#he'll never say no when plants are involved XD

[theherbalistmultiversetraveler]

Herbalist, can I some of your hair. I’ll give you plants if you do.

:3

" my hair???", He looks incredibly confused. Then his eyes widened and he gets excited at the mention of plants," OOOO if I'm getting plants then sure! I'd love some!" He reaches into his bag and digs around, finding a small pocket knife. He uses it to cut his hair and gives them the piece he cut off," Here you go! Oh I'm so excited, I bet the plants are going to be awesome!"

[bluecoolr]

What if Vincent and Bo just drowned y/n with affection for an entire day, never letting em lift an arm

LAZY DAY CUDDLES WITH THE SINCLAIR TWINS

Honestly, you don't know how much I need this 😩😩😩

Lets be real, both these boys give off major lazy energy. The only real day work they do involves tinkering with their big boy toys of choice (cars and art). Messy house I can excuse, but the mountain of dirty dishes? 💀 Femme Y/N? Always wanted to be a princess? Well, get ready because you're entering your Cinderella era 💕

However, on days when neither you or your Sinclair of choice feel like doing anything, they're more than happy to just stay in bed and be affectionate.

Bo

He is so fucking clingy

He doesn't like to admit it but he is! Usually he prefers if you do the clinging when you're in public, but in private he's all over you.

It's also him being possessive but yk

First thing in the morning, he'll pull you against him and tell you he wants 5 more minutes.

Lots of little kisses on your cheek, your neck, your shouders, your lips.

Soft, content little hums.

5 more minutes become an hour and Vincent is wondering why breakfast isn't ready.

Bo's a hefty dude, and when he drapes his leg over yours, you're locked in.

You don't complain. He's so very warm and his hugs are so nice.

Once you're both fully awake, you just lay there and talk about anything - giggling like a pair of teenagers in love.

All the while, you're constantly touching; running your hands over each other's sides, caressing each other's faces.

Bo's always the sweetest and tenderest in the morning. Over all you're getting a lot of praise and compliments from him, no matter how cheesy.

He'll tell you how pretty your eyes are and that your hair looks nice (freaking liar XD)

Either you stay in bed all day and he goes and puts something together for breakfast lunch n dinner (don't expect it to be that good btw) and you eat it there, or you eventually come down to cook together.

Although, Bo jokingly tells you to stay out of his way. He fully intends to have you kick back - if just for the day.

You hang out on the couch and watch TV

He strokes your hip while you're stretched out and lying on his lap or chest. He runs his fingers through your hair.

Vincent

Vincent's even more clingy than Bo.

He practically wraps himself around you while you're in bed.

He rests his head on your chest, feeling you breathe and listening to your heart beat. You can comb through his hair with your fingers while he's at it, he loves that.

His hug is so tight it's like he's afraid that if he lets up for even a second you'll slip away and disappear.

He'll talk with you too, but not as much as Bo. He's a little more concerned with appreciating you than anything else.

He wants you to know that he appreciates everything that you do, and that he's grateful that you stuck with him after everything.

Will give you a backrub if you want, he knows you work so hard around the house.

Plants little kisses on your back while he's at it.

He also likes to feel your skin on his cheek - appreciates how smooth and soft it is.

If you have scars, and if you're comfortable with that, he'll give them light kisses.

If you have freckles or beauty marks he traces them and tries to commit them to memory.

He'll make you breakfast, too.

Nothing gourmet (he and Bo like to say that). He was a sad tinfoil-wrapped old food eating bachelor before you came around, so-

He'll sit in bed next to you, just sketching away, while you do your thing (reading, drawing, sewing, knitting, you name it. He loves it when you two create together).

[slashingdisneypasta]

Gotham Villains x Hotel Owner!Reader || Headcanons

Explanation / Topic: You run one of the cities dingy hotels except this one, in all of its glory, is only ever visited by bad guys. Your hotel is well known as the place rogues hide away in when they're planning or they're just out of action for a while because you refuse to give up information to the police no matter what (Its proprietor-client confidentiality! Ha ha) and you're treat them fairly (Although- on the kinder side of course)

These are the many ways they show their gratitude, no matter how small.

Character involved: Most, if not all, of Fox Gotham's rogues. Except Ra's Al Ghul because he bores me. Nevertheless, not just the Legion Horrible's like the picture might lead you to believe- that's just the picture with the most villains that I could think of.

Warnings: Probably too much fluff. I'll make a sequel to this with the less-then-pretty, nitty grotty details of this hotel too probably XD

Barbara likes to invest every now and then, "Just making sure my affairs are in order baby- gotta make sure my hidey hole's still there when I need it." but she always adds a little something for you to buy yourself 'something pretty' (Since your style is SO plain, according to her but then again who isn't plain compared to her XD). This little something is always upwards of a hundred dollars. She's such a sugar mommy you cant convince me that she isn't-

Butch (Or Cyrus Gold, or Grundy. he has too many names) has made it clear that if you ever need help, you can always call him and he'll be there. Very gangsta about it. He's such a big, tough guy but such a softy on the inside XD When he had Grundy brain, he still had some kind of tracker in his mind like dogs do that took him 'home' (To your hotel), dragging Ed along with him. He gave you a big, bone crushing hug when he got there.

Dr Strange is not allowed in as he'll steal your guests and experiment on them.

You don't know Ecco too well yet and vice versa but when she turned up with Jeremiah and Jervis- you definitely appreciated her presence more then that of Jeremiah's. You were still sore over Jerome and didn't trust this new brother. Still, you complimented the bullet in Ecco's skull, saying it was pretty cool, and now she loves you XD When she's in the neighbourhood she occasionally likes to pop in and say hello; Spread a little chaos, you know the deal.

Honestly you probably new Bridgit long before Strange forcing upon her the heat resistance thing and her becoming Firefly. She of course didn't remember you but soon *warmed* up to you after you gave her one of the few rooms with a fireplace and easily forgave her when she accidentally set the couch in her room on fire (I mean its for sure not the worst thing that has happened within these walls- no worries). She has been known to go around lighting the fireplaces for you under the pretence of having fun (Which is true) but also so that you can worry about one less thing. Firefly is also one to come chat with you if she's bored.

Fish Mooney obviously doesn't stay with you very often at all, because this lady can find better dwellings (As, no offense but your hotel is kiiiiinda dingy. What can you do about it, though? You house rogues and a lot of them don't have a lotta money) but she still absolutely appreciates what you do. She'll send bad guys that she does business with that have deeper pockets then your usual client, your way. She's also kind to you, which to me is even better honestly haha XD

Headhunter stays with you a lot when he's on business and often reminds you that you get a discount from him if you require his services. Hey, you keep him in milkshakes! He's gotta repay you somehow.

Okay, the twins. You knew Jerome first and got off to a bad start with Jeremiah due to that. Still, we aren't talking about relationships; We're talking about nice things. So moving on. Just assume that you warm up to the brainier twin.

These two are hard XD Cuz their 'good' and 'bad' sides kinda blur together as they're so unpredictable and don't really care about anyone.

Still, I can see Jerome being pretty light with you and valuing the fact that you can keep up with his banter- so he keeps you alive. You're basically his mother actually, despite the possible lack of age difference. Like, he wants to show you stuff he does and tell you about chaos he's created.

And Jeremiah honestly appreciates that you'll listen to his long speeches (You've gotten pretty good at just sitting and nodding your head and you've perfected the art of the well placed understanding noises like 'Hmm' and 'Ah!' and 'Oh dear' in your line of work)- so obviously, you're invaluable to him. Must keep you around. I mean, Ecco listens, but does she really understand? That is the question.

When he's around, Jervis is very polite and gracious. He'll duck into the kitchens after dinner and start helping you with the dishes and clear dining tables, he'll ask you how you are and mean it (Like, he'll stand there and discuss it with you), he'll try to keep Jerome from barging into your room in the early hours of the morning, etc. Just nice things like that ^^

Magpie tries not to steal from you... Haha XD Like, she'll pick up a pretty clock off a mantle piece and then go to leave with it... then realise that this is yours and go 'Oops!!' and put it back, giggling nervously.

... When she leaves you still find various items from other places in the hotel, in her room, but still. The fact that she tries is enough!

Mr Freeze is a pleasure to have around, of course!! He's quiet, he nods to you when he passes, and he's there to freeze assholes that harass you (And then take them outside so they don't melt all over your carpet). A respectful dude. He has frozen Jerome multiple times... particularly when Jervis has been unsuccessful in persuading him not to wake you up at 3 in the morning.

Ivy gets so happy whenever she sees you. Lots of hugs and telling you all about how she's been. Her energy is enough to cheer you up, and on your birthdays she always brings you a new plant that has meaning to her. Like, a sunflower for how kind you are, a Ficus for abundance, etc. Always in a pot of course, never dead. So of course, you have to take care of them but its a small price to pay for the sweetness ^^ And the not being murdered thing.

Like Mooney and Barbara, Oswald doesn't stay often due to having that mansion from his father but he remembers your kindness from when he would fall on hard times before that (And after the fact, too of course) and whenever he's making some kind of mafia deal he always ensures your and your hotels safety in the contract.

Pyg / Lazlo (I cant decide which name I like best XD) is just very polite, like Jervis. Gentlemen. Also his impressions- God. Have fun with that. He might just do your favourite Looney Tune character if he's in a good mood.

With Ed... look, if you even try with his riddles without being prompted, he'll do anything for you. It's well documented. I'm not sur about nice deeds, cuz Riddler's kind of a dick, but he'll for sure send you a birthday card every year! Christmas probably too ^^

Scarecrow: I will not spray you today. You: Gee thanks. // No but seriously, he's quiet about his gratitude but he is definitely once of the good ones ^^ Would absolutely take it upon himself to come save your ass if you got abducted.

Tabitha... well, you know how Headhunter will you get a discount if you want someone killed? Tabitha will do it for fucking free.

Hey, if you feed Victor (Zsasz), you have a friend for life. He will bring pizza and just hang out together. He is also willing to murder someone for you.

[honeybunnybeez]

How they react to you jokingly rejecting their kisses (FLUFF) (HEADCANON)

♡Members Involved: c!Dream, c! Sapnap, c!George, c!Philza, c!Techno, c!Bad

♡Gender Neutral Reader!

C!Dream:

♡"...(y/n), you have a 5 second headstart. 5-"

♡After taking a step back the moment Dream tries to plant a kiss on you he totally starts to see it as a challenge and everyone knows he likes a good chase.

♡He gives you a 5 second headstart so its up to you if you decide to go along with it and run or be easy prey and just stand still. Either way this man is going to catch you and hold you in his arms, make no mistake of that.

♡When he finally does have you trapped in his arms he's not going to attack you with kisses, oh no, he's going to demand that you give it to him as a prize for catching you.

♡Refusal to do so will result in him whining until you just give in and kiss this cocky man straight on the lips. He knows just what buttons to push to get you to do it and you hate and love how it works almost everytime.

C!Sapnap:

♡"Wait, no- I want my kisses! D:"

♡The moment you block Sapnap's kisses with your hand he looks like a betrayed puppy who was tricked into thinking you had a treat for him.

♡When he tries to do it again only to get the same results he starts to get a little whiny, claiming that all he wants are his kisses.

♡Where are his kisses and cuddles that he craves so dearly? You are a cruel and unjust lover and he is going to scream. Lord, please kiss him before he screams, you think he won't but he will, man has little shame.

♡When he gets his kisses he's going to ask for more because he's still 'upset' over the initial betrayal. Give him some more cheek kisses and promise to join his cuddle pile with Karl and Quackity, he'll get over it instantly.

C!George:

♡"...Rude."

♡Oh this man will play fire with fire, don't think for a second that he won't. He can be petty when he wants to be and this kind of game is straight up his alley.

♡When you try to apologize and kiss him it's his turn to dodge the affection. He tries to mantain a straight face as he sees you staring at him in disbelief but he can't fight the smallest smile that grows on his lips.

♡You decide that it's game on and that you'll play this little game too. You started it and you're going to win. He says he accepts the challenge and now you two have to hold back from being affectionate with one another for as long as you can. You two can live without kisses but you never knew how often you two linked pinkies together until now-

♡The game ends in a tie the very next day when you two wake up tangled in each others arms after a tiring hunt and you two don't seem to care much about losing, sharing more morning kisses like usual before heading off to sleep again.

C!Philza:

♡"You little brat."

♡He says it in an affectionate tone, I swear. He likes when you play hard to get and like Dream, he does enjoy the rare cat and mouse chase you two initiate.

♡Unlike Dream though, the only warning that he gives before he strikes is the slight fluttering of his wings, and he plays very unfairly too. You won't last a minute, you've counted. (Best record was 45 seconds though-).

♡After the chase he likes to carry you bridal style and fly around for a moment, both to show off how strong he is and to get rid of the remaining adrenaline he's feeling. It's pretty romantic and you can't help but swoon everytime it happens.

♡When you two land back onto safe grounds, he still insists on holding you close to him, kissing your forehead and telling you how much he loves you even if you are such a kid at times.

C!Techno:

♡"Never in my life have I ever been betrayed this badly before, (y/n)."

♡We have another drama king over here, only now it's in the form of a 6'3 giant piglin hybrid with bloodlust.

♡You try to apologize and give him a kiss but he dodges your affection swiftly like George does, jokingly stating that you'll have to catch him if you want to be forgiven.

♡This goes on for a while until a particular dodge causes you to lose your footing and trip. Techno 100% panics internally for a while when he sees you hit the ground until you let out a laugh over how stupid that fall was.

♡When you get up and dust yourself off you can see Techno still staring at you a little worried. You walk over to him and this time he doesn't dodge your affection, choosing instead to lean down a little so you can kiss his cheek. He feels better when you assure him that you aren't mad even though he states that he wasn't worried at all.

C!Bad:

♡"gasp D:"

♡That's it, that's literally all he has to do to make your heart break into a million pieces.

♡You have no idea how but this tall behemoth is adorable and his little sad gasp and face makes you just wanna kiss him and say that you didn't mean it and that you're sorry.

♡You try to stand your ground, to not give in to his adorable pouty face but he starts to say your name all sadly and yup, that's it, you gave in and now you're running up to him and giving him the biggest hug ever.

♡He accepts your hug no problem since he's never really been one to hold a grudge over something this small but he's definitely asking you to give him more eskimo kisses to make it up to him.

A/N: All I could think about was gentle kisses and playful teasing and thus this sweet mess was created- XD I hope the formatting is clear and I also hope you guys enjoyed it!

(Requests are open and anon is on!)