âWasnât me.â Eric replied, walking over and inspecting the contents, âMaybe someoneâs trying to tell you something. You gonna try one?â
âNo fucking way man.â Jim grimaced in disgust, âThis mouth doesnât suck dick. Iâm throwing this shit out.â
Eric chuckled, âIâm not that insecure about my sexuality.â He said with a grin, plopping one of the lollipops in his mouth, âBesides, donât you like doing it with guys too?â
Jim smirked, âI get sucked or I fuck. Not the other way around. Iâm not some hole.â
Eric wanted to call Jim an asshole, but was at a loss for words. The flavor of the lollipop was intense, coating his mouth with an intoxicating sweetness. He began sucking vigorously on the lollipop, earning him a look from Jim.
âYo dude, you enjoying that?â Jim chuckled.
Ericâs eyes widened, âDamn,â He chucked in embarrassment, âItâs pretty good.â He looked at the time though and sighed, âShit I need to get ready. Finish those dishes, okay?â
But the rest of the day just didnât feel right to Eric. Likely from the booze he told himself. His workout was shitty and even studying felt useless. Material he mastered was almost as confusing as when he first started. Feeling defeated, he headed back to his apartment.
âHey man, whatâs up?â Jim asked, his eyes never leaving the TV.
âNot much, just feeling off.â Eric replied, absent mindedly grabbing another lollipop and sucking on it, âJust gonna get ready for bed and start fresh tomorrow.â He stumbled to his room, collapsing onto his bed and drifting to sleep.
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The next morning brought no relief. In fact, Eric felt worse. As he stared at himself in the bathroom mirror, he noticed things were off. Maybe it was the lighter color of his hair, or the fact that his triceps and biceps looked less swole. Same with his pecs and legs for that matter. He poked at his pec and grimaced. It felt less firm, almost as if the muscle behind them was breaking down.
âI just need to work out.â He mumbled.
He threw on a pair of his shorts and a t-shirt, noticing that they seemed baggy on him compared to their usual tight fit. He probably fucked them up in the laundry. But he was running late- he didnât have time to worry.
âSee yA lAter!â He called out to Jim- his voice cracking, which caused him to turn red with embarrassment.
Jim raised an eyebrow and watched as Eric grabbed another lollipop, âHey dude, maybe...â But before he could say anything, Eric was gone.
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Eric sighed as he returned to the apartment later that day, feeling defeated. He couldnât focus on the review session his professor was leading. Every time he looked up, he couldnât help but stare at some of the men in his class. More specifically their muscular arms, sexy smiles, and facial hair. While Eric never seemed to notice those things before, it was all he could focus on during class.
âHey mAn.â Why the fuck did his voice keep cracking?
Jim looked over at Eric, âWoah dude, you donât look so good.â He walked over to his roommate. Eric blushed when he noticed Jim wearing nothing but a pair of boxers.
He mustâve just worked out. Eric could smell his musk and couldnât help but notice how big his arms appeared. The heat from his body was radiating, and without thinking, Eric placed a hand on his roommateâs large pec. It felt so good- so firm in his grasp.
âWoah dude, what the fuck?â Ericâs hand shot to his side. He looked down, deep in thought and trying to make sense of his actions.
Before Jim could speak again, Eric grabbed another lollipop and fled to his room, slamming the door and collapsing onto bed, tears stinging at his eyes.
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The following morning, Eric awoke and daintily hopped out of bed and sauntered to the bathroom. He found himself needing to pull up his boxers to prevent them from sliding off his skinny waste. When Eric rubbed the sleep from his eyes and stared in the mirror, he jumped.
âWh-what the fuck?â He whispered, his voice more high pitched and feminine, âWhereâd my pit hair go?â He mumbled raising an arm above his head, âFuck what happened to my muscles?â Tears threatened to fall from his eyes.Â
His hard earned muscles- tokens of his masculinity- all seemed to have shrunk down to nothing. His abs that he worked so hard on were gone, replaced by a thin layer of fat. He spent years working to get his body to peak athletic performance. Even a few days of underperformance at the gym shouldnât have reversed his hard earned gains. He needed to get help... Jim could help him, right? Jim always looked good. So muscular and manly. Eric shook his head and took a few deep breaths.
âI kinda look like the guys Jim brings homeâ He whispered, a strange pride rising from within him, âI-I need to talk to Jimâ, He left to find Jim. But as he did, he noticed the dishes still piled in the sink, âHmm I should take care of those for Jim. He works so hard.â He thought, deviating from his path and grabbing another lollipop. If he was going to do the dishes, he might as well treat himself.
And when he finally finished, he treated himself to another lollipop. Barely remembering why he wanted to talk, he went to knock on Jimâs door. But the sound coming from the other side stopped him- the unmistakable sound of some porn video. And he could hear his roommate moaning.
With each masculine moan, Ericâs mind was melting. Why was some porno making Jim moan like that? Especially when he could make Jim moan like that? The thought of pleasing Jim... it was intoxicating. And as these thoughts violated his mind, he reached down and massaged his ass. He imagined Jim- his sweaty body, his big muscles, his huge dick- grabbing and slapping his ass And as he teased his asshole, Ericâs eyes began to widen- what the fuck was he thinking? Â
He scurried back to his room, forgetting that he had an exam today. Instead, he sat there, sucking on another lollipop, and trying to make sense of what was happening to him. All the while, unaware that his ass was starting to fatten up as his dick shrank. Â
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Eric stumbled out of his room a few hours later, hungering for another lollipop. His ass was massive now- nearly spilling out of his tight boxers. At least they werenât loose anymore. But his gait had shifted too. He would never be able to walk again without showing off his ass with his sexy saunter. No one would ignore it- especially not Jim.
âDude...â Jim said, looking up from his videogame, âFuck...â
Ericâs face turned red, âDude, I donât...â He tried to find another lollipop but they were gone, âBro! What happened to all the...?â
âYou ate them all.â Jim said, walking over to Eric, âShit, what happened to you dude?â
But Eric was near tears, âI need those lollipops, please.â He whined, âTheyâre so good.â And without a second thought, he wrapped his arms around Jimâs muscular torso and sobbed into his pecs.
Jim smirked. Since when was Eric so short? And damn, when did his ass get so fuckable? The jock cupped Ericâs chin and stared deeply into his eyes.
âEric, I donât know what happened to you.â He said with a grin, âBut if you wanna suck cock so bad, why settle for those stupid lollipops?â
Eric looked up at him with wide eyes, unable to reply. Jim slowly pushed Eric to his knees, never breaking eye contact. And Eric, despite the voice in the back of his head screaming for him to stop, pulled down Jimâs shorts. His roommateâs monster of a cock slapped him in the face.
âGo on.â Jim encouraged, âI think you owe me for all the times you cock blocked me. Right roomie?â Â
And with that, Eric wrapped his lips around Jimâs thick cock. The sensation was even more intoxicating than the lollipops. It filled his mouth- the saltiness dancing across his taste buds, while the smell of Jimâs manly musk invaded his nostrils. Ericâs eyes rolled into the back of his head as Jim thrust his cock deeper and deeper into his formerly straight roommateâs throat. And with each thrust, Ericâs hair became lighter and lighter- until settling on platinum blond. At the same time, Ericâs mind was breaking down. His interest in sports disintegrated- he would email his coaches that he was quitting the team. His desire to succeed in school was replaced by a need to suck and get fucked- he would drop out of school tomorrow. Any decency or respect he commanded was drowned in a sea of lust- a need for cock. Any cock, anywhere. Ericâs eyes became vacant and glazed over as the remainder of his intelligence, kindness, and ambition disappeared into the void. And when Jim caught the dull, submissive, slutty look in his roommateâs eyes, he came.
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It had been a few weeks since then and Eric continued to serve his sexy roommate. Jim would go to practice and classes, while Eric would take care of things around the apartment. And when Jim would return, Eric was happy to provide him with either his mouth or ass. Sure, it was a surprise to when he came out as gay. And an even bigger surprise when he dropped out of college. But Eric hadnât a care in the world. Just a hole- as Jim called him.
As he spent another day cleaning up after Jim, he heard a knock at the door.
âOMG is Scott here already?â Eric sang. Jim was nice enough to let the other members of the team use Eric when they needed. But Eric was disappointed to find just a letter addressed to him, âHmm okay then.â He whined, opening it.
His vacant eyes read through the letter. Something about an apology. That those lollipops were meant to teach Jim a lesson for using others as nothing more than holes. That this wasnât what they wanted. That there could be a way to reverse this. Eric giggled- a voice screaming from within his mind to reverse it. To call the number left on the letter and return him to his prior self. But Eric shrugged and tore the letter- the voice in the back of his head now sobbing.
âReverse this?â He giggled, âNot a chance.â
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Marvel and the Street Kids
Billy likes helping people. Especially people who have, and are still going through something heâs also experienced. Hunger, brokeness, homelessness, if youâve had to go through any of those things, Billyâs probably going to favor you more than most of the other people heâs saved. I mean, after all, he knows what all of that feels like. Itâs why he helps out around soup kitchens a lot. Itâs why he donates a hefty bit of his paycheck to homeless shelters and charities. Itâs why he works to keep drugs off the streets, and crime at a low. He doesnât want anyone, man, woman, or child to experience what he has. So, hereâs a couple instances where heâs helping some homeless kids we know. (Btw this is the same AU as the Billy and the Robins post. In that post, basically Billy knew Dick and Jason when the two were both Robins) Roy: *in Speedy costume* âHey Robin, who do you go to whenever you need advice?â
Robin!Jason: *in Robin costume* âBatman, why?â
Roy: âRight, cool. Cool, but what if you canât ask him a certain question?â
Robin!Jason: âOh, then I go to Marvel!â
Roy: âMarvel? Like Captain Marvel?â
Robin!Jason: âYeah!â
Roy: âHuh. Uh⊠okay then.â
Robin!Jason: âWhy do you ask?â
Roy: âNo reason.â
Then, a little bit after Oliver kicked Roy out, Marvel was in Star City because Green Arrow needed him for whatever. As of now, Roy was walking down the street, upset because obviously. Itâs been an about three days since he was kicked out by someone he considered his dad. All because he had a wee little problem with painkillers, and wee little problem with heroin. Youâre supposed to help people whoâre addicted. Especially if theyâre family. You donât just kick them out⊠right?
Roy: *walking down the sidewalk*
Marvel: *flying when he sees him*
Roy: *not paying attention*
Marvel: *flies down in front of him*
Roy: *bumps into Marvel* âHey, watch where youâre gooooâŠwhaâŠ?â *slowly looks up until heâs craning his neck to look up at him*
Marvel: âArenât you GAâs boy?â *looks confused* âWhatâre you doing out this late?â
Roy: âWhat?â
Marvel: âYeah! Youâre uhâŠâ *snaps fingers a couple times, thinking* âSpeedy. Right?â
Roy: âDo I know youâŠ?â *looks Marvel up in down*
Marvel: âOh, my bad.â *holds hand out for handshake* âIâm Captain Marvel. I donât think weâve properly met.â
Roy: *doesnât shake hand* âWell you already know me. Iâm Speedy.â *shrugs*
They both talk. Marvel gets Roy to open up a bit after he gets the kid a hotdog. While theyâre both sitting on a bench eating their respective hotdogs, (I saw the Marvel in civvies post and heâs wearing that exact fit. He magicked up the red sweater, the yellow hat, and the jeans so they could eat in peace) the archer remembers his conversation with Jason. So, he decides he might as well bite the bullet since his friend hyped up the guy so much.
Roy: âHey⊠I gotta ask something.â
Marvel: âHm?â *mid chew*
Roy: âYou wouldnât happen to know any good struggle meals, would you?â
Marvel: *finishes hotdog* âYeah? I do. You wanna learn some?â
Roy: *hasnât told Marvel about him being homeless now* âYeah.â *takes bite of his hotdog*
Marvel: âOkie doki then.â
Roy: âYou arenât gonna ask why?â
Marvel: âItâs not really my place. Unless you want me to ask?â
Roy: âNah, not really.â *finishes his hotdog*
Marvel: âThen I wonât.â *stands up* âAlright! To the nearest Chuck E. Cheese!â *points in a random direction*
Roy: *also stands up, raising a brow at him. Moves Marvelâs arm in the correct direction* âWhy are we going to a Chuck E. Cheese?â
Marvel: âYouâll see. Cmon!â *starts jogging in the direction Roy corrected him to*
Roy: âDude, wait up!â
When theyâre now outside the Chuck E. CheeseâŠ
Marvel: âAlright. So, hereâs what youâre gonâ Are you good?â
Roy: *out of breath because they just ran about three blocks* âYeah⊠Yeah. Iâm good. Just uhâ gimme a sec.â
Marvel: *gives him until he feels better*
Roy: *looking better now* âSo, what were you saying?â
Marvel: âRight, so what youâre gonna be doing is, see those tables?â *gestures to the booths through the Chuck E. Cheeseâs windows. Some booths have leftover pizza and chicken wings in them*
Roy: *nods head*
Marvel: âOkay, great. So youâre gonna go steal all of that.â
Roy: *blinks at him before the most befuddled, bamboozled, puzzled expression crosses his face* âWhat?â
Marvel: âYouâre going. To steal. All of that.â *gestures to the tables again*
Roy: *looks between Marvel and the tables* âDude, I am not stealing scraps from the fucking Chuck E. Cheese tables.â
Marvel: âHow else do you expect to get food then?â
Roy: âI donât know! I expected you to teach me some cheap recipes or something stupid like that!â
Marvel: âOooooooh, so you don't want struggle meals then.â
Roy: âNo, I do. A struggle meal is something like a ketchup sandwich. This is way worse than a goddamn struggle meal.â
Marvel: âYou and I clearly have different definitions of a struggle meal, but okay. Also, chill with the cursing, man. I can teach you something cheap if thatâs what you actually want.â
Roy: âOkay then, thank you, because the day I need to steal scraps from a Chuck E. Cheese, is the day I lose my dignity.â
Marvel: âYeah, yeah, come on. Letâs just go to a grocery store.â
Then, there was Cassandra Cain. She was homeless for about nine years before she went to Gotham when she was seventeen. During her homelessness, she never really stayed in one place. One of the places she ended up in was Fawcett when she was about sixteen. There, she met Captain Marvel. She man saved her from a mugging she was about to take care of herself.
Marvel: *staring at her because Solomonâs whispering about how sheâs worthy*
Cassandra: *staring right back, picking up confusion in the manâs body language*
Marvel: âWhatâs your name, miss?â
Cassandra: *stares blankly at him* (Guys, this is before she learned most stuff. So she has no idea what heâs saying and has to go off of body language alone.)
Marvel: *stares back* âCan⊠You not speak?â
Cassandra: *continues to stare blankly*
Marvel: *sighs* âIâll take that as a no.â *reaches into pocket dimension*
Cassandra: *startled when she sees half the manâs arm disappear*
Marvel: *pulls out some money and puts it in one of her hands* âPlease take this. I can tell you donât have a home. Starving isnât fun.â
Cassandra: *sees understanding in Marvelâs body language and looks at the money in her hand then back at Marvel*
Marvel: *hovering off the ground* âStay safe, miss.â *gives her a little wave before flying off*
Cassandra: *watches him go*
They meet more times after that, and soon, Cassandra ends up being one of the many homeless kids he checks up on. Cassandra comes to enjoy the manâs presence, and Marvel comes to enjoy hers as well. She eventually gets a really good read on the man after a while and he gets a good read on her. She even mimicked the manâs bodily expressions sometimes with a nod here, or a shrug there. Marvel even got to learn her name after she gestured to one of the other kids who had a cast on their leg. He guessed a couple times before he got her actual name. They ended up having to charade it, Beetlejuice style.
Marvel: âCassie?â
Cassandra: *makes a so-so motion with her hand* (something she picked up from the man) *makes a motion that was supposed to convey it was longer*
Marvel: âLongerâŠ?â *pauses to think for a solid 20 seconds* âCassandra?â
Cassandra: *gives him a thumbs up* (another gesture learned from him)
Marvel: âWait thatâs actually your name?â *body language shows heâs happy he got it right*
Cassandra: *blankly stares* (Again guys, she has no clue what heâs saying)
Marvel: âOh, this is awesome!â *body language shows he gets happier. He starts yapping about stuff*
Cassandra: *listens even though itâs all gibberish to her*
Cass liked that she could depend on someone. The man was⊠sunny. Thatâs the best way to put it. She liked listening to him talk. He never expected an answer or response. She liked that. She also liked that when she did try to respond, he was patient and did his best to try and understand her. Their friendship (sort of father daughter thing) continued until she was almost seventeen, and soon, things came to an end.
Marvel: âYouâre leaving?â *body language shows concern*
Cassandra: *saw him look to the backpack stuffed with things for the trip to the next town. she nods her head*
Marvel: *body language shows disappointment for a moment before acceptance* âI see.â *gives her a warm smile* âIt was nice knowing you, Cassandra.â *gives her same little wave he gave her when they first met* âI hope we get to meet again.â
Cassandra: *waves back unlike the first time they met and leaves*
They actually met again, unbeknownst to Marvel, when he was in Gotham to help Bruce with something. They got paired up together to go and do something for the mission.
Marvel: âYou know, you remind me of this girl I knew from a while ago.â
Cassandra: *silence and a stare because she knows heâs talking about herself*
Marvel: âYeah, she wouldâve done that same blank stare too.â
Cassandra: *wondering how he knows sheâs pulling the same face as herself*
Some goons decided to interrupt them before she could figure that out.
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My Golden Girl â§âË â
One Shot (Request)
àŹł Kaiser loves his generous golden girl, but he hates it when people take advantage of her kindness
àŹł character; michael kaiser (bllk)
àŹł tags; afab reader, no y/n, FLOOF, soft mihya
[đ]: This takes place before the Blue Lock project, so Kaiser should still be in Germany and practicing with Bastard.
The moon can only shine at night because of the sun.
That's what your relationship is like with Kaiser.
He honestly had no idea where he'd be without you. There were days when he felt like he was slowly losing himselfâdrowning in the pressure to remain at the top. But as he teeters on the edge, you always come to pull him right back in.
Your sweet words at the end of his day were enough to keep him grounded. As a matter of fact, you barely needed to do much to pacify him. But knowing youâyou would go over and beyond for him. Seriously. It puzzles him why someone as pure as you would mess around with someone like him.
But who was he to question you?
"Yo, your girlfriend's been here for like an hour. Have you even seen her already?" Kaiser snaps out of his daydream as the locker room door swings open. It was some guy from his team who he never really bothered to remember the name of. His gaze follows his teammate as he saunters over to his locker.
"Eh... but she's out helping the managers again." That's when his attention was truly caught. "She's what?" "Y'know... handing out bottles and stuff. You should ask her to become a manager too. She'll fit right in." Tsk.
Kaiser shakes his head and grabs the towel off of his head. He aimlessly chucks the piece of fabric to the side and gets up without another word.
His teammate watchesâdumbfoundedâat the lack of a response. "Hey, Kai-"
But as soon as he spoke, Kaiser was already out of the door.
He wasn't angry or annoyed that you showed up unannounced. Truthfully, he didn't know what he felt. There was a reason why he avoided bringing you or inviting you to his practices.
You were too kind for your own good and the people here aren't shy about taking advantage of you.
Kaiser was stuck between a rock and hard place. One on hand, he loved that you cared enough about him to go out of your way even help the management or even his team. He couldn't bring himself to scold anyoneâespecially not you. On another, he knew what they were doing to you. They pretended to be all nice and sweet when asking you favors. But don't they have any shame asking so much from you?
Just like what Mr. Forgettable Name said earlier, you were almost like a manager here. But, fuck that. You're supposed to be a guest. You're his girlfriend, so you deserve nothing but the best treatment.
Yet, here he wasâwatching you as you scurry around, handing water bottles to his... not teammates. What the hell were you even doing giving water to the second string players? Jesus. He wasn't even sure if they were on the second string.
The more he observed, the angrier he became. Someone better hold him back and tell him what he just witnessed wasn't what he thought because one of the players definitely handed you an empty bottleâwhich, of course, you threw in the trash for him.
Sure, he's probably tired from running all day and yeah, you were closer to the trash bin. But who the fuck does he think he is to ask you of something like that?
He didn't even notice that his legs moved on their own. His body wanted nothing but to walk over to you. Never mind what his heart was telling him.
"Hey."
You spun around, knowing whose voice it was that almost startled you. His bright blue eyes peered down at you and he seemed... a bit pissed.
"Sorry... I know I should've told you that I was coming today, but-" Kaiser sighs heavily, running his tattooed hand through his blonde locks. "Don't apologize. I'm not madâI just..."
But he wasâhe was most definitely mad. Just not at you.
It was like the world was testing the limits of his patience today because damn was he not even able to finish his sentence without another person bothering you.
As Kaiser struggled to express himself, one of the managers taps you on your shoulder. She had on the fake smile she always wore whenever she'd ask you a favor.
"Can you go distribute the lunch for the players today? I just have some paperwork to go over. You know how it is... managers get busy~"
Before you could even respond, Kaiser steps forwardâputting distance between you and the manager. "And why would she do that? Isn't that your job?"
You grabbed his arm, telling him that it's alright. In a way, his team and the people who manage it have become your friends. You appreciate them for taking care of your boyfriend while you're not there and you're grateful for their warm greetings whenever you walk past any of them.
There wasn't any issue in you helping these people... or so you thought.
The manager smiles nervously at Kaiser, but she doesn't back down. "Well... I mean... if she's willing to do it, right? What's the harm in that?"
Kaiser exhales audibly. This is why he doesn't confront this dynamic. The manager was partially right because his girlfriend was always willing to help no matter what. Now he looked like the bad guy here.
The conversation shifted to an awkward atmosphere. All three of them felt it. But she was the first to break the ice... as usual.
"Mihya, it's alright. I like helping out the team. Consider it as me helping you as well," she says, smiling warmly.
"Baby," he clicks his tongue. "Forgive me, but... how the hell does it help me when you hand out water and food to these third stringers?"
Your eyes widen. "Mihya! Tone it down; they'll hear you."
He scoffs. "So what? Let them hear it."
At this point, the manager had grown quiet, slowly distancing herself from the developing quarrel.
"I've had enough watching people like her," he says, pointing at the manager before she could escape, "take advantage of you."
"It's not your job to hand out lunch boxes to everyone nor is it your responsibility to make sure they're hydrated. Babyâyou might as well wipe their sweat for them while you're at it," he adds.
As he released these pent up frustrations, he failed to notice the gradual increase in the volume of his voice. It wasn't just you and the manager hearing itâbut everyone else on the field. Even those who were far away, ran over to the commotion.
Kaiser never gave up even a second for you to butt in. "Remember that time they asked you to run to the nearby convenience store to buy God-knows-what? Or that time you had to go with... with... whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is to the hospital?"
"It's Igor," a faint voice reminds him.
"Shut the fuck up!" he retorts. Kaiser sighs deeply, the realization that everyone else was listening finally dawning on him. "What I'm trying to say is that... I'm just tired of seeing you be used like that, especially since I know how pure your heart is and all that," he says, softly.
He wanted the last part to be heard only by you. After all, you were the only one that mattered to him at the moment.
You were... well... staring at him in awe. Speechless. Unmoving. Stunned.
You were clueless to how he felt. Sure, they did ask too much of you. But you didn't think Kaiser was observing you to that degree. Your heart melted at his personal show of affection right in front of everyone.
"Mihya..."
You felt stupid that you could only mutter his name despite everything he had said. But before you could do anything else, his large hand grabs on to your wristâpulling you along with him. His strides were purposeful and his grasp was firm. You hurriedly shuffled to keep up with his pace.
After gaining some distance from the group, Kaiser halts and turns to look back at them one last time.
"If I see any of you ask a favor from her againâI'll make sure to deal with you."
A promise and a threat.
He yanks you again and continues walking away. Overwhelmed by the sudden turn of events, you try to stop him despite his strength. "Hey... slow down. Let's talk... please?"
Kaiser blatantly ignores you, only stopping once you were inside of the facility and away from prying eyes. The firm grip that once wrapped around your wrist was replaced by a gentle caress as he brought your hand to his lips.
"Sorry... I got carried away. You know I can't let them do tha-"
"It's okay. I understand. Thank you for standing up for me," you say, cutting him off.
He blinks a couple of times, surprised at how well you took it. "You're not mad?"
"Why would I be mad at my boyfriend protecting me?"
You couldn't help but giggle at him. How silly would it be for you to get angry at him right now? What he did was one of the sweetest things anyone could do for someone; not everyone is brave enough to stand up for their significant other like that.
His look of astonishment was quickly replaced with a small smile. "I guess you're right, baby."
And before you know it, you were already caged in his warm embrace.
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Could we perhaps get a blurb/chapter of when Eliza was born - maybe Eddie thinking back that this is so different than how Brittany was, when Y/N got into labor, where they were and how they reacted?
+ could you write about Eliza being born? I would love to see their reactions and eddie helping reader out plss
+ Please, let us in on the labor with Eddie and Reader from "As you wish". Did Y/N curse Eddie out, threatening to kick his ass or did Eddie do a prince Harry (God I hope not) and use all the gas?
I thought this would be a good chance to tell the story of two births of two very important Munsons, ten years apart đ
Warnings: childbirth and all that comes with it, Brittany, not a warning but the italic sections are flashbacks/in the past
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The blaring wail of Eddieâs alarm clock wakes you up from your night of fitful sleep. Itâs hard to remember the last time you had a full peaceful eight hours. The soreness in your lower back and the increasing pressure in your pelvis have been your loyal companions for the past few weeks, determined on not letting you have a moment of comfort.Â
Next to you, Eddie smacks his hand against the clock. The whining stops and the bed shifts as Eddie rolls over and presses a kiss to your cheek.
âMorning, gorgeous.â
Your answering groan makes your husband let out a soft chuckle as he pushes himself up into a seated position. Figuring itâll be better to get up than continue to lay there so uncomfortably, you roll onto your side and shove yourself up until youâre sitting. A look down at your feet reveals that your ankles are swollen. Again.
âKnow what today is?â Eddie asks as he opens his underwear drawer.Â
âUh huh,â you hum. The mattress springs squeak as you stand up.Â
âThink sheâll make her grand entrance today?â he asks.
âDoubt it,â you say through a yawn. âBabies are never born on their due date.â
Eddie strips off his shirt and comes around the bed to give you a proper good morning kiss.Â
âHow you feeling, baby?â
âPeachy,â you grunt. âGonna go get the boys up.â
Luckily, neither Ryan nor Luke gives you any trouble waking up or getting ready for school. They know how youâve been feeling lately and have been great about helping you out when they can.Â
âBye!â Ryan says as he slips his backpack on.Â
âHave a good day,â Eddie says, ruffling both boysâ hair.
You press a kiss to the top of their heads and Luke rubs a hand across your swollen belly.Â
âBe good in there, Eliza!â
A smile grows on your face at his words. They head out the door to the bus stop, Ryan giving you one last wave before you close the door.
âAlright, Iâm gonna head out,â Eddie says. He walks over and cups your face in his warm hands. âCall me if you need anything, okay?â
âI will,â you assure him.Â
He nods and presses a sweet kiss against your lips.Â
âRelax and get some rest.â
âOkay.â You give him another kiss in return. âHave a good day at work.â
âLove you, baby.â
âI love you, too.â
Not even two minutes after Eddie walks out the door, you plop down in front of the television with the remote. The only thing on at this time of day are soap operas, which have started to become an addiction of yours since thereâs nothing else for you to do.Â
Fortunately, one of todayâs plotlines is so boring and you predicted the identical twin brother twist a week ago, so you manage to fall asleep. Itâs only a cat nap, but youâll take anything you can get these days.Â
A different kind of discomfort awakens you this time. Your stomach growls so loudly it feels like it rattles the windows. You rally the strength to get up from the couch, and with a little help from the arms and back of it, youâre standing.Â
An infomercial for some Chuck Norris Total Gym blathers on as background noise as you walkâor more like waddleâinto the kitchen. A peanut butter and banana sandwich has been a go-to for you during this pregnancyâafter Luke happily introduced it to you one day over the summer. Thereâs something about the rich nuttiness and the sweetness of the fruit together between two pieces of bread that makes Eliza very happy in your womb.Â
Once youâve got peanut butter spread on both slices of bread, you move to grab a banana from the fruit bowl. The moment your hand touches the yellow peel, you feel a twinge of pain shoot from your lower back, through your tummy, and down into your pelvis. Your hand braces you against the counter as you breathe through the pain.Â
What the hell was that? You think to yourself. That fucking hurt.
You take a deep breath and grab the banana. As you turn back to your sandwich and peel open the piece of fruit, it hits you.
Were thoseâŠcontractions? No, you tell yourself, shaking your head. It had to be something else.
âNo one ever actually has their baby on the due date,â you say into the quiet kitchen. âMaybe I have to pee again. I swear, this little girl thinks my bladder is a trampoline.â
Once youâre finished up in the bathroom, you head back to finish making your sandwich. But the minute you pick up the butter knife, another stab of pain attacks.
âOh boy,â you say, one hand dropping the knife and going to your lower back, while the other rests on your bump. âYouâre ready to come out, arenât you? You heard that doctor say âOctober 7thâ and you made a note on a calendar, huh?â
The mental image of the baby in your belly marking the date off on a calendar makes you smile as you waddle over to the phone hanging on the wall. The line rings twice before someone picks up.
âScottâs Auto Body, this is Mark speaking. How can I help you?â
âHi, Mark.â You breathe through another twinge of pain. âIs Eddie there?â
âYeah, let me go grab him for you,â Mark says.
âThanks.â
It feels like an eternity as you hear the phone being put down, shuffling noises in the background, then low murmuring voices, until finally the phone is being moved again and you finally hear your husbandâs voice.
âHello?â
âHey,â you say. âI, um, think Iâm having contractions.â
âYou are?â
Itâs hard to tell if thatâs excitement or urgency in his voice. Probably both.
âYeah, the first one I just waved off as a fluke. But theyâve happened a couple of times now.â
âAlright, Iâm on my way home, princess,â Eddie says, and you can already hear him moving around, starting the process. âAre you okay?â
âIâm fine,â you assure him. âTheyâre quick and not too close together yet. Iâll start counting when I feel the next one.â
âGood.â The sound of his keys jingling comes through the phone. âIâll be there in a few minutes. I love you.âÂ
A hint of giddiness is already creeping into his tone. Heâs wanted a baby girl for so long, and sheâs finally ready to make her appearance. You make a mental note to think of Eddieâs excitement anytime a contraction overwhelms you. Of course, you have your own excitement, and lots of it, but seeing Eddie be so truly happy is one thing that could get you through all the pain in the world.Â
Eddie unsheathes his sword as the azure dragon flies overhead. Too far for him to even reach if he threw his sword. The blood red skies cast a purple shadow on the giant winged creature. But Eddieâs almost there. He can see the tower in the distance, normally not a rough journey, but thereâs bound to be something guarding the locked-away maiden.
As he gets closer, Eddie sees that itâs a female Cloud Giant tasked with keeping people like him away. Only the most noble who dare to help the poor young thing locked away.Â
Eddie picks up speed, his sword at the ready as he approaches the giant, thenâbam! Something lands against Eddieâs cheek. He looks up, seeing if the dragon perhaps swooped down to swipe the knight with his tail. But the skies are clear. So, Eddie continues forward. Bam! What the hell isâ
Eddie is jolted back into consciousness by his own pillow smacking his face.Â
âWhat theâŠâ Eddie grumbles in a scratchy, sleepy voice. âWhatâs going on?
He rubs his bleary eyes and sees that Brittany is sitting on the edge of the bed, her back to him.
âBritt?â
Eddie stumbles to his feet and clicks on his bedside lamp before walking around the bed to check on his wife. The first thing he notices is that the crotch of her nightgown and the sheets below her are wet.Â
Wow, this baby must really be messing with her bladder ifâwait.Â
âYour water broke?â Eddie's voice suddenly has no trace of sleepiness in it.Â
âYeah.â
Brittany isnât looking at him. Instead, she looks down at her hands resting on her large bump.Â
âCome on, letâs get you changed,â Eddie says, gently slipping his hand beneath one of her arms so he can help her up.Â
Brittany groans once sheâs on her feet and Eddie hurriedly turns towards their dresser and digs for something she can change into.
âContractions?â Eddie asks as he grabs a pair of sweatpants.
âMhmm.â
âItâs okay,â he assures her.Â
Eddie quickly helps Brittany into her clothes and grabs her already prepared overnight bag from the closet. He slowly leads his wife into the living room so she can rest on the couch while he grabs Ryan.Â
The twenty-two-month-old is sleeping soundly in his crib. Eddie hates to disturb him, but the ball is already in motion.Â
âWha?â Ryan croaks as Eddie scoops him up and holds him against his chest.
âShhh, itâs okay,â he tells his son. âGo back to sleep.â
Ryan thunks his head down on Eddieâs shoulder and immediately begins lightly snoring.Â
The soft whistle in his ear makes Eddie smile as he steps into the kitchen to use the nearest phone. He quickly dials a number he knows by heart and waits for someone to pick up at the plant.
âYeah, hi, is Wayne there? Yeah, Munson,â Eddie says into the receiver. He hikes Ryan up a little higher on his chest while he waits for the phone to get passed.
âHello?â
Eddieâs never been happier to hear that gruff voice.
âHey! Itâs, uh, me. So, Brittanyâs water broke and Ryan needsââ
âIâll punch out right now and meet ya at the trailer.â
God, Eddie loves his uncle.Â
âOkay, see you there.â
Eddie heads back into the living room and helps Brittany up with one hand while the other keeps a good hold on Ryan. Somehow, Eddie manages to get them both in the car, all buckled and ready to go.Â
âWhew.â Eddie takes a deep breath in the driverâs seat. He takes one more before he starts the car. âHere we go.â
The moment Eddie walks through the front door, he makes sure youâre sitting down and comfortable. Sitting down? Yes. Comfortable? Not so much.Â
But youâre content with your peanut butter and banana sandwich as your husband presses a kiss to your forehead.Â
âNine minutes apart,â you inform him through a mouthful of peanut butter.Â
Eddie chuckles at the muffled words.
âOkay. Iâm gonna get changed, then call Wayne so he can be here for when the boys get home.â
You nod and take another bite of your sandwich.Â
Eddie comes back just as another contraction is starting. You set your plate down on the couch to your right and Eddie takes a seat on the other side of you. One of your hands braces you against the cushion youâre sitting on, and Eddie slips his hand into your free one.Â
âJust squeeze my hand, okay? And breathe.â
The pulsating wracks your body as you focus on taking in a large lungful of air. You hold it for a few seconds, counting time by the number of gentle squeezes you give Eddieâs hand, then let it out.Â
âUgh,â you groan when the pain releases you. You flop back on the couch, tipping your chin up as you try and catch your breath. âThat was the longest one so far.â
âWeâll start timing that too,â Eddie says.Â
He presses a kiss to your cheek before pressing a few to the back of your hands. His hands stall when you let out a deep sigh.
âDo you not want me to be touching you? What do you need?â Thereâs a shake in his voice that angers you, because you know exactly why and who made him unsure of how to comfort a woman in labor.
âYes, I want you to touch me,â you say, grabbing his hand in both of yours. âYour touch calms me.â
It doesnât escape your notice that his shoulders sag in relief before he wraps an arm around your shoulders.Â
âJust let me know what you want me to do,â he says.
âThis,â you reply, leaning into his arms. Your eyes slip closed as you snuggle up to the warmth of his body. âWant you.â
âIâm not leaving your side, princess,â he assures you. âDo you want to watch a movie?â
You nod against his neck and Eddie swipes up the remote. He flips through the channels, but itâs the middle of a Tuesday, so thereâs not a whole lot on.
âI can grab a tape or a DVD?â your husband offers.
You shake your head, holding onto him even tighter.
âDonât want you to move. Whatever you find is fine.â
âAlright, wellâŠI guess weâll watch The Scarlet Pimpernel.â
Eddie feels your chuckle rumble against his chest.
âThatâs fine,â you say.
Itâs only seconds before another contraction starts, and Eddie can tell by the way your fingertips dig into him. This one lasts about as long as the previous one, and youâre able to get semi-comfortable against your husband again.
The house is quiet, the two of you on the couch, watching a movie that neither of you have any real interest in. The low volume only makes the loud pop that echoes through the room even more pronounced.Â
âMy water justâŠâ
âYes, it did.â
A heavy pause hangs in the air as the two of you stare at one another. Itâs obvious you have to get up and get going now, but the realization that this is really happening is sinking in for you both.Â
âHoly shit,â you breathe out in a whisper.
This breaks Eddie out of his trance. He starts to laugh and presses a kiss to your forehead.
âHere we go, sweetheart.â
He helps you up off the couch and into your room so you can change clothes. With your husband's help, you slip into a dry pair of sweatpants, an oversized Ghostbusters t-shirt Luke got you when you complained that there were no comfy maternity shirts, and one of Eddieâs hoodies on top of itâeven though you canât zip it up. Your old college backpack has been filled with supplies for weeks, all in preparation for this moment. Eddie slides onto one of his shoulders and walks with you to the front door.
Just as the two of you step into the living room, the door opens. Wayne steps inside and it takes four seconds for his eyes to go from you to Eddie, to the bag hanging on his shoulder, then back to you.
âThank God youâre here,â you sigh in relief.Â
If for some reason he hadnât arrived here before the boys got home, you knew theyâd be okay for a while, but youâll be able to relax more knowing that their grandpa is here with them.Â
âHeading out to the hospital?â Wayne asks.
âYeah,â Eddie answers with a nod. âHer water broke.â
A smile graces the older manâs features, and it softens him.
âYou got this, darlinâ,â he says as he opens the front door wide enough for you and Eddie to get through.
You shoot him a grateful smile as you step outside.
âWeâll call when we have any update,â Eddie tells his uncle.
Wayne just nods and pats Eddie on the back as he passes. The two of you walk to your car together and Wayne watches from the entryway, not wanting to go inside yet in case he can help in any way.Â
Once youâre securely in the car, Eddie waves to Wayne before slipping into the driverâs seat. As he adjusts the rearview mirror, his eyes catch on the car seat thatâs been installed for the past two weeks. It brings a smile to his face as he starts the engine.
âLetâs have us a baby,â Eddie says as he shifts the car into reverse.Â
As soon as you arrive at the hospital, itâs very quick work when Eddie alerts them youâre in labor. Youâre brought right to a room and hooked up to lines and so many wires youâre not even sure what theyâre all for.Â
Your doctor shows up not too long after youâre settled into your bed and says youâre not quite ready to push yet. Your contractions are getting closer together, but theyâre not quite at the active labor phase yet.Â
Now after being hurried up to this room and all set up to go, thereâs nothing to do. The flurry of activity kept your mind off the pain that was creeping up in intensity each time it snuck up on you. But now that thereâs nothing to occupy your mind, it feels like itâs all that fills your head.
âDo you want some pain meds, baby?â Eddie asks, slipping his hand into yours.
He mustâve noticed the way you were gritting your teeth hard enough to wear them down to nubs.Â
âI can have some?â you ask.
âSure, sweetheart. Let me go get the nurse.â
Eddie is right and the nurse is able to administer some medicine that allows you to relax a little. It takes enough of the edge off that youâre able to focus on and appreciate Eddieâs attempts to distract you from the pain and boredom.Â
Your husband had prepared ahead of time and had slipped his battered and well-loved copy of The Two Towers into your overnight bag. He now brings the story to life for you, reading with such passion, and doing different funny voices for the different characters.
ââBeren now, he never thought he was going to get that Silmaril from the Iron Crown in Thangorodrim, and yet he did, and that was a worse place and a blacker danger than ours,ââ Eddie reads to you. ââBut thatâs a long tale, of course, and goes on past the happiness and into grief and beyond it â and the Silmaril went on and came to EĂ€rendil. And why, sir, I never thought of that before! Weâve got â youâve got some of the light of it in that star-glass that the Lady gave you! Why, to think of it, weâre in the same tale still! Itâs going on. Donât the great tales never end?â âNo, they never end as tales,â said Frodo. âBut the people in them come, and go when their partâs ended. Our part will end later â or sooner.ââÂ
Then itâs time for the doctor to check how dilated you are and the timing of your contractions. Itâs still not time, she tells you with a sympathetic smile before heading out to attend to other patients.Â
Now, Eddie finds a pile of old magazines and newspapers strewn about a small table in the corner. He picks up an outdated print of the Washington Post at random, sits in the chair heâs positioned near your head, and begins to read a news article in an over-the-top news anchor voice.
âThe first musical number epitomized the kind of commercialized outrageousness that MTV has perfected in recent years. It featured Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, decked out in white wedding ensembles in a homage to Madonna, who famously wore a wedding dress on MTV's first Video Music Awards broadcast in 1984, when she performed âLike a Virgin.â Madonna appeared dressed as a groom, and the number, which also briefly featured Missy Elliott, provided the evening's first gyrating rumps, as well as a truly yechy moment: The sight of oversexed old Madonna tongue-kissing oversexed young Spears. It didn't seem outrageous or sultry; it smacked of desperation.â
âSuch outrage,â you joke with a shake of your head.Â
âKids today,â Eddie says with an over dramatic sigh. âAll their music is just noise.â
You giggle and reach for his hand. He gladly takes it and laces his fingers with yours.
âHow are you feeling, princess?â
âIâm good,â you tell him, giving his hand a squeeze. âMy wonderful, loving husband is doing a great job of keeping me entertained.â
A smile that can only be described as adoring grows on Eddieâs face. He leans forward and presses kisses to your knuckles.
âAnything for you.â
By the time the hospital staff gets Brittany up to her room and hooked up to all the equipment, the doctor says itâs not long before she can start pushing. Which also means that thereâs no time to give her any drugsâno matter how much she begs.Â
âUgh! This sucks,â Brittany complains once itâs just her and Eddie in the room.Â
âI know,â Eddie says.Â
âDo you?â she snaps back.
âI mean, IâŠâ Eddie stutters over his words. âI was there when Ryan was born. I know the pain you were in then.â
âAt least they were able to give me something for pain then. Now I canât even get a fucking Tylenol.âÂ
âDo you want to talk about something to keep your mind off it?â Eddie offers. He scoots his chair up to the edge of the bed and rests a hand on Brittanyâs blanket-covered thigh.Â
âFine,â the blonde grunts out. âWhat do you want to talk about?â
âUmâŠwhat about middle names? We havenât decided yet.â
âDidnât we?â Brittany sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose.
âNo,â Eddie replies. âJust first names. Luke for boy, Lucy for girl.âÂ
âFine. So, Ryanâs middle name is after your uncle because you just had to do that,â Brittany rolls her eyes and shrugs her shoulders. âWhat about from my family?â
âWhat names do you like?â Eddie says between clenched teeth. She's having my baby, sheâs having my baby, sheâs having my baby, he reminds himself over and over again.Â
âAnatoly,â Brittany says. âFor a boy.â
âLuke Anatoly Munson.â Eddie wrinkles his nose at how the name sounds out loud. âI donât think that goes.â
âFine.â Brittanyâs silent for a moment as she considers other names. âAndrei?â
Eddie internally sighs. Heâs always thought it was cool that much of Brittanyâs family emigrated from Russia, but the landâs native names donât flow well with âLuke Munson.âÂ
âAleksandr,â Brittany suggests, pulling Eddie out of his own head.Â
âHuh.â
Eddie leans back in his chair, letting the name roll around his brain. It's a good one, he thinks. ButâŠ
âShould we use the American spelling?â Eddie asks.
âWhy, so he can be named after your dad?â Brittany bites out.
The room is silent as Eddie furrows his brow. He shakes his head in confusion as a nurse steps in to check on the monitors Brittany is hooked up to.Â
âThatâs notâŠBritt, that isnât my dadâs name.â
âWhat?â Brittany stares at her husband as if he has three heads. âOf course it is.â
âPeople called him âAlâ, yeah,â Eddie starts. âBut his full name is Alan. Not Alexander.âÂ
âOh.â Brittany waves a hand dismissively as if not knowing her husbandâs dadâs name after years together is nothingâa common mistake, even.Â
Eddie shakes his head, shoving the irritation to the back of his mind for the time being. There will be plenty of time later to be annoyed by Brittanyâs ignorance and apathy. After the baby is born.
The tension grows in his neck, so Eddie rolls his shoulders and leans back in his chair.
âSo, Luke Alexander Munson for a boy?â Eddie checks.
âSure,â Brittany says as another contraction washes over her. The way her eyes squeeze shut so tightly and her teeth clench with a vengeance pangs Eddieâs heart.Â
âAnd for a girl,â Brittany grits out, obviously trying to talk through the pain in an attempt to ignore it, âLucy Alexandra Munson.â
âThatâs pretty.â
Eddie goes to take his wifeâs hand as her body relaxes from the fading contraction. But Brittany snatches her hand back.
âPlease, just donâtâŠtouch me.â
âOkay. Sorry.â
Eddie barely has time to feel the sting of rejection before the doctor is back in the room to check on Brittanyâs progress.Â
âGood news,â the doctor announces. âYouâre dilated enough. Itâs time to start pushing.âÂ
âOh boy,â Brittany mutters, trying to garner strength from her exhausted body.Â
The room is a flurry of activity as nurses prepare everything the doctor might need.Â
Eddie stands and goes to reach for his wifeâs hand before remembering she doesnât want to be touched. But as another contraction wracks her body, Brittany reaches up and grabs his hand. It brings a small smile to Eddieâs lips, despite how hard sheâs gripping it because of her pain.Â
âAlright, Brittany,â the doctor says as he gets into position at the end of the bed, âweâre going to try pushing now.â
âWe?â Brittany barks out in a strained and breathless laugh.Â
âWell, mostly you,â the doctor teases as a nurse goes to stand on Brittanyâs other side, opposite of Eddie.Â
âAlright, honey,â the nurse says, putting one hand on Brittanyâs shoulder. âPush when the doctor counts to three.â
âOne, twoâŠâ
He doesnât even get to three before Brittany starts squeezing the life out of Eddieâs hand. Eddie just clenches his teeth and takes it though, willing to soak up any pain that he can from his wife.Â
âJesus, fuck!â Brittany shouts through her pushing. Her face is already sweaty, matting hair to her forehead. Eddieâs quick to brush it away with his free hand.
âYouâre doing so good, Britt,â Eddie encourages. âYouâve got this.â
Brittany nods, either in acknowledgment of his words or just because she wants him to shut up.Â
âAlmost there, Mrs. Munson,â the doctor says.
Eddieâs eyes widen in surprise. When Ryan was born, they were at it for a while before he decided to make his grand entrance into the world. People had told him that second babies tend to come out quicker, but Eddie didnât know this one was practically banging down the door to get out.Â
âThis oneâs got some mettle,â Eddie says.Â
âJust like Dad,â Brittany grits out and it takes Eddie a second to get her joke.Â
Mettle, metal? He got it.Â
Eddie huffs a laugh, honestly impressed by her ability to come up with a joke while sheâs trying to pass a human being through her body.Â
âOkay, now just one more biiig push,â the doctor says.Â
âCome on, hun,â Eddie cheers, bracing his hand against Brittanyâs as she channels everything in her to push.Â
âAlmost there, almost thereâŠâ the doctor repeats.Â
Suddenly the shrill sound of an infant wailing fills the small room. Itâs the most beautiful sound Eddie has ever heard.Â
âItâs a boy,â the doctor announces, holding the newborn up enough for the parents to see.Â
Brittany drops Eddieâs hand out of pure exhaustion, but thereâs a smile on her face as she drops back against the pillows. The baby is handed to a nurse for initial cleanup.Â
âIâm so proud of you,â Eddie says softly to Brittany.Â
She tilts her head up and gives him a sleepy smile.Â
The softness in her gaze has Eddie leaning down to press a kiss to her lips. Surprisingly, she kisses him back.Â
âWould you like to cut the cord, Dad?â the doctor asks.
âYes,â Eddie responds before the doctor can even finish the question.
He walks down to the foot of the bed and takes the pair of scissors to the umbilical cord, snipping it in two. Eddie hands the scissors back blindly, as his eyes never leave his newborn son. No detail escapes his notice as he watches a nurse gently take him and lay him on Brittanyâs chest.Â
âOh, hi,â Brittany says, one hand covering the entirety of his little back.Â
Eddie comes back up to the head of the bed and beams down at his wife and baby. Brittany glances up at him, then back down.Â
âLook at this beautiful boy,â Eddie coos.Â
Brittany chuckles and Eddie leans down to kiss her head, then the newbornâs.
âBeautiful little Luke,â Brittany says.Â
A nurse takes him back to fully clean him up and swaddle him in a soft white blanket.Â
âYou want to hold him?â the nurse asks Eddie.
âYes.â Eddie nods emphatically and holds out his arms.Â
The moment the gentle weight lands in his arms, Eddieâs eyes fill with tears.Â
âHi, my boy.â
âTo place a call outside of the hospital, please press nine.â
Eddie does as the automated voice tells him and leans back in his chair. You let your head loll to the side, the scratchy pillow brushing against your cheek as you watch your husband. This brief respite from contractions allows you to smile when you hear the echo of Ryanâs voice come from the phone.
âHey, you,â Eddie says, grinning as well. âHow was school?â
âGood! Isthebabyhereyet?âÂ
His eagerness makes Eddie chuckle.Â
âNo, no baby yet. Just figured Iâd check in with you guys.â
âWhat he say?!â Luke shouts in the background.Â
âNo baby!â Ryan tells him.Â
The phone shuffles back and forth before Luke says, âJust share it!â
âUh, you both there?â Eddie asks.Â
âYeah!â they say at the same time.Â
âDid you askââ
âNot yet, Iââ
Eddie tilts his head to the side as they bicker. He somehow deciphers that they want to talk to you.
âYou can talk to her if you hush up and behave.â
Both boys fall silent at that. Thereâs a small pause before Ryan says, âOkay.â
âGood.â Eddie nods and hands the phone over to you.
âHello?â
âHi!â two young voices call at the same time.Â
âHow do you feel?â Ryan asks.
As if his question summoned it, a contraction rears its ugly head. Your forehead furrows as you try to ignore it and focus on the conversation with the boys.
âIâm doing okay.â
âDo you hurt?â Luke asks.Â
Your free hand bangs against the bed rail in an attempt to keep from shouting in pain. Eddie sits up straighter in his chair, concern filling his eyes. He motions to the phone, silently asking if you want him to take it back.Â
âLittle bit,â you grit out to answer Luke while shaking your head to answer Eddie.Â
âDid they give you any medicine?â Ryan asks.
âYeah, a while ago. So, uh, what did you guys do at school today?â
âNothing really,â Luke says. âOh, you and Dad have to come down to the school and get the meat thermometer.â
âThe what?â you ask.Â
âThe meat thermometer.â
âLuke, what are you talking about?â
Eddie looks at you, questioningly, and you shrug your shoulders.Â
âMe and my friend Kevin wanted to test the temperature of the cafeteria hot dogs, so I brought the meat thermometer. But then we got caught and the lunch lady took it. So now you need to get it.â
âYou did what?â You hear Wayneâs muffled shout.Â
âWe wanted to make sure it was safe!â Luke defends.Â
The contraction finally releases you and youâre able to relax as much as you can in the lumpy hospital bed.Â
âWhat about you, Ry?â you ask.
âI didnât care how hot the meat was,â he says, completely serious.
You laugh and it helps your body wash away that lingering whisper of pain.
âNo,â you say. âWhat did you do at school today?â
âWe have to write papers for history class, and we started today.â
âOh yeah? Whatâs the paper on?â you ask, trying to think of anything except the next contraction.Â
âEveryone got assigned some kind of job we have to study. I got dentist.â
âAnd what did you learn today?â As much as Lukeâs shenanigans can keep you entertained, they can also stress you out. But Ryan loves to go into detail about what heâs working on at school and this shall hopefully provide you with a relaxing distraction.Â
âUhhâŠâ Ryan hums as he thinks. âThe first dental school in America was founded by Horace H. Hayden and Chaplin A. Harris.â
âWhen?â you press.
â1840. In Maryland, in case you were gonna ask!â
Itâs impossible not to smile at how well the boy knows you.
âGood job, Ry,â you tell him. âIâm proud of you.â
The beginnings of a new contraction appear, and your fingers tighten around the phone receiver. You spy your doctor out in the hallway and use it as an excuse.
âAlright, boys,â you start, âmy doctor is coming so I gotta go, okay? Daddy will call when thereâs an update.â
âOkay,â Ryan says.
âLove you!â Luke adds.
âI love you both, too.Â
Eddie hangs up the phone for you just as your doctor actually does walk into your room.Â
âHow are we feeling Mrs. Munson?â she asks you.Â
Youâve been âMrs. Munsonâ for eight months now but it still gives you butterflies every time you hear it.
âContraction-y,â you tell Dr. Hahn.Â
She chuckles and nods her head in understanding.Â
âThat makes sense, you know, with the contractions and all.â She tugs two medical gloves out of the box marked âmediumâ. âAlright, Iâm just gonna check how your dilation is going.â
As you lay back to let the doctor do her thing, Eddie leans forward and raises an eyebrow at you.Â
âShould I be concerned about whatever it is that Luke did now?â he asks.Â
âI think itâs okay,â you say with a chuckle. âApparently, you just have to go to school to pick up a meat thermometer he brought to check the temperature of the school hot dogs.â
Eddie stares at you, his face almost as blank and emotionless as youâve ever seen it. You can practically see his brain attempting to digest this information, but it thinks itâs reading the data incorrectly.Â
âHe what?â Eddie finally asks.
Luckily, Dr. Hahn saves you from admitting you have no idea what goes on in the mind of Luke Munson.Â
âWell, Mrs. Munson,â Dr. Hahn says, âthe time has arrived. Youâre fully dilated now; time to start pushing.â
Youâve known all along that youâd have to do thisâhell, youâve known it for about eight months nowâbut the reality of actually pushing a person out of your body is sobering. How did this moment finally arrive? Werenât you and Eddie just sitting on the bathroom floor, waiting for the results of the pregnancy test? And now youâre supposed to start pushing? You feel as if youâve had no time to prepare. Prepare for this labor, prepare for taking the baby home, prepare to be a fully-fledged mom to a newborn.Â
A moment of serenity washes over you as your mind reminds you of one important factor, though: this is your and Eddieâs baby. You are bringing a child into this world that is half you and half the man you love. A baby who is the product of the love that you both easily fell into and fought like hell to make work. Suddenly, labor doesnât seem so bad. It may hurt, but to you it is a privilege and honor to bring this little girl, and everything she stands for, into the world.Â
âYou alright, sweetheart?â Eddie asks.Â
âYeah,â you assure him with a small smile. âIâm ready to meet our baby.â
The infectious grin that spreads on Eddieâs face warms your heart and gives you a boost of strength to get this show on the road.
Eddie stands up as Dr. Hahn gets everything situated. He slips his hand into yours and leans down to press a sweet kiss to your lips.
âIâm right here with you, princess,â he says softly. âYouâre the strongest womanâno, person I know.â
His words have your eyes filling with tears and the hormones certainly arenât helping.Â
âI love you so much, Eddie.â
âI love you, too.â
âOh, here comes another contraction,â Dr. Hahn says, looking at the monitors that youâre hooked up to. âWeâre gonna try pushing on this one, Mrs. Munson, okay?â
âOkay.â
The wobble in your voice is clear. Eddie presses a kiss to the back of your hand. Just as his lips brush your skin, you feel the now-familiar pressure that precedes a contraction.Â
âOof,â you groan as the intensity increases.
âAlright, nowâŠpush,â Dr. Hahn instructs.Â
You take the deepest breath that your pain will allow, grit your teeth, and clutch your husbandâs hand as you begin to push.
âGreat job, Mrs. Munson,â Dr. Hahn praises. âKeep it going.â
And it does keep going. And going. And going.Â
But fifty-three minutes later, you hear the most beautiful sound youâve ever heard in your life.Â
Shrill, high-pitched wails fill the room, and you immediately begin sobbing.Â
âHere she is,â Dr. Hahn says, holding her at an angle you can see. âCongratulations, Mom and Dad.â
Even covered in vernix and blood, your new daughter is the most beautiful thing youâve ever seen. A nurse places her on your chest, and the moment you feel that skin-to-skin contact with her, youâre done for. She already has you wrapped around her little finger.
The newborn continues her cries, escalating to a new pitch every time she gets another lungful of air. Itâs as if sheâs a royal, informing all her subjects of her many woes.Â
Eddie leans in and kisses your lips, the tears on your face mingling with the ones on his. When your husband pulls back to stare at his baby girl, his face is filled with awe and adoration.Â
âSheâs here,â he whispers to no one in particular.Â
âDo you want to cut the cord, Mr. Munson?â Dr. Hahn asks.
Eddie reaches for the scissors a nurse is holding out to him and he has them in his hand before you could say âRyan and Lukeâs new baby sister.â
This is Eddieâs third time doing this, so he knows right where to line the scissors up even before Dr. Hahn instructs him. Eddie severs the cord and a nurse takes the baby so she can have a proper cleaning.Â
Neither your nor Eddieâs eyes leave the newborn as sheâs swaddled up in a nice warm blanket.
âDo we have a name yet?â The nurse asks as she slides a pink hat onto the tiny babyâs head.
âEliza,â you say proudly. Tears fill your eyes at the sound of her name out loud. Out loud now that sheâs here. This precious little bean thatâs been growing inside of you for so long is finally here, a real little person you get to hold and love on.Â
âEliza Marie Munson,â Eddie says, the same emotions that youâre going through reflecting in his voice.Â
âWell, Dad,â the nurse says as she picks up Eliza and turns towards Eddie. âWould you like to hold your baby girl Eliza?â
Your husband nods emphatically, reminding you of Luke when heâs asked if he wants to go to the toy store. The nurse gently transfers Eliza to her fatherâs arms, and you watch as his face morphs as he holds his daughter for the first time.
âH-Hi, Eliza.â Eddie sniffs and clears his throat, trying to shove the tears away. âI canât believe youâre finally here. I canât believe that I actually have a daughter.â Slowly, Eddie leans in to press his lips to her soft, smooth forehead. Eliza coos and her face scrunches up adorably. âYou wanna know something, Eliza? You have the best mommy in the world. And now I have the two most perfect girls in the world.â
Eddie looks up at you with a gentle smile. Tears are falling down your cheeks so rapidly that it feels like youâre playing whack-a-mole as you try to wipe them all away.Â
Your husband stands next to the bed and nods at you, signaling for you to ready your arms for the baby. You gladly accept the warm little bundle, and more tears begin to cascade as you gaze down at her gorgeous little face.Â
âHi, baby girl. Iâm your mommy.â Saying the words aloud sounds odd to your ears. Sure, youâve basically been a mother to Luke and Ryan for years now, but you never introduced yourself to them as âmommy.â But thatâs what you are, from Elizaâs first breath, youâre her mom for her entire life.Â
âYou okay?â Eddie asks. He reaches down and rubs a warm hand against your shoulder.
âIâm wonderful,â you say. âItâs weird, though. Having Eliza from this very first moment of her life, I now wish even more that I couldâve known the boys as soon as they came into the world.â
Eddie lets out a soft chuckle and places a kiss to the top of your head.
âTrust me, princess. This has been the least dramatic and stressful of all the kidsâ births.â
You chuckle as well, and the sound seems to tickle Eliza. Her tiny head moves from side to side slowly, as if sheâs shaking her head no in slow motion.
âI canât wait for them to meet her,â you say.
âGuess I need to make a phone call home.â
The door to the hospital room clearly needs some oil as it squeaks open. Wayne steps inside, a curious Ryan in his arms. The almost-two-year-old gazes around the room with wide eyes, taking in all the unfamiliar equipment.
âHey, you!â Eddie says as he takes the little boy from his uncle. âDid you have a good day with Grandpa?â
âYep,â Ryan says, still taking in his new surroundings. âPlay catch.â
âYou played catch?â Eddie asks, his pitch rising in that faux excitement adults use when talking to young children.
âUh huh!â
âThat sounds like fun. Guess what?â
âWhat?â
âYouâre a big brother now,â Eddie tells him.Â
âBaby?â Ryan asks.
âYes! Mommy had the baby. Do you want to meet him?â
Ryan nods enthusiastically, trying to look around his dadâs head to catch a glimpse of his mother. She comes into view as Eddie turns and walks towards the hospital bed, where Brittany is cradling a sleeping Luke.Â
Eddie gently sets his older son down on the bed next to his mom.
âHi, Ryan,â Brittany says softly. âCome here, look at the baby.â
Cautiously, Ryan shuffles forward and peers at the blanket-wrapped bundle.
âThis is your little brother, Ry,â Eddie says. âYou guys are going to be best friends.âÂ
âDo you want to hold him, Wayne?â Brittany asks, fighting back a yawn.
ââCourse.âÂ
Brittany carefully hands him over, and Wayne looks down at his new grandson in absolute wonder.
âWell, arenât you the sweetest baby?â Wayne says to Luke.
As the older man cradles the baby, Ryan stands up and taps his dadâs arm. Eddie hums in question and raises his eyebrows at the toddler.
âUp, up,â Ryan says, holding his arms up.
It melts Eddieâs heart that Ryan wants to be held up next to his new brother. The room is quiet, save for the echoes of hospital sounds drifting in.Â
Luke starts to squirm, unable to move much in his swaddled state.Â
âBritt?â Eddie looks over his shoulder at his wife. âDo you have the pacifier?â
âOh, yeah.â The blue pacifier that Luke has already shown an affinity for is on the bedside table, and Brittany hands it to her husband, who pops it into the babyâs mouth. Immediately, Luke calms back down, sucking furiously as he slips back into sleep.
Ryan leans over as far as he can in his dadâs arms, peering down at his brother in awe.
âMy baby,â Ryan declares.
The adults in the room chuckle.Â
âCan you say hi to Luke, Ryan?â Eddie asks, rubbing his hand up and down the elder boyâs back.
Ryan grins, his adorable baby teeth on display. Heâs mesmerized by the new family member, and it fills Eddie with a warmth heâs never felt before. Ryan tries to lean over even more, wanting to be as close as possible.
âHi, Luke!â
The comfortable quiet in the hospital room cocoons you, your husband, and your daughter as you all lounge in the bed. Your head rests on Eddieâs shoulder while Eliza sleeps soundly in his arms. Both of you are just staring at her, already completely wrapped around her little finger.
âSheâs so beautiful,â you whisper.Â
âJust like her mom,â Eddie replies, just as quiet.Â
âHer mom needs a shower,â you say. âBadly. I feel all gross after getting all sweaty.â
âYou still looked gorgeous, even giving birth.â Eddie turns his head and presses a kiss to your hair.Â
The slight movement causes Eliza to fuss, wiggling like a little worm in her fatherâs grip. Her whines hurt your heart.
âHey, hey, itâs okay,â Eddie coos. He lays his head against yours.
Eddie begins to hum, and you quickly recognize the song as Sweet Child Oâ Mine. All it takes is a minute of her dadâs soothing tone to lull the baby girl right back to sleep.
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ok but I have Thoughts about the way Minecraft usernames translate to actual names, both irl and in fanfic. Theyâre definitely âobsessed with structure and grumpy at inconsistency flavor autismâ thoughts but still. I find it weird how we cut and paste the media weâre given to fit what we view as functional worldbuilding, and how that gets screwy when translating online names.
like, youâre working with several categories here. The personâs actual real name, their irl nickname, their gamer tag, a name possibly contained by or possibly the entirety of that gamer tag, and any extra pieces or symbols in the gamer tag. And you have the weird situation where those categories might not easily translate to a âFirst Name Last Nameâ structure. For an example, weâve got Phil Watson, whoâs gamer tag is âPh1LzA,â and is called Philza Minecraft or Philza. The âMinecraft last nameâ is aâŠ. Bit? A joke? A reference to a bit of lore? Itâs unclear. The âZaâ bit was put there for flair and is now an integral part of his name. Sometimes itâs his last name. Sometimes his real last name is chucked in there. the 1 in his actual username is literally never referenced in nicknames or fic itâs like itâs not even there. But thatâs a simple one. What about Tubbo_? because we call him Tubbo Underscore. Like. We say the â_â aloud. Why do we do that. What has possessed us to make that decision? What about FitMC? Iâve usually heard it said âFit Emsee.â Why say that, and not say âMinecraft? Thatâs not even really a last name, itâs just likeâŠ. His full first name. Fit is used more like a shortened nickname. BadBoyHalo. Like. âBad boyâ is a slang term, not a name. It would make the most sense to call him Halo, thatâs the distinct noun in the name, the term the âbad boyâ bit is referring to. Like âGoodTimesWithScarâ but noooo. Bad. Halo is usually a last name, if itâs there at all. Skeppy on the other hand is⊠just his name. No last name ever. Technoblade is also weird. Technoblade is his full name. We call him that. We ALSO call him âTechno,â and use Blade as a last name. We also use Blade as a title. What the heck. GeminiTay. We call her Gem. We use Tay as a last name sometimes. Her name is a Zodiac constellation. Literally nowhere Iâm have I seen that affect her naming conventions. IJevin. We just⊠remove the I. For everything. This wouldnât bother me except we donât do it with everyone and Iâm starting to get annoyed by the inconsistency. GoodTimesWithScar. Ok. This one also bugs me. Like, most fics call him Scar Goodtimes when they need a name. Iâm not gonna dig into it but thatâsâŠ. Why? Why that? Grian never gets a last name. Ranboo sometimes gets chopped into Ran and Boo but usually heâs an Underscore or heâs last nameless. Wilbur Soot functions wonderfully (until the get involved shhhh) but itâs too close to his real name it gets very confusing.
anyway, all of this sucks, I hate it all, weâre a terrible fandom /hj
all that nonsense aside, yknow who has a functional Firstname Lastname username? Itâs even got a space, and proper capitals: Mumbo Jumbo. Thatâs who. Look at that. Itâs perfect. Everyone should be more like Mumbo Jumbo. Thank you and good night.
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Edit: I know about Ranboo Beloved and Grian Dreamslayer and the various other characters whose names I didnât mention perfectly in this post. This was no piece of journalism, this was an old man shouts at cloud meme personified. I was very overstimulated and this was what happened to catch my autistic ire. Iâm not upset, just figured Iâd clarify, a lot of people seem distressed at my not mentioning Beloved. Hope yâall are having a lovely day đ
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