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shiver-on-the-slab · 2 days
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What if Captain Jack Harkness got stranded in 18th century Paris and met a certain Non-discriminating Gentleman Vampire
(They'll paint the town white with shlick #slut4slut)
What if Captain Jack Harkness accidentally went to 1945 New Orleans and reunited with Lestat Who Just Barely Survived Murder By His LOML
(Can jack fix him?)
What if the order was reversed?
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