#he's stupidly amazing

[ungodlysaltyinfrastructure]

Went back a few ep (up till like ep 11) and without fail, there is a reference to "Gears seems or might take a liking to you Alux!"

And like... what does that mean...

Call it a hunch, but I feel like Gears is going to try to steal/use Alux's powers in some way. Either it be he's secretly evil, or just uses Alux as a kind of infinite energy generator. (Mmmmmmmmhmhmh nuclear power plant Alux☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️)

And like. With the dialogue I've gathered, what the hell would Gears do if he was left alone with Alux???? 😟😟😟😟😟😰😰😰😨

[watmalik]

Trump calling january 6th “j6” like it’s a k-pop group is so…

[ph7soy]

mega angsty grahamscott college AU fic❗❗

College was supposed to be a fresh start for Warren. A chance to rebrand his geeky high school self. Hell, maybe he’d even have a shot at being cool this time around. But of course nothing ever goes his way, because he’s Warren fucking Graham.

~ wc: 71k-ish ~ status: ongoing (chapter 11/?) ~ tags: enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn, hurt/comfort, fluff/angst, coming-of-age

helloooooo to all five grahamscott shippers out there!! my super supportive gf (who is also my only beta reader) suggested that i promote my fic on tumblr so here i am;;

enjoy the vandalized driver’s licenses i made for warren & nathan + a lil what’s in my bag college student edition for these two dorks (clearly not hard to guess which belongs to who lol)

[thetarttfuldickhead]

All right, I'm particularly fond of this picture because it's one of very, very few of Phil where he actually looks like Jamie? Most of the time his whole demeanor is just so different there's no mistaking him, but here - particularly with the hair vaguely reminiscent of the season 1 'do, and possibly because he's in profile so you can't see the look in his eyes... that could be Jamie, right? Soft boy Jamie with bad boy Jamie hair, feels very season 4 to me. 😏 Richmond gala maybe, him and Dani being each other's dates* and silly BFF:s* all night long, doing shots and dancing and having a blast.

*Because Dani's girls are out of town and Jamie's just and very secretly getting together with two certain someones, to me. You want them to actually date, it's a good pic for that too.

**Jamie has several BFF:s, obviously, but Dani absolutely is one of them.

[stellaluna33]

My husband is so adorable... Every time Lane mentions a band/album/song during an episode of Gilmore Girls, he goes to look it up on Spotify afterwards because "if Lane likes it, I know it's gonna be great!"

[twisted-torment]

I cant wait for us to live together. Every moment together of pure pleasurable domesticity will be bliss. Waking him up in the morning with kisses and head, making him breakfast and eating yummy meals with him, cuddling together after warm showers (with cockwarming of course to be as close to each other as possible!), watching movies together and laughing at the plotholes, bending over so he can use my holes whenever he needs to pump a load, slow evenings with hot chocolate and wine!!!

I can’t wait for our beautiful freaky lives together to start <333

[lucidglitch]

bet when dream first wore the dumb printed george in front of the florida sign sweater it made george laugh the way he does when dream trips and falls, like eyes all crinkled with the biggest smile and from then on dreams worn it like a second skin for at least the past two days

[leatherbookmark]

According to Ellis, women are fascinated by male strength, but they have no opinions about male beauty. Insensitive almost to the point of being blind, they have a discerning eye for male beauty not greatly different from that of the normal male. (Forbidden Colours, trans. Alfred H. Marks, Penguin edition p. 94)

oh mr mishima you would be pleasantly surprised by kpop stans. perhaps even disgusted

[paranormal-potatoes]

Godwyn, technically a ghost: you're being weirdly honest and open

Godwyn: are you sick? are you cursed??

Teagan: no??? buddy, i was wandering untethered from my body for, like, 200 years

Godwyn: wait. you're being honest because you're lonely?

Teagan, ex-noble child with an overcontrolling mother: newsflash. lonely and guilty is my default state

Godwyn: *entering Big Brother Mode™* we can work on that

[waugh-bao]

Ночь с Машиной Времени (2023)

[cowboyishbabe]

Playing dnd has been maybe one of the best things for my mental health since the circus intensive ended

[houseofwolvess]

i love planned parenthood sm. i genuinely don't know what id do without it now

[s0dium]

Warnings: Werewolf!Toji is whipped, humping, breeding, knots

Toji is worried about the fact he cant seem to stop fucking, no, breeding you, even when he's not in heat.

At first, he had never thought his constant need to be near you was a problem—he had claimed you long ago, after all. But lately, it felt different, more like an obsession that consumed him the moment he stepped through your door. The second your sweet scent hit him, lemony and mouth-watering, Toji's is already down for the count.

His pupils dilate, wolf ears twitch, his dick strains against his waistband, and his fangs unsheathed in primal response. Before he can even think, he is by your side, his larger muscular body pressed close as you stand at the stove. He rubs himself against your ass, grinding his hardening dick on your butt, desperate, like a puppy in heat.

"Y/n..." He will whine into your ear from behind, burying his nose into the crook of your neck and breathing in your scent. Fuck, he can feel pre-cum dribbling from his tip just inhaling you.

"Baby?" You coo, turning to face him so you can cup his stupidly handsome face in your small hands. Dark eyes stare back at you, wide and droopy, eyebrows furrowed in a plea. How funny is it that a man, a wolf man, as big, tall, and scary as him was now pawing at your sweater and whining like a lost dog?

"Please im so..." He breathes out, biting his lip to stop his fingernails from sharpening into claws. If he had a tail in his human form, it would be wagging wildly right now.

You giggle, running your hands through his silky dark hair.

"You're so pathetic" you whisper, delivering a kiss to his jugular that makes Toji whine.

"I'm so pathetic..." he hums tilting is chin up so you can nibble at his skin.

From there he is a victim of his instincts.

There is no warning when he completely bottoms out inside of you, walls throbbing as he seems to get bigger with every inch slipping into your quivering hole. He moans at how warm you are, it's nothing like his fist or that stupid fleshlight you got him for when your away.

“S-shit baby so warm n'tight" he groans and presses his own messy kisses into your squealing mouth. His pelvic bone rubs on your clit as he jackhammers into you, the base of his cock swelling and stretching your gummy walls wide.

"Love you, love you so much, wanna make you a mom, give you my babies~” He’s babbling now, lips hungrily sucking your nipples like milk was going to come out. The sheer collision of his tip against your cervix as he slammed into you was making your brain go numb. Just when you don't think you can cum again, he rips another one out of you and god does it feel amazing. It's like your flying in euphoria as thousands of flesh arrows send pleasure across your body.

Tojis soft ears suddenly twitch and peak up to a point his eyes screw themselves close. "F-fuck, m’gonna cum inside.” he cuts off with a groan of his own, shooting thick white ropes of his cum into your swollen n wanting womb. He kept cumming inside of you, strings and strings of hot cum filling you up as he held you in his arms. It made your body shake, his load weighing at your stomach like it was forming a bulge with how much there was.

“Your gonna make such a good mom baby” his ears twitch at his own words, mind going foggy at the thought of you round and swollen with his children.

[that-was-anticlimactic]

falling feels like flying

[ID: Digital illustration of Sokka and Zuko from ATLA. The boys are depicted mid-fall, Sokka above looking down, and Zuko below, looking up at him. Their right arms are outstretched and are holding the other's hand. They are wearing Water Tribe and Fire Nation-inspired clothing, which flows up and around them in the air. Sokka looks down with a joyous smile on his face, as though he is in the middle of saying something. Zuko gazes up at Sokka with a soft and wondrous expression. There is a riot of colour streaming up from behind Zuko, symbolizing this moment of romantic realization in passionate rainbow fire as the two fall. /End ID.]

the AMAZING @britishmuffin drew art for my @zukkabigbang2024 fic and gave me permission to post, so, here you go! thank you so much for the gorgeous rendition of zukka falling! and s/o to @beachytablecloth, my incredible beta!

The only thing that could possibly quell his anxiety, his brain decided, was holding Sokka’s hand again.

Well, they’ve only held hands once before, and that time it was because Sokka was about to fall to his death.

… well…

Uncle once described Zuko as “stupidly impulsive”, so he may as well live up to that description.

[or, zuko likes holding sokka's hand but they only did that when sokka fell off the gondola, so zuko decides to fall to make sokka catch him]

[kookieshope7]

Send help...

'Standing Next to You' official teaser

[suiana]

yandere! merman who's (unfortunately) a frequent visitor to your front yard.

living on the beach had its ups and downs. being able to witness such a beautiful sight every day and night, no matter the seasons was really amazing. the fact that you worked as a beach lifeguard also meant that you could head to work much more conveniently.

unfortunately that's about as good as the positives get. not with the ever increasing living expenses and your stupidly handsome fish intruder.

he pops up in your backyard every single day. every. SINGLE. day.

at first it was cute and interesting. oh! a gorgeous merman making himself comfortable in your front yard, tail in the water while he lounges on the sand and tries to talk to you.

you gave into him of course. yes, you have met several other merfolk in your time as a lifeguard. yet there was something about him that drew you in. was it the fact that he would constantly break into your front yard and act like he belonged there? or the fact that he had massive tits and there were always just staring at you? you weren't sure.

plus he was also really interesting too! he (coincidentally) had all the same interests as you and (obviously) also knew you in and out! talking to him was just so so enjoyable! he was extremely cuddly, nuzzling into your neck while he mutters words of affirmations that do wonders to your touch starved heart. aw! it's like he likes you or something :)

but it became annoying. he wouldn't leave you no matter how much you tried. in fact, he'd even FORCE you to stay on the beach with him, holding your hand down as he looked at you with the most emotionally manipulative look. lips all pouty and eyes glossed over, tears threatening to spill. the fact that your house was right there too, just a few steps out of reach... it was like he was purposely trying to tease you or something. hello dude, you aren't my boyfriend! you can't keep me here!

you'd think because he was half fish it would mean he wouldn't be able to stay above land for extended periods of time. but boy, you swear you never really see him enter the water. actually, you swear you see him on land more often!

trying to catch him off guard and enter the water is also near impossible too. it's like he has some sort of power or telekinesis or whatnot. you tried faking sleep just to sneak a glance of him off your porch, maybe even seeing him enter the beautiful waters.

nope. what you got was a JUMPSCARE with him staring right back at you, eyes all wide and mouth open, showcasing rows of sharp teeth. you've never tried to see him away again.

you couldn't even bring other people home anymore. not with him flopping around, glaring and hissing at anyone who dared to even glance at you for a second too long. what seemed like a handsome and harmless fishman was now a nuisance and fucking creepy presence in your already dull life.

have i mentioned the fact that you're a lifeguard? yeah, because of his constant hovering (or flopping) around you, you can't even do your job properly. he doesn't even let you go save people that are clearly in need of help! he just scowls and tells the people to stop drowning! muttering about how if they were a better swimmer they wouldn't be in this position in the first place!

like???

oh well, at least he doesn't do anything more than forcing you to talk to him as long as possible, scaring away all potential suitors and just people in general, and staying in your front yard for way too long, right?

um... you might want to look out your window... uh... yeah, new merfolk. oldies? yeah um, they're his parents. he wants you to meet them. like, right now. and he's also wearing some intricate jewellery that he hasn't worn before.

and is that... a ring?

oh. well.

hahaha...

good luck lifeguard! hopefully he (most definitely) isn't trying to marry you! that would be bad! like, super bad! haha!