#he's stupidly amazing

[ungodlysaltyinfrastructure]

Went back a few ep (up till like ep 11) and without fail, there is a reference to "Gears seems or might take a liking to you Alux!"

And like... what does that mean...

Call it a hunch, but I feel like Gears is going to try to steal/use Alux's powers in some way. Either it be he's secretly evil, or just uses Alux as a kind of infinite energy generator. (Mmmmmmmmhmhmh nuclear power plant Alux☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️)

And like. With the dialogue I've gathered, what the hell would Gears do if he was left alone with Alux???? 😟😟😟😟😟😰😰😰😨

[baguettenjoyer]

He stands so stupidly <3

[watmalik]

Trump calling january 6th “j6” like it’s a k-pop group is so…

[ph7soy]

mega angsty grahamscott college AU fic❗❗

College was supposed to be a fresh start for Warren. A chance to rebrand his geeky high school self. Hell, maybe he’d even have a shot at being cool this time around. But of course nothing ever goes his way, because he’s Warren fucking Graham.

~ wc: 71k-ish ~ status: ongoing (chapter 11/?) ~ tags: enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn, hurt/comfort, fluff/angst, coming-of-age

helloooooo to all five grahamscott shippers out there!! my super supportive gf (who is also my only beta reader) suggested that i promote my fic on tumblr so here i am;;

enjoy the vandalized driver’s licenses i made for warren & nathan + a lil what’s in my bag college student edition for these two dorks (clearly not hard to guess which belongs to who lol)

[thetarttfuldickhead]

All right, I'm particularly fond of this picture because it's one of very, very few of Phil where he actually looks like Jamie? Most of the time his whole demeanor is just so different there's no mistaking him, but here - particularly with the hair vaguely reminiscent of the season 1 'do, and possibly because he's in profile so you can't see the look in his eyes... that could be Jamie, right? Soft boy Jamie with bad boy Jamie hair, feels very season 4 to me. 😏 Richmond gala maybe, him and Dani being each other's dates* and silly BFF:s* all night long, doing shots and dancing and having a blast.

*Because Dani's girls are out of town and Jamie's just and very secretly getting together with two certain someones, to me. You want them to actually date, it's a good pic for that too.

**Jamie has several BFF:s, obviously, but Dani absolutely is one of them.

[mckeeks]

as it’s Valentine’s Day…

46 days ago jeez has it been that long already? I finally got to meet @top-shelf-tender after non-stop talking and finding out we both really… really maybe perhaps liked each other a whole lot~

It was an absolute dream… a trip I was so ridiculously happy on; I almost immediately booked another when I returned home. Turns out… he’s just as wonderful in person as he is online…

… and I really love him~

[stellaluna33]

My husband is so adorable... Every time Lane mentions a band/album/song during an episode of Gilmore Girls, he goes to look it up on Spotify afterwards because "if Lane likes it, I know it's gonna be great!"

[twisted-torment]

I cant wait for us to live together. Every moment together of pure pleasurable domesticity will be bliss. Waking him up in the morning with kisses and head, making him breakfast and eating yummy meals with him, cuddling together after warm showers (with cockwarming of course to be as close to each other as possible!), watching movies together and laughing at the plotholes, bending over so he can use my holes whenever he needs to pump a load, slow evenings with hot chocolate and wine!!!

I can’t wait for our beautiful freaky lives together to start <333

[leatherbookmark]

According to Ellis, women are fascinated by male strength, but they have no opinions about male beauty. Insensitive almost to the point of being blind, they have a discerning eye for male beauty not greatly different from that of the normal male. (Forbidden Colours, trans. Alfred H. Marks, Penguin edition p. 94)

oh mr mishima you would be pleasantly surprised by kpop stans. perhaps even disgusted

[paranormal-potatoes]

Godwyn, technically a ghost: you're being weirdly honest and open

Godwyn: are you sick? are you cursed??

Teagan: no??? buddy, i was wandering untethered from my body for, like, 200 years

Godwyn: wait. you're being honest because you're lonely?

Teagan, ex-noble child with an overcontrolling mother: newsflash. lonely and guilty is my default state

Godwyn: *entering Big Brother Mode™* we can work on that

[waugh-bao]

Ночь с Машиной Времени (2023)

[the-capricious-one]

Basil Rathbone could even do the soft eyes.

I know everyone says Vincent Price, but I give you: Basil Rathbone

He’s Emmrich, Emmrich is him.

[whiteroseismyotp]

Wisdom teeth that have been fucking with my life for the past 6 years because they decided to grow in with holes in them are finally gone. Got them removed yesterday and despite having to kill my spine sleeping upright so I didn't choke on the excessive amount of blood I will never feel as free as I do right now.

These stupid fragments of deformed calcium have given me nothing but unceasing agony of the highest degree(The inner nerves inside the pulp were exposed, so any and all pain was nerve pain which is another level) and now after the comparatively short recovery time I'll finally be able to eat without fear of accidentally setting off a 32 hour wave of pain in which I can do nothing but cry and beg for the 3 different painkillers I took to do anything

And I spent so long being terrified of the idea of the IV they had to use to give me anesthesia because I despise the thought of having a tube literally moving around inside my arm but I 1. Literally didn't feel it go in they numbed my arm so damn well that if they hadn't told me it was in place I would never have known and 2. Despite walking out of the building myself apparently, the first thing I remember afterwards was being in the car halfway home lmao

[cowboyishbabe]

Playing dnd has been maybe one of the best things for my mental health since the circus intensive ended

[houseofwolvess]

i love planned parenthood sm. i genuinely don't know what id do without it now

[s0dium]

Warnings: Werewolf!Toji is whipped, humping, breeding, knots

Toji is worried about the fact he cant seem to stop fucking, no, breeding you, even when he's not in heat.

At first, he had never thought his constant need to be near you was a problem—he had claimed you long ago, after all. But lately, it felt different, more like an obsession that consumed him the moment he stepped through your door. The second your sweet scent hit him, lemony and mouth-watering, Toji's is already down for the count.

His pupils dilate, wolf ears twitch, his dick strains against his waistband, and his fangs unsheathed in primal response. Before he can even think, he is by your side, his larger muscular body pressed close as you stand at the stove. He rubs himself against your ass, grinding his hardening dick on your butt, desperate, like a puppy in heat.

"Y/n..." He will whine into your ear from behind, burying his nose into the crook of your neck and breathing in your scent. Fuck, he can feel pre-cum dribbling from his tip just inhaling you.

"Baby?" You coo, turning to face him so you can cup his stupidly handsome face in your small hands. Dark eyes stare back at you, wide and droopy, eyebrows furrowed in a plea. How funny is it that a man, a wolf man, as big, tall, and scary as him was now pawing at your sweater and whining like a lost dog?

"Please im so..." He breathes out, biting his lip to stop his fingernails from sharpening into claws. If he had a tail in his human form, it would be wagging wildly right now.

You giggle, running your hands through his silky dark hair.

"You're so pathetic" you whisper, delivering a kiss to his jugular that makes Toji whine.

"I'm so pathetic..." he hums tilting is chin up so you can nibble at his skin.

From there he is a victim of his instincts.

There is no warning when he completely bottoms out inside of you, walls throbbing as he seems to get bigger with every inch slipping into your quivering hole. He moans at how warm you are, it's nothing like his fist or that stupid fleshlight you got him for when your away.

“S-shit baby so warm n'tight" he groans and presses his own messy kisses into your squealing mouth. His pelvic bone rubs on your clit as he jackhammers into you, the base of his cock swelling and stretching your gummy walls wide.

"Love you, love you so much, wanna make you a mom, give you my babies~” He’s babbling now, lips hungrily sucking your nipples like milk was going to come out. The sheer collision of his tip against your cervix as he slammed into you was making your brain go numb. Just when you don't think you can cum again, he rips another one out of you and god does it feel amazing. It's like your flying in euphoria as thousands of flesh arrows send pleasure across your body.

Tojis soft ears suddenly twitch and peak up to a point his eyes screw themselves close. "F-fuck, m’gonna cum inside.” he cuts off with a groan of his own, shooting thick white ropes of his cum into your swollen n wanting womb. He kept cumming inside of you, strings and strings of hot cum filling you up as he held you in his arms. It made your body shake, his load weighing at your stomach like it was forming a bulge with how much there was.

“Your gonna make such a good mom baby” his ears twitch at his own words, mind going foggy at the thought of you round and swollen with his children.