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thelikesoffinn · 8 months

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So I just chose Wyll over Astarion - it's one of three playthroughs so far where I'm not romancing our vampire bf - and Wyll was all like: Oh I never thought you would chose me, I thought you fell for the rapscallion that is Astarion and not little old me... 👉🏻👈🏻

And part of me was literally like: I know, right? What the fuck am I doing.

#before you come at me #wyll is lovely #he is #he truly is #but hes just so...nice #he's so painfully vanilla and my traumatised arse can't take nice vanilla dudes #so part of me wanted to reload and be with the dude that speaks fluent sarcasm and insults because that is a language I understand #genuine compliments however? what the fuck is that #are you trying to poison me?#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldurs gate #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #bg3 wyll #wyll #wyll ravengard #the blade of frontiers #the blade of avernus

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