#he's literally just standing there too
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
oh ok
225 notes
·
View notes
Text
Made in the Image of Bill
Closeups of the quality gets roasted (just like bills family) ->


#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#silas birchtree#silas birchtree fanart#gf bill cipher#bill cipher fanart#bill cipher#BRO I LOVE SILASSO MUCH YAYAYAYAYAYAYAHAHAHAGDGAHAVAAAA#YAYSGDHSHSGAHAAHAHAHA#ROTTING CORPSE#I LOVE IT SO MUCH#HOT TAKE MAYBE BUT THIS IS A BETTER VERSION OF MICHEAL AFTON#I LOVE THSI SO MUCH BROO#BILL#PEAKED HERE#BILL LITERALLY PEAKED WITH SILAS LMAO#also I love this his name means forest so it’s like a birch forest#Minecraft reference oh my gooodd#ANYWYAS#YES#ILL STAND BY THIS AND DIE ON THIS HILL#I FULLY THINK THAT#like bro bill went absolutely crazy#and indulged in every selfish thing he wanted to#HE WAS COPING AHAHAA#like#I just know everytime he reminded his multiple wives that he was the local epic god he would secretly mope about his family#idk maybe the his traumatic backstory beans on my mind too much and now I’m trying to include it into the narrative of EVERYTHING HES DONE#the book of bill#book of bill
877 notes
·
View notes
Text

I love Bai Long Ma he truly don’t gaf

#man stayed present enough to get recruited into the story then peaced tf out for the rest of it ✌️#unbothered king#bai longma#ao lie#journey to the west fanart#journey to the west#jttw ao lie#my only knowledge of drawing horses come exclusively from mlp fanart that has crossed my path#shoulda given ao lie a cutie mark lmao#my favorite part of watching the 80s tv series is seeing them go what will we do now??! whenever they encounter a land obstacle#and look the solution to half their problems standing right next to them in the form of a horse that everyone keeps forgetting is a DRAGON#he truly could not be ASSED to help 😭#just like me fr#digital art#my art#jttw sun wukong#sun wukong#dude bajie and wujing had no fucking clue the horse was even a dragon there was one episode where the horse finally spoke to chew bajie out#and he went YOU CAN TALK?!! 😭😭😭#it’s such a pity too cuz I thought the human actor for ao lie was very handsome and he showed up like a total of three times or2#this design was actually very inspired by him#he wasn’t even in the ending scene they left his ass OUTSIDE!!!!#HE GOT A REWARD BUT HE WASNT EVEN IN THE HALL TO RECEIVE IT 💀💀💀💀#oh naaah they did my boy so dirty…#I don’t think he counts as a pilgrim I think they literally just wanted him to be the horse#otherwise he woulda technically been er shixiong?#right after wukong
507 notes
·
View notes
Text
I adore the idea of Leo developing a love for glam rock not only because he likes the music but also because of how many glam rock bands had vibrant and extravagant eye makeup - looks that his own red stripes were right at home with.
Like just imagine a little Leo rifling through his dad’s music and choosing to vibe with glam rock specifically because he was like “:0! Like me!:)”
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#has someone said this before idk probably#most definitely honestly I’d bet money on it but ah well#I haven’t been around in a while helloooo everyone#I still love this turtle#I was at work and this thought hit me and I was like dang…wait that’s cute…#and it’s TRUE too#Leo’s glam rock look in the ep ‘Al Be Back’ literally looked more glam BECAUSE of his stripes#if he had a regular non striped turtle design and still chose glam rock as his fave the red crescents wouldn’t be out of place there!#I love it#little leo grew up amongst little green faces so much like his - aside from two glaring red differences#idk I actually really like that all four brothers have SOMETHING unchangable about them that makes them stand out design wise#raph is BIG and SPIKEY yet somehow SOFT LOOKING#leo has SO MANY STRIPES including BRIGHT RED CRESCENTS on his FACE#donnie has a SOFT SHELL often covered by his TECH#and mikey is SMALL and often makes himself even SMALLER#I love their designs so much actually#don’t mind me just thinking about how Leo’s face stripes work so well for him on multiple accounts#as a face man#literally putting emphasis on his face in a character design standpoint to note it as something to look at#but also as someone who ‘wears a mask’#the bright flashy mask that is just as natural and HIM as what it’s hiding#flashback to episode one where behind his red stripes was a flashing red eye#actually since I talked myself into it I’m back on my:#‘Leo was always naturally adept at being a ninja it’s just that his environment & upbringing made those skills adapt to showmanship’ agenda
503 notes
·
View notes
Text
a collection of early game ingellvar moments that made me go '...oh. oh rook LOVES loves the grand necropolis huh' with devastating force in my first playthough (+ one bonus lucanis being -- perhaps not quite convinced because his delivery makes me so happy and I made this for me. every day I'm so incredibly glad you're here even if you maybe aren't so much yet lucanis)
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#the grand necropolis#myrna#rook ingellvar#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#emmrich volkarin#lucanis dellamorte#who'd be DUMB enough to trespass in *our* necropolis <3 I do so love emmrich and ingellvar's shared brain wavelength#of being insufferably nevarran and even more insufferably watchers about it all every chance they get#rye's relationship to home is complicated but not in the way that he doesn't love it with all his beating heart. because he does#and he probably will with his unbeating heart when that day comes too#I think part of why I love this lucanis delivery is that it's just so good when he talks from his chest properly#he's soft-spoken most of the time even when he's being quite intense about something#so when something has him expressing himself with his whole chest as it were it's so perfect haha#mostly he does it when he gets incredulous and confused enough I think. not even when he's angry just when everything gets too ???#for him to keep equilibrium. he really does spend 80% of this game audibly confused and still keeps going#it's why he's my inspiration#also myrna literally telling rook to stand up straight as the second thing she says to them fhsdkj#yeah the mourn watch IS rook's family isn't it
330 notes
·
View notes
Text
watching dreams stream rn and the way dream always carries out conflict/confrontation conversations with entire paragraphs of stating everything about the situation from his perspective, how it makes him feel, what can be done about it and basically being extremely emotionally intelligent and mature for which the main proof is the message he sent tommy that he showed in the beginning VS tommys portrayal of him being a purposefully slow caricature with 'youre a bully 2x' 'its mine' 'youre the worst person ever' making him seem like a child mentally... same man who called dream 'an actual bastard' for posting a meme with the r slur in it
#YALL ARE SO MAD FOR HIM SAYING THE R SLUR WHEN THATS ALL YOU PORTRAY HIM AS HUH#if theres one fucking person in the world who can reclaim it its dream and i stand by that honestly#*#dreamblr#The Way No One Asked Tommy To Fucking Do This Too#And The Way If Any Of These Ill Hearted Bitches Portrayed Dream The Way He Really Is Thered Be No Question If He Was In The Wrong#the mental gymnastics they have to do in order to make dream seem like a villain#MAKE UP UR MIND IS HE AN EVIL MANIPULATOR OR A RETARD GODS#r slur#hope i made my point clear cus i literally woke up just now
172 notes
·
View notes
Text
one of my favourite aspects of supernatural that you very rarely see in paranormal shows is that sam and dean are already versed in the world they live in. there’s no sudden discovery of ghosts and demons and now they have to learn about them along with the audience; they are born into it and already know all about it. it allows the audience to follow their personal story instead of also trying to figure out this new world and its rules
the first season is full of knowledge we never see them learn; “w*ndigoes are in the minnesota woods or- or northern michigan. i’ve never even heard of one this far west.” […] “great. well then this [his gun] is useless.” (1x02), “you don’t break a curse. you get the hell out of its way.” (1x08), d: “it’s a god. a pagan god, anyway.” […] “the annual cycle of its killings? and the fact that the victims are always a man and a woman. like some kind of fertility right.” […] s: “the last meal. given to sacrificial victims. d: “yeah, i’m thinking a ritual sacrifice to appease some pagan god.” (1x11)
almost every episode in the first season is a monster they’ve faced before that they then explain to the audience in a way that should feel patronising; like it’s the same speech given over and over again but instead, the audience almost feels included in the knowledge. it’s stated with such an innate confidence and comfort in said knowledge that it feels like we already knew it too; “spirits and demons don't have to unlock doors. if they want inside, they just go through the walls.” […] “the claws, the speed that it moves; could be a skinwalker, maybe a black dog.” (1x02), “it's biblical numerology. you know noah's ark, it rained for forty days. the number means death.” (1x04), “no no no, not the reaper, a reaper. there's reaper lore in pretty much every culture on earth, it goes by 100 different names.” […] “you said it yourself that the clock stopped, right? reapers stop time. and you can only see 'em when they're coming at you which is why i could see it and you couldn't.” (1x12)
they already know and, at least in the first season, already have what they need to kill whatever they’re hunting; already know to salt and burn bones for spirits, fire for a w*ndigo, exorcisms for demons, a silver bullet to the heart for shapeshifters. there’s only three times in the entire first season that they run into something new to them; 1x14 when sam gets his first vision that leads him to another psychic, 1x16 when dean calls caleb for help on the sigil he put together and he tells him about daevas, and 1x20 when they find out vampires are real- and they only don’t know that bc john thought they were hunted to extinction and not worth mentioning
(there’s also technically two half instances if you count one of them knowing something the other doesn’t - sam figuring out the tulpa in 1x17 and dean already knowing about the shtriga in 1x18 - but those still rely on sam and dean having prior knowledge)
even when they’re uncertain about facing something, it’s not bc they don’t know what it is; it’s precisely bc they know what it is and acknowledge that it’ll be a difficult hunt (“i don't know, man. this isn't our normal gig. i mean, demons, they don't want anything, just death and destruction for its own sake. this is big. and i wish dad was here.” 1x04)
so much of the tension in paranormal shows typically comes from the main character(s) not knowing what is happening to them/the people around them and having to find out how to resolve it. supernatural is unique in that it operates more like a police procedural. the tension comes from solving the clues and identifying patterns to figure out who (what) the killer is and intercepting before they can take another victim
it’s such a different tone to go for when compared to other shows that came both before, during, and after its run. it sets sam and dean on even footing with each other since they both have the same knowledge going in, and it puts them in a place of authority usually reserved for an outside character
the shows i compare spn to most is charmed, buffy and teen wolf; every main character in those shows are brought into the paranormal world knowing nothing, putting them on the same level as the audience, and they have their mc interact with others already knowledgeable about that world in order to overcome their problem/monster of the week. the audience organically learns about this new world as the characters learn about it. it’s a sound writing strategy that prevents “as we already know”-style exposition but something that complicates it is if your world building isn’t unique or intriguing enough, this slow introduction can become boring
we’ve seen shows like these before; sitting through the same tropes of characters learning to use their powers, struggling with no longer feeling normal/relating to the regular world around them, and not knowing how much they can trust the people already involved in this new world gets repetitive. all three shows eventually reach the same level of comfort with their new world that spn starts with but if the characters aren’t enough to draw you in, you can end up dropping it before they reach that point (and often, before the overarching plot can really kick in and evolve the show beyond the villain of the week format)
it’s the superhero origin movie in tv format; dragged out and overplayed. dropping the audience into an established world of course comes with its own problems but you also have the benefit of pre-existing established character dynamics that let the audience slot in like they’ve always been there instead of just getting to know all the characters while the characters also get to know each other
sam and dean already knowing about the supernatural lets the audience immediately get to the core of the story; the conflict between sam and dean, the search for their father, and the mystery of what killed their mother
#i could go on forever theres literally so many examples#dean figuring the ‘two dark doubles’ is a shapeshifter sam figuring out the changing ghost is a tulpa#also peak how many of these examples come from dean despite them pushing so hard for sam to be the one knowing hunting theory#this format is why i cant stand watching the first season of charmed despite loving it so much#i just cant be bothered watching them have the same struggle ive seen a hundred times play out again#different genre but sons of anarchy does this well too; all the characters are already in the club life and already have inner conflict#spn having such a natural introduction makes me so glad they didnt go with the original plan of sam not knowing about hunting#that wouldve been Painful#watching spn so young has really shaped my view of media bc i legit cant stand things with a learning curve#give me an established world damnit#lord of the rings never stops to explain what a dwarf is! you just go with it! and it rules!#dean is just as theoretical and lore savvy as sam and id go as far to say he actually knows more#instead of trying to do this bullshit brains v brawn divide they shouldve done new tech vs analogue#sams laptop is famous and he also knows how to hack thing where the second dean doesnt know something he defaults to books#have dean be the one where if its written down he can find it almost like a proto bobby#they even kind of support that by him being the one to find the phoenix in s6 when they go through all their books#but this was 2005 and characters could only be so conplex and theyd already decided dean needed to be the hot one and sams the nerd one#side note how many of these metas am i going to write on this rewatch? tbd#side side note included all the quotes and episode numbers makes me feel so academic#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#carry on my wayward son#talk meta to me#meta#supernatural meta#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#save post
168 notes
·
View notes
Text
in my world this happens
#jason todd#bruce wayne#damian wayne#batman#red hood#let them hug...#that's literally his baby#forget that he's 6'4" and went a little crazy#he's just a little guy#dc stands for disregard canon#we live in Erin Canon world where nothing (too) bad ever happened and they reconciled#erinwantstowrite
369 notes
·
View notes
Text
In my Zeus bag today so I'm just gonna put it out there that exactly none of the great Ancient Greek warrior-heroes stayed loyal and faithful and completely monogamous and yet none of them have their greatness questioned nor do we question why they had the cultural prominence that they did and still do.
Jason, the brilliant leader of the Argo, got cold feet when it came to Medea - already put off by some of her magic and then exiled from his birthland because of her political ploys, he took Creusa to bed and fully intended on marrying her despite not properly dissolving things with Medea.
Theseus was a fierce warrior and an incredibly talented king but he had a horrible temper and was almost fatally weak to women. This is the man who got imprisoned in the Underworld for trying to get a friend laid, the man who started the whole Attic War because he couldn't keep his legs closed.
And we cannot at all forget Heracles for whom a not inconsiderable amount of his joy in life was loving people then losing the people around him that he loved. Wives, children, serving boys, mentors, Heracles had a list of lovers - male and female - long enough to rival some gods and even after completing his labours and coming down to the end of his life, he did not have one wife but three.
And y'know what, just because he's a cultural darling, I'll put Achilles up here too because that man was a Theseus type where he was fantastic at the thing he was born to do (that is, fight whereas Theseus' was to rule) but that was not enough to eclipse his horrid temper and his weakness to young pretty things. This is the man that killed two of Apollo's sons because they wouldn't let him hit - Tenes because he refused to let Achilles have his sister and Troilus who refused Achilles so vehemently that he ran into Apollo's temple to avoid him and still couldn't escape.
All four of these men are still celebrated as great heroes and men. All four of these men are given the dignity of nuance, of having their flaws treated as just that, flaws which enrich their character and can be used to discuss the wider cultural point of what truly makes a hero heroic. All four of these men still have their legacies respected.
Why can that same mindset not be applied to Zeus? Zeus, who was a warrior-king raised in seclusion apart from his family. Zeus who must have learned to embrace the violence of thunder for every time he cried as a babe, the Corybantes would bang their shields to hide the sound. Zeus learned to be great because being good would not see the universe's affairs in its order.
The wonderful thing about sympathy is that we never run out of it. There's no rule stopping us from being sympathetic to multiple plights at once, there's no law that necessitate things always exist on the good-evil binary. Yes, Zeus sentenced Prometheus to sufferation in Tartarus for what (to us) seems like a cruel reason. Prometheus only wanted to help humans! But when you think about Prometheus' actions from a king's perspective, the narrative is completely different: Prometheus stole divine knowledge and gifted it to humans after Zeus explicitly told him not to. And this was after Prometheus cheated all the gods out of a huge portion of wealth by having humans keep the best part of a sacrifice's meat while the gods must delight themselves with bones, fat and skin. Yes, Zeus gave Persephone away to Hades without consulting Demeter but what king consults a woman who is not his wife about the arrangement of his daughter's marriage to another king? Yes, Zeus breaks the marriage vows he set with Hera despite his love of her but what is the Master of Fate if not its staunchest slave?
The nuance is there. Even in his most bizarre actions, the nuance and logic and reason is there. The Ancient Greeks weren't a daft people, they worshipped Zeus as their primary god for a reason and they did not associate him with half the vices modern audiences take issue with. Zeus was a father, a visitor, a protector, a fair judge of character, a guide for the lost, the arbiter of revenge for those that had been wronged, a pillar of strength for those who needed it and a shield to protect those who made their home among the biting snakes. His children were reflections of him, extensions of his will who acted both as his mercy and as his retribution, his brothers and sisters deferred to him because he was wise as well as powerful. Zeus didn't become king by accident and it is a damn shame he does not get more respect.
#ginger rambles#ginger chats about greek myths#greek mythology#It's Zeus Apologist day actually#For the record Jason is my personal favourite of these guys#The argonauts are extremely underrated for literally no reason#And Jason's wit and sheer ability to adapt along with his piousness are traits that are so far away from what usually gets highlighted#with the typical Greek warrior-hero that I've just never stopped being captivated by him#Conversely I still do not understand what people see in Achilles#I respect him and his legacy I respect the importance of his tale and his cultural importance I promise I do#However I personally can't stand the guy LMAO#How do you get warned twice TWICE both by your mother and by Athena herself that going after Apollo's children is a bad idea#And still have the audacity to be mad and surprised when Apollo is gunning for Specifically You during the war you're bringing to His City#That You Specifically and Exclusively had a choice in avoiding#ACHILLES COULD'VE JUST SAID NO#I know that's not the point however so many other members of the Greek camp were simply casualties of Fate in every conceivable way man#Achilles looked at every terrible choice he could possibly make said “Well I'm gonna die anyway 🤷🏽” and proceeded to make the choice#so hard that he angered god#That's y'all's man right there#I left out Perseus because truthfully I don't actually know much about him#I haven't studied him even a fraction as much as I've studied some of the other big culture heroes and none of this is cited so i don't wan#to talk about stuff I don't know 100%#Anyway justice for Zeus fr#Gimme something give me literally anything other than the nonsense we usually get for him#This goes for Hera too btw#Both the king and queen of the skies are done TERRIBLY by wider greek myth audiences and it's genuinely disheartening to see#If y'all could make excuses for Achilles to forgive his flaws y'all can do it for them#They have a lot more to sympathise with I'll tell you that#(that is a completely biased statement; you are completely free and encouraged to enjoy whichever figures spark joy)#zeus
242 notes
·
View notes
Text
Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
please I'm begging you, do you have anything more about your reverted au that you can share. I'm honestly obsessed with it
is this anything??? idk???
#forgot about baby noot for a bit :(#need to think about this au again#i cant really remember what i've already said about it <:[#chara vs nightmare??? that's a thing i think#literally can't remember ;-;#nightmare is immune to the resets since he isn't part of the AUs that he's in#so chara could reset and nightmare would kinda just stand there while everything just changes around him#he's confused... poor boy :((#my art#utmv#passive nightmare sans#mil's reverted au#the sans *is* killer he's just being boring rn#forget tagging killer that's his reverted tag lmao#killer sans#can't not tag the boy tho... love him too much#i WILL get back to this au i just need to get used to drawing these guys again its been a minute lol
150 notes
·
View notes
Text
Two tanks without their emotional support healers.
#ffxiv#sketch#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#thancred waters#im thinking of a “cant stand each other for more than an hour- but knows where the other keeps all their stashed weapons”#kind of relationship#a mutual respect of strength and capability but very little else beyond it- at least at the start -sees each other as reliable eventually#but are very rarely seen around or talking to each other if there are others present- though I do personally imagine zenos going to him#for advice- mostly because I imagine Thancred being very direct and honest with him out of the rest other than Alisaie#the tanking duo of zenos eating all the damage so thancred can tear into their target#thancred gets to know a literally giant self sacrificing punk and has to take a moment and look at himself#the first time zenos throws himself in the way of something to shield him from it#you know- warrior/gunbreaker duo privileges#also zenos accidently fueling a rivalry because I just see adven!zenos as the type of guy to push those around him to improve too#one sided rivalry for the most part- i imagine most of the scions struggle to read him but he's just chilling there either relaxing or#silently appreciating his new friends- well his definition of “friends” at least LOL#also#zenos “i can nap anywhere” galvus#it simply continues on lmao
133 notes
·
View notes
Text

will byers is:
a sweater thief ✅
clingy ✅
a morning person ❌
#one day i will be able to draw mike wheeler in glasses and not have him look like richie tozier#that day is not today but it’ll happen eventually#anyways this doesn’t Exactly convey the feeling i was going for but#at least it made it out of the procreate graveyard#one day i will also draw something tht isn’t one of them sleeping on the other#again. today is not that day#will is a lil sleepyhead it’s true he told me himself#i think he would just come up behind mike and absolutely shove his face into mike’s neck and just stand there#mike: are u literally asleep already#will: …..#(no response)#(bc he’s asleep)#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#/astro draws#don’t look too hard at this pls n thank u#i gave up on shading halfway through i simply didn’t have it in me to Care anymore
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
I think buggy is just the right side of idiot to demand that they meet the Red Hair pirates in a challenge and base his entire strategy on Mihawk fighting Shanks (and if he’s honest the other heavy hitters as well)
And Mihawk’s just the right side of uncooperative asshole to think it would be hilarious not to mention that he hasn’t fought Shanks for 10 years and has no plans to break that streak now, especially not for the schemes of a clown as buggy is issuing said challenge to the Red Hair Pirates
And Crocodile….crocodile’s just trying figure out how it is exactly that a clown that owed him money and a grown ass, vampire-bat, of a man in his feels, really about to get him his ass beat right now.
He knows that somehow strawhat’s to blame
#and now they all just have to stand there#The red hair pirates wouldn’t beat them up….too much#throwing thoughts to the void#Mihawk and Shanks making the whole function awkward for everybody by eye fucking#as buggy is literally trying to make his declaration of war#Mihawk is immune to everybody’s awkwardness but his own#and he’s feeling pretty good about his choices right now#one piece#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#red hair shanks#cross guild#cross guild is geniunly the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of media#sir crocodile#crocodile one piece#buggy the clown#buggy pirates#op crocodile#red haired pirates#shanks#buggy the genius jester#buggy the star clown#one piece funny#one piece shitpost
143 notes
·
View notes
Text
We need to get more fucked up about Bumblebee's life, he's got so many horrors just sitting there we need to think about them more
#transformers#maccadam#Bumblebee#okay this is loosely about tfp/rid15 Bumblebee but!!! perfectly acceptable for several of his other iterations too#oh haha tfone bee is so talkative and friendly_ he's such a little guy. what was it like his first day in sub level 50#what was it like when he realized nobody was coming down to get him#he literally built fake bots out of trash because he knew he couldn't stand one more minute alone without someone to talk to#how often did he secretly wish someone else would get tossed down there_ if just so he would get to meet someone real again?#did he have friends up on the higher levels before sub level 50?? do they remember him? do they even care??#did Bee ever wonder if he'd die down there one day_ how long would it take for someone to find out?#oh. you know. thinking.#bee#b-127
50 notes
·
View notes
Text
people are getting angrier over a cis woman with high testosterone competing in the olympics than they are over a convicted child rapist competing.
#olympics#olympics 2024#olympic games#olympic boxing#imane khelif#Steven van de Velde#paris olympics#if i wasn't clear enough i fully stand with imane#i watched the fight#it was literally nothing#that italian fighter was just a pussy#you're a boxer#if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen#you think the people fighting mike tyson in his prime weren't fearing for their safety too???#he bit a piece of some guys' ear off#suck it up
115 notes
·
View notes