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OVA Nostalgics saying this version of Oskar Von Reuenthal isn't beautiful...
Do you need glasses?
#Oskar von Reuenthal#he's fucking gorgeous? shut up?#the ova version was pretty too#bur this one is amazing?!?#legend of the galactic heroes#ginga eiyuu densetsu#logh#die neue these
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i just woke up. it’s 7:58 am. this? not fair. this man? GORGEOUS.
“but wait there’s more” HUH????😭
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some hasty Laughingstock ft. butterfly!Howdy for your mild enjoyment...
#i have this... scene in my head#where howdy is having a bit of a breakdown over his Yassification™️#he just destroyed half his store w/ his wings and etc etc barnaby finds him curled up in the Back#howdy's all like 'i was such a handsome green.... now im this horrible blue w/ ugly black forearms blah blah blah'#and barnabys all '??? the fuck are you talking about youre literally stunning??? shut up lmfao ill make out w you'#and then i also thought Oh so butterfly howdy cant really fly#but what if he like.... does this cute lil flutter when he kisses barnaby#and it generates enough Lift that it makes him way lighter and lets him aaaalmost hover#because i think it'd be ADORABLE and im RIGHT-#anyway those are my thoughts behind these silly scribbles#scribble salad#laughingstock#yassified howdy <3#i have soooooo much affection for laughingstock + butterfly howdy#barnaby and his girlboss gaslight gatekeep gorgeous husband <3#he's ken & howdy's barbie#and he is Kenough <3#and howdy is. uh. Barbalicious <3#do i sometimes wonder why i lean towards viewing howdy more Feminine than the others? yeah#and then i immediately go 'bc its rad as hell and objectively Correct' (delusional)#and then i high five myself and move on with my day
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Ludo Lestat is so cool. Do you think he likes emo guys? (asking for a friend)
I am so sorry, nonnie. He's as straight as his journey to Hell will be once he dies.
#ludo lestat#he's also kind of a biohazard so. maybe this is for the best.#also if u were like. surprise. im a boy! during sex he would just say something kind of upsetting/hot depending on ur definiton#'not until im done with you you're not/really? you take it like a girl./shut up gorgeous./etc.' or simply. fake news. thumbs up.#anywyas ludo only wants to fuck femmes but he’s willing to squint#unsure if this makes him a better trans ally or more transphobic or both#but we ARE discussing shitty men. so. here you go#ludo is his own trigger warning#st agatha city
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*looks at you with big wet eyes* transfem sirius hcs please🥺also what do you think her fashion sense is like
*looks at you right back with even bigger wet eyes* HIIIII! Im so sorry for getting back to you so late, please forgive me, I've been very busy and didn't even notice I had this ask
⭐️ Sirius Sundays ⭐️
Here are my transfem Sirius headcannons! (I love her so much), (I hope you don't mind that I included this in my Sirius Sunday thing);
Her style:
I think it probably wouldn't stray too far from what she'd already wear pre transition; for wizards skirts and dresses aren't that far off from robes so styles of clothing wouldn't really feel too different for her.
In terms of muggle clothing style specifically she'd still wear a lot of boot cut jeans and bell bottoms, a lot of band shirts and her leather jacket, she'd probably just style them a little differently, now with things in her hair, more jewellery and makeup and stuff.
However, I do also think she would raid Lily, Mary, and Marlenes wardrobes to find things that she likes. I think once Sirius came out, the girls would have basically adopted her as their protégé, teaching her anything and everything she wants to know about girlhood.
I think she'd like Mary's wardrobe best, I always hc Mary as a very fashionable person who likes to experiment and be bold with her outfits, and Sirius would love the sparkly dresses and bold colours stuffed into her wardrobe, and she'd have the best time trying everything on and doing a little fashion show for her friends.
I think as well she would wear a lot of skirts. She'd like the way they feel, how flowy they are and how cute they look, and they help her pass better in the beginnings of her transition, and also she knows she's got amazing legs so she doesn't mind showing them off a bit (showing them off to one specific person, more like).
I think, even though she'd try to pass more with typically "feminine colours", blue would be her best colour. Pretty shades of dark iridescence and periwinkles as well, she'd have lots of dresses, skirts, and coats in various shades of blue, and they'd always make her feel most pretty and feminine. Especially some blue eyeshadow or eyeliner. James would call her new penchant for blue a betrayal and tell her to go join Ravenclaw for being such a traitor (and then secretly tell her she's pretty and looks great at the same time).
Tall girls being even taller in high heels is a weekness of mine, and if I knew Sirius in real life, she'd abuse that weakness. I think anytime theres a party or a fancy event on, she'd put a pair of high heels on. They'd make her feel so pretty and feminine, and she'd be so tall. At first she refused to wear any shoe that wasn't flat on the foot because "girls are meant to be shorter than guys, right?" but then everyone told her that was stupid and peer pressured her into a high heels, and made sure she felt amazing in them.
In public, Sirius is very amendment on passing. She's done her research and always wears the most feminine clothing in muggle areas, wears the girls uniform to school, puts on eyeliner and lipstick, pitches her voice up, etc etc, and it's very important to her that she passess. With her friends she relaxes a little, when it's just them in a private area (esp just the marauders because they've seen the most over her over the years and she knows they don't really care), but she still pitches her voice up and wears typically feminine "colours" or "clothing". However, when with James or at home with just the Potters, she doesn't try at all; she'll often use her natrual voice, doesn't ever try to tuck or wear anything really feminine unless she just feels like doing so, she'll let her stubble come in from time to time even, until annoys her, and they never make her feel bad for it. James still calls her gorgeous every day, and Effie and Flea still call her their daughter. They make her feel extremely comfortable.
I think she'd love wearing her hair in double plaits, she'd look so cute like that and she likes how feminine it is, and it would also make her feel like the little girl inside her is coming alive, because all through the first and second years of school, all the girls in their year would have worn double plaits to class. So not only would it be cool and cute, it would be a way for her to feel like she's experiencing the girlhood she missed out on when she was younger. (Maybe James learnt how to braid so he could do it for her before bed if she's tired, and in the mornings so she could do her makeup and stuff at the same time so they wouldn't be late to work / class)
I also think she'd go through a phase where she'd grow her hair as long as possible just to see how long she can get it. Her record is just past her arse and she's very proud of it.
She'd love playing around and experimenting with hairstyles as well. She'd 100% go through bad phases of strange styles and all of her friends just have to grin and bear it, because if a very high side pony is what makes her feel best this week, than they're not going to crush her soul, they know she'll grow out of it soon enough. She does have taste afterall.
She'd get so pissed off about the lack of pockets in everything when she starts shopping for muggle womens clothes, and you know the minuet she finds a dress with pockets she'd show it off to everyone. She'd get so excited and wear the dress for like a month straight, no fucks given, only pockets.
She'd practice makeup looks on the Marauders all the time. James is her most willing model, of course, he'd let her do anything she wanted, but sometimes she'd want to practice on someone with a similar complexion to her, or with a different eye or lip shape or whatever, or sometimes if James isn't around to model. She'd wrangle Remus and Pete into getting their makeup done by her, and they argue the whole time even though they secretly enjoyed it a lot.
Before she came out to Effie and Flea - maybe especially if she was still living at 12GWP at the time she figured it out - and she started experimenting with her gender to figure it out, she wanted to try womens underwear and stuff, but she didn't want to be seen / caught buying it when she was still perceived as a bloke, so she made a bunch herself. She cut her breifs into knickers shape and made makeshift braletts out of old shirts and pyjamas (she had to learn how to sew for this too), and one day Effie or Flea came along to do her washing and found all the janky looking underwear and just went to her like "right, good effort darling but I'm taking you shopping for some real undergarments that actually fits you properly an doesn't look like it went through a blender".
Hc's about her transition;
I feel like she only figured out she was trans later in life, probably after she ran away to the Potters and started to really work on becoming her best self, or possibly just figured it out right before she ran away, and that was the kind of final reason to do it because she knew she had a better chance of acceptance with them <3
I am a tall Sirius truther till the day I die, so obviously she'd be a very very tall woman and this would make Marlene very jealous, and she'd constantly tease Marlene for being so short.
You already know that James is the first person she told, and if this is all happening in the 70s/80s, he probably would have been a little confused by the concept at first and didn't understand it at all. He would have never heard of transexuality and people swapping genders, but he would have still accepted her immediately. He would have asked so many questions, not only to make sure he was doing all the right things to make sure Sirius felt comfortable, proud, and happy throughout her transition, but also because he was extremely curious. He would have done a lot of research for her. (If Sirius wants something, Sirius gets it, so if she wants to be called she and a woman now, James is going to give 110% effort).
All of her friends have had a crush on her at one point, no matter their sexuality (eg pre transition + post), and she's pretty indifferent to people having feelings or attraction towards her, doesn't really care about it at all, but she does like to brag about it with her friends. And she loves to hold it over their heads lol.
I think if she came out whilst still in Hogwarts, she would have just gaslit everyone into thinking she was never a bloke. She'd get all her friends in on it, along with McGonagall of course, and anytime someone asked why she was wearing the girls uniform everyone would just be like "she's a girl wtf are you going on about? no, she was never a bloke, do you need me to take you to the sick wing?"
I think as well, after she came out, she would have gotten a lot closer with the girls. She'd love the way that girls all talk to each other, she'd love the constant drama and gossip, and she'd love how in touch and normal they are about their own emotions. Of course, Sirius has always felt she can talk to James about everything, and she does, but she likes how she can have deeper conversations more casually with the girls and in a group setting and stuff. She'd love how they always immediately validate her feelings and give her proper good advice and can relate to her problems in their own ways. But James would get extremely jealous of this and always try to intervene on girls night - it would never work, but Sirius promised to give him the best gossip when she gets home.
Back to Sirius being drop dead gorgeous, I think after she came out all the blokes on like the quidditch team and in their year would start fancying her, hoping to get a shag or whatever, and would constantly talk to James about it (they'd especially be asking if James and Sirius are actually together now that she's a girl because they're that close, James never gives them a real answer, just tells them Sirius isn't interested), and of course James would tell her all of this. They'd think it's so funny, but it's also strange because suddenly all of Sirius casual mates and quidditch team want a shag with her and it's weird. Again she's indifferent to it, has no interested in any of their advances, but it is odd when all the blokes who used to call her "a good lad" and would crudely talk about girls in the locker room around her, are now interested in her.
I think she'd love taking photos throughout her transition to track her progress. So then on days she feels like shit she can look back through them and see how much she's grown and feel as beautiful as she is again.
Thank you for the ask, I really love receiving them! I had a lot of fun compiling this list actually, I haven't written out all my transfem Sirius hc's before. I really love her so much and she deserves some more recognition tbh. She's the best. :P
#jay answers#⭐️ Sirius Sundays ⭐️#MtF Sirius#Sirius Black#please ignore my subtle hints at prongsfoot if you're a wolfstar shipper or whatever#or don't. I don't mind#actually don't ignore them. James and Sirius kiss mwah mwah mwah and he's the best boyfriend to Sirius in the world and they love snogging#and smooching and shagging and cuddling naked oohlala and Sirius is the best girlfriend in the world to him and they're so sweet and perfec#for eachother and love eachother so much and James uplifts her everyday and she was so nervous about telling him her feelings because she's#trans and he was like shut the fuck up i think you're hot no matter what also i fell in love with you the moment you told me you were trans#cause i realised that you trusted me more than anyone else in your life and that means a lot to me also i think you're beautiful and perfec#and gorgeous and i already did worship the ground you walked on and now i also worship the air you breathe please marry me and love me to#the day you die because i will love you for longer my gorgeous wife#and then they fuck nasty#i will not stop with the prongsfoot agenda#SHIP THEM YOU PUSSIESSSSS#they're soulmates#mentions of the potters being the best people in the world#jay writes#James Potter#<< tagging cause he gets mentioned a lot in this and what is sirius without james anyway? answer; extremely depressed and imprisioned#and we can't have that#transfem Sirius Black#marauders era#sirius black headcanon#trans sirius black#trans sirius#trans sirius headcannon#transfem sirius headcanon#the potters
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A big thank you for @memoriesbecomestories for sending me this lovely photo of a young Vincent Price circa 1938. Isn't he lovely??!
#vincent price#1930s#vintage hollywood#old hollywood#wow#just. wow#thanks so much for sending me this#hes just beautiful#okay i need to shut up now#But i wont#hes fucking gorgeous tho#bicon#bisexual#god#fav#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#photo#photo edit by me#the rights to this photo do NOT belong to me
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if you still think the marriage is fake and you agree with the ‘pr team’ delulus (aka @captregina and co) you can kindly go fuck yourselves and block me because i’m tired of your shit
#this fucking sick person called me a missed abortion and said i should die… but were the bad guys for telling her to shut the fuck up#chris evans#alba baptista#ffs let the man be happy and have a life#he doesn’t even know you exist#and alba is so gorgeous y’all are just evil and jealous
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Rise of the Guardians deserves more Love
Rise of the Guardians is the definition of a feel good movie
THE SCENE WHERE THE GUARDIANS ARE COLLECTING THE TEETH IS ALL THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED, ALL OF IT.
Along with the scene where all the kids and Guardians come together against Pitch
OKAY LISTEN THE WHOLE MOVIE IS EVIDENCE I COULD GO ON
Hugh Jackman playing the Easter Bunny and pretty much adopting little Sophie? Pretends to not care but will still face his fear and look over the edge of the sled because he's worried for his 'acquaintance'?
Jack Frost realising his core is to help fight the dark with fun? Realising he's found the family he's always longed to have?
Tooth finding the good in everyone? Cherishing everyone and never hiding her passion? Caring for everyone, and I mean EVERYONE
Sandy being the most wholesome being to ever exist AND I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BUT I STILL TEAR UP EVERYTIME
Santa just BEING HIS INCREDIBLE SELF. THE TATTOOS. THE BELLEH. THE YETIS!!!
This movie is joy. This movie brings joy. This movie is about bringing joy.
I will never stop talking about this movie and how purely wonderful it is.
#also perfect casting for each character#yes a little stereotypical for aussie hugh as an aus but I secretly love it#yes I was a teen that had a crush on jack frost shush#listen though santa in this movie can GET IT#okay i'm so sorry i'm gonna shut the fuck up now#SO CAN TOOTH THERE I SAID IT SHE IS GORGEOUS-#Also Jude Law come on he's perfect for this#rise of the guardians#jack frost#rotg jack frost#rotg#just rise of the guardians thoughts
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That ace vibe of "I know this person is incredibly attractive, but they're also saying something interesting could you please stop screaming I want to hear what they're saying."
#this is about kpop#like yeah i know hes hot and shirtless#but i wanted to hear the story hes telling about why he got that tattoo shut UP#or like when people put music edits over someone being hot but i remember the context of what they were saying#and that was more interesting than the edit now is#like yeah cool great muscles and pretty skin#this fucking nerd is also trying to give a really detailed breakdown of their thought process and I really want to know how they did that#I'll get back around to them being pretty once I'm done listening to what theyre actually saying#I'm pretty sure I'm gray ace#like i know theyre hot dont get me wrong it'll fluster me eventually#but only once i like them as a person and even then it only hit SOMETIMES#this is specifically about Christian Yu#hes gorgeous yeah but like I'm really a lot more fascinated by his creative process#it sounds similar to mine and thats not something I see often#asexual#ace tag#kpop#sam speaks
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I received a vision from the gods.....
#I NEED this chat#I NEED HIM TO BE THICC#I headcanon him as trans too so it'd be like.... Soft feminine curves#Yummy yum-#Like the transition was mostly facial#He didn't get top surgery because his booba were already flat enough#(headcanon)#But no really please I'm begging thick marcassin--#I SAW SOMEONE ON TUMBLR TOO DRAW HIM WITH GORGEOUS LIPS TOO IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD#SAME PERSON GAVE HIM LIKE CURLY HAIR STRANDS TOO#I EAT THAT SHIT UP#Hold on lemme find the artist#EVILNUMNUM#SHOUT OUT TO EVILNUMNUM FOR GORGEOUS MARCASSIN WITH PRETTY LIPS CURLY HAIR AND HAIR STRANDS#I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW HIM IT LIVES IN MY MIND RENT FREE#Okay so uhhhh id like to order a thicc marcassin with lips curly hair and hair strands---#hekate shut the fuck up#hekate shut the hell up#hekate shut up#ni no kuni wrath of the white witch#ni no kuni#marcassin#marcassin (ni no kuni)#marcassin ni kuni#marcassin ni no kuni#ni no kuni marcassin#Oh I'm so normal....#Oh and if you read fhe tags this far#I call Marcassin my Girlypop Girldinner Pornhub Cocomelon Mommy Malewife---
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Which one is the one with the Legg tattoos I wanna chew on him
THAT'S ANDY 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 HE'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHO I LOVE SOSOSOSOSSOO VERY MUCHY MUCH 💝💕💘💖💓💗💕💝💞💖💓💖💓💕💗💝💖💘💖
from left to right: joe trohman (lead guitar), andy hurley (drums), patrick stump (vocals/rhythm guitar) and pete wentz (bass/lyrics)!! fall out boy band of all time full of sweet little lads hallelujah amen
#shut up kell#ask#shanie-the-komania-toyaddict#i figured i'd tell you all of their names here so that next time i'm talking your ear off abt them i can say names and you'll have visual#patrick is my favourite member bc i relate to him the most but ANDY IS SUUUUUCH A CLOSE SECOND FOR ME#if i'm thinking abt pre hiatus he IS my favourite tbh. andy's so good he's sososoosososo lovely#absolutely jacked. completely covered in tattoos excluding his face and. Well.#vegan. straightedge. engaged to a drop dead gorgeous goth woman. father to three teeny tiny dogs.#drums like a fucking machine. lives in pussytown usa solely due to his vibes#his voice is soft and sweet it's like butterflies exit his mouth despite his intimidating appearance. he's so charming#in five billion bands aside from fob but fob is His Band and he Loves His Fucking Boys#and he's a fucking loser ass nerd. what more could you ever want#andy hurley call me back andy hurley i want to give you sweet little kisskiss please baby
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JVKE’s this is what ___ feels like album has me feeling some sort of way
#I'm usually not one to get into more modern artists. BUT.#Holy shit.........his music makes me feel shit. Like FEEL it really feel it#It's genius actually. A story told on 4 parts. Connected through other songs. The stages of falling in and out of love#It's heartbreaking. It's fucking heartbreaking actually#The fact that this is what heartbreak feels like comes RIGHT after golden hour?? Shut up. Shut UP THAT HURTS ME#golden hour is deadass the most gorgeous song I've ever heard in my fucking life I can't even express the emotions I feel listening to it#It's beautiful. It's whimsical. It's magical. It captures such a specific feeling and time of day. Time of YEAR even#It's a song about love and how in awe he is of the person he loves and it's perfect and soft and. golden hour. Yeah. That's it.#And then. THEN WE FUCKING GET TO THE NEXT SONG AND IT'S LIKE#All that buildup of what falling in love is like.....what it's like to be in love to love someone to treasure them to feel FEEL for them#And then we get hit with betrayal. It's bitter. It hurts. And you can feel that in the song too#Ugh ugh UGH how does he do it. The whole album is a story from start to finish and it makes me want to cry#Falling in love...heartbreak...sadness...and then.#Acceptance. Moving on. Falling in love with someone new. AHGHH#It really reminds me of The Last Five Years bc that has the same sort of concept#A story of love told through song. Falling in love to falling out of love...#LOVE HURTS!! THIS ALBUM HURTS ME IN ALL THE BEST WAYS.#Shima speaks#Anyway go listen to this is what ___ feels like right now. Do it
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every masculine tongue that rises against jensen ackles's bowed legs only do so because they know any argument is lost as soon as you take into account his face known to regularly cause gay panic amongst the (supposedly) straight and if you ask me that's not only beautiful but also poetic justice for their hybris
#you cannot look at a man as beautiful as jensen ackles and think with your tiny masculine mind that there's anything to be said about him#shut your fucking mouth#have some respect for one of the most gorgeous person currently alive#dude is STUNNING#he is BEAUTIFUL#there's a mathematical formula for his ASS#shut up!!!!!!!!#jensen ackles#known to me as:#jensen freckles
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i stepped outside this morning during a break in the rain and all i could hear were these blue jays incessantly screeching their warning call but i couldn't figure out what was bothering them since the yard was empty. after a few minutes of searching i found what was bothering them: this big red tailed hawk up in a dead tree on the property line just minding his own business lol
#sasha speaks#huge gorgeous bird. looks like he was napping and/or trying to dry his wings out#i got the second pic thru binoculars which is why this version is cropped cause the original photo's framing is hilariously bad#but a decent shot of him nonetheless!!#the blue jays would NOT shut the fuck up lmao. he is literally just chilling bro
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that was my fave chapter so far it was beyond hilarious i loved it
i think you were talking about chapter nine and if you were then??? you have taste baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reggie and The Girls.... they need to start a band. they need to go on a roadtrip. they need to move into a house together. they need to braid each other's hair and pick each other's outfits xxxxx
#someone asked me a q#lovely wonderful babe#i love reggie so much he is my life#i want him to have an entourage of sexy mysterious gorgeous non-men that tell him to shut the fuck up and then pat him on the bum#and give him a kissy#i love The Girls#and they love reggie
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that was the greatest film i’ve ever seen. it was like poetry. it
#raii talks a lot#younger me was obsessed with puss and kitty and literally NOTHING has fucking changed that was so much#GOD LIKE. THE LIVES AND. HE DOESNT RUN JE ISNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING BUT THE LEGEND WAS SO BIG AND THERE WAS NO ROOM FOR ANYTHING ELSE#AND AND. GOLDIE. AND PERRITO AND KITTY MY BEST FRIEND MISS SOFTPAWS WHO WANTED SOMEONE TO TRUST#“i’ve offered you my hand before” SHUT THE FUCK UP IM LOSIJG MY MIND. LIVE UR LIFE WELL…..#AND LOBO……….. hiiiiiii hi hi r u free tonight puss may laugh at death but i flirt with it hahah *killed instantly*#and the ANIMATION GOD it was GORGEOUS
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