#he's a cis dude himself

[feline-evil]

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

[sweet-potato-42]

kills me inside every time people accuse tubbo of being a tory despite the fact he never was

he has had shitty opinions but he wanst a tory

a tory is someone who supports the conservative party in the UK. Some people who don't know what it means decide to use it as just a bigot. Tories are bigots but not all bigots are tories

IN GENERAL a political party will have ideas regarding social stuff, economic stuff, foreign policy and more. You cant just randomly give someone a label based on their social opinions isnce htere are countless political movements with overlapping ideals

like if people want to (justifyingly) criticize some shit hes said in the past at least use correct terms and quote it properly

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

how much projection onto courtney is a normal amount, be honest

[kaotikkatydid]

You ever be so trans thelat you and the clit crew of your friend group be talking about periods and your cis guy friends almost join in?

[queernobi]

Whenever someone brings up the archaic discourse topic of "he/him lesbians," the defense of it is always something like "pronouns are a form of expression and may not represent someone's actual gender, just their presentation," which is true, but like.

I'm also totally okay with a guy calling himself a lesbian, if he's calling himself that in good faith. Who fucking cares.

[squiddlysquoo]

Just heard the news about the Murderbot tv show. I suppose the books will always be there !

[mini-faust]

transphobes can stay made bc like my god is guilty gear basically inherently queer

[boy-gender]

I'm probably not the best person to make this observation bc I am White TM and not especially well-versed in rap music's history, but what is this phenomenon going on in my notes about Kendrick having the red/white/blue dancers stand in a trans flag formation?

So many people are like "i doubt this was on purpose" girl. it's Kendrick Lamar. He is known for being extremely involved in his dancers' choreography, having multilayered symbolism in his performances- which this entire show was full of- being an activist, winning a fucking Pulitzer, being tightly in control of his own image and how he presents himself to the media, and has trans family members that he has not only openly spoken about but has an entire song about.

You think every single thing about his superbowl performance was intentional except this one thing? You think the dancers just happened to sort themselves out in the unique 5 bar gradient formation that literally only the trans flag has that no other flag has? Why? Why the fuck would that be? You think they all just did this by divine coincidence?

Why is it so unbelievable to y'all that a known activist, with known support for the trans community, would show the trans flag on purpose? Why is it so unbelievable to y'all that a Black man would care about trans people? I didn't see this "oh they don't care, oh all celebrities are fake" shit getting thrown at Lady Gaga or Chappell Roan two weeks ago at the grammys. Yeah they're both queer, but they arent trans. Why is the reaction to two cis white celebrities "omg they're so brave, this is so important" -which, btw, is the correct reaction- but to a Black dude it's just doubt, squabbling discourse, and crickets?

And I'm not even posting the vile racist filth I've been getting in my inbox, straight up confirming this pattern. Like someone please correct me if I'm overstepping but I am fucking flabbergasted by this reaction to Kendrick's allyship and it disgusts me.

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

having a lot of inarticulate thoughts about pericles' genderousness this evening, in particular how i imagine/interpret his expression of it having changed over time, but they will not coalesce. when will my one brain cell for queer readings return from the war

[nothorses]

I'm an nb who boymodes 24/7 and doesn't plan to take estrogen. I'm not saying transmeds were right, but it feels a little goofy that I'm allowed to speak on trans issues and PDB isn't. I think the issue is not his identity, the issue is that his take is wrong!

The issue is that he's speaking on an experience he doesn't have, and specifically telling others who do have that experience that they're wrong.

The issue is also that he's doing this from a place of relative privilege, where it is more likely that he is listened to over those whose oppression he is downplaying and denying.

The issue is also that he is, at the same time, openly gloating that others have assumed he must himself be a part of this community- because of how confidently he speaks on deeply intimate aspects of experiences he does not have.

The issue is also that he refuses to engage with the suggestion that he might be using his position of relative privilege to speak over a marginalized group on that marginalized group's experiences.

All of this is directly relevant to the fact that he is cisgender! Trans people also shouldn't do these things- not to other groups of trans people, and not to trans people who share the same identity- but there's definitely a difference between horizontal aggression and actual systemically enforced privilege & oppression.

What makes this situation so completely absurd is that a cis dude is openly utilizing cis male privilege to uphold systemic transphobia, but because he's claiming to do it for the benefit of one specific group of trans people, certain trans people have decided it's actually fine & even good for him to do this.

The fact that his takes are also wrong is definitely a big part of the problem here!! And I'm not really on board with the idea that cis people can't talk about any of this stuff ever, or that they can't disagree with trans people on trans issues. For a number of reasons! But I do think how they engage in these conversations matters, and acknowledging their positionality in relation to those they are speaking to & the subject they're speaking on, is extremely important.

[august-parker]

Trans Peter Parker except he wants the Avengers to think he's cis

Okay, the Avengers totally support trans rights but it would be so funny if Peter thought they didn't. I mean Steve is a WWII soldier nicknamed "captain America" that doesn't sound very woke let's be real😭

Anytime he wears his suit he manages to sneak a binder underneath, also never letting any of the tower doctors tend to his injurys (especially if its a chest injury) out of fear they might out him.

(Even though the Avengers already know they just don't care because that's his business not theirs)

Peter gets his period during a fight and thinks to himself "shit boys don't get periods I can't let them see me bleeding down there!"

And promptly stabs himself as an excuse for why he's bleeding.

And Tony is freaking out because everytime this kid gets his period he stabs himself??? That's not normal?? Is he depressed? Is he that badly dysphoric?? Should he hire a therapist that specializes in trans kids?? Is this self harm???

But no, Peter sprints to the nearest bathroom and punches open the period product thing where you have to pay for it (which is stupid btw)

Eventually he realizes that the Avengers know when Natasha makes a joke to him about how boobs hurt when you run and he's like "haha I wouldn't know! Cuz im a dude obviously.." and Natasha is just like "yeah but when your not wearing your binder that must be a pain huh?"

And Peter is just🧍 "oh"

Finally he overhears Steve describe in great detail about the time he and Bucky made out when in the military together, because of course they did.

Pete later talks to him like "you were cool with gay people the whole time??" and Steve gives him a weird look and is like "I am gay? I flirt with every guy on the team daily?? Did you not know that??"

No, no he didn't know that.

[knightobreath]

gender is a game and i will win

my transition goal is the kind of nerdy guy that people would claim is an egg

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

you know how sometimes when talking to a cis dude about being lesbian he'll say smth like "oh so straight men can be lesbians then?"

well ive always been of the opinion that the answer to that question is yes. even if its a cis man. not just because he may turn out to be a trans woman or nonbinary or any other multitude of things- i think he should be able to call himself such even if he puts in all the work of examining his gender identity and comes up still cis. even if he doesnt so all that. like, if you feel your attraction to women is queer, then yeah, rock the lesbian label. sappho was likely what we would call bisexual today anyways

but then, maybe tumblr isnt ready for this post, given that people still gawk about bi lesbians and parrot radfem ideals with such hits as "lesbian seperatism can be fixed by being trans this time" "gold star lesbianism is fine, actually" "its transmisogynistic for trans men to say that they are opressed" "nonbinary men are actually just closeted trans women" and whatnot

[stoopidpigeonxx]

Hiiii can you do the crew and their kinks and some smut please!!

yuhyuhyuhyuh~ I can indeed!!

Curly

-listen. Deep down I think this man is a total freak. So he's got some strange ones. -Innocence/corruption kink. he is so turned on by taking a girl (or boy's) virginity. It makes him feel so... above everyone. He's a bit selfish sometimes. But also, because he really wants to take care of someone and give them a great first introduction to sex. He wants you to get so attached to him, that you'll never leave his side. He wants you all to himself. -Pussy worshipping. (I'm getting all of these from wikipedia btw.) More likely just worshiping in general, but definitely centered around your cunt. Like, he will spend hours licking at your clit and eating you out to get you readily prepared for him. Or, he won't even fuck you. Just solely focusing on your pleasure alone. (although.. will probably stroke himself while he goes down on you.) -Face fucking. Deep down, this man is a total sub for this. Like.. if you're a female, he'll let you ride his face 100 percent. If you're a dude, hey, why not. Use his mouth. He doesn't mind. (aslong as you don't make him deepthroat; he's not so good at that.) -Thigh riding/frottage. HUMP. THIS. MAN. he will gladly let you sit on his thigh while he works and let you go to town. He's so obsessed with feeling you lose yourself on him without needing his cock, fingers, or mouth, just purely using his body to get yourself off. Makes him feel like he's perfect for you. <3

Jimmy -okay.. so like... he's freaky. Outwardly freaky. -Bimbofication. Basically... he wants to fuck you stupid. Literally. He wants you dumb and ditzy, constantly thinking about him and his cock. God forbid you think about someone else; that mind of yours belongs to him and him only. -sadism/masochism. He likes to be hurt, and he likes to hurt. Bite him, scratch him, slap him, all that. He loves it. And he does the same thing to you; he is, in no means, vanilla. He will leave you marked up afterwards. He doesn't think sex is fun if it's not rough; he wants it to be exciting and hot, not lame and boring. -Orgasm denial/control. He loves controlling when and how you can get off. Will often ruin your orgasm just to watch you whine and squirm, begging to come. Believes you shouldn't be able to cum as an act of punishment. Mouthing off to him? You aren't allowed to get off today. -degradation. whoooo boy. He is saying the most vile, nasty shit to you during sex. Calling you a slut for taking it, telling you how pathetic you look sucking him off, all that wonderful stuff. Like I said, he's rough. It's rare to get praise or any sort of affection from him, unless you're doing something really good for him.

-Dacryphillia. likes seeing you cry. Maybe in pain, maybe in pleasure. It kinda ties in with his sadism thing a bit.. He likes the fact that he's making you feel so good you're sobbing in pleasure.

Daisuke (Cis daisuke.. sorry yall :-(

he's a young man. He's kinky as hell. (As a fellow 18 year old I get it.) -Praise. For him, and for you. He loves whispering sweet nothings and little bits of praise in your ear when you're taking him just as much as he loves getting praised. Seriously. If you call him a good boy he's willing to do ANYTHING you want. And I mean anything. Will go dog mode. -Pegging. Oh he LOOOOOVES getting the shit fucked out of him by a hot girl with a nice strap. He's afraid its weird since most girls want a man who's on top, but he wants to be dominated. He wants to be taken care of, and be absolutely wrecked at the same time. So fucking him with your strap is the perfect way to make him feel good. -Oral (both receiving and giving.) His favorite form of sex is definitely oral. Going down on someone makes him feel like he's doing something right and making his partner feel good. He likes to believe he's not too shabby; He's got a good tongue on him, exercised by his endless yapping. He loves receiving it too. Huuuuge fan of deepthroat. He will be perfectly satisfied with you sucking him off and won't want anything else. He's also super noisy; moans, grunts, whines, babbling and all of that good stuff. Your mouth is just so perfect and feels so good, he can't help it. -Cock slapping. He's a little bit of a pain junkie. I think he has a lot of piercings, so he's used to a bit of pain. If you're jerking him off and you slap at his dick, he loves it. Whines like a puppy. He also doesn't mind being slapped on the face, ass, chest.. he just likes slapping a bit. Not too hard, though! He can only handle so much! -Creampie. If you're a girl, you need to keep some plan b's around and get on birth control, because he's cumming inside of you almost constantly. He blames it on the fact that he doesn't like the feeling of condoms, but really he just likes watching his cum leak out of you. Makes him feel like he did a good job. Plus, it makes him feel way closer to you, since there isn't any boundary on him. He can feel everything, and he's addicted to the sensation of his cum shooting into you.

Anya

-mommy kink. hear me out.. hear me out y'all... Anya as a Dommy Mommy. I think she'd be all for it. And no, this doesn't have anything to do with her pregnancy and wanting to be a mother, she just likes it. Like, if y'all are fucking and she hears, the word 'mommy' slip past your lips, she leans into it and refers to herself as your Mommy the rest of the night. And will keep doing it. It gives her a sense of control and power that she normally doesn't get. -Tribbing/scissoring. I think she's a hardcore lesbian girl kisser. Sorry but like.. diva is wearing sandals and a striped shirt, with a wolfcut.. she likes WOMEN. So yeah, she likes bumping clits. Especially in a position where she's on top. I feel like she's a service Dom, kinda like Curly is. She's gonna dominate you but she'll be nice about it. Like, missionary with your legs around her so she gets good access. She's not a rough or fast rubber, she likes it slow and sensual. She wants to feel all of the sensations. -Romantic/passionate. She is a sucker for sweet love making. She wants rose petals, kisses, sweet tender treatment. And she wants to give that to you as well. She wants to take it slow and steady with you, figure out what the both of you like and need from eachother.

Swansea -what the fuck is a kink. IM SORRY. I really wanted to write what he would be into but I just... don't see him being that kinky... I'm sorry Swansea lovers i've failed you.

[multiheadcanons]

MERCENARIES, AS QUEER AS YOU CAN GET ‘EM

scout: probably the straightest guy on the team. i think scout suffers more from being touch starved than he is actively a man lover, but that begins the argument of what makes a “genuine queer” and i have no interest in having that debate. its pride month and i got back pain and bills due. i don’t care. fact of the matter is, scout is a certified lady lover. he’s just surrounded by men, and rarely let off the base. so where else is he supposed to get attention from? furthest i’m willing to go in terms of gender is that he might be a passing trans man, because narratively it would make almost more sense if he were to be touch starved and trans and almost dealing with resurfacing struggles of what it means to him to be accepted by men. also penis addition surgery by medic, yk, lil franken-penis action, he can live my dream a lil bit. but i really just think that’s a touch starved young white guy. and i think every mercenary has refused to touch him in any way that could ever be mistaken as more than friendly. and scout wouldn’t fuck pyro, thats his friend. they’re married as a joke.

soldier: soldier is absolutely fruity by most homophobes’ standards. soldier considers it a natural appreciation of the male body, of which there is absolutely nothing wrong with. soldier is also batshit insane, and has blood on his hands from telling the wrong guys they look good. soldier does not care, nor does he consider giving compliments “gay”. and taking the compliment is always smarter when it comes from soldier, because soldier is an equal rights loyalist. he doesn’t care if you’re gay, straight, a dude, a lady, greek or an octopus primed for calamari, if your ass looks good he’ll let you know, and in that same breath he will fight anyone who wants to act funny. if you want to get in his face about it he’ll get right back in yours.

pyro: when you figure out what’s going on in pyro’s pants, you let me know and i’ll let you know what their situation with gender is. another offense member who is severely afflicted by being touch starved. the thing about pyro is pyro doesn’t care. you actually couldn’t pay pyro all of the money in the world to give a shit enough to answer the question of who they like. if someone likes pyro, pyro is in love with them. if someone is nice to pyro, that’s a twenty thousand dollar investment in the Pyro Murder Firm. showing pyro an iota of human decency and kindness will put them on their knees. they have proposed to every member of the team except spy. everyone has agreed. so pyro has seven husbands and you better not put a harmful finger on any of them.

demoman: demoman is one of few openly queer members of the team, and he dares anyone to speak up against that, because he’s got a set of twins called his left and right fist who are happy to educate you. tavish is cis and bi, with no real preference one way or another. as long as you’re of drinking age and confident demo will drop trowel. and tavish is very secure in himself! he will drop many stories of his sexual and romantic escapades, he has many! but if you have anything smart to say be prepared to back it up physically. and tavish knows that, at least for him, a skirt and heels did not a lady make. not of him. but he is also well aware that he is handsome, and does not need any adjusting in that department. demo’s mother kind of missed the shame boat, half the time she literally couldn’t see what he was doing, and when his father passed she tried to keep his spirits up. so shame was never something tavish was raised on, and now he’s an adult and it just doesn’t work. he will still go out in a skirt and heels, and pull plenty.

heavy: when the team started talking about how soldier might be a little… limp wrist motion; this became something heavy stood with soldier on ten toes down. the team was a little shocked, and frankly a little scared, because he defended soldier so hard. and heavy does not defend soldier on anything. very quickly the team caught exactly what he was throwing. the closet is made of dented metal, and the door is open. you almost think it’s empty, but if you stare long enough you can see him stare back at you. heavy does not deny that he feels aroused at women. he isn’t sure what to do when it’s men. so he doesn’t talk about it. he is enraptured with anyone who is physically striking, regardless of who they are or what they’re presenting as. it stuns him. he gets lost. one could call him attracted to aesthetics. and this makes sense in his mind with women. he’s not quite sure why the men are giving him the same feelings. there is something about a man’s weathered body. and something about the hair. it’s soft in a different way. and the way they sound. it stokes a different flame. he cannot find a connection between his preferences for men and women. he doesn’t want to forsake one for the other, either.

engineer: engineer is an enigma to the team and he likes it that way. these men are catty, and who he brings to his bed is nobody’s business but his own. that being said, engineer is pretty gay. the closet is empty, with a neon sign: “dell was here”. it is rare a lady strikes his fancy; though not an entirely obsolete occurrence. and at this point, he’s not really given the time to meet other people anymore? and with him being so far away from home, it’s not really a risk anymore for him to enjoy the company of men. and because it’s something he can do now, he does it more often. it’s a win for him. and romance is pretty much off of the table with him, at least while he works. bee cave is less than twenty miles from austin, known as the queer capital of texas. he’s galavanted as a teen. snuck out, got drunk, saw men in dresses and felt some type of way. came to terms with the way he felt in a poorly fitting dress and drunken makeup at two in the morning, came to terms with how it felt to fuck it off. the queers love dell conagher, and dell conagher loves the queers. some queens and kens still recognize him. he’s beloved, though mainly a myth now in the bar scenes of his hometown.

medic: a human being who has come to terms with and learned to love the body assigned to him, so one could call him a man, sure. he wouldn’t disagree. he realizes he is handsome, and uses every privilege being a handsome man with skin the color of paper can afford him. the closet is made of glass and he stands firmly inside of it, scratching. most people don’t assume he’s queer because when he’s asked he says he’s widowed, which is an unarguably Worse answer to an already invasive question. herbert is solidly aromantic. he’s passionate about his job, he cares for this team, he cares for his birds, and even has tender feelings for misha, of which he has struggled with. because it can’t be called love. obsessive favoritism; genuine worry and heartstopping tenderness. he has lost sleep, and punched walls, and screamed into the night sky for this man. he calls misha his best friend, with an intense gaze and an overwhelming confirmation of his commitment. he would probably never publicly say he loves others. not conventionally, which— societally— means he doesn’t. nobody would be loved by him and be satisfied, unless you yourself do not love conventionally. you may never have a husband, but you will have a man who can move mountains. very attracted to masculinity, though a woman wild enough may have a ghost of a chance.

sniper: sniper is autistic, which influences his rejection of natural gender roles. he doesn’t have the language to say that, he just says he thinks everyone should know how to do their laundry and butcher a chicken, and he doesn’t want kids. and sometimes his hair gets long and he doesn’t have the energy to cut it. sniper groans the second expectations become a topic of conversation. he wonders why its anyone’s business. and sniper is a personable guy, and gets along with most everyone! same way most everyone gets along with him. he’ll never have a wife, or a husband, but he might have a permanent roommate. they might only share one bed! they might cuddle at night. who knows, what is known is that becoming someone sniper considers family is having a permanent fallback in the form of a quiet australian keeping an eye on you; and you reciprocate by keeping your eye on him, too.

spy: spy will fuck any humanoid thing above the legal age with a pulse if he’s up for it. it’s a recurring joke around the base. another of the few openly queer mercenaries; spy has never denied himself an experience or a good time. and between the jobs and the operation and the destruction of what he knew to be his life prior to mann co, spy has lost himself. he is spy. that is who and what he is. and human, if he doesn’t think about what the doctor has done to him. he is everything and nothing at once, and there is a penis attached to his body, and because he’s never experienced having a vagina, he doesn’t particularly care about gender enough to associate as anything more than a man. he works more during sex and he imagines that’s the main difference. this body is fine. it does what he needs it to do. it’s more accurate to call spy an occupational crossdresser, and in a modern era, he may have even been a drag performer. if putting on a silicone triple Z bust and turning his grown man penis into a barbie vagina makes him money, give him the sign up sheet. he does more for less.