#he's just so. he's just so like if percy jackson were 35 and an alcoholic. if that makes sense

[hunybody]

when trevor rode back in on that horse in season four after literally killing death....... oh oh oh oh oh! i know it ain't i know it ain't the STAAALION!!! you know it's your GIIRL!!!

[stressedbi]

50 questions you’ve never (?) been asked before

I was tagged to do this torture by @sparklyslytherin. She knew I would hate it, thanks..

1. What is the color of your hairbrush?

Red

2. A food you never eat?

I'm a vegetarian so all meat, I guess. I'm not a very picky eater

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold?

Too warm

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Reading fanfiction

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

Kinder Bueno

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports event?

Lots

7. What is the last thing you said out loud?

My anxiety is chronic, but this ass is iconic

8. What is your favorite ice cream?

Mint chocolate chip, no question

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Sommersby rhubarb cider, since I'm a teenage girl apperantly.

10. Do you like your wallet?

It's fine

11. What was the last thing you ate?

Strawberries and ice cream

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?

Lol no

13. The last sporting event you watched?

Wrestlemania

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Butter

15. Who was the last person you sent a text message to?

16. Ever go camping?

Yeah, quite a lot

17. Do you take vitamins?

Yes

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

Not even once

19. Do you have a tan?

I'm white as fuck

20. Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza?

Both is great

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Sometimes 🤷‍♀️

22. What color socks do you usually wear?

All the colours

23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit?

Don't have a drivers licence

24. What terrifies you?

Hights

25. Look to your left, what do you see?

Stuffed elephant

26. What chore do you hate?

Laundry

27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian Accent?

@are-you-being-sirius

28. What’s your favorite soda?

Cola Zero

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Go in, but I don't really care for fastfood.

30. Favorite cut of beef?

Beef Tenderloin. I miss beef so much..

31. Who’s the last person you talked to?

@teapartyplis if snaps count

32. Last song you listened to?

Balance ton quoi - Angéle

33. Last Book you read?

I'm currently reading Percy Jackson and the Titan's curse.

34. Favorite Day of the week?

Saturday

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

no

36. How do you like your coffee?

Black like my soul

37. Favorite pair of shoes?

38. At what time do you normally go to bed?

too late

39. At what time do you normally get up?

9 o'clock

40. What do you prefer sunrise or sunsets?

Sunset

41. How many blankets are on your bed?

Two

42. Describe your kitchen plates?

Have many different ones

43. Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage?

Ginger beer

44. Do you play cards?

Sometimes 🤷‍♀️

45. What color is your car?

Don't have one, don't have a drivers licence

46. Can you change a tire?

I have done it before

47. What is your favorite state/providence?

Don't have one

48. Favorite job you’ve ever had?

Librarian

49. How did you get your biggest scar?

boiling water

50. What did you do today that made someone else happy?

Fed my bunny a strawberry, he loves strawberries. Also made me happy, cause he's so damn cute 🙈

I'm sorry if I tag you this is so long @scamandergenes @teapartyplis @mr-flamed-maple @askyourlocalhufflepuff @dementorsareshook and anyone else who wants to!!! I tag you, do it now.

[quirkle2]

50 Questions You’ve Never Been Asked

Tagged by the wonderful @citrusveins​!

1. What is the color of your hairbrush?: Black.

2. Name a food you never eat?: Tacos. Unpopular opinion, but those suckers ain’t good.

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold?: Too cold, usually.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?: Laying in bed like the lazy shit I am.

5. What is your favorite candy bar?: Uhhhh Twix??? maybe??

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports event?: My school took us on a field trip to an Orioles game once. Had no fuckin’ clue what was goin’ on, but at least I got some Dippin’ Dots.

7. What is the last thing you said out loud?: Uhhhh I think ily to my mom??

8. What is your favorite ice cream?: Vanilla! I’m a basic bitch.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?: Tea!

10. Do you like your wallet?: Yeah, sure. It ain’t fancy, but it gets the job done.

11. What was the last thing you ate?: Some Tai Pei chicken fried rice. Shit’s good.

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?: I bought a shirt from Hollister that was on sale.

13. The last sporting event you watched?: Some random ass football game that my dad had on TV.

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?: I’m not a huge fan of popcorn (now you’ve met two people, Citrus!) but like... flavor?? I just like it with butter and salt? idk

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?: My best friend.

16. Ever go camping?: It’s been a bit, but yeah!

17. Do you take vitamins?: I have those stupid fucking Flintstones gummies on my counter and i always forget to take them

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?: I went to church once when I was a kid because some friend of my moms was involved in it and my mom was like “hey maybe we’ll go to this” and I hated it and she hated it we were like “yeah maybe not.” Just not my cup o’ tea.

19. Do you have a tan?: Hell no.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza?: Uhhhhh oh nooooo pizza I guess.

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?: Nah.

22. What color socks do you usually wear?: White.

23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit?: I don’t know how to drive yet. :(

24. What terrifies you?: The ocean. Being abandoned. Police. Cows- those fuckers are huge.

25. Look to your left, what do you see?: My phone and my journal.

26. What chore do you hate?: My mom has me make tea when we’re low and i never know when it’s fuckin done i’m bad at cooking okay don’t judge me

27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?: "u wanna fuckin’ go m8″

28. What’s your favorite soda?: Pepsi! Or RC.

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thrus?: Drive-thrus unless we’re not really in a rush.

30. Who’s the last person you talked to?: My mom!

31. Favorite cut of beef?: Uhhhh what does this mean help i’m dumb

32. Last song you listened to?: Take What You Want by Post Malone.

33. Last book you read?: Uhh I think it was the first Percy Jackson book?? I bought the whole series recently because I wanted to see all that I apparently missed but I just stopped reading it for some reason.

34. Favorite day of the week?: Saturday!

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards?: I just tried an’ i shit you not i got two letters in

36. How do you like your coffee?: I don’t like coffee but I wish I did?? It always smells so good so I try some of it and it’s always nasty no matter what I put in it.

37. Favorite pair of shoes?: My yellow converse!

38. The time you normally go to sleep?: Around 9 because I’m a grandma.

39. The time you normally get up?: I usually wake up at 8 naturally.

40. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets?: Sunrise. I feel like sunsets have a sort of bittersweetness to them because when I see them I’m usually outdoors having a good day and seeing a sunset just kinda reminds you that you have to go home and sleep soon and you don’t want to.

41. How many blankets on your bed?: One!

42. Describe your kitchen plates: Uhh they’re all weird and mismatched. We have a really old one that my dad apparently ate off of when he was a kid. It’s got strawberries on it and it’s all faded and old looking.

43. Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage?: Haven’t tried a lot because I am but a wee child but so far I really like the moonshine that my dad’s coworker makes (i was pleasantly surprised when i could barely taste the alcohol), and uhhh i think like irish cream or something?

44. Do you play cards?: Not unless my meemaw whips out some uno and she’s ready to destroy relationships. 

45. What color is your car?: I don’t have a car but we’ve got a grey-ish boi and a piece o shit white truck.

46. Can you change a tire?: haha nope.

47. Your favorite province?: Like... in Japan? what are we talkin’ about here-

48. Favorite job you’ve ever had?: *cough* i don’t yet have a job *cough*

49. How did you get your biggest scar?: Uhhh i don’t really have a lot scars... I’ve got a really faded burn mark on my arm from when I was little. I got it when my brother was being a doofus and making me laugh and I was standing next to the stove and I kinda leaned against it a little cause I didn’t really notice i was next to it.

50. What did you do today that made someone else happy?: idk man it’s like 10 am i haven’t done shit today.

Uhhh idk who to tag- if you wanna do this then don’t be shy! :D

[derpyslurpy-da-derp-master]

All the personal asks plz

Alrighty then!

1. Any scars?

Mhm, pretty much all the scars I have are burns. One is from burning the side of my arm on an iron my mom had  standing upright that I brushed against trying to reach something on the counter behind it and I’ve got one or two other scars from my culinary class on my hands from trying to put a tray in the oven and bumping it on the rungs above the ones I was putting it on. I burnt my hand day one of actually cooking. Yes I’m a disaster.

2. Self harmed?

Absolutely not. One, I’m too scared of pain, and two, I have uh… An unpleasant history involving someone else threatening self harm to make me do what they wanted, so… It’s a really sore spot for me.

3. Crush?

I honestly have no idea.

4. Kissed anyone?

Nope

5. Coke or Pepsi?

Neither they make me physically ill

6. Someone you hate?

There’s a LOT of assholes at my school but the person I hate the most is probably my dad for reasons.

7. Best Friends?

Mhm! I’ve got a handful on this site but my IRL best friend is @theansweris-a. She doesn’t really get on tumblr anymore but if you’re reading this I love you friendo and have a good day! :D

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?

hahaha fuCK NO. I’d rather not get addicted to something that can and will kill me and throw my money at people to sustain it. If someone offered me either I’d probably flip them off whilst slowly backing up and getting tf out of there because NO.

9. What’s your dream job?

Author/Illustrator with some VA work and Video Game directing on the side.

10. Ever been in love?

I have. It was with someone I didn’t have a chance with and who would be an absolutely awful lover to me since we weren’t compatible emotion-wise so I let it go. It was hard, but I did it.

11. Last time you cried?

Last Sunday trying to explain to my mom why our preacher and the church we go to has completely fallen out of my favor for it’s very loud blatant ‘LGBT people are bad abortion is evil insert other white conservative stuff here’ ‘cause she doesn’t know I’m LGBT+ (and it’s going to stay that way) and I was trying to explain to her why I would never say invite my LGBT friends to church because they would be mercilessly persecuted by people who call themselves followers of God then spit in his eye by doing the exact opposite of everything he’s asked of them. Yes I still feel really strongly about this.

12. Favorite color?

Cyan!

13. Height?

How coincidence, I just got it measured today! 5′6, FINALLY OFFICIALLY TALLER THEN MY MOM MUHAHAHAHAHA

14. Birthday?

November 17th!

15. Eye color?

Milk chocolately-brown

16. Hair color?

Dark brown

17. What do you love?

this is so open ended hjkfjfjkhgkjh okay then I love girls, video games, anime, writing, drawing, reading, and animals.

18. Obsession?

My top 3 in order of obsession; Kill La Kill, RWBY, and Kingdom Hearts.

19. If you had one wish, what would it be?

For every single illness, disease, syndrome, disorder, and so on to have a cure. From Cancer to Asthma. Both because I have so many incurable diseases/disorders and because I know there are people out there who have things so much worse than me in that department.

20. Do you love someone?

I love all my mutals, friends, and most of my family including extended family. 

21. Kiss or hug?

I’ve never been kissed so I don’t know anything about how that would be so I’d say hug because I love hugs!

22. Nicknames people call you?

Derpy, Slurpy, D-Slur, Resident Cinnamon Roll (That’s my actual nickname on a Revue Starlight discord)

23. Favorite song?

this is like asking me to pick my favorite child uhhhhh��� This Life Is Mine by Jeff Williams, it just means a lot to me.

24. Favorite band?

i know no bands by name

25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?

….Okay, uh, this is gonna be really hard to decide because a LOT of bad things have happened to me. I’ll go with the more physical choice because I’d rather not dump too much of my emotional baggage onto yall. One time I was being prepped for surgery and they needed to get the IV in. (for the record I’m shaking pretty badly right now from thinking about this) They had to stab my arm with what they called a ‘Bee sting’ (it wasn’t a bee sting it goes almost down to the bone) that had numbing stuff in it and they were trying to find a vein they could put my IV in but they couldn’t find one (okay now i’m typing really fast so I don’t have to think about this for long) and they kept stabbing my arm over and over again. The thing is I have a serious phobia of needles that sends me into panic attacks, I’ll go lightheaded I’ll lose my hearing and so on. So I was trying to put a brave face on despite my parents not even being there but they would. not. stop. They didn’t give me a break. It was one stab then another then another then another. I was having a full blown panic attack, I was almost crying. Then they seemed to get it. They left me for a bit and my parents came in. My arm started swelling. They HADNT got it. My arm was being filled with whatever my IV was. They came back in with the beesting. They started stabbing me again but on the other arm. I couldn’t keep a brave face anymore after thinking they were finally done. I started to cry and sob and the panic attack I had that day was the single worst I have ever had. It got worse. They missed a vein entirely and instead hit a bundle of nerves. My hand started involuntarily twitching as pain unlike any I’ve ever felt before or until now wracked my arm. I had actual trauma from this, the night after the surgery I kept feeling ghost pains of the stabs in my arms, I had to sleep on my stomach with my arms wrapped around my front just to make them go away. I’m still extremely traumatized of this to this day. I never want to have surgery again. I never want an IV again. 

Okay that got away from me there I’m sorry I kinda was having a panic attack while writing that. Anyways moving on.

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?

This is gonna sound cheesy but meeting @theansweris-a. She’s the sweetest and kindest person I have ever met in my entire life and I feel so incredibly lucky to call her my friend, though knowing her she’ll see this and reply with ‘No U’ because we always end up in a shouting match of ‘YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING’ ‘NO YOU’RE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING’ 

27. Something you would change about yourself?

I definitely would lose weight. Not because of societies bullshit but because I legitimately want to lose weight so I can actually get strong and build up some muscle, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO OPEN GATORADE BOTTLES GODDAMNIT

28. Ever dated someone?

Nope, I’m closeted and have no interest in even pretending I’m straight by dating a guy, I mean I know some genuinely nice guys (all of them dorks) but they’re all just my friends though they are massive goofballs and I love them very much. (Entirely platonically)

29. Worst mistake?

I… Don’t think you guys wanna know that. It’s nothing bad its just depressing and I don’t wanna be more depressing then I already have been.

30. Watch the movie or read the book?

Depends on which is better, like I’d rather watch the Chronicles of Narnia than read the books because the books are honestly terrible but I’d rather read Percy Jackson than watch the movie because the movies are incredibly unfaithful to the books.

31. Ever had a heartbreak?

Yeah… 

32. Favorite show?

Kill La Kill!

33. Best day of your life?

My cheesiness never ceases but the first time I actually hung out with @theansweris-a IRL at the mall. I remember being SO excited for it but also nervous that how easily we talk to each other wouldn’t translate into real life and I remember spotting her walking up and practically shouting her name before running up and giving her a big ol’ hug whilst crying happy tears (I know i’m sappy shut up) and then when we were let loose to walk around we quickly discovered that we clicked almost immediately and incredibly well it was just the best thing ever. Like, in that one day alone we spent six hours in that mall just chatting and buying stuff and having fun and we left the mall with like three different inside jokes despite it being our first time meeting in person since we first met. Hi my name is Derpy and I’m a big ol’ sap.

34. Any talents?

I’m pretty good at writing, I can type really fast, and I can play the harmonica.

35. Do you wish you could ever start over?

Absolutely not. Things are the way they are for a reason, and even though I’ve been through a LOT it’s because of all that that I’m the person I am today and I wouldn’t trade that for the world.

36. Any bad habits?

Yeah, I’m a nail biter.

37. Ever had a near death experience?

Yes actually, when I was 3 or 4 we took a plane to California to visit some relatives and I almost walked out of the air hatch one the way out, I remember this vividly even though it was a long time ago. If it wasn’t for the flight attendant grabbing me before I fell out, I wouldn’t be here today.

38. Someone I can tell anything to?

@theansweris-a and @my-words-are-light, they’re both really good listeners and have helped me through a lot of stuff.

39. Ever lost a loved one?

My Great Grandpa Ritch died shortly after I was born, there’s a lot of pictures of him smiling and holding me while in a hospital bed and hooked up to oxygen.

40. Do you believe in love?

Oh absolutely, 100%. I mean if you know me you already know that I have just ABSURD amounts of love in my heart and I genuinely believe that it exists.

41. Someone you hate/Dislike?

Wasn’t this already a question?

42. Are you okay?

Mostly, yeah. I have some stuff to work on but I’m honestly at the best i’ve ever been!

43. Relationship status?

I’m a Single Pringle