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Put your foot behind your head? 👀
yup! I have quite mobile joints so I've always been able to do it - btw did y'all new followers ever see my aerial dancing video?
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#i should go back to exercising i'm an absolute couch potato at the moment#my routine was pretty simple bc i lack the core strength the other girls had lmaoooo#also i have weak ass noddle arms#but hey at least i'm flexible!#my brother is the crazy one in the family tho - he routinely does show w/ his partner and he dangles her from his feet#and where is he holding himself from you ask? his hands? no no no. his TEETH#he bites on a leather thingy and dangles both their body weights from his goddamn JAW strenght#he's so deranged i love him to bits
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THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)
#THE SUCKENING IS S O COOOOL GUYS VIV N VEX ARE SO FUCKING COOL AND FUNNY... CHARLIES FLAVOR OF DERANGED IS JUST#SO PERFECT FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.. I LOVE HOW HE DOES HORROR AND EVIL AND SCARY AND AAUAUUUGHGHGUUHGHG#their teeht arnt spiked like normal vampires but theyre sharp n smooth like a Beak. in my beautiful heart#ALSO UGHGHGH BIG SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 7 BUT#THAT THING WITH THE MAP. WITH THE DEMONS N VAMPS. THEYRE KEEPING TRACK OF THEM.#'so viv. was that one of mine or one of yours?' IS THIS A PET PROJECT OF THEIRS OR SOMETHING. ARE THEY PULLING MORE STRINGS THAN WE THINK#IS ONE TUGGING AT THE DEMONS AND THE OTHER TUGGING AT THE FANGS? PITTING THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER SO THEY KILL EACHOTHER?#AND THEN ITS EASIER TO TAKE THE BODIES FOR THEIR FUNNY CREATIONS?? IT PROLLY WASNT EASY TO GET SUPPLIES B4 EDWARD CAME INTO POWER#BUT OH MY GOD.. POOR EMIZEL.. THE MEMORY OF HIS CREW WAS TAKEN AND THEN HE WATCHES A BUNCHA THEM GET HORRIBLY DISMATNLED N DISTORTED#HE KNOWS HE CARED FOR THEM AT SOMEPOINT N HE KNOWS THE MEMORIES WERE TAKEN BUT HE JUST. CANT. AUAUUGGUAHGUAHGUAHGUHG#THAT SUCKS SO BAD FOR HIMMM EMIZEEEELL EMIZEL CMERE BABY BOY ILL SMOKE U OUT BOY. GET AWAY FROM THOSE EVIL GUYS I AM BETTER N CAN BE TRUSTE#viv n vex are so cool...theyre fuckin CRAAZYY N SCARYYY BUT ALSO. SO FUNNY... I LOVE A PUNNY JACKASS... 'LOOKS LIKE YOUVE BEEN: DISARMED!'#'IVE MADE THAT JOKE 6 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY EVERYTIME' i gotta draw more of their bullshit...#im already doodling up the 'YOU CAN CALL ME MOMMY!!' bit. i gotta draw more o the monstors n the horrors too... especially emizels sire UGH#I LOVE VILLIAINS THAT ARE SO GENUINELY SCARY BUT SO FUNNY... charlie just does evil ppl like no one else idk what it ISSSS#okayokayoka y im normal im. relistening to the ep n im at the edward part. oh my god. i actually love him. he actually makes my skin crawl#IM DONEthats my rambles for tha day. back into my hole i go. also i have comms open. cmere pspspss i need moneyyy heyyyy cmereeeee#check out my main artblog. GO!!!
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Fernando Alonso & His Relationship With Cards
I'm sure we're all familar with the cards on the back of Fernando's Vegas GP helmet by now, but did you know his relationship with cards goes a lot deeper?
I. Magic Tricks
You've probably seen or heard someone at least mention Fernando's propensity for card tricks. As far as I can tell he was doing them(publically) as far back as 2003 all the way to as recently as 2018. Even once performing a card trick, with a condom and a teddy bear(!??!?!??!!), in front of Valentino Rossi who said "How was that possible?"(x)
But how did this start? According to James Allen, "Fernando admits to having been heavily influenced by his grandfather, a mercurial figure, who taught him magic and card tricks, still one of his passions away from the race track."(x) And I'm not sure the validity of this one, because I couldn't find an actual source, but apparently he once said: "My parents are responsible for the two things I like doing most - driving and magic tricks. They bought me my first go-kart and a magician's kit."
In several interviews he described it as his hobby off track, and that he loved learning new tricks and surprising others in the garage with them! So clearly cards are pretty important to him both as a hobby but also to who he is as a person since they've been with him just as long as racing has.
II. Card Symbolism in His Helmets
This is the reason I originally made this post, but I thought I should also explain the origins of his card fascination first. As I said, we probably all remember the cards on the back of his helmet in Vegas, but did you know that wasn't the first time he had cards on the back of his helmet?
From 2008-2013, he used to have a pair of cards on the back of his helmets. The symbolisms of the cards themselves as well as the evolution of their design is really fascinating to me! Even more so with the recent development of the card choice in 2023.
Fernando said he wanted to reference his two titles in some way on the back of his helmet and after his friend sent him several ideas, he decided on having two cards(an ace of clubs and an ace of hearts, sometimes pictured with 05 and 06 on them as well), saying: "I picked the cloverleaf [the ace of clubs - Ed] to give me luck, but the only pity is that it doesn't have four leaves!"(X)
2008.
Here's the very first appearance of the cards! They're displayed flat, with the 05 and 06 clearly visible
2009.
Very similar to 2008, but with a slightly different design, and they're maybe a bit more straight with less shadow?
2010.
This is the first major change! I was sad they didn't have the years on them anymore, but then I realized they're sparkly to match with his signature lightning bolts on the top of the helmet!!
2011.
Honestly I'm still somewhat unsure if this is the actual 2011 helmet? It's pretty difficult to find clear photos of the back of helmets from older seasons. It's easiest to find them on replica sites or auction sites so I'm not 100%? But anyways, I like that this has the championship years on the underside of the cards
2012.
This is when I started getting weirdly emotional about the helmets. Do you see how they've progressed from being a centerpoint to being curled up and sad at the bottom of the helmet? Not listing the year anymore??
2013.
Same thoughts as 2012. And after this season, they cease to exist (just like his ferrari chair in the garage, WOAH CALLBACK), until cards make a reeappearance in his Vegas helmet, albeit in a different form
2013 Monaco(Honorable Mention):
For some reason 2013 helmets were easier to find proper pictures of, so I happened to witness this absolute beauty. The creativity of this helmet genuinely blows me away??? Wanting to keep the card motif, but making sure to incorporate it into the rest of the puzzle piece design?? Mwah! There was another special 2013 helmet but they didn't change the cards at all so I really applaud this one
2023 Las Vegas(The Return of The King):
The magnificent return! But look! The cards are different cards! Instead of being two aces, it's now an ace of hearts, a four of hearts(his driver number of course!) and, the, now iconic, representation of himself as a Joker. I literally could not believe my eyes when this helmet was released and I saw the Joker card, what a fucking silly old man....I really wonder if he felt nostalgic having cards on his helmet again or if he didn't think about it all and was just like, "ah cards because Vegas!!!"
III. Why Does This Matter?
*The rest of the post was factual, this is moreso my personal thoughts on the symbolism of the cards/designs
This post spawned from me recently watching the 2010 Bahrain gp and noticing "hey wait a minute...are those CARDS ON THE BACK OF HIS HELMET!?" It's a really tiny detail that's unfortunately covered up by the HANS device pretty much whenever he's wearing the helmet, so it's really difficult to spot! But I became fascinated with the fact that he had cards on his helmet before that recent helmet, and now here we are!
There's something to me about how the design of the cards evolves over the course of six seasons from the cards being front and center to being smaller, more folded up and closer to the bottom of the helmet. As I said, the 2012-2013 ones genuinely made me depressed because it feels, symbolically, like his hopes for getting another Ace are becoming more and more unlikely and falling away until they eventually fall falt and fade away entirely after 2013 and disappear for basically a decade.
But when they return? They're not the same cards! Instead of representing Fernando's championships, they now represent him as a person, displaying his driver number and his persona of being a Joker!! Though I do think it's interesting he happened to keep the Ace of Hearts, even though he talked more about the Ace of Clubs before. I'm not sure it's actually this deep in reality, but I like to think that it's him not letting his championships(and the lack thereof) define him, but rather letting who he is as a person shine and be the centerpoint instead! But on a sadder note, as @suzuki-ecstar said to me, maybe the Aces aren't there anymore because he's lost all hope for a chance at a third Ace entirely :(
#yes its finals week and im up to my eyes in coursework but instead decided to spend like 5 hours researching and writing this post#nah bcs i actually genuinely put more work into this then I think I have all semester dsfjdskjg#that thing about him using a condom and teddy bear in a magic trick genuinely had me crying with laugher. actual tears rolling down my face#<- HOW!?!? WHAT WAS THE TRICK?? its literally inconceivable to me what he did. oh if only there were pics UGH#anyways!! this post was a lot of fun to make!! i really really love the symbolism and design of helmets so this was a rly fun project#and i also went down a lot of rabbitholes while make this and saw many very weird articles from yore#i feel like i make an equal amnt of deranged posts abt seb and nando but i dont know why nando is gifted w all my well researched projects#<- i.e. chair post. that was the same level of research as this one but at least this one i could find actual sources about....#idk theres smth about the extremely long history of nando's history that evokes research posts like this KLAJSLSKDJ#theres just so much that i dont think I ever really see people discussing! so i must create.#haha what was that joke tag i wanted to make abt my researched posts? I think:#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion#<- one day ill go back and actually tag posts w that. bcs the amtn of research compared to my actual schoolwork is so unwell#fernando alonso#fa14#f1#formula 1#catie.rambling.txt#we do a little bit of f1
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Reasons why Louis de Pointe du Lac is a messy af deranged as anything dude (despite hiding behind his sad boi exterior so we don't remember his messiness):
He beat up a priest cause he was chatting shit about his dead brother
He was turned on by killing a guy during his vampire initiation
He said that he would rather kill a child than part with his money
He set his house on fire
He ate a child (Claudia) after basically starving himself for 4 years living off only animals
He stood and watched Claudia kill Lestat before dumping him in a swamp
He set Lestat on fire
He ditched Claudia for Armand despite only knowing him for 2 seconds
He set the Theatre on fire
He drained Daniel, not caring whether or not he actually died, and then just left him half dead
He denied Lestat help cause 'he got himself into this mess, he can get himself out'
He said he likes it when his victims struggle when he kills them
He didn't give a single fuck when Marius killed Arjun and said they were 'disturbing his reading'
Feel free to add more if I've missed any. I probably have.
#i love him so much#my messy deranged boy#if anything the fact that he hides his fucked up-ness behind his sad boi exterior makes him more fucked imo#cause it's like he doesn't want anyone to remember that bit of him#and is instead like 'no i'm not fucked in the head. i'm normal. i'm just a sad boi'#and i support that#he has done wrong i won't deny that#but as he should#he should be a messy bitch#i stand by everything he's ever done and will do#louis de pointe du lac#vampire chronicles#tvc#my vampire chronicles
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texxy :3
i saw a singular picture, thought it was canon and literally went crazy over vortex with snakebite piercings anyways now that ive calmed down somewhat i found the edit (bottom left pic) was made by @outlashting so thanks for blessing the world with this, even if it looks like they're not active anymore o7
#when theyre a little bit psycho and deranged <3#hes rlly fucked up huh... but hes also cute so ill excuse it#i can NOT fix him but personally i love him the way he is <3#mmmmm transformers with piercings...#transformers#transformers fanart#vortex transformers#transformers vortex#maccadam#shroombell art#transformers idw
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I think I've become an official HI3 player. I check the HSR leaks hoping for iterations of HI3 characters now
#I have little hope about some of them. For instance the Su and Kevin voice actors are taken by Aventurine and the Trailblazer iirc?#Kalpas' voice actor does the male Dreamseeker in Part 2 of HI3 which is not as terminal considering HSR is a different game but still#Luocha thankfully exists. I don't think they'll be introducing Kiana anytime soon#I would love Sakura but I'm way more into PE Sakura than CE Sakura and then there's what they did with Miko#Some of my favourite things of PE Sakura they gave to Jingliu or Acheron already (freeze time‚ haunted and corrupted by loss‚#unable to unsheathe a sword and memories coming back to her when she does‚#piercing someone's heart with her sword but the other person living on with a new life‚...)#Thus an iteration of all that but with the cool things missing could get messy and unsatisfactory pretty easily#Mobius and MEI are similar to Mei and Herta so they're in a similar situation to PE Sakura#I find Griseo somewhat unsettling in a good way and in a way same with Eden. I love all the loss weighing on her as if she had already dead#with the concept of her being The Era itself and the era dying. So I wouldn't mind seeing them too#Hua seems like she may appear in the Xianzhou? Given the Marshall existence and that the Xianzhou drinks a lot of those concepts#Blade‚ Dan Heng and Jingliu drink so much of Fu Hua. I don't care about Hua though. The Herrscher I did like though#I'm curious about what they'll do#Other than the Chinese voice actor having already a steady job in Mihoyo‚ there's echoes of Kalpas in Blade‚ Arlan and Sam#so I really don't have much hope there. Not as little as with Kevin and Su perhaps but... yeah not really a lot of hope#Yet here I am. Hopelessly hoping for a Kalpas iteration. Imagine how beautiful the fire would be *sigh*#I was so mad about him being my favourite in HI3 but it just makes sense#Besides the Guzm.a process he went me go through‚ he truly has a lot of themes going on that recall Blade. I don't know...#I like his CN voice actor a lot‚ and how he plays Kalpas in particular‚ both when he's calm and when he's deranged#The Dreamseeker doesn't have the same voice at all unfortunately. I would really love to see him in HSR what can I say#That's the kind of person I've become. In a little bit of time I'll be wanting a Kalpas plushie at this rate#I talk too much#I should probably delete this later
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Okay, but listen me out
Au where ex-Mayor Jones is out on parole (bc he is a politician of course, he can and will escape from consequences) doing community service. Enough morally grey to be still torn between the treasure and is damn "son".
Than Judy and Brad come back and Fred Jones sr in all his morally corrupted glory realized that he royally fucked up, because the two thieves are even worse than him and he tries to help the kids (like really bad, like giving them of how break the law advice).
Also, sorry, but after a while I think he ends up crashing on the Sheriff's couch because Judy and Brad take his (Fred jr's house now) house. Do what you do with this information, but I bet Janet Nettles hates his ass (she's right and she should say that louder) because she is one of the rare politicians with good morals, also she knows Jones is pathetically not straight and the sheriff is absolutely oblivious. She doesn't know Jones has no intention to make a move on the sheriff because he likes them dumb, but that man is really too much dumb. Also fucking Sheriff is straight as a pole and too oblivious to be alive.
I know the sheriff lives with his mother, but I think she needs a break from his son, she deserve to be free from this absolutely moron of a man. She saw Janet Nettles and said: "Now, he's your problem". She persuaded him to take an apartment in town, so he could start his lovely love nest with the woman and then fucking ex-mayor crashed in .
#Fanfiction#mystery incorporated#Sdmi#Fred Jones Sr#mayor jones#Sheriff Stones#Sheriff Bronson Stone#Janet Nettles#Out on parole AU#brain rot#I mean have you ever see a politician go to jail for good good?#Scooby doo may be talking but he's not the fantasy element of the tv show#I have a fascination with these old people#Like have you see how unhinged the old gen is?#I respect himbos but *whatever sheriff Stones* is I don't respect it#Janet Nettles has a soft spot in my heart but fall in love with the sheriff? Actually made me lost a bit of respect#Girl you could have so much more#Fred Jones sr is a politician and I don't like politicians but that man? Somehow he's so deranged I love him#Listen kidnapping a baby? Fall in love with that baby? Actually fool yourself so hard you think he will go to college and give you nephews?#Now that I can fall in love with#Even if you are an absolutely bad father you still end up being an okay-sh one compared with his bio parents? Wow. That's peak comedy to me
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Select bits from Sir John's funeral that I just love...
So we have Crozier reading out the part about Jacob dreamed about a ladder, set upon the earth, "and the top of it reaching to the heavens"...
...as we see Collins and Stanley, the two characters whose mental health is a defining part of their character arcs.
Then, "Behold the Lord stood above it and he said, 'I am with thee ...'" as the focus shifts to Goodsir.
"'... and will keep thee in all places, wherever thou goest'".
Goodsir, who later questions "is God here?"
The following line and shot are "'for I will not leave thee'" as we see Jopson and Blanky.
The two men Crozier left. Blanky knew Crozier was, just earlier that day, planning to leave them. Jopson likely knew, as it's remarked later that he knows everything, and perhaps he's the one who tidied away the unsealed letter and wax.
Then the Terror lieutenants, with MacDonald too. "And in Jacob's dream he saw the invisible world, companion to the known one we perceive."
The men who were privy to Crozier's alcoholism, and were part of maintaining that separation between officers and men... but also Hickey and Irving 'perceived' Hickey's true nature.
So, of course, when we have: "So complete it would seem to leave no room for its invisible brother world" as we see Hickey...
that otherness, that not belonging, keeping out of sight, experiencing thing in such a different way but no one notices or even thinks it's there...
And then going back to a shot of the men gathered at Sir John's funeral. "The departed..."
"...who though cleaved from the frame that carried them yet live." They are all departed. Dead. Crozier is the only one who doesn't die, but he certainly doesn't 'stay' in the world he's expected to.
The contrast of the words of virtue and strength, from scripture and used to describe Sir John and saying he's "destined to reign with Christ forever", being heard as we see Hickey in Gibson's cabin.
The white glove over the hand that will offer up Hickey's tongue, his left hand reverently touching the spot, the fact that, all that time later, Hickey has come to believe that he can be a new god and reign...
Finally, for this post, we have "and see His truth amongst us" as Hickey reads Crozier's resignation letter, discovering the truth of Crozier's actions.
And not one of them is god, or has the truth. They are all in this terrible place where the sun has set, in this strange world they don't understand, in this "invisible world of spirits".
There's so much in this scene, so many links, that I just lose my mind every time.
#the terror amc#my post#terror meta#i could ramble about this scene for so damn long#this'll have to do for now#it's a quick skim of things that happen in my brain when i see it#but yes please enjoy and please rewatch and describe all the shrimp colours you see in this#i feel like that deranged little guy from it's always sunny with his links/connections map#ugh there's so much hickey stuff a;ldkjf;dsfj and the gibson bit#the invisible world present for jacob you say as you cut to gibson???#the guy closest to hickey and whose bed hickey is currently befouling????#like the implication that gibson somehow let hickey 'in' is undoing me because it's kinda true right???#he's the one who sets a lot of stuff in motion#he's also the one who does the grumble grumble 'we could make a go of it for ourselves' when they abandon ship#lets hickey in lets him out lifts him up#and he's the one hickey kills and *transcends* from consuming#like that guy realises he's a god as he consumes the man he loved#without gibson would hickey have been brought in so easily? made real?#i mean yeah he would because story and whatnot but...#let's just consider for a moment if their relationship had been different...#anyway hickey is very real for gibson
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I just learned something so incredibly fucked up
#i am trembling#i cannot let this enable my issues with paranoia further! haha! oh my fucking god#im not joking btw im literally physically trembling. how did this happen oh god oh GOD nononono dont let it get to you#i just need to know. was someone like. double dealing? was someone telling him about it#i wouldnt give a shit if they were stalking me online occasionally (well id care a little bit but honestly itd just be kinda fucked)#but if someone was telling him about me and my personal stuff?#stop. i dont want to think about it. i dont want to think it happened. i have to get this out of my head#but still. absolutely fucking deranged.#ESPECIALLY bc apparently he's been saying i “made him think he was abusive'' and that doing that was shitty of me bc he actually#just has bpd??????#sol if you're reading this listen closely: one of my best friends has bpd. diagnosed and everything. so shut the fuck up#much like you've been saying i blamed my adhd for being neglectful (read: not meeting your sky-high standards for Truly Loving You 24/7)#you cannot blame your bpd for what a shit person you've been#repeatedly asking you to work on a flaw that's been hurting me is not telling you you're abusive you fucking prick#get a life‚ learn to care about other people away from what they can do for YOU‚#and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.#p.s. imagine being mad that people who were friends with both you and your partner didnt suddenly cut the other one off after you broke up#like actually angry at these people. what the actual fuck. you're like a divorced parent upset that their child still talks to their ex-wife#my posts
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obsessed, OBSESSED with the possibility of hamin leaving sehyuk when/if he finds out what sehyuk did to keep him by his side and its so so so so mean of haribo to Hint at this but never actually expanding on it. like it's such a weird point to end the series on... at this point hamin still doesn't know/understand the kind of effort sehyuk had to put in and Still feels like having to put in in order to keep their relationship. and its not hamin's faults he doesnt understand and keeps interpreting sehyuk's behaviors as him just being a nutjob, because the real reason is even more insane. sehyuk keeps engineering these situations where hamin is put in danger and then need sehyuk as a guard dog because he cant fathom hamin staying with him out of his own volition. he did and still does all that because he really did/does believe he would mean nothing to hamin otherwise ("we've never met before because that's all i've ever meant to you," "when he looks at you [...] you feel like you mean something, even if you don't.") its so unhealthy - despite all that rough handling and generally how pushy/demanding/arrogant/etc he behaves towards hamin he's hamin's dog - willingly - because he can't see hamin willing to stay with him if he's not "used" by hamin in some way, essentially echoing the sentiment that has been instilled in his head by his abuser when he was little: "my father abandoned me because he had no use for me," "i can only stay here because i have a purpose." and wouldnt it be so fun to watch That boil over. if hamin finds out and leaves. wet pathetic dog sehyuk not knowing what to do. but haribo said naaah
#duri vs toons#haribo please. they have to break up 4 times before there could truly be a happy ending for them. come on#you could even end with hamin leaving i would be overjoyed with that ending#'you and i live in different worlds after all' aaaaaa the pain sehyuk would feel if hamin said that. angst so delish i would be so#happy to be inflicted on#its honestly a bit sad to think abt. hamin obviously does care abt sehyuk but sehyuk loves him#more than he would ever know. albeit in a strange deranged mad dog way of his#mad dog
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so normal about dinahboose 🙃😭
#i don’t even know if people ship it anymore all the stuff i see for it is pretty old 😭#dont care 😎#i know im evil#im such a multishipper tho.. cooking oil is so sweet at times…#i feel like if your gonna ship greaseball or c.b with dinah i think everyone has this lil yeah dw they get better tho#which is so me im like#AWWW GUYS THEY ARE SO CUTE#but i only ship them when c.b apologizes to rusty and everyone 😡#then its okay 🥰#so many thoughts about what c.b did tho..#cuz i feel like him braking/crashing rusty and being on electra and greaseball’s side is kind of out of immatureity and naive(ness?)#just a lil bit#and dinah helps him realize good morality in some way#but what i love about dinahboose above any other c.b ship is that i feel like c.b could also improve dinah as well#like during theres me he’s so supportive and guenuine and i feel like he would totally give dianh advice#i’m still figuring out caboose’s character tho because he is.. confusing#a lil deranged guy 😭#wow ok that was a lot of tag talking alright gn everyone#trainrot#dinahboose
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2009 Japanese Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel
#im so glad theres no one here to witness my reaction to seb wins because my god#i dont think words exist in the english language for the screeching noises i make HAHAHAHAHA#i just love him too much and it is a very late hour so i feel so deranged abt him and its very unwell behavior#i am kissing the tv director was for this podium directly on the mouth because SO MANY GOOD SHOTS !!!!!!!!!#my main gripe(and youll see this often in my tags) is that they never have enough direct shots and also cut away at bad moments#this podium? absolutely fucking beautiful. i want to kiss the camera operators because their focusing and tracking is a thing of beauty#hes so cute this race!!!!!! i have way too much content so shall be 3 posts methinks. hope ya dont mind!!#ive seen a clip of him and tommi chest bumping but i didnt know it was this race so when it suddenly cut to them im like OH!!!!#seb at japan gp....truly magnificent every single season(we dont talk about 2007)#i usually put 'ft. [ther drivers] but clearly both the cameramen and i only had eyes for seb hahaha#i guess this time tommi and rocky are the features!!#sebastian vettel#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#2009 japanese gp#2009 japanese grand prix#sv5#season: 2009
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xavier blorbo of all time
#he’s fruity he’s tall he got long hair he wears buns he’s got a secret little she shed with paintings of his tortured visions he’s got#daddy issues he’s got trust issues he’s a simp he’s a bit of a creep he’d do anything for his friends he’s kinda insane he got framed for#murder by the dude who assaulted him and got turned in by the girl he loves his ex wanted him back but when he wanted her back for a#distraction she left his pathetic self alone he’s a painter his drawings come to life and attack him sometimes he’s got rlly soggy eyes he#was so deranged when he was chained up in jail he lets a girl use him bc he likes her he tries to save her and ends up shooting her with an#arrow and finally bc he’s rich he buys her a phone as a thank u even tho i’m p sure they were even but anyways#i just love him#he’s my new meow meow#toad talks#wednesday#wednesday spoilers#xavier thorpe
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I can't believe Mine was out there yearning and lusting after Daigo canonically
"I wish I could get to know the chairman as more than my boss"
"I wish he would smile at me like that"
"I am the heir of Daigo's legacy"
"Wow I can't believe I'm going to be having drinks with the chairman what will I even talk about"
"Daigo's pretty hot. Lemme just ask this guy if he's seen an attractive man around here"
"Daigo would NEVER pull his dick out around a woman. I've known him for less than a year but I know a homosexual when I see one"
"Fuck Kiryu Kazuma. He doesn't treat Daigo the way I do. He's no good for him"
"If anyone disrespects Daigo I will end them" *ends himself*
mine's canonically the funniest character in this franchise for his unabashed and unashamed Legendary Tier daigo stalker status like it's admirable honestly
#snap chats#mine says 'i loved daigo' bro says 'the only man i ever loved' and we dont even get to see the extent of his deranged behavior#the funniest bit about the 'daigo would NEVER shag a woman' story is that was their FIRST NIGHT together#mine literally clocked daigo only a few hours into getting to know him personally it's so fuckin hilarious#mine either has CRAZY gaydar or he's so possessive he's just 'no that's not even a possibility'#i love mine he's so deranged i love him so much#mine def hates kiryu cause of his daddy issues can we just. can we just get that out of the way#mine def knows daigo sees kiryu as a father or mine is able to identify somewhat of a father/son bond between them#so when mine's hearin bout how kiryu essentiailly abandons daigo for orphans bro's just. I'm Going To Kill Him#but thats a post for another day point is i love insane mine he's so special to me
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i think one of the best and my most favorite things about sans is that no matter what his intentions are hes always undeniably a liiiiiiittle bit of a creep about it. just an itsy bitsy teensy tiny smidge of stalker. when we first met, and he didnt trust me, hed follow me around to keep an eye on me or whatever. when we were friends, and he wanted to spend time with me, hed follow me around and just conveniently insert himself into places i went so we could hang out. like just, randomly appearing at places he knew id be. then when he was sooooo in love with me it hurt he was like. "i have to stare at them so much and so often it hurts. or ill die actually". its really great that hes always been just a little bit of a creep <33
#cherry chats#bf (bone friend)#LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!! also all this is canon btw thats one of the most underrated sans things to me#like....... girl he does just follow frisk around. showing up in places to threaten this fucking toddler or whatever#hes not a stalker in the typical sense....... not like 'ooohh i so obsessed withy ou i have to look at you constantly'#just like..... i guess he just likes to feel like he has some sort of control over a situation undoubtedly beyond his reach?#girl he cant do anything. to prevent anything. he knows that.#but at least keeping an eye on frisk helps him feel like..... idk he could keep things in check?#either way i think its cool and underrated and it makes me just a lil bit pissed when i see like. yandere stalker kidnapper sans fics.#like u dont have to DO all that hes already a creep.... like hes juuuust on the wrong side of insanity. just a smidge#not that hes some sort of deranged freak...... hes just umm. paranoid and a little bit weird. its soooo great
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I swear, if they all not get to be deranged and awful and resent each other and kill each other over and over with the bitter aftertaste of love WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT
#Jing Yuan can stay seminormal watching them all like#'Guys aren't we friends? You should have called for good things instead of this mess you have made'#All the while drowning in memories watching Yangqin parallel Jingliu immensely and perhaps even Yingxing a bit#No but... I hope Dan Feng and Jingliu are awful ngl. I hope they are selfish and cruel for love in any form#I hope Jingliu didn't kill Blade one thousand times for honorable reasons. I hope she did it out of resentment or something#I hope there was selfishness in whatever Dan Feng's act was#I hope they all went half mad and grew to hate each other almost as much as they once loved each other#because of the terrible act they committed and its unbearable consequences#I hope Jing Yuan knew and didn't say anything because he was hoping they succeeded in doing whatever it was with that tacit acting of him#I hope in their grief and their pain and their hatred and their love they all grew to resemble each other perhaps a little too much#I hope they became each other a bit#I really really hope they will be deranged and awful about this#I hope in the hatred and resentment and accusatory gaze under which they behold each other they actually see themselves#I hope they can't stand it#I really really hope they will be deranged and awful about whatever happened#At this point I'm going to be so let down if it isn't#I talk too much
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