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The floofiest of floofs...
#random post#my cats#cats of tumblr#tuxedo cat#gray cat#floofs#kitties#they're brother and sister#Traces is the gray one#Luthair is the tuxedo#I love them#she's a little werewolf#he's dumb as a rock
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oranje
we're all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that's such an incredible color for a cat to be
#my cat#Male Orange Cat syndrome hit him hard#he's dumb as a rock#but my god if he isn't my specialest little man ever
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daredevil is so funny because matt murdock is here with his only superpower being heightened senses/radar sense but throwing himself into fights like he's got the healing factor of Deadpool or wolverine. buddy if you fall three stories into a dumpster you're Gonna feel it in the morning. a knife wound to the arm is gonna stand out when you exclusively wear well-fitting crisp white shirts to work.
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He’s always had it in him.
A continuation of the Pop Rock Floyd series: here, here and here
#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#trolls john dory#trolls floyd#trolls comic#trolls fanart#trolls 3#tbt#genrequeer floyd#transgenre Floyd#pop rock Floyd#my dumb trolls thought of the day#I just think it’d be funny if calm sensitive Floyd was a bad tantrum baby#he mellowed with age#had to post this again because of a formatting error#my bad#sorry for the confusion!
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More cats! This obsession will never stop-
I only realized halfway through that @ultramarinaa already made an official cat!sasha deign but I was so attached to the tabby and I really wanted Tim to be grey so I cheated. I guess this is just my own headcannon of it-
I mostly did this for my own reference though so it’s not too serious I guess
Anyway Elias is miserable with all his cat employees and Jon is a silly little guy who doesn’t know how to cat
#also the reason I was so attached to Tim being gray is bc I was basing him off of my aunts cat#who is the MOST HIMBO ASS CAT IVE EVER SEEN#he is dumb as rocks and named Thomas#he lickes dust off the air vents and has a jaw that can cut glass#I have never seen a cat I would describe as ‘handsome’ but he is#stupid little shit#I love you and your thigh highs socks markings#the magnus archives#tma#cat!jon#jonathan sims#tma fanart#cat!martin#cat!sasha#cat!tim
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Hah?
#op#one piece#zoro#roronoa zoro#trans roronoa zoro#POV: you just said smt dumb#smt too smart#or he didnt hear shit#i love my 21 y/o grandpa#ignore that he has the rock face.please.#my art
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Link would be the type of chess player that has a hard time concentrating on the strategy of the whole board and can only concentrate on a piece at a time. He loses most games, but his strategy is nonexistent, making him extremely unpredictable. Revali is a master strategist, (which we can see in his dialogue in Age of Calamity), so Link's blockheaded, rock-eating playing style is infuriating.
#everybody's favorite rock-eater playing “chest” as he called it#link#revali#revalink#if only because they will be boyfriends#botw#loz#breath of the wild#i like writing Link as kind of this dumbass that is actually kind of smart about certain things#like he seems really dumb but really he's just too autistic to communicate properly and will sometimes point at a horse and go “horse”#in other words he is me#i am he#art#thefaeriecreekart
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This is the narration over Izuku finally having it spelled out for him that Himiko wants to date him and if this is Katsuki narrating over the very first time Izuku receives a confession I am going to lose my mind
#bkdk#bakudeku#mha#mha spoilers#mha s7 spoilers#I love that we get an actual rock solid canon moment confirming Izuku is oblivious#dumb as rocks when it comes to perceiving how others see him#likely a side effect of being called useless his entire life#and also never taking himself into account#why would anyone look at him that way?#he doesn’t even consider it#and I love that the first time Izuku gets confessed to its Himiko and he’s so flabbergasted and shocked and angry#bro everyone loves you#you just can’t see it
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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I like to draw nutcracker yaoi for character reasons trust fencer(hurt fella) belongs to @ballcrusher74
#this is dumb yaoi angst but i need to get them out my system#also a wip#i wont post the final product probably because the cringe will catch up but for now i WILL gush abt how silly their contrast could be#metal body damaged wooden body worn#woody just way more emotionally driven because fencer is literally the only nutcracker he can connect with#the silly tendrils bristling as a defensive display but involuntary because hes so scared#woody talks in more broken sentences to fencer because he infers that he can understand him as is a lot better then his human crew#fencer very nonchalant because its not the first time his shits been rocked on the job#i worry this is ooc for fencer so idk how far i will finish it#but ugh i need to stop using these 2 as nutcracker behaviour dolls#SORRY BUT DAMAGE TO A METAL SHELL BEING MORE SIGNIFICANT BECAUSE THE VIOLENT VIBRATIONS#THUSLY WHY NUTCRACKERS IMMEDIATE BECOME EXTRA AGGRESSIVE WHEN HIT WITH SHOVELS#im normal im normal....#woody mimics a human in body heat because the wood better insulates the interior of his body#tw blood#tw body horror#tw gore#lethal company
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WIP involving Wark the Very Dumbest Sunwing (thanks Kotaloy Elysium for the excellent name)
#wark the very dumb Sunwing#it's short for Bulwark#he looks like he tries to eat rocks#vibes like that rooster from Moana#my art#horizon forbidden west#art#kotallo#illustration#if you don't see Kotallo's armor don't even worry about it#I'm not victimizing my hand drawing that spiky dramatic man's armor today#he'll be fine he's Sky Clan#as long as Wark doesn't eat his metal arm
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i think jack aubrey is the only intelligent man who fully qualifies as a himbo regardless
#he's an excellent tactician with strong leadership skills!#and a recognized mathematician + astronomer!#he's also dumb as a box of rocks <3#jack aubrey
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If you have a good sense of direction you are NOT getting a lore-accurate experience playing the SH2 remake. Look me in the eye and tell me James Sunderland is solving puzzles without getting turned around every time a new sound effect plays. The man can’t string a thought together and I’m simply honoring that by getting lost in the same two hallways of the woodside apartments every time I turn the game on. RP takes commitment girls
#sh2#silent hill 2#James Sunderland#he’s my best friend and we’re both dumb as rocks#silent hill 2 remake
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against my better judgement even
#sth#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#tails the fox#wholesome sonic and tails wednesday#wstw#dunkinsart#hes literally dumb ass rocks but tails is like hmm well.#youll prolly die if i dont go along with this soOOO
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The Hero of Hyrule
Little sketch of Linky while trying to scratch the TOTK itch,,
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#totk#botw#tears of the kingdom#loz#link#my art#not shown here is he is actually attempting to get across a wide gap full of lava#and he is slowly and diligently attaching rocks on rocks to create a bridge#ignoring the very obvious fans and rockets that would have helped make a nice boat#being the holder of the trifoce of courage means every other trifoce characteristic cancels out#lad’s fucking powerless and as dumb as the rocks hes using to make this stupid bridge#(i should post my video of my rock bridge later
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I bet if I shook his head you could hear all the rocks rattling around inside
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