#he's from the south so

[junotter]

Part 2 of my modern avatar au, The Gaang (part 1)

[fearfulandhungry]

[saprozoicworm]

What are your Kyle Schwartz hcs ??

i think his hair is really crunchy from hair gel and he has a hard time flattening it with the gel so the center is typically flatter than the rest of his hair but by the end of the day it kind of falls out

and also i think (i can't remember if its canon or not) that he is sheila's favorite kyle

[kedreeva]

Indie is sulking about the cold weather

[containment23]

where are all the stranger things x south park or IT x south park

guys it's right there: 4 elementary kids discover the horrors

[sabotourist]

You see there's a crucial difference between Spartans and Freelancers. Between their fucking insanity.

Spartans were indoctrinated as children. They are finely curated artisan crazy.

Freelancers are the results of some people looking around for the most fucked up individuals they could find and cherry picking the most batshit headcases possible.

See, it's artisanal insanity versus fully organic insanity.

Both results in people willing to jump out of airplanes or whatever.

[zevranunderstander]

number #1 tactic that people use to not sound as racist as they are when they talk to black people: 'uhh so you AMERICANS need to stop pretending everything is about YOU. why should i know this im not from the us :/' (= is talking about like. a phenomenally internationally well-known black artist)

[haliaiii]

Boothill

[oaksapling]

Lamont Fisher.

'Monte' or 'Fish' to friends and family. One of Brooklyn's friends who cooks at the diner Nicky and Rory work at. He's also their plug. Likes to mess around with different edible recipes because he knows Rory prefers them to smoking. He always lets Rory taste test for him and he might be charging Rory a little less than he charges everyone else but no one has to know that.

[seasideoranges]

y'all i gotta be honest for a sec, the "atla wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there, in fact it might be better" and "the atla finale wouldnt change much if aang wasnt there to fight ozai" debates is the funniest thing ive seen come out of this fandom

[viveela]

Caretaker role but make it gardening

[canisalbus]

Whenever someone says "This would kill a Victorian child." Or "This would kill a medieval peasant." I have to think about Machete. Would he... would he survive eating a Dorito?

.

[lxvvie]

now i propose you and philip raising your kids to be multilingual. as a girl who is taking mandarin as my secondary language ik the man would just have the look of huhhhh 🤨 when his daughter asks for white rabbit (yummy candy that i love).

definitely tries to teach them funny phrases, but the pronunciation is off

We stan a multilingual household over here!

Because the drawl is too strong, you and the kiddo poke fun at him whenever the little one tries to teach Phil a new word or phrase and he sounds country as hell saying it back lol.

[exerzist]

hc that you have to know atleast four languages to graduate underground from UA, so while hizashi only knows japanes and english (& a little duolingo french but does that even count), shouta had to learn korean, russian, english, and mandarin, although he can't write in mandarin anymore because it doesent need to be used in hero work as much.

[creativity-deficient]

The earlier seasons of South Park are so funny to me bc why did Kyle just have beef with everyone and everything? 😭😭😭

[shhroomer]

You guys ever read the most beautiful, jaw dropping, feet kicking, leaves you with a feeling of yearning fic that it possesses you? yea that was me anyways here’s vampire Kyle and his annoying assigned bodyguard who’s also a witch

(ALSO IF YOU WANT TO READ SAID FANFIC ITS A KYLE X READER FIC CALLED ITS FALLING FOR THE IDEA BY FEDOSAURUSREX ON AO3 THAT INSPIRED ME TO WHIP THIS WHOLE AU UP)