#he's stupidly amazing

[ungodlysaltyinfrastructure]

Went back a few ep (up till like ep 11) and without fail, there is a reference to "Gears seems or might take a liking to you Alux!"

And like... what does that mean...

Call it a hunch, but I feel like Gears is going to try to steal/use Alux's powers in some way. Either it be he's secretly evil, or just uses Alux as a kind of infinite energy generator. (Mmmmmmmmhmhmh nuclear power plant Alux☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️)

And like. With the dialogue I've gathered, what the hell would Gears do if he was left alone with Alux???? 😟😟😟😟😟😰😰😰😨

[watmalik]

Trump calling january 6th “j6” like it’s a k-pop group is so…

[alienthebee]

THIS FRAME, THIS FRAME RIGHT HERE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

WHY IS JAX FACE LIKE THAT LMAO

[preciousbabyrat]

do you ever act so confident posh boy that it wins over your youtuber crush and it gives you such an ego boost you end up on stage 15 years later confidently defending mispronunciations to thousands of people who won't hesitate to fact check you

[ph7soy]

mega angsty grahamscott college AU fic❗❗

College was supposed to be a fresh start for Warren. A chance to rebrand his geeky high school self. Hell, maybe he’d even have a shot at being cool this time around. But of course nothing ever goes his way, because he’s Warren fucking Graham.

~ wc: 71k-ish ~ status: ongoing (chapter 11/?) ~ tags: enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn, hurt/comfort, fluff/angst, coming-of-age

helloooooo to all five grahamscott shippers out there!! my super supportive gf (who is also my only beta reader) suggested that i promote my fic on tumblr so here i am;;

enjoy the vandalized driver’s licenses i made for warren & nathan + a lil what’s in my bag college student edition for these two dorks (clearly not hard to guess which belongs to who lol)

[thetarttfuldickhead]

All right, I'm particularly fond of this picture because it's one of very, very few of Phil where he actually looks like Jamie? Most of the time his whole demeanor is just so different there's no mistaking him, but here - particularly with the hair vaguely reminiscent of the season 1 'do, and possibly because he's in profile so you can't see the look in his eyes... that could be Jamie, right? Soft boy Jamie with bad boy Jamie hair, feels very season 4 to me. 😏 Richmond gala maybe, him and Dani being each other's dates* and silly BFF:s* all night long, doing shots and dancing and having a blast.

*Because Dani's girls are out of town and Jamie's just and very secretly getting together with two certain someones, to me. You want them to actually date, it's a good pic for that too.

**Jamie has several BFF:s, obviously, but Dani absolutely is one of them.

[stellaluna33]

My husband is so adorable... Every time Lane mentions a band/album/song during an episode of Gilmore Girls, he goes to look it up on Spotify afterwards because "if Lane likes it, I know it's gonna be great!"

[lucidglitch]

bet when dream first wore the dumb printed george in front of the florida sign sweater it made george laugh the way he does when dream trips and falls, like eyes all crinkled with the biggest smile and from then on dreams worn it like a second skin for at least the past two days

[leatherbookmark]

According to Ellis, women are fascinated by male strength, but they have no opinions about male beauty. Insensitive almost to the point of being blind, they have a discerning eye for male beauty not greatly different from that of the normal male. (Forbidden Colours, trans. Alfred H. Marks, Penguin edition p. 94)

oh mr mishima you would be pleasantly surprised by kpop stans. perhaps even disgusted

[paranormal-potatoes]

Godwyn, technically a ghost: you're being weirdly honest and open

Godwyn: are you sick? are you cursed??

Teagan: no??? buddy, i was wandering untethered from my body for, like, 200 years

Godwyn: wait. you're being honest because you're lonely?

Teagan, ex-noble child with an overcontrolling mother: newsflash. lonely and guilty is my default state

Godwyn: *entering Big Brother Mode™* we can work on that

[waugh-bao]

Ночь с Машиной Времени (2023)

[cowboyishbabe]

Playing dnd has been maybe one of the best things for my mental health since the circus intensive ended

[houseofwolvess]

i love planned parenthood sm. i genuinely don't know what id do without it now

[s0dium]

Warnings: Werewolf!Toji is whipped, humping, breeding, knots

Toji is worried about the fact he cant seem to stop fucking, no, breeding you, even when he's not in heat.

At first, he had never thought his constant need to be near you was a problem—he had claimed you long ago, after all. But lately, it felt different, more like an obsession that consumed him the moment he stepped through your door. The second your sweet scent hit him, lemony and mouth-watering, Toji's is already down for the count.

His pupils dilate, wolf ears twitch, his dick strains against his waistband, and his fangs unsheathed in primal response. Before he can even think, he is by your side, his larger muscular body pressed close as you stand at the stove. He rubs himself against your ass, grinding his hardening dick on your butt, desperate, like a puppy in heat.

"Y/n..." He will whine into your ear from behind, burying his nose into the crook of your neck and breathing in your scent. Fuck, he can feel pre-cum dribbling from his tip just inhaling you.

"Baby?" You coo, turning to face him so you can cup his stupidly handsome face in your small hands. Dark eyes stare back at you, wide and droopy, eyebrows furrowed in a plea. How funny is it that a man, a wolf man, as big, tall, and scary as him was now pawing at your sweater and whining like a lost dog?

"Please im so..." He breathes out, biting his lip to stop his fingernails from sharpening into claws. If he had a tail in his human form, it would be wagging wildly right now.

You giggle, running your hands through his silky dark hair.

"You're so pathetic" you whisper, delivering a kiss to his jugular that makes Toji whine.

"I'm so pathetic..." he hums tilting is chin up so you can nibble at his skin.

From there he is a victim of his instincts.

There is no warning when he completely bottoms out inside of you, walls throbbing as he seems to get bigger with every inch slipping into your quivering hole. He moans at how warm you are, it's nothing like his fist or that stupid fleshlight you got him for when your away.

“S-shit baby so warm n'tight" he groans and presses his own messy kisses into your squealing mouth. His pelvic bone rubs on your clit as he jackhammers into you, the base of his cock swelling and stretching your gummy walls wide.

"Love you, love you so much, wanna make you a mom, give you my babies~” He’s babbling now, lips hungrily sucking your nipples like milk was going to come out. The sheer collision of his tip against your cervix as he slammed into you was making your brain go numb. Just when you don't think you can cum again, he rips another one out of you and god does it feel amazing. It's like your flying in euphoria as thousands of flesh arrows send pleasure across your body.

Tojis soft ears suddenly twitch and peak up to a point his eyes screw themselves close. "F-fuck, m’gonna cum inside.” he cuts off with a groan of his own, shooting thick white ropes of his cum into your swollen n wanting womb. He kept cumming inside of you, strings and strings of hot cum filling you up as he held you in his arms. It made your body shake, his load weighing at your stomach like it was forming a bulge with how much there was.

“Your gonna make such a good mom baby” his ears twitch at his own words, mind going foggy at the thought of you round and swollen with his children.

[that-was-anticlimactic]

falling feels like flying

[ID: Digital illustration of Sokka and Zuko from ATLA. The boys are depicted mid-fall, Sokka above looking down, and Zuko below, looking up at him. Their right arms are outstretched and are holding the other's hand. They are wearing Water Tribe and Fire Nation-inspired clothing, which flows up and around them in the air. Sokka looks down with a joyous smile on his face, as though he is in the middle of saying something. Zuko gazes up at Sokka with a soft and wondrous expression. There is a riot of colour streaming up from behind Zuko, symbolizing this moment of romantic realization in passionate rainbow fire as the two fall. /End ID.]

the AMAZING @britishmuffin drew art for my @zukkabigbang2024 fic and gave me permission to post, so, here you go! thank you so much for the gorgeous rendition of zukka falling! and s/o to @beachytablecloth, my incredible beta!

The only thing that could possibly quell his anxiety, his brain decided, was holding Sokka’s hand again.

Well, they’ve only held hands once before, and that time it was because Sokka was about to fall to his death.

… well…

Uncle once described Zuko as “stupidly impulsive”, so he may as well live up to that description.

[or, zuko likes holding sokka's hand but they only did that when sokka fell off the gondola, so zuko decides to fall to make sokka catch him]

[kookieshope7]

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