#he's not poor aunt may isn't old he has a fancy new suit from iron man????? like who is this dude?????

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actually the worst thing the mcu has done is that it gave us the absolute nothing burger that is mcu spiderman. like you watch the movies and like who is that???? who is that boy pretending to be peter parker? literally nothing about mcu spidey is recognizable as spiderman. everything about mcu spidey is watered down or otherwise taken away for some wack ass mentoer/mentee relationship with tony stark of all people. and the worst part about this is that it has proliferated into the public so thoroughly that you cannot read a single fanfic about peter parker without half a billion mentions of "irondad" and "spiderson". who is this man that you have all collectively hallucinated to be spiderman???