#he'll be drunkenly formulating shittier and shittier plans every episode until he realizes that he needs aziraphale to do the saving this

[p4nishers]

no i actually need to make a post about this. i see ppl thinking crowley is gonna turn "actually" evil or accept the duke of hell position next season and i respect that but also, he's literally been protecting aziraphale for thousands of years. even when he was angry with him, tho never before as he is now, he still protected him and he will continue to do that even from heaven, even from God. he will. they would not only threaten God for aziraphale, but actually carry through with their threat. he's literally devoted his entire existence to keeping aziraphale safe and happy and he's not about to stop now just because he got his heartbroken. he has before!!! he has, even if not on this level, but he always shown up for aziraphale and he will have the stupidest, silliest fucking plan ever to rescue aziraphale from heaven next season and he'll probably fail but he will try again. it's like you guys didn't hear "rescuing me makes him (crowley) so happy". come on