#he's nervous and lonely. can't help it. but he's also a menace. LSKJHSKJSJHSH

[accelerates]

📱from Barry!

five texts my muse didn't send yours + one that they did.

text to:  uncle barry 👨‍👧‍👦 ( from twelve year old wally. )

5:22pm: do you think i could come over this weekend...? [deleted!!!] 5:25pm: it’s a long weekend and i think my parents aren’t really going to be home. but i know iris is in a different city, for work. but you work too, so i guess that’s... [weird, right? deleted.] 5:29pm: i know i usually only see you when iris is around too but [yeah, backspacing. ] 5:33pm:  i know i see you with iris, but the new flash museum is opening so i thought you might want to go see it. and who better to see it with you than the biggest flash fan out there? [...deleted.] 5:35pm:  😞 😞 😞  [deleted.]

(after an episode of american dragon, jake long, wally west opens his phone with a newfound confidence. but he’s feeling a little evil.)

6:03pm: hi barry, iris said you wanted to take me to the flash museum this weekend? :D

                [ sent ! while cackling. works every time. ]