#he'll sit here and give u sagely advice or what SOUNDS like sagely advice and ur like uh huh uh huh i kind of know what u mean | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

abiik · 4 years ago

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keme: we shouldn't act irrationally when faced with a problem zoe. we should react with level-headedness and deal with this issue peacefully; we must be better than those we're dealing with and not react aggressively!

also keme: *shoving pancakes into his mouth, ready to throw the FUCK down in an iHop parking lot at the drop of the hat bc his sister was catcalled*

#keme will talk some sense into u about rebirth letting go and spiritual healing and then in the same sentence punch the fuck out of someone #it's all v confusing at first when u first meet him cause it's like #will he be disappointed in me if i DO go punch that guy??? or will he be proud of me???#is it okay for me to call him a hypocrite???#im CONFLICTED #keme is LOWKEY a troll #he'll sit here and give u sagely advice or what SOUNDS like sagely advice and ur like uh huh uh huh i kind of know what u mean #and then he'll laugh and be like #'oh fuck i'm so fuckin high i have no idea what the fuck i just said anyway so last week i got in a brawl with a white supremecist #and did u know how fuckin' fragile humans r? i always forget. r u hungry? i'm hungry. i'll order us some pizza.'#and ur like *spongebob blinking noise*#zoe is like dont listen to ANYTHING keme says he's a fucking trickster it FUELS him #but then keme will go and say the same thing about zoe #ahh i love them #and i love that im finally figuring keme out as a person #h talks.#oc: keme huang #this is a big rambly mess i apologize <333

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