#he's a punk he's a Florida man he is a JoJo character he is bisexual he is very gentle with baby alligators he can talk to ghosts
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I'm in a Florida-man DND campaign that takes place in 1973. As can be expected of a Florida man campaign, it's buckwild. I have a pet gator named Zookie (short for bazooka)
since it's 1973, guess what just came out? I asked the DM and they said we can watch Goncharov soon as the guy with knife hands stops chasing us
anyways here's my character. behold, Frankie funicula, world's #1 goncharov fan and frequent cop car thief/crasher
#dnd#i love him so much u have no idea#he's a punk he's a Florida man he is a JoJo character he is bisexual he is very gentle with baby alligators he can talk to ghosts#we started in like 2021 i cant believe hiw fast its gone#he dodged the draft by showing up in drag#he loves his ma#he likes baseball and fast cars (man)#he gets in catfights with his bisexual bitch father#frankie funicula#goncharov#goncharov (1973)
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