#he'd kick his ass anyday

[maeleelee]

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎

Y/n just wants to get her brother out of the gang business but that's become harder than she'd like to admit. Then she over hears someone at the bar talking about a Crystal necklace that's worth millions. Now her goal can work, if she can figure out how to find the Crystal without her brother catching on. Oh, and he doesn't know she's a leader of The Fallen Angels, his "rival" gang. Hongjoong hated the gang life but he was in too deep to give it up. However, he wanted to give his partner, sister, and their best friend the world, so when he hears about this Crystal that's worth millions. He's coming up with a plan to get it. He just has two problems, The Fallen Angels and the Strays keep getting in the way. Will they come to the conclusion and just work together? Or are more people going to get in the way? ⚠️Minors do NOT interact with this au⚠️

warnings: Violence, blood, alcohol, someone talking about shooting something, fighting, someone gets called slut, someone get spit on, threatening death.

Everyone wanted to go celebrate San’s win but everyone knew movie nights were every Thursday. So they all went out Friday instead. They all made their way into the bar. Mingi and Hongjoong were behind the bar smiling at the group. “Finally. We’ve been worried you guys weren’t coming. Here.” Mingi smiled as he set out three shots. “San, Woo, y/n. Drink up.” The three grabbed the shots and clinked them together and threw them back. “That’s for winning.” Hongjoong laughed. 

This went on for a little bit. People asking to buy you guys drinks and congratulating San on his win. “Dude. You were awesome! You kick ass.” They pay his back and walk away. 

“Funny seeing you guys here.” They heard Venom say. She was with Nightmare and a few other guys. Two you remember from the crash and the ring last night. 

“Can I help you?” Y/n smiled at her politely. 

“Nothing from you. The one beside you can help me Anyday.” Wooyoung sat next to y/n, holding her tight like he normally does. “Still not sure why he’s with you.” Wooyoung went to say something when y/n cut in. 

“He'd rather shoot his foot than touch you. So do us a favor and leave us alone.” Wooyoung and San chuckled next to y/n. Seonghwa walked over with Kayla and smiled as he put his hand on y/n’s shoulder. 

“We’re going for a ride. We’ll be back in a little bit.” He smiled and kissed her head, Kayla doing the same to y/n’s cheek. They walked outside, to get on their bikes. 

“Means they’re going to fuck.” Y/n mumbled to the two boys. They laughed and Wooyoung pulled her close. Venom was still standing there, watching the three. “I don’t get what you see in her.” She mumbled and before anyone could say anything, Cassi had Venom bend over, face smashed against the table. 

“What was that? Did I hear right?” Cassi spat at the girl. Y/n snickered at the sight. “We can start a brawl right now if you’d like and I promise you, I will win.” Cassi told the girl, hatred lacing her tongue. 

“Babe. Let her go. No brawl. We’re supposed to be celebrating San’s win. It’s okay.” Y/n told Cassi, who hesitated to let the girl go. She finally did and the guys with her laughed. 

“We tried to warn you. Those girls are crazy about their men.” Nightmare laughed. “And their girls.” Shadow said. 

“I’m sorry about her. She has no manners. I’m Shadow but you can call me Jisung. This is Minho and that was Venom.” Jisung said, smiling at the group. 

“Her name is actually Venom? Fitting.” Y/n mumbled under her breath, making the two boys from the other gang laugh. 

“It is fitting, isn’t it?” Jisung said. Y/n just nodded and smiled as Mingi brought them another round of drinks. 

“Some dude paid for this round. Congrats to San or some shit like that.” He smiled at them. 

“Thank you Mingki.” Y/n smiled at him. He winked and walked away. 

“Sometimes I think you forget I’m right here.” Wooyoung pouted. 

“Quit your whining. I can’t forget you, even if I wanted to. You’d remind me you were there every ten minutes.” You said to him. San laughed at the comment and Wooyoung pouted more. Y/n ran her thumb over his lip and smiled when he stopped pouting. 

“Bun. Let’s go dance.” Cassi called out. Kayla and Seonghwa had made it back to the bar and Kayla smiled. “I’m joining too.” 

The three girls went and started dancing to the music, laughing with each other, and pulling dumb dance moves. Wooyoung sat at the table with San still, watching the girls closely. We then all being part of the Pirates, the girls were easy targets to piss the men off. So people would go after the girls first. He leaned back in his chair, hands behind his head, laughing at something San said. 

He watched three guys walk up to the girls. He tilted his head lightly. He couldn’t hear what they said, but by the look on the girls' faces, it wasn’t good. He blinked a few times as he saw y/n throw the first punch. “What the hell?” He jumped up and went to go to her, when Venom grabbed his arm. 

“She’s fine. Come with me.” Venom tried pulling him with her but all she got was a glare. 

Y/n was giggling around with the girls, when three guys walked up. “Hey. We saw you at the fight last night.” Y/n smiled. 

“Went to cheer on my best friend.” She said softly. 

“I’m not sure cheering on is the right word. You looked like a slut with all those guys on you.” The guy told y/n. Cassi went to say something when y/n smirked. 

“A slut? For cheering on my best friend? Damn. Wonder what you think of your mother when she cheers you on. Oh wait, she probably doesn’t and that’s why you’re calling women sluts.” Y/n told him. The look on his face was killer. 

“Don’t bring my mother into this. We just wanted to see if you’d have a chance to have our fun with you, since those two share you.” Cassi nor Kayla had time to process what was said because y/n swung. She clocked the guy in the jaw, making it make a popping noise. The other two went to swing but we’re caught off guard by a hand on their shoulder. 

“I’d think before you did that.” Yunho told them. Jongho was behind the other guy. 

“Get your friend and get out of our bar.” He told the guy. 

Y/n looked around and saw Wooyoung trying to get out of the death grip Venom had on his arm. “This bitch just won't stop.” Kayla said. Y/n walked over to the two and grabbed Venom's hair by the roots. 

“Get off of him.” Venom spit in y/n’s face and everyone froze. “Oh you fucked up.” Yunho laughed from behind y/n. Y/n released the grip on the girl and wiped the spit off her face. 

“Bun.” She heard someone say. She couldn’t really hear much from the red she was seeing. She grabbed Venom by the throat, tightly and pushed her back against the table. Venom was clawing at y/n’s hand. “Did you just spit on me?” Y/n asked the girl. She nodded, frantically trying to get y/n’s hand off her throat. 

Y/n let go of her, stepping back and took a deep breath. Her adrenaline was high from hitting the prick earlier and Venom made it worse. Y/n turned around to walk back to Wooyoung when she felt something hit her back and shattered against it. She hissed in pain and looked at the ground. The bitch just threw a beer bottle at her. Y/n looked up at Hongjoong and he nodded. 

She spun on her heels and looked at a smirking Venom. “You wanna play dangerous? Because we can play dangerous.” Y/n said, picking up the shattered glass from the floor. The bottle had cut her in her back, her shirt was torn and there was blood already falling. Venom’s smirk fell. “I don’t think you realize who’s house this is. But since I’m nice, I’m going to let you find out.” Venom hit a table as she backed up. Y/n smirked at her and tilted her head. “Oh the big bad wolf isn’t so scary anymore, is she?” 

“Dude. Call off your animal.” Venom told Wooyoung. He shook his head. 

“Nah. She looks hot right now. You’re doing great, Bunny.” Y/n felt the shivers run down her spine. Venom hit the glass out of y/n’s hand. Y/n watched the glass fall to the floor and then felt a hand go across her cheek. Y/n touched her cheek and felt something wet. Venom’s ring had cut her. Before Venom knew it, y/n had pounced. She was on top of her, punch after punch after punch. Venom was able to block a few of them when y/n grabbed her by the throat again, Venom’s nails digging into y/n’s hand, so deep blood was starting to show. 

“This is your last warning. Next time, I’ll kill you. Leave my man alone.” Y/n let go of her and stood up. 

“Get her out of my bar.” She said to Jisung. He nodded and looked at one of the other guys. He stood up and walked over to her, picking her up and walking out. 

Y/n had walked up to Wooyoung and smiled at him. She had blood on her face and all over her hands and her back. He pulled her to him and smirked. “Your man, huh?” Y/n giggled at him and pushed him off. 

“I’m going home to shower. See you guys later.” Y/n waved but didn’t get too far out the bar, before San wrapped his arm around her shoulders and Wooyoung wrapped his around her waist.

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taglist: @mxnsxngie @life-is-glorious @choisoorin @spilled-coffee-cup

[traumxrei-archive]

live laugh love cattos <333 i’d die for a cat anyday tbh … *sniff* *sniff* do you smell that? ah yes the smell of the love-hate relationship u have with azuru 🤭 bet you were giggling and kicking your feet bwahahah when you saw the cards, anyways enough bestie bullying for today heheh omg i don’t play project sekai but i do know its a rhythm game, i played one in the past called superstar sm when i was in my exo-l era (i think it was in 2018 iirc) but yeah i do think the next update of genshin its gonna be a lot of fun since the trailer showed like a capture the flag kinda game with sumeru boys (i was squealing when i saw scara fighting cyno and laughing so hard when kaveh literally flew away 😭🤚🏻 and and alhaitham’s commenting on the situation like he was a football narrator ALSO TRAU LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HOYOLAB

NXX AS GENSHIN CHARACTERS!!!! also the visions fit very well with their personality and backstory imo

(hoyolab link + prev ask)

me and azul are haters and not lovers bc his ass keeps getting NEW ssr cards that i have to pull for and i just. KNOW he's doing this bc capitalism >:(((( (also how dare you bully me !! /j)

proseka is so cute <33 after enstars i just knew i'd like it and it took me wanting to befriend this person at uni for me to download it. i do not know the story but i DO know that i'm a sucker for vocaloid, so i'm just tap tap tap tap

(also superstar SM,,,,,omg,,,,,tbh i've never had it downloaded but i played it a lot on my friends' phone LMAO)

and omggg i think i saw the trailer for the new event !! lowkey kinda sad that i deleted genshin now, bc it does look fun. but also not sad ? bc i really do NOT have the time to spend hours on playing genshin rn,,,,and missing events would have me stressed outtttt

also !! the NXX boys as genshin chars !!!!! marius being an anemo sword char tracks, but i could also see him being a spear char. and vyn being a cryo catalyst ALSO tracks, but i could see him as dendro as well (imagine his ult growing rose bushes or something,,,,it'd be so cool) artem being a hydro polearm is good but i lowkey see him as a bow user too,,,,,he'd probably have amazing aim. and i agree on luke being a pyro claymore !! he's a stronk boi so he gets the big ass mega sword !!!!!

[strawbxrryneptune]

HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT

You're the head cheerleader at UA.

We're gonna say its UA university, so like class 4-A.

Bakugou is your boyfriend

He plays on the football team 😫

But he got suspended for a little because he saw Deku (yes I'm adding Deku in this, @ me why dont you)

Deku plays on the rival team, he switched schools cause he felt like he wasnt reaching his full potential.

Bakugou basically broke Deku's mf leg, it's a surprise he wasnt kicked off the team, but the he's the star player.

The only reason the UA football team is even in the nationals is cause of Bakugou.

Anyway, Kiri and Sero were roasting the absolute shit outta him for getting suspended.

"PLEASE- HE COULDN'T EVEN KEEP THE BEST SPOT ON THE TEAM KEKEKEK"

*LMAO* "DAMN BAKUBRO, YOU GOT FLAMED"

Bakugou was ready to blast all their asses to the moon and back, until Denki said that he probably couldnt even keep a spot on the cheer squad, it's even more brutal than football and the outfits are too risque.

It went dead silent when poor bby said that, cause everyone knew not to challenge Bakugou.

He immediately stood up from his spot on the couch in the study hall, marching over to Denki and grabbing him by the collar.

"More brutal than football? Hah, you're out of your goddamn mind, Sparky. I can do that shit anyday, even in that girly ass skirt."

Denki smirked

"Wanna bet?"

And that's how he found himself wearing a custom made UA cheer uniform, face red in embarrassment but still determined to not chicken out. If he got through this, he'd get $50 from everyone in the squad except for Mina

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

When Bakugou had come to you, red in the face and hands shaking in embarrassment, asking for a cheer uniform, you almost passed out in shock.

The Katsuki Bakugou, star Football player, top of his class in strength and brains, wanted to cheer? Nah, you were buggin. He wouldn't tell you why, only a harsh, "You gonna give me the uniform or not?" Before giving you a quick and kind of violent kiss on the cheek, scampering off with the bright orange fabric in his hands.

Leading up to the big game for the finals, he would hang around during practice and watch you command the girls, having them jump and twist into complicated positions. You spot him peeping and called him over, teasingly asking him if he could do a cartwheel, not expecting him to actually do one. He has almost perfect form, a little wobbly on the drop down but beautiful nonetheless. You pursed your lips, looking him up and down before clapping your hands loudly, causing him to jump.

"Change of plans, ladies! We now have a new member joining the team, at least for the game next week. I'll need you to be understanding and patient in teaching him the routine, and no making fun!!"

The other girls nod understandingly, surrounding him despite his yells and protests.

You smirk to yourself.

This is gonna be so much fun.

♡♡

A week passes, and you're in the changing room with the girls, handing out their uniforms. You get to the bottom of the bin, and realize theres a pantsuit. You widen your eyes in shock. If the pantsuit is in there, than that means-

"Y/N IM GOING TO KILL YOU"

Shit.

You jog out of the locker rooms, looking around until you see a shaking head of ash blonde hair. You make your way over to him, stifling a laugh when you see him wearing large sweats, the outline of the orange skirt peeking out. He doesnt have a sweatshirt on, so you're blessed with the sight of his pecs and abs bulging out, sweat already dripping down his body due to the heat of the stadium and the embarrassment racking his body.

"I'm so sorry, Katsu. I didnt realize I gave you the girl version of the uniform."

He scoffs, subconsciously reaching up to tug at the crop top.

"Just get me the damn boy version, you shitty-"

"ALRIIIGHT EVERYONE, ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!"

You both jump at the sound of the announcers voice, the crowd roaring back.

"WELL THEN GET READY, FOLKS. WE HAVE A WONDERFUL PREFORMANCE FROM THE UA CHEER SQAUD. GIVE EM A HAND."

You look at Bakugou in apology, before rushing the girls out, gesturing for him to hurry as you run out onto the field, the UA side cheering loudly while the rival team boos. Bakugou let's out a huff, shoving his sweats down and running out with you, not looking up. The minute the crowd sees him running with you, the stadium fills with laughter and wolf whistles, some of his teammates fanning themselves in mockery. He growls at them, intimidating but not scary due to the bright orange crop top and skirt he's donning.

The music starts and everyone gets into formation, Bakugou at the far right and you at the left. You start to do your routine, shaking your hips and yelling along to the music, moving around and doing flips. You form a pyramid, Bakugou on the base and you somewhat in the middle. The top girl flips off, does a twirl in the sir and lands in front of you, shouting the UA cheer before you all follow suit, cheering on your team while shimmying around. You turn to see how Bakugou is doing during the end, and the sight that greets you is heaven;

He's heaving for hair, sweat slicking down his hair and dripping down his abs, the skirt flowing and moving along with his thick thigh, which tremble from exertion. He's panting hard, eyebrows furrowed as he tries to nail a pose, wobbling slightly. You gulp hard, shaking your head to clear the thoughts starting to surface, thoughts of fucking him in that uniform, sucking his cock from under the skirt, riding him in your uniform, lifting the hem to see where you're connected. Ripping the crop top to see his puffy nipples, making him moan and tremble underneath you from the pleasure, calling him a cute little slut for wearing that little piece of fabric.

You break from your thought when the music cuts out, roars and screams deafening, even the opposing team cheering for you and the beefy man in the skirt.

You all bow and trot off the center felikd, making your way to the benches you drink water before the team starts playing. Bakugou makes his way over to you, gulping down water from his bottle. Some of it spills out his mouth, rolling down his throat, scattering when his Adam's apple bobs. It makes a trail into the swell of his pecs, disappearing. You look up his body slowly, face heating in embarrassment when you meet his eyes, a cocky smirk on his face when he realizes you were ogling him.

"Ya see sumthin' you want, Baby?"

You grit your teeth at him, grabbing his collar and dragging him off into the space between the bleachers.

He sputters at you when you reach under his skirt and grab the barely concealed bugle there, smirking up at him.

"See sumthin you want, Baby?"

You taunt, rubbing him through the fabric of his boxers.

He groans from above you, muttering out a breathy "Its from adrenaline-"

Before pushing his lips against yours, sucking your lip into his mouth while his hips stutter against your hands. You pull away, grinning when you see him chase your lips.

"Are you sure it's from adrenaline, or is it cause you were prancin around out there like some pretty little whore, hm?"

Bakugou clenches his eyes shut, blushing hard and growling low in his throat.

"Shut the fuck up. I didnt do it for that-"

"Well you still did it, and you looked so good, too, 'Suki. Wanted to suck your cock the whole time."

He whimpers at that, hips moving forward to push against your hand more, pre leaking out and making his boxers sticky against your palm.

"Mm, you like that? Like me praising you? Calling you a good boy and telling you how much I wanted your fat cock shoved down my throat? "

His head falls against your shoulder, moaning into the side of your neck as his balls tighten, cum soaking his boxers and dripping out onto your hand. You lick up his neck, making him shudder.

"There you go, pretty boy."

♡♡

When the game is over, he stomps over to the squad, snatching their money aggressively before making him way back to you, scowling when you land a harsh smack against his ass.

"Is it just me, or is Bakugou glowing?"

♡♡♡

@hanji-is-life your Bakugou in a skirt inspired me to write this Bakugou in a skirt.

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[karasunology]

⸙ ˚₊ ➷ THE MIYA TWINS & BOKUTO KOUTARO AS YOUR OLDER BROTHERS ! ❞

╰─ ─ ﾟheadcanons of the best twins & ace of my heart being your older brothers.

✐ . . . BIG BROTHER HEADCANONS.

[ OIKAWA TOORU & KAGEYAMA TOBIO VERSION. ] [ SUNA RINTAROU & KITA SHINSUKE VERSION. ]

-ˏˋ ➶ character(s) ━ bokuto koutaro, miya atsumu & miya osamu <3

[ trigger warnings ━ slight manga spoilers !! ]

-ˏˋ ✉️ REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN.

⇣ please read the RULES before requesting.

MIYA TWINS.

➜ oh my goodness, i pray so hard and dearly for your parents because y'all are WILD WILD

➜ when you guys were young, you know those videos of twins confusing their baby on who's their parent??

➜ yeah THESE TWO TRIED IT WITH YOU

➜ it was probably atsumu's dumb idea

➜ he watched it a few days ago in youtube

➜ so he suggested it to osamu which begrudgingly accepted, curious on how you would react

“ c'mon, come to big brother 'samu ”

➜ atsumu says as he stretches his arms out to you while you're oblivious poor innocent ass was doing the grabby hands to him

➜ ngl you looked so cute he felt a little guilty for what's to come

➜ while osamu sits next to him with a monotonous expression

“ no, i'm big brother 'samu ”

➜ your head spun to his direction

➜ and you're just like 👁👄👁

➜ while switching left and right in confusion as you dropped your arms down so fucking fast LMAO

➜ while atsumu was trying so hard, really he promised he won't laugh so soon, that osamu keeps pestering him to shut his bitch as up

➜ until the faintest of sobs were heard, forcing their mini argument to a halt

“ will you stay quiet ─ ”

“ ─ oh no no no, please don't cry ”

➜ osamu is in distraught because he actually doesn't know how to take care of a child crying

➜ while astumu is trying to carry you

“ hngg i ─ hic ─ want big brother 'samu ─ hic ! ”

➜ bitch almost wanted to drop you right then and there honestly

➜ he's like ??? DOES THIS BITCH EVEN KNOW I EXIST EYE??

➜ and when osamu heard you calling out to him, something in him snapped

“ i knew this was a bad idea ─ ”

➜ as he shoved atsumu off of you, hugging you as he tries to coo you, whispering “ shh . . don't ya worry, yer big brother 'samu is here ”

➜ this MANS OHMYGOD

➜ your cries seemed to have ceased as atsumu is standing there like ??

➜ i'm thEIR BROTHER TOO !!

➜ bb boy held a grudge on you for a few weeks ngl

➜ but then you grew up and now you know that you actually have two (2) big bro 'samu

➜ but more annoying & bitchy

➜ you're their favourite victim to bully

➜ well, atsumu

➜ but they won't let their teasing lead to you crying because they actually can't stand the sight of their younger sibling crying

➜ contrary to popular belief, when you realized there was another big bro 'samu, you were now attached to atsumu while he's similing smugly and triumphly at osamu

➜ atsumu would 100% be very competitive for your attention though he makes you hate him whenever he bullies you

➜ but we all know osamu hates losing

➜ so there was definitely a time of your life that their fighting over who was the best big brother

➜ ugh y'all cute cute

➜ while you're helping osamu around the kitchen, atsumu would just watch from the side lines because the kitchen is kinda yours and osamu's thing

➜ though while in his earlier years, he'd get upset because he wants you to hang out with him too :(

➜ while you have the cooking thing with osamu, you have the baking thing with atsumu

➜ shh hear me out

➜ osamu is actually not good at baking shit

➜ the first time he attempted baking was when you joined a baking club & now you're obsessed with making cupcakes and all that good good

➜ and he wanted to also try and back

➜ and how and what did he do to make your cupcakes look like dog shit was beyond you

➜ and while smelling something burning, atsumu ran to the kitchen and after realizing what osamu did

➜ he'd try and make your next batch of cupcakes presentable

➜ because he's?? actually?? good at it??

➜ and now you guys have your baking sessions and brother 'tsumu bonding time

➜ but even though you guys have other things with the other person, you guys LOVED doing chores together

➜ like, your guys' mom would make the boys clean the bathroom and before you knew it, LIKE YOU WENT THERE JUST TO TALK TO THEM WHILE THEY CLEAN, you find yourself cleaning the toilet necause atsumu ain't doing that shit

➜ washing dishes?? that as well

➜ you and atsumu would be the ones washing while osmu would do the drying

➜ 11/10 of the time would leave you guys a damped mess

➜ while cleaning the kitchen, i absoloutely headcanon, like STRONGLY

➜ that you guys would just talk either about random shit, talk shit about someone honestly, or quote reality tv shows

➜ like one thing you would be sweeping the kitchen floor,  and while sweeping, you accidentally hit the trash bin hard that the contents flew out of it as it fell down the floor

➜ and atsumu's like : “ pooja what is this behaviour?? ”

➜ then something clicked in you that made you remember that one show bigg boss something

➜ and you'd be like : “ i'm sorry i kicked it ny mistake ”

➜ osamu would roll his eyes before joining you two :  “ you can't kick it by mistake ”

➜ “ then pick it up if it bothers you ”

➜ ugh y'all aRE ICONS

➜ y'all would be at the pool and atsumu would shout “ oh no my diamond earing is gone ”

➜ and osamu would reply “ kim, there's people that are dying. ”

➜ you'll be their biggest fan in the court

➜ whenever they play with you on the sidelines something in them just snapped and they'll be scoring points by points in a row

➜ they lowkey love to show off

➜ if you're a girl, every fangirl of they have would be wary of you at first, but then realized that you were just their little sister

➜ and to their bisexual fans, they would ngl have a huge ass crush on you too

➜ and if you're a boy as well, oH MY GOD WOULD THEY HAVE FALLEN AMD CAN'T GET UP

➜ LIKE BITCH THE MIYA GENES ARE THRIVING IN THE THREE OF YOU

➜ you bet they'd be throwing hands if someone decided to break your heart

➜ though, osamu would be the more rational one

➜ if they ever meet your s/o, atsumu would want to rile them up while osamu is just being calm but the scarier one of the two?? but he knows you don't need any protecting because you know how to do it yourself & you don't have any need for that

➜ 12/10 would recommend as brothers

➜ in conclusion, you guys may not always get along, but you know damn well they care about you and would apologize right away if they did something too far. and you guys are such good sibling goals😤

BOKUTO KOUTARO.

➜ definitely know how to deal with his emo mode

➜ since you guys grew up together

➜ and sadly, you didn't have an akaashi to help you out with it while you were young

➜ like he'd be the older brother but you would probably be the more mature one

➜ but while you guys were young, he was your knight & shinning armor

➜ like when you scraped your knee while trying to catch him, he'll do a 180° and bitch has never ran faster to you than that time

➜ & if you were crying because of it, he'll make stupid jokes but it'll always make you forget about the pain in your knee

➜ and it's one of those times that you could really see that he was actually older than you

➜ then he'll piggyback you back to your house

➜ homeboy be reliable even while he was young wow

➜ and even 'till now

➜ if you ever got sick or injured

➜ or god forbid, HEARBROKEN by someone

➜ a bitch will throw hands

➜ but before that he'll make you laugh & do his best to take your mind off whatever is causing you to hurt

➜ ngl you would always look up to him, even if he may seem childish

➜ he'll hang out with you the rest of the day, he doesn't care if it's a school day, he'll drag akaashi with him

➜ my boy here GIVES THE BEST ADVICES

➜ though he may reword them differently, but his advices never seemed to fail you

➜ fights don't usually happen, and if they do they're probably serious

➜ he's the type of brother that lets you sneak out the house

➜ he'll usually back you up in everything

➜ and this bitch would take the fall for your faults

➜ ugh WE STAN

➜ but also if you sneak out the house to your significant other, bb boy has to know their number, address, occupation etc.

➜ because he ain't having a broken hearted sibling

➜ and he just wants the best for you

➜ and in the future, though he may be busy with being a professional volleyball player;

➜ he'll always have time for you

➜ he'll cLEAR OUT HIS SCHEDULE JUST FOR YOU

➜ you're that urgent to him

➜ your his first best friend before volleyball

➜ speaking of volleyball, if you aren't found in the stands in his matches ─ he'll go TO EMO MODE Y'ALL

➜ because you're usually always there in his games and it makes him give all his 120%

➜ since he's usually busy, he'll ALWAYS have those covey sisters movie nights

➜ if ykyk

➜ he's a sucker for family bonding time ogey

➜ the type to binge watch all the hsm movies & know all the lyrics to all the songs

➜ the type to defend sharpay with all his might

➜ and you guessed it right

➜ sharpay is his favourite character

➜ no one tell me otherwise

➜ THE TYPE TO DUET SONGS WITH YOU

➜ HIS FAVOURITE?

➜ EVERY SHARPAY & RYAN SONGS

➜ HE'LL BE SHARPAY AND YOU'LL BE RYAN

➜ AND THAT'S ON BOP TO THE TOP

➜ hates horror movies

➜ so if you ever watch it with him, he won't leave your side for the rest of the night & will have a sleepover on the living room

➜ f o r t s

➜ loves doing ridiculous challanges

➜ your phone would be BOMBARDED with crackhead videos of him

➜ probably broke a bone or two ngl

➜ 100/10 would recommend as a brother

➜ in conclusion, he may not always be there, and would be a bit childish & needy at times; but you know that he would step up as a big brother for you ANYDAY, ANYNIGHT, ANYTIME. because how could he want the best for you when he's not being his best on his part?

-ˏˋ playing soleil's tape ˊˎ-

[ 📼 ] . . . tumblr won't let this post show on the tags now i have to repost them all over again phew chile. watch me throw hands😤

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"Ja! Soldier loves a strong woman zhat can kick his ass anyday! Heheh. Lol. Now ZHAT'S DEVOTION TO HIS LUV-LUV, ZHANNA! I bet you zhat he vouldn't mind zhat anyvay, he'd just laugh and really enjoy zhat pain inflicted on him by her, I'm sure, heheheh." 🤭😏

~Vladimir S. Humboldt

not an ask per-say but i just wanted to say like... your art and jokes are like ritual gut punches of humor and joy that i cant explain. thank you for existing and brightening my day.

I’m here for the goofs, my guy. makes my day to make yours