#he's going to arrest me for creepy crimes on the spot. i'm going straight to creepyjail
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I once had a dream that I was a smooth rock geode getting sawed into paper-thin slices like a weird crunchy loaf of bread and I swear to christ it was the MOST blissfully relaxing experience I’ve had in my whole life. all the tensions in my body were GONE when I woke up. I recognize and comprehend that I am a living organism in this life and undergoing such a procedure would likely not actually be extremely relaxing on account of the, you know. but on god one fateful day I will be reincarnated as a colorful piece of rock and I WILL have a master craftsman divide and undo me exactly so tenderly and only then will my spirit be at rest. not a promise, but a threat
#deerchatter#i am cranking up the drama for the joke but i must stress the fact that i am not cranking up the bliss of that dream.#i'm unable to work bc of mystery body problems but in that moment Something fixed itself. just for like 5 seconds.#chasing that high forevermore#how do you even communicate that to a healthcare professional.#hey doc i deal with moderate to severe body problems every day of my life EXCEPT for the one time i had a dream#where i was a rock getting sawed into slices !#yeah it SOUNDS bad but it was actually REALLY good !!!#he's going to arrest me for creepy crimes on the spot. i'm going straight to creepyjail#unreality cw
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Supernatural Rewatch S1E6 Skin
Is the color balancing this bad for the whole series or is it just the site I'm watching it on? Everything's so washed out.
*wheezing* oh my god I forgot Sam being like "oh I'm an innocent college student just like you but Dean's totally a cop" to convince his friend Becky they could help. Like these two really just spout off the most insane stories about each other to strangers and the other one just rolls with it.
It hurts me watching Sam try so hard to maintain friendships outside of hunting and Dean be convinced he shouldn't. Because Dean couldn't.
The random leanings into animals being aware of the paranormal is kinda hilarious in this show with it being so inconsistent. Like right here, this one dog's aware of Shit Going Down with the murder. But this only comes up at random intervals.
"That's not like any camera flare I've ever seen" Sam says. Have you looked at much video, Sammy? It's. This is random eye shine.
Okay but fr what ARE they doing there at 5:30 in the morning? Also, can Sam stop bitch facing for two seconds and answer the question instead of dragging everything out?
What made them think the ambulance going by had anything to do with their case?? This is in a city. Ambulances go by all the time, unfortunately, for good reasons and bad.
Why do these two keep having conversations about their cases in broad daylight in public? It's a wonder they weren't caught more often than they were. Or were the cops just over there like "yk what we don't get paid to go after the crazies that we don't have a current crime connected to." Also why didn't they get in worlds of trouble opening a manhole cover, again in broad daylight on a busy city street right next to a crime scene?
Can Sam quit bitching and just acknowledge that Dean's right about the lying to his friends bit and how bad it can go?
Sam can't see shit apparently, and also can't aim.
Again, these two should be in worlds of trouble for fucking around with manholes in busy public areas.
Sam walking around trying real hard not to tip anybody off, meanwhile Dean just runs down the street with a gun in hand. How many times has he been arrested?
Ok props to Sam for calling the shapeshifter on his shit so quickly, but also be a little more decisive bro this is how we end up in shitty situations.
Jensen's acting is phenomenal. I also think it's interesting how the shapeshifter (from Dean's POV, speaking from Dean's memories) says "I know I'm a freak." The stress pattern there on just the first "I", as if it isn't that Sam's actually different - it's that Sam doesn't know, refuses to know, that he's also a freak. And it's that ignorance that lets him have that shot at a normal life, it's that ignorance that Dean's jealous of. Then we get into Dean's abandonment issues, straight into the deep end, the shapeshifter pretty much confirming that Dean's sluttiness is a substitute for the real connection he wants but isn't getting from anybody.
What the hell was the yell back there when she screamed, Jensen? It wasn't even like, a Menacing Roar noise, he just fuckin yelled the same way lmao, it's so funny
why is the makeup identical on every woman the shapeshifter's attacked this episode. I could swear every single one has had the bandage wrapped around the head, bruising on the cheeks, three lines of blood dripping down the right shoulder, hair caked in the same spot . . .
I remember the shapeshifting scene really hitting me in the creepy feelings the first time I watched this but this time I was just fascinated by how much Jensen's changed over the years. He packed on so much more muscle over the next four years alone.
They really just like tying these men up don't they? And Dean is so much more relaxed about it than Sam is, and there's so many fun headcanons you could pack into that. Is it angst? Was he just trained to it? Or does he just Like It?
"Did Jessica know?" "No, she didn't." Yeah, because you weren't. doing it then. Sam. "What can I do, it's my family" you're literally only back because you've got it out for Jessica's killer, it's still about you, mfer. Why do you try to pretend it's for Dean?
Do they ever go back to St. Louis? I could swear they do. Shouldn't it come up more that Dean's wanted for murder there? They had the one season where the FBI were hot on their tails but then the angels started getting involved and we suddenly got a whole lot less of the consequences of the boys' actions.
#supernatural#supernatural rewatch#spn#dean winchester#sam winchester#spn s1#supernatural skin#spn season 1 episode 6#spn 1X06
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