#he's Literally my husband btw we got married last april

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i cant believe nobody's ever written mepad x y/n fanfic on ao3 this is so fucked up

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Hey! Sorry for the lack of updates — there’s no excuse this time. I just kind of forgot to post, mostly because nothing overly exciting happened (with the hype and high point of s3 ending, the dean thing didn’t motivated me enough to come here express my hate)

But anyway, here i am! I can’t even remember when i stopped here. So, the good old recap it is.

Luke and Lorelai finally happening, little by little in s4, is everything we ever wanted. My mom was really glad, cause we are huge javajunkies here in this house. Kirk is becoming more and more my favorite character ever. He’s so extra it’s everything.

If that’s wasn’t established before, lemme make it clearer — Rory Gilmore is cancelled. She’s SO out of character, it’s annoying. College Rory is by far not what anyone expected based on previous experiences, and that includes me and my mom. Specially with the whole Dean thing. But that’s REALLY something, so I’m gonna elaborate on that.

For good part of the season Dean has been being mentioned as a good guy, rory’s sweet ex who her ex classmates remember. It’s just annoying! This entire arc with Dean makes no sense — I mean, I know Rory was a bit lost and needed someone comfortable she knew and who she knew wouldn’t challenge her enough. Just something old and familiar. BUT THE OLD AND FAMILIAR BOY IS MARRIED. And the famous smart Rory (season 1 rory) would never do such thing. It was terrible. Poor Lindsay!! She deserved so much better than an idiot as her unfaithful husband. It just disgusts me. In my opinion, it was not necessary to ruin Deans character like that. He could be remembered as the sweet first love that did his best, but instead asp made him a total jerk, and that’s the memory that sticks. And if Rory had to be so out of herself — go thru come kind of crises of something — i’d rather she had took off with jess instead. at least he wasn’t married and truly loved her. Not that wish it had happened — would be just as random as sleeping with a married guy. But between getting together with the married ex and running away with the unpredictable one, i guess the less problematic alternative is really obvious.

Before we pass to the 5th season, let’s discuss jess then. I love his evolution. Wish we had seen it more closely in his spin-off. How he agrees to be at Liz’s wedding after everything he went through with her. And the way he reads Luke’s self-help/relationship books and decides to take an action. Even tho it was kind of crazy, it shows inniciative and I’ll give him that. Ignore this if you think that’s just a jess mariano supremacist saying shit.

OKAY SEASON FIVE

Lorelai and Luke ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤧💝

best part of the season by far.

Somehow, Rory’s relationship with Dean managed to be just as crappy as it was when he was married. Why couldn’t they just move on, right? It was annoying and the last drop that made us hate rory. don’t mind me — i can hate her and love her at the same time. She’s so stupid my crackhead heroin addicted daughter.

Even tho I’m not a team Logan, his appearance helped. He challenged Rory and made her realize that the world is more than that Dean-bubble she was in. During this season i could easily see myself as a sophies.

Then, of course, there’s the proof of how Rory can be DUMB. dropping out of Yale. Season six now.

How she refugees at her grandparent’s at the first sign of trouble and even so finds herself so independent, and the way she cuts off her mom just for wanting what’s best for her. Immature and spoiled.

Besides that, it bugs me that Logan was right there by her side and did NOTHING. Literally, the only thing he did was say that “in less than a month she would be back”. When that month passed by, he did nothing — possibly didn’t even noticed. In fact, I guess he was kind of liking her new life. After all, she did started to have more time for him. That’s probably why i don’t like their relationship (more reasons to come). Rory started to act as if she was him and completely lost track of her true self - even more than before. In her Chilton graduation she says that the person the most wanted to be was Lorelai, but she ended becoming the exact opposite, Emily. The DAR, the maids, dropping out of school, not battling for her stuff, just accepting and BESIDES THIS, acting all superior/wild and stealing a boat. THATS NOT HER. Ok, I get that she was upset because of Mitchum, but it’s not an excuse to that behavior. Plus, the real Rory Gilmore would have used his words as motivation to work even harder and prove him wrong.

In how many languages can you say THANK YOU, JESS ??????

He made her open her eyes - finally - and get her shit back together. He was so important!! And besides, the way he has made his life?? CAN YOU SAY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT????? LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE ON THE BACK!!!!

Lemme tell you, he is doing better than rory — who would have thought, right? The punk hoodlum rebel who dropped out of highschool was doing better than the private school girl straight As girl who got into Yale. And he’s happier too. Guy wrote a fucking book after several problematic life scenarios and is now working with people he likes doing what he has always loved. Ughhhh he has my entire heart.

Paul Anka, BTW!! love him 🤧😍

I also love how Lorelai proposed to Luke. They are goals. When she saw how much he cared for Rory, she was sure. In fact, maybe she was already sure, just needed a little push. And then all the signs and the snow!! I almost cried.

Now the Logan thing again. I like him — I swear!! I know it seems like i hate him and maybe i did when i first watched it, but now i see he is not that bad. But their relationship- nah. They’re annoying and rory has her weight on that, but that’s not just it. They’re cute, but there’s something missing. AND HE CHEATED ON HER. His story doesn’t match. It’s bad enough to break up with someone without them knowing. In fact, it’s REALLY bad. Rory was so confused and devastated. He should be more mature than that. Than ok, he says is just something he said Honor to make her stop talking. But then he sleeps with the bridesmaids. If he was honest with Rory and really didn’t mean it when he said they were broken up, then he TRULY cheated on Rory. If he lied about that, then he really decided that they were apart on his own. Their fight wasn’t even that serious, and he didn’t even reach out to her after that. The way she found out both times — through someone else — that is just wrong. Then he crows back buying her with money and stuff he knows she loved and she suddenly forgives him and moves in with the guy. Wrong too, ugh. Paris’ speech about Logan was everything. We deserved healing Paris and Rory growing their friendship together for more than five minutes.

I said she forgave him, right? Well, maybe not after all, because she wants a little revenge and decides to play with someone else’s real feelings. cold!! baby deserves better ); and then he gets into an accident and it’s all forgotten. ok....

just here to say that jess deserved recognition. He was the whole reason Rory came back and he did something great with his life. Still Lorelai sees him as the immature 17 yo he was. We were robbed of a great duo, them both. Their humor is really alike, a shame...

APRIL.

Poor girl, she doesn’t deserves all the hate. It’s not her fault duuuh

Asp could have made up something better for Luke this season. I think the storyline was a little non-sense and Luke, my sweet baby, gained my hate too.

Well, maybe not HATE but yeah i get where he’s coming from but it’s no excuse to lie to Lorelai and ruin their relationship. It was a pitty, really.

Then Lorelai coming to chris! what a breakdown huh? I guess it was expected, but i really hated it.

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                                                            MARCH                                        2021

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Stacey Abrams has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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The Golden Globe Noms came out.  There are some tough categories!! Who could pick in the category of actor/ drama with Bateman, Odenkirk, Pacino, Josh O’Connor and Matthew Rhys?  Another tough one is show/ drama with The Crown. Ozark, Lovecraft Country and Ratched. Directing categories are also tough with Regina King for One Night in Miami, David Fincher for Mank and Aaron Sorkin for The Trial of the Chicago 7.  There are great performances with the females but Anya Taylor-Joy and Queen’s Gambit just has to win. Will comedy be ruled by Dan Levy and co. for Schitt’s Creek? The Foreign press gave love to Chadwick Boseman and Viola Davis in Ma Rainey’s black bottom, Olivia Coleman, Jodie Comer, Sarah Paulson, Bryan Cranston, Hugh Grant and James Corden. Sacha Baron Cohen got a couple of noms. I was glad to see noms for Lin- Manuel Miranda, Andy Samberg, Dev Patel, Bill Murray, Andra Day, Glenn Close, Helena Bonham Carter and Cynthia Nixon and Jared Leto.  I was routing for Donald Sutherland in the Undoing and Jodie Foster in The Mauritanian. ** So The Globes came and went with not too much excitement. Jodie did win so hooray for her!! Catherine O’Hara, Sacha  and Mark Ruffalo won. Everyone was thrilled for The Queen’s Gambit and Anya Taylor-Joy!! There were some very long speeches and a few did dress up. There were also hoodies and jammies in the virtual world. Mank had many noms but no wins. Rosamund Pike was a surprise win but she was scary good. The hosts Amy and Tine were going for sexy!!

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Days alert: Will Bonnie turn out to be Adrienne with memory loss?? Will Ben find Ciara??** Who killed Charlie?** It is always good to see Sami back!!** Rex is on his way back as Xander prepares to marry.** Will Chloe and or Lani figure out the Susan ruse?? BTW, Lani’s Aunt Paulina will show up played by Jackee Harry. **Will Gwen end up in the DiMera hiding place??

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Kim Blickenstaff donated $300,000 to Riverview Grade School.

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Late night laughs: A Ted Cruise: A vaca that lasts only 1 day. ** Don Jr. called him Cancun Cruz as what we probably should not call him.!?** Scary Clown 45 made a spectacle of himself at C-Pac.

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It was found that Nance Legins- Costley, the first freed slave, died in Peoria, il on April 6, 1892. She was buried in Moffatt Cemetery which used to be at Adams and Griswold in Peoria, Il. This has since been paved over.

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David Hogg is starting a pillow company.

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The 18,000 acres seized from the Flathead confederated and Kootehai tribes in 1908 has been restored as part of the Covid relief package.

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Jennie Garth donated her $168,600 Wheel of Fortune winnings to the Central Il. Food Bank in Springfield, Il.

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You know that famous pic of Don Jr. on the tree stump. While looking ahead to the Trump family future, Seth Meyers called him “King of the stumps.” Simple joke but it really got me. Good one!!** Seth has signed on until at least 2025.**The Manhattan DA office has brought on Mark Pomerantz to work with Cyrus Vance. Pomerantz experience with investigating white collar and organized crime will help look into the investigation of the Trump family business. The Supreme Court has ruled that the taxes be turned over and it looks like they finally have complied.

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In June, Will Forte will start shooting Macgruber, the tv show.

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The renewal has been reversed for Stumptown. How is that even possible? No take backsies Motherfuckers!!

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Dolly Parton turned down Trump’s offer of the medal of arts twice because of her husband’s illness and later due to Covid restrictions. Now she feels if she accepts, there will be political implications. She also turned down a possible statue of herself in Tennessee. She wrote the legislature that there is too much going on in the world to worry about that now. Class!

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Mom was cancelled after 8 seasons.** Lou Dobbs was cancelled.

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Liberals love arguing with people who agree with them. –Rachel Wolfson

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Vincent D’Onofrio has a book coming out on 4-20 called Mutha: Stuff and Things

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President Biden has reserved 30% of Federal land and water for conservation. ** Pete Buttigieg has been confirmed as Secretary of Transportation. ** Press Aide T J Duckio is out. Let’s not start that shit already. Damn!!

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Never forget Tom Brady has a MAGA hat.

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Hooray for NASA getting to work on Mars.

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Donald Glover and Phoebe Waller- Bridge will be in the new Mr. and Mrs. Smith series.

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Hooray for the year of the OX. Good-bye to the vermin, it has to be a better year!!

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Scary Clown 45 was acquitted as we knew he would be. Thank you to 7 Republicans with a conscious but it just wasn’t enough. ** It has been found that people who guarded Roger Stone were part of the insurrection.**How can Senators making a decision freely talk to one side of the argument before their decision??

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One pundit talking of the impeachment proceedings called it the “Festivus sessions” as it was an airing of grievances.

***** In sexual assault news: Marilyn Manson is the latest being accused of abuse.  Did he have  a rape room?? Such a shame he’s an alleged pig!**James Franco settled his sexual misconduct lawsuit.

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I have always hated Subway. I tried to eat there 3 times in my life and twice this iron stomach got sick. The word seems to be it isn’t bread, it isn’t meat and it isn’t cheese. Why do other countries have to tell us these things?? Is this true?

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There was a coup in Myanmar and Biden imposed sanctions. Activists are asking for International help.

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More in sexual abuse news: T.I. and Tiny accused of drugging and coercing women into sex. ** Shia LaBeouf was accused of abuse by his former girlfriend, FKA Twigs.

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How wonderful it was for Jason Isbell to donate his portion of the money he made for writing ‘Cover me up’ to the Nashville chapter of the NAACP.  Apparently people ran out to buy the Morgan Wallen album after his use of the N word and Isbell came up with a great use of his profit.

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James Patterson’s, The last days of Lennon is not really by him. The book comes from his factory and the reviews are not good.

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Eugene Goodman may have literally saved the Republic. – The Intellectualist

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R.I.P. All the animals and people lost to the cold in Texas and the rest of the country, Prince Markie Dee, Brayden Smith, Dustin Diamond, Hal Holbrook, S. Clay Wilson, Mary Wilson, Jean-Claude Carriere, Chick Corea, Rennie Davis, Robert C. Jones, U-Roy, Arturo Di Modica, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Larry Flynt and Christopher Plummer.