#he's such a dork i h8 him

[herofists]

Holds out arms.... "Carry me... tall man!"

He picks her up and cradles her like he would a baby. "Like this???"

[garoujo]

I GOT ONE OF THOSE LIL HQ MYSTERY KEYCHAINS + LOOK WHO I GOT … they’re so cute snifle <333

[pesterloglog]

Karkat Vantas, Vriska Serket

Act 5, page 2296-2297

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG]

CG: OK THIS IS GOING TO SOUND PREPOSTEROUS GIVEN OUR LAST CONVERSATION.

CG: AND I GUESS PRACTICALLY EVERY CONVERSATION PRECEDING IT.

CG: AND I'M PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DISGUSTING LIKE APOLOGIZE.

CG: AND EVEN THOUGH I'LL HATE MYSELF FOR IT I WILL TOTALLY MEAN IT, I PROMISE.

CG: LIKE, REALLY REALLY MEAN IT.

AG: You're going to ask me to join your team, aren't you.

CG: YEAH.

CG: HOW DID YOU KNOW.

AG: I don't seem to have much choice now! Aradia kicked me off the good team.

CG: HAHAHAHA WOW THAT IS GREAT.

CG: WAIT, SORRY.

CG: NO WAIT, I DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE NOW.

CG: I APOLOGIZE TO MYSELF FOR OFFERING YOU A SHITTY MEANINGLESS APOLOGY.

CG: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, KARKAT. LET'S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP.

CG: BUMP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AG: You dork.

AG: Do you really think your usual pedantic quips are going to 8ug me now????????

CG: I'M NOT TRYING TO BUG YOU I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO JOIN MY DAMN TEAM, NOW STEP IN LINE SERKET.

AG: I was just 8etrayed and a8andonded 8y my two accomplices and 8est pals, and on top of that I am soaked in the 8lood of my lusus which I just had to decapit8 myself.

AG: So listening to a cra88y asshole 8e all tickled with his own mediocre retorts isn't going to spoil my evening!

CG: OK, WELL, SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.

CG: BUT I MEAN YOU CAN JUST DUMP HER CARCASS IN THE KERNEL AND BRING HER BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.

AG: Wow.

AG: Uh, good to know.

AG: I guess. ::::\

CG: NOW WHY DON'T YOU HOP IN THE TRAP, WASH THAT NASTY BLUE SHIT OFF, AND JOIN OUR FUCKING SESSION ALREADY.

AG: What! It's so rude to dict8 hygiene procedure to a lady. Under any circumstance! Even for douchey loudmouths with delusions of leadership.

AG: May8e you should try to think a8out the dum8 things that fall out of your protein chute for once, Vantas.

CG: BLAH BLAH BLAH.

CG: NOW MY CHUTE IS DOING A FUCKING STELLAR IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.

AG: Anyway, you know my 8lood's the prettiest and you'd o8viously kill to have it.

CG: NO IT SUCKS.

CG: TOTALLY HAPPY WITH MINE, NICE TRY THOUGH.

AG: 8S!

AG: Why would you hide 8ehind your lame gray anonymity then?

AG: You do realize everyone thinks that's totally lame, right????????

CG: IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

CG: I DON'T SEE WHY IT SHOULD BE A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD.

CG: I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR THAT SHIT ON MY SLEEVE LIKE YOU DO.

CG: LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

CG: IT'S PRIVATE, SO EVERYONE CAN GO POINT THEIR PROBING BUSYBODY SNIFFNODES UP THEIR OWN IMPERTINENT SEED FLAPS.

AG: Fine. Like anyone really cares! It's just lame and insecure.

AG: So why don't you tell me what I've got to do here???????? I await instruction from my 8igshot a8looded leader.

CG: OK FIRST THING'S FIRST.

CG: YOU'VE GOT TO CONNECT WITH TAVROS QUICKLY AND GET HIM IN THE SESSION BEFORE HE GETS KILLED.

AG: Uggggggggh.

CG: WHAT.

AG: Can't someone else do that?

CG: NO. WHY.

AG: XXXXO

CG: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, JUST DO IT.

AG: 8ut I h8 that guy!

CG: WHO CARES.

AG: This is your command decision? Getting someone who h8s a guy to save his life? Pretty weak, 8oss!

CG: WHY DO YOU EVEN HATE HIM, IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

CG: IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD PITY HIM.

CG: ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PARALYZED HIM.

AG: I know. I don't really understand it.

AG: It's just a really special kind of h8! It never goes away and it doesn't make a lot of sense.

CG: THIS IS KIND OF A WEIRD TIME TO BE CONFIDING IN ME ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS OF BLACK ROMANCE BUT OK.

AG: Oh god, what?

CG: I MEAN IF YOU'RE REALLY IMPLYING TAVROS IS YOUR KISMESIS I THINK YOU'RE BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB.

CG: BOTH PARTIES HAVE TO HATE EACH OTHER EQUALLY, I MEAN LIKE TRUE HATE.

CG: MAYBE YOUR FEELINGS COME SOMEWHAT CLOSE TO FITTING THE BILL BUT I DON'T THINK HE CAN HATE ANYONE, IT'S WEIRD, HE'S KIND OF BROKEN IN THE HEAD.

AG: Fuuuuuuuuck, WHAT are you talking a8out?

CG: I THINK THIS SUBJECT IS BEYOND A LOT OF PEOPLE'S GRASP BUT I KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT, NOBODY EVER REALLY WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IT THOUGH.

AG: Whoa really? Oh no shit, REALLY????????

CG: OK, MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HAD THEIR LOBE STEM CAUTERIZED ARE CAPABLE OF FEELING THE TWO PRIMARY EMOTIONS, HATE AND PITY.

CG: PITY IS OF COURSE JUST THE TONED DOWN VERSION OF THE CENTRAL EMOTION, HATE.

CG: AND ALL THE NUANCES OF PITY MANIFEST AS VARIOUS OTHER KINDS OF FEELINGS LIKE WHATEVER CHEMICAL REACTIONS TRIGGER MATING FONDESS OR THE MYSTERIOUS FORCES THAT ARE BEHIND MOIRALLEGIANCE.

AG: Karkat, holy fuck.

AG: So.

AG: 8oring.

CG: A WELL BALANCED PERSON IS IS GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DISTRIBUTION BETWEEN HATE AND THE VARIOUS PITY HUMORS.

CG: HAVING A GOOD BALANCE KEEPS ALL THE EMOTIONS SHARPER, SEE I THINK THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

AG: Oh????????

AG: I hope you know I already wore out some good note-taking pens today. All the pens.

AG: All of them.

CG: SEE, MY HATE IS LIKE A FINELY TUNED INSTRUMENT BECAUSE I'M AWARE OF THESE PRINCIPLES.

CG: I COULD HATE A HOLE IN PARADOX SPACE ITSELF, STRAIGHT THROUGH TO A NEW REALITY FRESH FOR THE HATING.

AG: Hahahahahahahaha, you don't even know how much I'm laughing at this.

CG: BUT SEE, YOU'RE TOO HEAVY ON THE HATE SIDE, OR AT LEAST YOU PRETEND TO BE WHICH IS MAYBE WORSE.

AG: You aren't reading anything I say are you? You just want to talk and talk and talk.

CG: AND YOU THINK YOU'RE HATING UP EVERYONE HARD WHEN YOU'RE REALLY JUST BURNING OUT THAT ENTIRE EMOTIONAL HEMISPHERE.

CG: IT'S LIKE LUKEWARM HATE. PRETENDER'S HATE, WITH NO COUNTERPOINT AT ALL.

CG: AS SUCH THERE'S NO REAL SUBSTANCE TO YOUR HATE, IT'S LIKE A CARDBOARD MOVIE PROP.

CG: WHICH IS WHY YOUR BRAIN IS BROKEN, KIND OF LIKE TAVROS'S BUT ON THE OPPOSITE HEMISPHERE I GUESS.

CG: OR MAYBE YOUR BROKEN BRAIN LED TO THE IMBALANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE, I DON'T KNOW.

CG: WHATEVER THE CASE IS, YOU'RE KIND OF EMOTIONALLY SCREWED, SORRY TO SAY.

CG: YOUR HATE'S TOO DULL FOR A PROPER KISMESIS, IN MY OPINION.

CG: AND I DON'T SEE ANYONE CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO BE YOUR MOIRAIL HONESTLY, UNLESS THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO WOULD ACTUALLY BOTHER PITYING YOU.

CG: AND LANDING A MATESPRIT? HAHAHAHA!

CG: SERIOUSLY, LIKE THAT WOULD EVEN INTEREST YOU.

CG: BASICALLY ANY FEATURE OF YOUR EMOTIONAL PROFILE THAT USUALLY MAKES SOMEONE VIABLE IN THE REDROM DEPARTMENT MUST BE TOTALLY FRIED.

CG: YOUR BLACKROM POTENTIAL'S PROBABLY TOAST TOO.

CG: HEY.

CG: ARE YOU THERE.

AG: Oh, yeah.

AG: I started tuning you out.

AG: Are you done?

CG: NO WAY, I COULD GO ON.

CG: THIS IS FASCINATING, TELL ME HOW THE FUCK THIS ISN'T FASCINATING.

AG: Did you learn this crap from your awful romance movies?

CG: THEY'RE REALLY INTRIGUING SOCIOLOGICALLY.

CG: INCREDIBLY COMPLEX, SOPHISTICATED STORIES, YOU WOULDN'T GET IT.

AG: Hey asshole, stop watching movies for girls.

CG: WHAT PART OF INTRIGUING SOCIOLOGICALLY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND.

CG: ALSO THEY'RE AWESOME, SHUT UP.

AG: Argh, ok! Man! Just let me connect to stupid 8oy-Dum8fuck so I don't have to listen to this anymore!

CG: YEAH OK.

CG: OH, WAIT!

CG: I NEVER EVEN GOT TO THE DAMN POINT.

AG: What is it now!

CG: I DIDN'T NEED YOU SPECIFICALLY TO CONNECT TO TAVROS, I MEAN I COULD GET ANY SCHLUB TO DO THAT.

CG: YOU JUST HAVE TO GET IN HERE ASAP BECAUSE I REALLY NEED YOUR MIND POWERS.

AG: You do????????

AG: I mean.

AG: O8viously you do. Duh.

AG: What for?

CG: I RAN INTO SOMEONE HERE.

CG: A SORT OF DOUBLE AGENT I GUESS.

CG: HIS NAME IS JACK.

CG: HE HAS SOME INSIDE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS KINGDOM.

CG: HE WANTS TO WORK TOGETHER WITH US TO OVERTHROW THE BLACK QUEEN.

CG: SO I SAID OK.

CG: AND NOW I NEED YOUR HELP.

AG: Um, ok.

AG: I can try.

AG: What does he know?

CG: HE RECENTLY GOT HOLD OF SOME INTEL REGARDING A WEAKNESS IN THE QUEEN'S DEFENSES.

CG: I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE THAN THAT.

CG: BUT WE'VE GOT TO HURRY AND GET STARTED ON THIS THING, OR IT COULD GET KIND OF AWKWARD.

AG: Awkward? What do you mean?

CG: I MEAN HE'S JUST STANDING HERE NOW.

CG: WAITING FOR ME I GUESS.

CG: BUT IT'S OK, I THINK HE'S PRETTY MUCH SETTLED DOWN.

AG: Settled down?

CG: WELL, HE STABBED ME ONCE.

AG: Oh, only once!

AG: Are you sure you should trust him? I don't know if I would, 8ut hey I'm not the leader.

CG: NO, NO, IT'S COOL.

CG: HE'S COOL, IT'S FINE I DON'T REALLY MIND THE STABBING, IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING.

CG: WELL OK I'M PRETTY SURE HE MEANT TO STAB ME.

CG: BUT I KIND OF THINK THAT'S LIKE

CG: THE WAY HE GREETS PEOPLE?

AG: This game is so stupid.

CG: IN ANY CASE I THINK HE'S PROBABLY ALL STABBED OUT.

AG: Whew!!!!!!!!

AG: Oh, man.

AG: Since you're 8leeding I should ask Terezi what color your 8lood is.

CG: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

CG: SHE CAN'T SEE ME OR SMELL ME OR ANYTHING, I'M WAY OUT OF MY HIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE PLANET.

AG: Ok, then I'll ask Jack.

CG: NO, JACK WON'T TELL, I MADE HIM PROMISE HE WOULDN'T TELL.

AG: Dammit! Stupid lousy tightlipped sta8happy dou8le agents.

AG: Doesn't Trollian have some kind of viewport feature?

CG: YEAH BUT I'M PRETTY SURE ONLY SOLLUX KNOWS HOW TO SET THAT UP, AND HE'S BEEN INCOMMUNICADO FOR HOURS FOR SOME REASON.

CG: ANYWAY THAT WHOLE FEATURE SEEMS TOTALLY INVASIVE AND LARGELY POINTLESS TO ME, SO JUST FORGET IT.

AG: Yeah ok, here we are a8out to em8ark on an espionage mission. A spying tool sounds totally useless!

AG: Another gr8 point, captain.

CG: WHATEVER.

CG: JUST GET YOUR ASS IN HERE SO WE CAN DETHRONE THIS GODDAMN QUEEN.

CG: IT'LL MEAN ONE LESS GOD BOSS WE HAVE TO FIGHT.

AG: Fine, I'll be right there.

AG: Just try not to lose too much of your mystery blood and die.

arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

[haknew]

this video of kevin moodboard

[vviciously]

its 2021 and your girl is still having dreams about her year 10 rivalry friendship

[hotxhocolate]

MY WIZARDS EXPERIENCE

A COMPILATION BC I'M TOO LAZY TO SEPARATE THIS SHIT

P.S. Spoilers(?) Ahead P.P.S. THIS IS REALLY LONG SO HONESTLY DON'T WASTE UR TIME JUST WANT TO GET THIS ALL OUT

Episode 1

Douxie is precious. I'd give my life for him love him.

Archie the little shit. I love him.

THE OPENING SEQUENCE!!! BROOOOO

Jim u unfotunate bb

GIVE JIM A BREAK!!!

Merlin ur so useless sometimes i h8 u

NARI BB I LOVE U I'M ADOPTING U U PRECIOUS CHILD

GIVE DOUXIE AND CLAIRE THE STAFFS THEY DESERVE!!!

THE END CREDITS!!!!!!!!!

Episode 2

FREE JIM!!!

DON'T KILL JIM!!!

SAVE JIM!!!

POWERFUL CLAIRE 😍

GLOWY EYES CLAIRE 😍😍😍

MORGANA I KNOW U TRIED TO KILL MY BABIES IN TROLLHUNTERS BUT I LOVE U UR GORGEOUS

Arthur u suck

... douxie that was yourself

douxie u suck at blending in but i still love u

oh God steve why

u fucking look alike ofc u'd say that

YES FREE JIM!

drunk steve :')))

rapper steve :')))

Merlin during that part when the trolls escape Camelot lol same

POWERFUL CLAIRE!!!

GLOWY EYES CLAIRE!!!!!

trollhunter squad -1 being saved by their enemies lol

Episode 3

I do not like glowy eyes jim

morgana gwen gay

HOLY SHIT POWERFUL CLAIRE 😍

i wanted u two (morgana and claire) to be friends :'(((

HOLY SHIT ARTHUR WAS THE ONE WHO CUT MORGANA'S HAND OFF

AHSAKAJSKAJ MORGANA DEAD???

Episode 4

AGAKAJAAJ BLINKY

NIMUE!!!

TIME TO SEE WHICH NIMUE THEORY IS TRUE

AAARRRGGHH!!!

WITCH CLAIRE! POWERFUL CLAIRE! U AMAZING GIRL I LOVE U! U CAN OPEN THAT SHADOW PORTAL!

TEACHER DOUXIE :')))) I LOVE U

no nimue theory is true (or maybe there's a true theory out there but the ones i have read aren't)

IT'S THE THINGY!!! (and by thingy i'm referring to that netflix screensaver?/sneakpeek?/thingy)

Douxie freeing Nimue and receiving excalibur

Ur an amazing person Douxie and i love u

Jim & Morgana parallel???

OoO IT WAS NARI WHO GAVE MORGANA THE HAND

history's going alright in my pov

Episode 5

MORGANA GETTING HER GOLD ARMOUR GEAR THINGY!!! (me: 😍)

MORE TEACHER DOUXIE HIHI!!!

SHIT CLAIRE GET OUT OF THERE

>:((( merlin listen to them

steve and food hihi (same)

oh God steve

steve calling for eli :'(((

IS CALLISTA GONNA BE DEYA?!!!

CALLISTA DEFINITELY IS DEYA

CLAIRE IS BEING THE AWESOME QUEEN SHE IS AGAIN I LOVE HER

U GO GIRL

creepslayerz :'))) i miss eli

past douxie u dork i love u

Episode 6

AAAAAAAA VENDEL

Jim & Claire reunion 😍

draal i missed u :'(((

TROLL DADS ORIGIN HIHI

IF THEY KILL JIM I SWEAR

THE AMULET OF DAYLIGHT ORIGINS HIHI

where's kanjigar?

decimaar blade >:(((

coach steve HIHIHI i love him

Jim and Claire date hihi they're so soft my bbs

:'((((

jim... claire's always been an awesome wizard

THE AMULET ORIGINS!!!

DOUXIE AND MERLIN WORKING TOGETHER TO CREATE IT :')))

DOUXIE FINALLY GETS THE STAFF HE DESERVES YIEEEEE!!!

CALLISTA TROLLHUNTER!

pre-trollhunters draal >:(((

THE TROLL DADS 🥺

BLINKY U GAY SHIT

ALSO AAARRRGGHH!!! HAD A NOSE RING WHAT A CUTIE

YIEEEEEE CAL IS DEYA I KNEW IT!!!

AJA MENTION!!!

Episode 7

IT'S THE BATTLE OF KILAHEAD!!!

PLS DON'T KILL JIM HUHU

gosh merlin u useless shit douxie's doing all the hard work

DEYA WHERE DAFUQ R U

OH NO LANCELOT

OH NO ARTHUR

OH HE ACTUALLY DIES HERE AND IT'S NOT GONNA MESS WITH TIME ALRIGHT NO PROBLEM

DEYA! TROLLMARKET! WHERE R U

THERE THEY ARE WHAT TOOK YA'LL SO LONG

WHERE'S THE DAYLIGHT ARMOUR???

OH THERE IT IS

DOUXIE TURNING HIS STAFF INTO A GUITAR THE ABSOLUTE CUTIE

don't worry doux i think it's amazing

DOUXIE U DORK I LOVE U

U CAN DEFEAT MORGANA WITH THE POWER OF MUSIC I BELIEVE IN U !!!

DOUXIE AND HIS OBSESSION WITH FIRE HIHI

IT'S THE QUOTE (ALTHOUGH JUST PART OF IT) BUT STILL !!!

IF U THINK I DIDN'T RECITE IT ALONG WITH DEYA

(disappointed she didn't get to say it so i'll say it for her) DON'T THINK !!! BECOME !!!

DEYA MY GURL I'M SO PROUD OF U

I LOVE MY TROLL DADS

JIM PLS DON'T DIE :'(((((

where's steve? where dafuq is steve? did ya'll leave him? HOY DON'T LEAVE HIM

oh jk he's there

hihi past douxie hihi

Episode 8

JIM NO DON'T DIE HUHU

NARI U PRECIOUS CHILD 😍

PROTECC NARI

DOUXIE AND HIS MAGIC GUITAR I LOVE HIM

WTF NO JIM!!! HUHU

NOOOO JIM

AYSJAHSKAHA IT'S KREL HIHI

her name's zoe !!!

soooooo who exactly is zoe

"we're closed to privileged arthurian toolbags" ok i love zoe

wizard underground hihi

HAVE I ALREADY SAID HOW MUCH I LOVE NARI HIHI

WTF DID THEY DO TO JIM GRRR

FREE JIM !!! SAVE JIM !!!

OH NO THEY FUCKING BROKE THE AMULET AGAIN

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP BREAKING THE AMULET

WHY DOES IT KEEP FUCKING BREAKING

MORGANA!!!

MORGANA JOINS TEAM GOOD ???!!!

HOLY CRAP WHO DAFUQ IS THE GREEN NIGHT

IS IT ARTHUR? BUT HE'S DEAD ???

PROTECT NARI HIHI I LOVE HER

but gdi merlin

YES!!! SAVE JIM!!!

so ... who is pretending to be nari

is it archie???

yep! it is archie

NARI I LOVE HER

PRECIOUS

gdi merlin we're not leaving without claire and jim

CHANGE JIM BACK FREE JIM SAVE JIM HUHU WTF DID THEY DO TO JIM

fucking shit morgana i want u in team good stop being team bad

IT'S ARTHUR HOLY FUKC

HOLY SHIT MERLIN DEAD ???

i h8 merlin but shit bro why'd u kill him huhu

GLOWY EYES DOUXIE 😍

POWERFUL DOUXIE 😍

GO BOI

MERLIN ALIVE ???

"i'll try to make u proud" "you already have" :'((( no i'm not crying u r

SON???!!! HAHA(?) I KNEW IT???

BUT WHY WOULD CALL UR DAD MASTER??? WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP KINKY SHIT???

Episode 9

hihi past douxie

douxie u cheater

AH JK FATHER FIGURE NOT REAL FATHER alrightz

doux :'((((

i mean i'm not super sad bc i don't really like merlin but still

IS THAT A GOOD MORGANA I SEE hihihi

FREE JIM :'((((

nari i love u

NO JIM'S ALIVE I BELIEVE

noooo don't bake douxie into a blood pie i love him

did charlemagne the devourer just make a pun

charlemagne is archie's dad lol i didn't expect that

charlie

lol this is gonna take a long time

TEAM GOOD MORGANA !!!!!

HIHI MORGANA I'M PROUD OF U

CLAIRE AND MORGANA BFFS lol

BB ARCHIE THAT'S SO CUTE

DOUXIE!!!

THE CLAIRE MORGANA DUO HIHI

Episode 10

Last ep huhu

krel my boi !!!

nari bb :'(((

krel precious

douxie hihi my boi !!! U SMART BOI I LOVE U

YES U ARE STRONG ENOUGH HISIRDOUX CASPERAN I LOVE U

he trapped them in a time loop i love him

douxie and his guitar i love him

NARI HIHI UR SO PRECIOUS I LOVE U

THAT'S MY BOI DOUXIE I LOVE U

OH NO DON'T KILL DOUXIE

DOUXIE PLS DON'T DIE

AHSKAJSKSJA PURPLE EYED CLAIRE OMG GURL I LOVE U

GLOWY EYED PURPLE EYED CLAIRE !!!!

OH NO DID THEY KILL MORGANA

DID MORGANA DIE ?????

OH NO DON'T KILL CLAIRE

CLAIRE PLS DON'T DIE

MORGANA DEAD :'(((

WHY DO THEY KEEP KILLING PPL HUHU

stop it

STOP BREAKING MY HEART

JIM ALIVE!!!!

IT'S MY BLUE EYED BABY BOI

OH NO JIM DEAD :'(((( i'm literally sobbing right now huhu NOOOO

U CAN'T DO THIS WTF HUHU

AHAAJJAJAAJ TEAR!!!

AHSKAJAKAKAKA JIM ALIVE!!!!

JIM HUMAN!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH NO DOUXIE NO

DON'T DIE DOUXIE HUHU

YES SAVE DOUXIE!!!! CATCH DOUXIE!!!

OH NO FUCK DOUXIE DEAD TT

DOUXIE ALIVE!!!

or douxie dead??? i'm confused

MHM DOUXIE WHY R U THERE GO BACK TOT THE LAND OF THE LIVING

LOL DOUXIE NOT FOLLOWING MERLIN'S INSTRUCTIONS I LOVE HIM

WTF DOUXIE DEAD???!!! I DISAGREE

YES!!! DOUXIE ALIVE !!!!!!!!!

JIM HUMAN I'M SO HAPPY!!!!

JIM EYEBROW SCAR??? OMG!!!

JIM WIELD EXCALIBUR???

OR NOT???

TALES OF ARCADIA: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

no douxie nari don't go away huhu i'm gonna miss u

DOUXIE AND NARI IN A BIG CITY IS THAT NEW YORK OR SMTH

WHERE R THEY???

BUT WBT EXCALIBUR???

AND THE ARCANE ORDER???

SEASON 2???

it's a limited series tho so maybe not huhu

[itsy8itsy8itch]

talk about kris.

Kris is one of the 8est things to ever happen to me, I think. I mean, he 8rought me 8ack to life for good, which was gr8. Though, like, I know I'm not special 8ecause of that. He 8rought a ton of people 8ack, 8ut, well, I love him. And I know he loves me. He's a huge fucking dork, may8e, 8ut he's very sweet and doesn't really hold my past against me. He didn't know me 8ack then, 8ut I'd h8 for him to have seen me like that. 8ut he also makes me want to 8e a 8etter person. And on top of that, he's given me a home. He makes me feel needed and wanted. It can 8e frustr8ing that he isn't very open a8out our rel8ionship, 8ut I know he loves me.

[spidersfanfics]

You Take My Breath Away

JohnVrisk | Fluff

This was written for Valentine’s day, hence the themes. I’ve been just working on a bunch of multi-chapter works over on Wattpad hence all the old writing lately. It’s gonna keep being like this for a little while longer but I’ll get new writing on this account eventually.

"Why do I have to get dressed up tomorrow?" Vriska complained, staring at her boyfriend.

"Just trust me, it'll be great, you'll love it." John reassured her. "I'll pick you up at 12."

"Fine."

The next day, Vriska had just barely finished her makeup when the doorbell rang. She walked downstairs and opened the door.

There stood John, dressed in a suit and holding a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates. He grinned at Vriska, "Good thing I'm the heir of breath because you look absolutely breathtaking."

Vriska rolled her eyes but she smiled anyways at the lame joke. "You're such a dork. Now are you going to tell me what this is all a8out? What's with the presents? Not that I'm complaining."

John smiled, "It's Valentine's day!" He said happily, holding out his gifts and stepping inside.

"Is that another one of your human holidays?" Asked Vriska, taking the flowers and the chocolates. She went and set them on a table as John closed the door behind him.

"Yup! It's a day where we celebrate love!"

"That sounds pathetic." Vriska said, walking back to John.

"Oh come on, give it a try. You're dressed up anyways, I was planning on taking you out for lunch."

Vriska thought about it for a bit. "I guess that would 8e nice."

John smiled, "Great! Let's go!" He took her hand and led her out the door excitedly. Together, the two of them headed to a nearby restaurant.

They went inside and found it extremely crowded, "Don't worry," John told Vriska, "I made reservations."

"Good, I'd h8 to have to w8 for these losers to finish their lunch first."

John grinned, "Lighten up Vriska, they're here to celebrate too." They waited for a waiter to show them to their seats. They soon ordered and their food arrived rather quickly, considering how many people were there.

"You know, if nothing else, you humans have gr8 food." Vriska said grinning as she ate.

John nodded, "I'll bet it beats eating raw meat."

Vriska laughed, "That's for sure."

Afer they ate, John led Vriska to a park across the street. Together, they strolled through the park. It was slightly cold and there was still snow on the ground so though it made the walk a bit chilly.

Vriska shivered and huddled closer to John, "You know, I think I'm starting to like Valentine's day. Although why does it have to 8e in winter? I'm freezing!"

John laughed and put his arm around Vriska, "I'll buy you some hot chocolate, alright?"

"That sounds amazing."

They didn't go far before they found a stand selling hot chocolate. John bought a cup for each of them and they continued their walk.

They laughed and chatted for a long time and they eventually found themselves back at Vriska's hive. "This has 8een a lot of fun." Vriska said happily.

"I loved it too." John agreed.

"Thank you John," Vriska said giving him a kiss. "8ut now it's my turn to treat you. Come on, we'll watch a movie. That's what humans do on d8s right? I'll make you dinner too. Then you can sleep over." Vriska grinned and pulled him inside.

John laughed, "Sounds like a plan."

[malkaleh]

Anne, Henry, Tom in ot3verse, ☮, ♦️

Friendship Headcanon: 

Okay so their early friendship consisted of ‘chess, debating theology, debating politics, debating history, being dorks/fannish together over All The Things’ and it was pretty great. 

Henry kind of loved making Thomas laugh because not many people could so he’d delight in being funny. 

Thomas and Anne have similar senses of humour if you get them together and Henry kind of just watches them fondly like ‘.....HEART EYES AND I DO NOT KNOW IT’ 

Thomas is Such A Good Friend When You Get To Know Him. 

Actually Anne’s friendship with Margaret Tudor in this universe is kind of lovely (also Charles Brandon just...he adores her. He adores her so much. It’s kind of because he and Tom Cromwell have a mutual ‘oh it’s you, you fuck��� relationship for various reasons but still)

Quirks/Hobbies Headcanon: 

Thomas doing archery = Anne and Henry are dead. They are the Rosa Diaz bisexual panic dot gif. They can’t even. This is Unfair. We are in public Thomas WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO. 

(To be fair this is Thomas re Henry riding and Anne riding and also doing archery but he’s the chill one in this relationship). 

Anne and Henry are both dog people (this is an historical fact so) and spoil their puppies ridiculously. 

Henry is probably the most hearts and flowers romantic of the three of them (in a modern AU he is the one who adores romantic movies The Most) and is definitely prone to Grand Gestures. 

It hasn’t really made it into the story but Thomas sometimes mixes up his languages when he’s tired/drunk so you get this multi-lingual thing of ‘fuck I’ve forgotten the word in English have it in [insert language here] he knows a lot of languages okay. Anne and Henry can follow along for the French and Latin and possibly the Italian but they’ve sort of learned Certain Phrases Only for the rest of them. 

They all love books  - due to the printing press explosion they can have access to an amazing variety and then Mihrimah brings even more works (fun fact, she and Tom Cromwell bond over books and translations) and I’m going to be honest they absolutely fan flail over them. #blessthesedorks

Anne and Henry love dancing and Thomas is actually a really good dancer but he doesn’t dance very much/hasn’t really had a chance to learn the courtly dances so Anne and Henry decide to teach him and do a reasonable job of Not Being Distracted (mostly) but wow that would be a Beautiful Fic Series (about all the courtly rituals that show their love - dancing, the ceremony in which Anne is made a Duchess/Crowned Queen, Thomas is made a Duke, their children are christened...)

I just learned that H8 historically did embroidery and like, Thomas had to mend his own clothes for a lot of his life so the three of them bonding over sewing okay please and thank you. 

[noahsfreckles]

Keeping Secrets from Strangers (chap 2)

The next morning I wake up to my alarm; 10:15am. I love my late schedule. I grab my phone off my side table and check my notifications.

1 mention from browneyedboy

4 texts from Lexi 🤪

1 reminder: you're awesome.

I open the texts first.

Lexi 🤪: where are you? @ 7:30am

Lexi🤪: oh yeah it's Friday late day. I h8 u. 😘😘 @ 7:34 am

Lexi🤪: get your lazy butt up and stop dreaming about you know who @ 8:14 am

Lexi🤪: remind me why I decided to take an 8 am lecture class I'm falling asleep

I quickly reply her.

Mia: Oh shush you're just jealous 😛

Mia: and who would I be dreaming about 🤔🤔

Mia: because it was the only time it was offered and you need it for your degree

Lexi🤪: his name starts with Noah and ends with Centineo

Mia: I am not dreaming about him shut up!

Lexi🤪: 🤥🤥🤥🤥

Mia: 😑😑😑

Lexi🤪: stop lying and get here I'm lonely ☹️☹️

Mia: stop texting then dork

Lexi🤪: 🤐🤐🤐🤐

Mia: you're still texting me.

I start laughing at our conversation and get out of bed. I go over to my closet and start deciding on an outfit for the day. I grab my white ripped jeans and a black t shirt with my black vans.

I quickly put everything on so I can start on my hair. I do a simple pony tail with some of my bangs hanging down. I look in the mirror and grab my eye liner, quickly and carefully put it on. I'm not really a make up wearer but I love eye liner.

I grab my bag from my chair and walk over to my side table, grabbing my laptop, unplugging it and grabbing the charger from the wall. I grab my phone from the bed and slide it in my back pocket.

I head down the stairs and see my mom in the kitchen.

"Hi honey."

"Hi mom, can you grab me an orange juice and the blueberry muffin, I'm running a little late and I blame Lexi," I laugh a little.

"Was she texting you again?"

"Yes, always making me late," I joke as she hands me the orange juice and a container containing the muffin. "Thanks mom," I kiss her cheek and head out the door.

"Bye honey," she says as I shut the door.

I get to my car unlocking it as I get closer, my baby; a black Jeep Compass. I quickly get in and head to school.

💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

After a boring day at college, Lexi and I are on the way to my place to get ready for Neon's.

It's our weekly ritual while everyone is still in town to go to the local bowling alley. It's always Lexi, me, Josh, and Cami, but sometimes Jake, Haley, and Tyler come back tonight but tonight they can't make it.

"Hey, who's this?" Lexi asks as my phone lights up with a twitter notification. "Are you cheating on me with", Lexi, looks at the notification, "browneyedboy?"

I just look at Lexi and start laughing, "they're just a random person I was talking to last night, before bed."

"So you are cheating on me!" Lexi excitedly says.

"No, baby I love you." I move closer to Lexi and side hug her, "forgive me?" I look at her and give her puppy eyes.

"I guess," she says and rolls her eyes.

"I saw that."

"Saw what?"

"Your eye balls rolling into your brain." I laugh a little.

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

I move away from her and grab my phone and open twitter to see what browneyedboy said when I remember I never checked to see what they said this morning.

'@browneyedboy: morning Mia. Hope you have a good Friday.'

'@browneyedboy: hey Mia, what's up?'

'@heyitsmia: not much just hanging out with @heyitzlexi and getting ready to go bowling. What's up with you?'

'@browneyedboy: not much just hanging out at home bored, hi Lexi.'

"Browneyedboy says hi Lexi," I say looking up from my phone.

"Tell the Mia stealer hi," she jokingly says.

'@heyitsmia: Lexi says hi. You should come bowling with us if you're so bored'

'@browneyedboy: really? I don't want to impose on you and your friends.'

'@heyitsmia: you're not imposing, the more the merrier. Come!'

'@browneyedboy: how about I think about and maybe text you and tell you I'm on my way or there?'

'@heyitsmia: um sure.'

'@browneyedboy: or I could just tweet you sorry, I shouldn't have asked for your number we barely know each other.'

'@heyitsmia: hey it's okay.'

'@browneyedboy: ill just tweet you if I decide to show up.'

'@heyitsmia: okay hope to see you 🙂'

A blue banner comes across my Twitter: Noah has tweeted. I click on it right away.

'@noahcent: asked a girl for her number and got rejected ☹️💔'

"Aww Noah just got rejected," I say as Lexi is fixing her hair in my mirror.

"Aww Noah," she says and makes a sad face.

I look through his replies, "oh my god his replies are filled with numbers."

"Really?"

I just nod my head and exit out of twitter and open Snapchat, I get off the bed and walk over to Lexi, taking a photo of us and tag it with 'going to Neon's'.

I close the app and toss my phone on the bed and start getting ready. Lexi moves over the bed and grabs my phone.

"So what do you know about your new lover?" Lexi says as she opens the Twitter app.

"Honestly not much, I haven't even stalked his twitter yet. Why?"

"Just curious. Wait he asked for your number?" She says loudly.

"Yeah," I look at her in the mirror, "he automatically said he didn't want it afterwards so I sorta got rejected even though I said he could have it."

"Would you have given it to him?" She looks at me curiously.

"I don't know, maybe."

"Maybe we should find out more about him before we give a random guy your number from the internet."

"Yeah," I bite my lip and walk over to the bed with her. "So what do we know from his twitter?"

"Well he's had it since 2016 and has 10k tweets. He doesn't have a selfie as a display picture but it's a picture of a cat. The cat is cute," she shows me the photo.

"Very cute."

'@heyitsmia: I think your kitty is too cute @browneyedboy 🐱💕'

"Lexi!"

"Yes my love," she giggles.

"Why?"

Blue banner comes up: @browneyedboy replies to you. Lexi clicks it.

'@browneyedboy: Thanks his name is Stuvi, like stew vee.

'@heyitsmia: aww too cute.'

Lexi gets out of the mentions and goes back to his account, "hey you can kinda see his hair in pic."

"Really?"

Lexi nods and shows me the pic again.

"Hmm," I say then look at the time on top of the screen, "we gotta go Lexi it's almost seven."

"Oh crap." She says and closes twitter and looks the phone before handing it to me and we head out to Neon's.

💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Lexi and I come back from Neon's around midnight. We change into our pajamas. We get into my bed, she rolls over and gets comfy as I grab my phone to do my night ritual; Snapchat, instagram, and Twitter.

Nothing too interesting on Snapchat, so I move to Instagram. I go through my feed, liking and commenting on different people's pictures and videos. I start typing in Noah's name in the search bar when I decide I just need to follow him and turn on his notifications so I don't miss anything from him.

He posted a new picture today.

Asked for a girl's number and got reject. Girls are mean.

I aww at the photo and like it. I click follow and turn on all his notifications. I close Instagram and open twitter.

'@heyitsmia: you awake? @browneyedboy'

'@browneyedboy: yeah what's up?'

I bite my bottom lip, looking over at a sleeping Lexi and decide what can it hurt. I click the envelope on my Twitter app and it opens up the direct message.

To: browneyedboy

'213-555-1362'

I hover over the send button then click it. I close the app and hope he understands. I plug in my phone and turn off my lamp.

My phone begins to vibrate as I receive a text.

213-555-0139: hi

Mia: hi

213-555-0139: why did you give me your number?

Mia: I wanna be friends and you said you didn't want it after I said I would give it to you.

213-555-0139: thank you 😊

Mia: I have a question.

213-555-0139: I have an answer 😋

Mia: what's your name? It's not on your Twitter, at least I don't think.

213-555-0139: Jamey

I quickly add him to my contacts; Jamey🐱

Jamey🐱: now I have a question; what's my contact name? 😎

I laugh a little at his question.

Mia: Jamey🐱

Jamey🐱: I like it. Meow.

I laughs a little causing Lexi moves and I freeze. Lexi stops moving and I let out a small sigh.

Mia: 😹

Mia: I should go to sleep. We can talk tomorrow more if you want.

Jamey🐱: sure. Night Mia. 😎

Mia: night Jamey🐱

I close iMessage and set my phone down on my side table, I cuddle the blankets and falls asleep.

A/N if you want to read this on Wattpad or ao3 links are in my bio. I post there faster than I do here.

[ibuproffie]

why the soc duology is peak ya literature *some spoilers*

cohesive, interesting worldbuilding 

it makes sense. no weird plotholes. 

ketterdam feels like a real place. 

all the places in the story are based off of real places that’s prob y. 

does not require a whole bunch of infodumps to explain how things work (i h8 that)

a plot you actually want to read

just imagine

no love triangle 

NO GODDAMN LOVE TRIANGLE 

did i mention no love triangle

yeah, there is romance, but it’s an addendum to the story, not the whole thing (which makes it more special imo) 

plot twists that aren’t stupid 

it’s never boring or drags 

most importantly imo gr8, complex, well-rounded characters ~ EVERYONE has development and growth, no one is perfect, and best of all, no one is whiny or abusive 

nina zenik 

a queen, too good, too pure 

the most beautiful character in this story is in-canon a chubby, bisexual girl

who is never made to feel bad about her weight 

who loves herself (and waffles) unconditionally 

did i also mention she could destroy us all ~ she is also the most powerful character in this story (a magician called a “grisha”

has an extremely healthy and empowering relationship with 1! matthias helvar (we’ll get to him in a second) 

even though they are enemies @ first they become friends and then fall in love and it is GREAT this could have been executed so poorly but it’s actually v cute and fluffy 

matthias helvar 

we stan a reluctant good guy in a crowd of thieves and murderers

originally had some bigoted ideas about grisha b/c he was basically brainwashed to believe they were evil 

but he changed and put aside his prejudices to help the squad and nina 

it’s amazing how far he’s come - this is proof that even if you were problematic in the past you can redeem yourself now 

he loves her so much it’s so cute 

he too is a badass-he was specially trained to hunt down grisha 

secretly a huge dork but outwardly he’s very uptight (lmao he’s Relatable) 

jesper fahey

starts out as escapism at its finest ~ basically he just wants to have fun all the time and avoid his problems

but he learns how to handle himself and that sometimes you have to face your demons to get what you want 

makes a lot of mistakes but shows that he can grow and learn from them 

did i mention he is a) in canon biracial + bisexual b) in canon dark skinned we love some good representation ayyyy he’s def not a token brown or anything 

and everyone’s totally okay with his bisexuality there’s literally no homophobia in this story 

has wild fashion taste and likes guns a lot bitchh he dropped out of college to join a gang and escape his boring a$$ farmer life if that isn’t a power move wtf is 

definitely the funniest character but that does not in any way detract from his character development 

is very much in love with wylan (these two just get cuter and cuter and cuter) 

wylan van eck 

a ginormous nerd ~ he likes chemistry and the flute 

a typical tumblr gay softboi (y’all know you want this) 

joined a gang to scam his rich and abusive dad out of house and home (ultimate revenge fantasy tbh) 

has a learning disability but he’s still one of the smartest characters (i told ya the representation in this book is amazing) 

blushes easily

has done nothing wrong in his life ever (a complete cinnamon roll) 

has a major crush on jesper (at first jesper annoys tf out of him but if you like resentful-dude-has-to-tutor-the-noob character arcs y’all are gonna be HERE for this ship) 

kuwei yul-bo

a reluctant participant in these shenanigans

so brave (he absolutely did not have to do anything for these people and helps them anyway) 

everyone just wants to take care of him because he just kinda fell into their hands *this poor boi*

he’s “shu” which basically means he looks east asian 

is a crow as well FITE ME 

inej ghafa 

my actual wife 

in canon dark skinned 

a badass bitch who could take anyone half of me reading this book is being “SHE DID THAT” 

someone described her as “the person in the group project who does all the work” and i stand by that 

even though she’s the “tough girl” she still has emotions and character development 

also no girl on girl hate in soc: she and nina are big friends 

actually sparks a really intelligent discussion about the hypersexualization of woc (she is a victim of human trafficking and sex slavery) 

religious even though the world is mean to her 

does not settle for less in her relationship w kaz “i will have you without armor” anyone

even though she works for him they are equals 

honestly meme team = dream team they both have so many iconic moments 

wants to kill sex slavers and ruin their businesses never has a more righteous quest been undertaken 

kaz brekker  

the ya bad boy we actually need 

no but hear me out ~ he starts out having no moral compass whatsoever and gradually become someone who cares about stuff if that isn’t PEAK character development i don’t know what is 

is morally grey and an interesting character without being abusive (like a lot of times in ya *cough rhysand cough* characters that are intended to be just a little bit sketchy are actually A Lot Sketchy and do absolutely unforgivable creepy things and then have a shocking revelation about their past and become Good!Guys with Problems) kaz never becomes “good” but he treats the people he cares about with respect for the most part and his abuse is never used to justify his shitty behavior

is so sweet to inej like come on!!!!

has panic attacks and is disabled (but he’s still a badass lmao i really would not push it)

out of everyone had the most potential to be tropey but he’s really well written and that’s why i’ll stan him and not some other similar characters

[nicowtf]

​salutations  my  fellow  Cool™  kids     ,     it’s  a  huge  pleasure     .     i’m  luna     ,     a  Lame  ass  living  in  the  actual  hell  that  is  california     !     i am     very     ready  to  write  with  all  of  u     ,     so  don’t  be  afraid  to  destroy  my     IMs     or  my  discord  which  is     @garbage.mp3#2121     !!     i  would  love  to  be  ur  friend     &     make  some  magic  together     .     anyways     ,     let’s  dive  in  on  this  locally  grown  piece  of  trash     .

(   joe keery     •     twenty three     •     cismale     )   look     ,     it's     nicholas    cavanah     from   apartment     5C     !     apparently  he  moved  into  moreau   apartments     1  year  ago     and  rumour  has  it     ,     they  can  be  quite  juvenile     —     good  thing  they’re  also     comical     ,     hey     ?     i  hear  they’re     the jocular     of  the  building     .

nicholas cavanah    &     his  little  sister     (     she’s  about  fifteen  now     )     were  produced  by  his  two    ,     unpleasant  but  somewhat  tolerable  parents     .     his  dad  was  the  local  news  anchor  for  the  area     ,     while  his  mother  was  just  starting  off  her  party  planning  business     (     which  had  been  her  newfound  passion  lol     )     .    he’s  lived  a  pretty  comfortable  lifestyle    ,     but  him     &     his  sister  rarely  get  to see  them   .  

when  nico  was  around  thirteen    ,    his  father  was  given  a  promotion  that  required  relocating  to  vancouver    ,     &     he  knew  it  was  only  going  to  get  worse  from  then  on     .     his  mother  was  super  supportive  of  it     ,    bc  her  business  would     sky  rocket     in  the  city  that  accounts  for  some  of  the  best  socialite  events  of  the  year   .

about  a  year  since  their  settlement  in  vancouver    ,     nico   spent   most  of  his  time  watching  over  his  little  sister  while  their  parents  lived  the  lives  of  total  workaholics     .     he  became  more  of  a  father  figure  to  her  rather  than  her  actual  dad     ,     but  that’s  because  he  made  sure  to  watch  after  her     &    tried  to  give  her  the  best  childhood  she  could  get  when  having  neglectful  parents     .

vancouver  had  managed  to  welcome  nico  with  open  arms     .     he  was  considered  the  class  clown  at  school     ,     &     usually  got  himself  into  detention  for  it     ,    but  he  didn’t  seem  to  care  bc  his  parents  didn’t  seem  to  also    .     although  his  grades  weren’t  the  best    ,     it  didn’t  truly  reflect  how  smart  he  was     .     he  really  can  be  something  great  if  he  applied  himself     ,     but  he  chooses  not  to     .

⟶     𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭     :

once  he  had  graduated  high school     &    his  sister  was  old  enough  to  take  care  of  herself      ,      he  was  quick  to  relocate  from  his  home     &     to  the     moreau apartments     .     distance  from  his  family  was  necessary  for  nico     ,     as  he  wanted  to  take  on  a  new  journey  to  discover  who  he  is     &    see  what  lied  ahead  in  his  future    .    

he  couldn’t  be  more  grateful  for  discovering     elliot  moreau     ,     as  his  parents  set  nico  with  a  certain  budget  that  was  hard  to  cooperate  with  for  most  available  properties  in  the  city     .    working  part  -  time  at  a  local     music  store    that  is  walking  distance  from  the  apartments  had  been  providing  enough  to  get  everyday  necessities    ,     &     he’s  pretty  content  about  working  with  all  sorts  of  instruments  while  also  being  able  to  stack   hundreds  upon  hundreds  of  records     ,     tapes    ,    &    CDs     .

as  for  college  ,   he  is  taking  a  variety  of  general  classes  though  he  hasn’t  established  what  major  he  wants  to  settle  himself  in     .     he’s  just  kinda  lost  right  now     ,     so  hopefully  he figures  something  out  as  he  develops  within  this  group     .

⟶     𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚     :

so  first  things first     ,     he   hates   going  by  his  full  name     .     he  thinks  it’s  fucking  cringe     &     u  sound  like  his  mother  when  u  call  him  that     ,     so  he  prefers  to  go  by     nico     .   if  u     don’t     call  him  that     ,   he  will  probably  h8  u     .     so  call  him  that     (     or  don’t     )     .

he  is  dumb     ,     &     he  is  an  actual  child    .    it’s  strange  considering  he  had  to  step  up     &    take  on  the  role  of  a  guardian  at  such  a  young  age     ,     but  he  lacks  in  maturity  with  almost  everything  other  than  his  sister    .

he  tends  to  joke  about  everything     ,     &     it  gets  himself  into  trouble  all  the  time  for  it     .    joking  is  his  way  of  protecting  himself    ,     as  a  way  to  hide  what’s  actually  going  on  beneath  the  surface    .     it’s  also  just  a  coping  mechanism  for  whenever  something  tragic  is  going  on     .

his  ego  is  pretty  high  up  there     ,     but  i’m  telling  u  right  now     ,     it’s  totally  bogus     .     he  feels  like  the  worst     ,    but  acts  like  he’s  the  best     .

when  it  comes  to  girls     ,    it  really  depends     .     when  he  thinks  a  girl  is    so     gorgeous     ,     he  kinda  turns  into  a  mega  dork  in  front  of  her    .    he  tries  to  make  the  ladies  laugh     ,     but  usually  they  just  end  up  laughing  at  him  rather  than  his  jokes     …     but  he  doesn’t  complain     .     his  favorite  feature  on  a  woman  is  her  smile   .

ultimately  i  would  say  he’s  a  decent     &    kind  human  being     ,     with  a  tendency  to  make  stupid  remarks  or  be  too  sarcastic  with  everything    .     he  likes  to  tease  people    ,     but  never  intentionally  tries  to  hurt  them    ,    bc  if  he  did    …    he  would  feel  really  bad  about  it    .

when  it  comes  to  the  people  he  deeply  cares  for     ,     you  can  expect  him  to  be  one  of  the  most  loyal     &     protective  guys  you  could  ever  meet     .     he  would  do  absolutely     anything     for  the  people  he  cares  about     ,     &     that’s  a  fact     .

he  likes  to  play  the   guitar     &     drums     ,    considering  he   needs     something     to  impress  people  with     .     i’m  joking     (     for  the  most  part    )     .     he  really  loves  music    ,    enough  to  pursue  a  career  in  it  but  he  just  doesn’t  think  he’s  good  enough    .     i’ll  be  posting  some  of  the     guitar  covers     that  he  does  to  songs  on  here    ,    like  it’s  his  soundcloud  or  something  lol    .

has  a  secret  obsession  is  comic  books    ,     &     note  the  word     secret    .     he  feels  like  such  a  fucking  geek  but  he’s  a  sucker  for  them    ,    especially marvel    .    peter  parker  is  like  an  icon  to  him     ,    maybe  even  a  man  crush     ,     but  u  didn’t  hear  it  from  me     .

i  don’t  know     ,     that’s  about  it  for  now     !    i  really  wanna  see  him  grow  in  this  group  with  all  ur  fabulous  muses  around  him    &    eventually  see  what  he  becomes     .     if  u  read  all  of  this  then  u  are  the  very  best    &    i  love  u    .

[jaeminlore]

Library Assistant!Wonwoo

i'm back with one of the most precious boys in t world, jeon wonwoo <3

• anon wanted a troublemaker reader so here we gooo • you and mingyu are best friends and since you’re kind of outgoing and daring you tend to drag him everywhere • to the library for instance

• and even though you’re supposed to be studying what you’re really doing is drawing pictures in one of the library’s resource books

• stick figures of you and mingyu • the caption is probably something like • “skool sucks lolololol” • “kim mingyu smells” • “if ur reading this u r a loser” • you’re just a harmless troll really • bUT • this particular day when you two are hanging out in the library, mingyu suddenly slams your book closed • and you turn around to give him a piece of your mind bc what the heck mingyu who does that • until you see jeon wonwoo • aka the librarians assistant • aka the silent brooding type • aka one of the most handsome people on campus • with his oversized sweater and his large glasses that always slip off of his nose • he is really is handsome • too bad he’s so boring !!!! • ur convinced he went to some special librarian school where they sucked the fun out of him and made him into this super quiet boy who only makes an appearance when a book is being abused • you’re not here for it tbh • uNfOrtUnateLY wonwoo is mingyu’s other best friend so you two sorta kind of know each other • and he hates you so much lol • he KNOWS you are the one writing in his precious books but unless he catches you in the act he can’t technically prove it • BACK TO THE STORY • so wonwoo comes over and he’s shooting daggers at u like • “u just wrote in that book” • bc u were never one to back down from a fight you’re like • “maybe i did. maybe i didn’t. what you gonna do abt it????” • he does this semi cute huff and just frowns as he takes the book out of ur hands • “you wrote mingyu smells i know it’s you.” • cue mingyu: “i don’t smell!” • you try to tug the book back bc he can’t prove anything without it • “give me back the encyclopedia!!!!” • “lolololololololol no” • “wow i hate you” • “h8 u 2 m8” • this is basically how you two react on a daily basis • UNTIL ONE NIGHT • so mingyu had been cramming for exams and when he does this he kinda goes into Hibernating Bear Mode™ except instead of sleeping he does nothing but study • and the two of you had planned to watch neflix this particular night just to kind of distract yourselves from exams and whatever • but mingyu is nowhere to be found • and you check EVERYWHERE • you check his favorite coffee shop, the park he studies at, the gym he goes to when he’s stressed, the canteen, his dorm… you even called the 97 liners like “where tf is mingyu we have a marathon of bob’s burgers to watch” • and no one knows • but minghao gives you the best hint you can use at the moment “did you ask wonwoo?” • no way,,, there is no way u r gonna swallow ur pride and ask that … bookworm … to help u find mingyu • but thinking of wonwoo makes you think of the library, so you head on over hoping he had just fallen asleep and the security guard missed him • because at this point it’s reaching midnight and u aren’t even supposed to be out of bed,, let alone the campus library like come on • anyway the library isn’t open but you find a cracked window in the back to slide through • “mingyu!” you start whispering for your friend, hoping the security guard isn’t roaming the halls • you head over to the study second w all the tables and stuff • and lo and behold,,, mingyu isn’t there but instead it’s wonwoo • nd he’s just lazily walking thru the library w a squeaky cart, placing books back in their proper places • he’s tired, and in the dark you can see him cover his yawn with a sweater paw • ur heart does a lil somersault but like,,, u would never admit that bc you can’t find a dork attractive • esp not wonwoo, who is rumored to date books • you started that rumor but tbh you don’t doubt it • wonwoo finally catches you peaking around the corner and lets out a scream of terror bc he thought you were some kind of ancient book demon or smth • “wHaT tHe heCK!!!!!!” • you fall on the floor dYing bc his reaction was so funny • he looked like a startled deer tbh • “that was hilarious” you’re still giggling • and despite his absolute Hatred™ for you,, wonwoo finds himself blushing bc of how carefree you are in the moment • so … he gets kinda quiet and tries to become brooding again because that’s his Brand around here and there’s no way you’re going to break it with a simple giggle • at least… you aren’t going to know you did • “what do u want?” • after u sober up it gets kinda serious bc you’re still rlly worried for mingyu “is mingyu here? i can’t find him?” • “mingyu? i haven’t seen him.” • you let out a distressed sigh bc mingyu is a scatterbrain and he genuinely could’ve gotten lost around campus or smth •you sigh in distress: “he was supposed to come to my dorm a few hours ago and i can’t find him. ive looked everywhere.” • and as you speak wonwoo is suddenly,,, really disappointed,,, but he doesn’t know why,,, • “oh really? i didn’t know you two were dating…” nd he just kind of kicks himself mentally bc why wouldn’t you date mingyu honestly? • he’s handsome, he’s buff, he’s a great cook… wonwoo should’ve seen it coming tbh • but then you crinkle your nose like “dating? ew! i’d rather date you than mingyu and that’s saying something.” • even tho it was an insult and he’s slightly offended, wonwoo still felt a bit of hope blooming in his chest that for some reason just got bigger whenever you smiled at him • he also was blushing pretty dang hard but we aren’t going to talk abt that • anyway back to the topic at hand • wonwoo scratches the back of his neck and nervously suggests looking together. “we can try the kitchen if you haven’t looked there.” • “the what?” • “the kitchen. yknow, mingyu goes there every once and awhile to make food and wind down. he’s got a key and stuff so i don’t think the cooks mind him doing it.” • this is all very new information to you • but it’s the best bet so you agree. • you let wonwoo come with you because you don’t know the way • and also he’s rlly cute and kinda nice when he’s not yelling at you for an overdue book • but you would never tell him that ofc • as you both walk over there • nd it’s sort of awkward so you try to start a conversation • “isn’t the library closed? why were you stocking books?” • wonwoo smiled embarrassingly, “well i was actually just pretending to stock books. you see, there was a new shipment of books coming in and i wanted first pick of all the good ones before anyone else got to them.” • you giggle. bc,,, of course he would • “so you don’t mind breaking the rules, as long as it’s for books.” • “yeah and you always go against books which is why i can’t be associated with you.” • “well it gets boring in the library,” you whined. “can’t there be legos or coloring books to play with when students want to wind down but don’t want to read?” • “what are you, five? and why go to a library if you aren’t going to read?” • “mingyu needs someone to keep him company,” you said. “and i don’t like reading or studying so i would appreciate you taking note of that in the future.” • “right okay let me go buy a bunch of coloring books just so you can stay busy when you can literally bring one yourself.” • “that’s all i’m asking” • during your banter, you arrive at the kitchen • lo and behold mingyu is just chilling at the stove, eating some seasoned chicken • “hey guys grab a fork! i made extra!” • after you and wonwoo chide him for worrying you so much, you all sit down and eat • and • you don’t want to admit it • but it was rlly nice being able to get along with wonwoo • and he’s even cuter when he’s eating • his nose scrunches up and like you can’t help but stare at him a few times bc he’s a cutie • but he’s staring at you too so it’s all good • when the foods all eaten mingyu tells you guys to go ahead; that he’d stay behind and clean • he just ships y'all and wants one of you to make a move if we’re being honest • so wonwoo walks you back to your dorm and • you just stare at each other bc what do you do? do you ask for his number? kiss his cheek? • wonwoo answers your question by holding out his hand • fOr a haNdSHakE • but it isn’t that awkward because his hands are soft and warm • “i’ve got to go take care of some things,” he says, letting go of your hand and backing up. “i’ll see you tomorrow.” • “okay. thanks for helping me!” • “anytime.” • and that’s … that • and you’re pretty sure your crush was just fleeting and one-sided like there’s no way he’d ever like you • but • the next morning you walk into the library and on one of the tables • is a coloring book and some colored pencils • you pick it up and look around hoping to see wonwoo • you do, and he’s stocking shelves again, unable to come and talk • instead he just gives you and soft smile and mimes for you to open it you do, and his number is scribbled in • “maybe we could do something together? xxx-xxxx, let me know. wonwoo” • yep. your crush definitely isn’t one-sided.

[unusedhaha-blog]

oh hi   ,   thanks for checking in   ,   i’m   ♪♫♬   still a piece of   GARBAGE   .

a   JOE KEERY   lookalike just rolled into new york city in their   ford mustang   .   nicholas cavanah   just had a birthday bash for his   twenty-second birthday   .   i doubt he’ll make it here in new york city since i hear he tends to be    juvenile   ,   but on the other hand he is   adventurous   .   ( cismale   &   he/him   )

hey guys   !!   it’s luna   ,   i also happen to play   stasia   (  lily collins fc   )   ,   &   as soon as that lovely surprise for taking on two characters was announced   ,   my   pathetic   ass just had to bring in the guy with amazing hair   ,   also known as joe keery   ,   but more importantly   :   my baby daddy   .   i’m so down to plot at any time for   ANYTHING   ,   so pls   …   don’t be shy   ,   sexy   ;)))) make sure to give this video a thumbs up   &   subscribe   !   i post shitty content every 48 hours   .

so first things first   ,   he   hates   going by his full name   .   he thinks it’s fucking cringe   &   u sound like his mother when u call him that   ,   so he prefers to go by   nico   .   if u   don’t   call him that   ,   he will probably h8 u   .   so call him that   .

he   &   his little sister   (   she’s like 15 now   )   were produced by his two   ,   unpleasant but somewhat tolerable parents   .   his dad was the local news anchor for the area   ,   while his mother was just starting off her party planning business   .   he’s lived a pretty comfortable lifestyle   ,   but him   &   his sister rarely get to see them   .   

when nico was around 13   ,   his father was given a promotion that required relocating to new york   ,   &   he knew it was only going to get worse from then on   .   his mother was super supportive of it   ,   bc her business would   sky rocket   in the city that accounts for most   &   the best socialite events of the year   .

when his sister was pretty young   &   nico was still a teenager   ,   he spent most of his time watching over her while their parents lived the lives of total workaholics   .   he became more of a father figure to her rather than her actual dad   ,   but that’s because he made sure to watch after her   &   tried to give her the best childhood she could get when having neglectful parents   .

the city was harsh   ,   but it welcomed nico with open arms   .   he was considered the class clown at school   ,   &   usually got himself into detention for it   ,   but he didn’t care bc his parents didn’t also   .   although his grades weren’t the best   ,   it didn’t truly reflect how smart he was   .   he really can be something great if he applies himself   ,   but he chooses not to   .

because of his mother’s involvement with the high society of new york   ,   nico was pretty much invited to all the grandest parties   &   events considering how accomplished the cavanah name had become   .   

but i’m about to dive into his personality   .   he is dumb   ,   &   he is an actual child   .   it’s strange considering he had to step up   &   take on the role of a guardian at such a young age   ,   but he lacks in maturity with everything other than his sister   .

he tends to joke about everything   ,   &   it gets himself into trouble all the time for it   .   joking is his way of protecting himself   ,   as a way to hide what’s actually going on beneath the surface   .   

his ego is pretty high up there   ,   it’s totally bogus   .   he feels like the worst   ,   but acts like he’s the best   .

when it comes to girls   ,   it really depends   .   when he thinks a girl is so gorgeous   ,   he kinda turns into a mega dork in front of her   .   he tries to make the ladies laugh   ,   but usually they just end up laughing at him rather than his jokes   …   but he doesn’t complain   .   his favorite feature on a woman is her smile   .

though ultimately i would say he’s a decent   &   kind human being   ,   with a tendency to make stupid comments or be too sarcastic   .   he likes to tease people   ,   but never intentionally tries to hurt them   ,   bc if he did   …   he would feel really bad about it   .

he likes to play the guitar   &   drums   ,   considering he needs   something   to impress people with   .

he’s secret obsession is comic books   ,   &   note the word secret   .   he feels like such a fucking geek but he’s a sucker for them   ,   especially marvel   .   peter parker is like an icon to him   ,   maybe even a man crush   ,   but u didn’t hear it from me   .

anyways   ,   that’s kinda all i got so far   !!   if u read up to this point   ,   ur a fucking real one   &   i love u   .   pls feel free to send me a message if ur interested in plotting with nico   !!   we both would love u down if u did   .

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• the only reason i know today's date without looking is because yesterday he posted stuff about his dog bc it's rocky's birthday 11/25 and lmaO i am sucH A DORk and i h8 myself

• ok but wow ew what is dignity or pride when you like someone like this and tbh why do i even like him i'm just attracted to this person who is so different from what i expected

• i saw him laugh and i'm frekin hooKed fml hahahahha

[izuru-ru]

//I h8 this filler motherfucker and he's a dork and I love him