#he’s the token allocishet white man btw

[lordirony]

Deeply amused by Fabian being the biggest complainer in all of Event Horizon

“I’m too rich and have too many responsibilities. I’m in an arranged marriage with a dog. I’m not allowed to have a pet cat because they all hate my wife (understandably). I don’t like being the most powerful human in this nation politically. I hate politics. I hate my job. The Outside World representatives are jerks. Why do the spirits keep eating all of my kale? I don’t understand football. “