#he’s the prince tho so who would dare to object

[vawobefanart]

The old version of this drawing has been getting some attention recently and tbh it’s terribly ugly. Pls, don’t remind me of it by liking it. Like this one instead ♥️ it’s not perfect but it’s better.

I do enjoy putting the giant squid in the background. All though let’s be real: I’d be horrified waking up just to find this thing starring at me. Or any other of those creatures living in the lake for that matter 😭

[tetralea]

omg please do smut prompt 13 “i really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now” with tom x reader (maybe exes to lovers but what do i know)

Uuugh, it took me so long! Sorry! I hope you are going to enjoy!

Finally you decided, finally you are getting the tattoo you wanted for so long. Not that it is your first time, but it is a special piece. Having to go to a new place instead of your regular one was difficult, but you never imagined it to be this hard.

Even tho you did choose a place your ex-boyfriend told you a million times he would never work at, here you were, laying on your side unable to speak as Tom’s gloved hands moved on your skin.

You didn’t say a word, it was only the buzzing of the pen and your occasional sighs when he moved to a more sensitive point. You missed the times when he would have praised you for being so good and staying still and occasionally shooting you a huge grin.

No, not this time. You weren’t even facing him so he could reach you better, and now you deeply regretted your decision to wear only some plasters on your nipples to avoid any stains of ink.

‘I guess the fairytale life you were promised didn’t really work after all.’ Tom spoke slowly, his hands still moving steady, his voice stern. You wished you could have moved and saw his face but this was impossible.

‘Your guess is right.’ You had to gain some strength to be able to press the words past your teeth without sounding extremely rude or hurt. You had no right to be mean to him right now.

‘Perfect prince charming wasn’t, so dreamy and perfect as your parents wanted him to be?’ He pushed further, his hand coming up to your arm to position it a bit differently, turning you even more away from himself. It hurt.

‘He was.’ You admitted with a sigh you had to stop mid-motion to prevent your ribs from moving too much. ‘Too perfect.’ It was there the rambling, the rant, it was at the tip of your tongue and you were with the only person who you knew understood you more than anyone else, but how could you say all this to him. It’s been one and a half years now and you hurt him enough already.

Tom didn’t comment on that, just kept on working, occasionally shifting a little, his hand only a breath away from your breast now as he moved forward as the tattoo progressed. For a few minutes it was deafening silence again, now the little buzz didn’t help either. You felt the words forming on your lips and tried to prevent them from falling, but oh, well.

‘He was horrible.’ It was a start. ‘Childish, dumb, unable to take care of himself, stadoffish, mama’s fucking little perfect son.’ The words come easy and you felt your soul being lighter with every letter you pronounce. ‘He was awful, I don’t even know how that stupid engagement happened. It was so surreal and I couldn’t say anything, I didn’t say yes, I was just standing there, then he started to speak and then everyone assumed I agreed and I hated it. Every second of it.’

While you were speaking Tom read through the words he was marking your body with and smiled. It was obvious, of course he read the press release of the scandal. The guy was the son of a politician, so when you broke off your engagement it made into the papers easily. Tom didn’t want to lie that he felt relief mixing with satisfaction and almost happiness when he saw the news. He barely could see your face and he was sure you couldn’t see him smiling just a bit smugly right now.

‘He was insufferable, all he talked about was the greater good, and saving the poor and how great his father was and how great our kids would have been,’ you voice break just in time to hear the sound Tom made, half gagging half disgusted, ‘ well, too bad, he never fucked me.’

Oh, shit.

This was the tiny detail you never planned to disclose to your ex-boyfriend, but it was out and your body froze, cursing your luck that you couldn’t face him.

‘What?’ His voice was just as shocked yet a bit amused.

After a deep breath, which now you could take as the sharp pain was gone just as the pen and the hands, you could speak. ‘You heard it.’ Pressing your lips together, waiting for his answer you slightly turned, finally, being able to look at him. Those brown eyes were just as confused, he was caught off guard, his brows slightly furrowed, thin lips almost disappearing as he pressed them together.

The tension peaked as he opened his mouth. ‘Um,-’ he looked to the side, searching for his words, ‘we are ready, please go to the mirror to look at how your new tattoo looks.’

It was not the sentence you were waiting for, but you understood. You weren’t together anymore and didn’t even talk ever since. His tone was smooth, too smooth, like he was forcing himself to change the subject, but you didn’t object.

As you got up and walked to the mirror, taking in the new black, slightly red and swollen lines on your ribs, you were speechless.

‘I love it.’ You said it finally with a huge grin, your eyes moving up to find Tom’s reflection in the mirror.

‘I’m glad.’ He laughed, reaching up to touch the back of his head nervously. ‘I changed it a little, the curve, I thought it fits your shape better. I hope it’s ok.’ His words were quiet but confident as he reached out to point at that part being careful not to touch your skin.

‘Not much I can do about it now, ‘ you giggled ‘but I love it, it does look better. Thank you.’

His sigh didn’t escape your ears, neither as his expression instantly relaxed.

Neither of you said a thing, you just quietly admired his work with a huge smile on your lips, not even noticing the way he was looking at you. He knew he still had to wrapp it and all that but didn’t want to break the silence which now felt comfortable, neither wanted to take his eyes off you, admiring all the other tattoos on your skin which was all from him. His tattoos. His.

He marked you up too many times, all the evidence on beautiful display on your body. there was an all too familiar feeling in this thought, you being his.

He inhaled sharply before risking it all.

‘So, never fucked you, huh?’ He asked with husky voice, stepping closer, his chest only from and inch to your back.

‘No.’ The answer was honest and immediate. Your gaze finding his in the mirror, not letting it go, not even when he touched you hesitantly. ‘He said I was living in sin for long enough, but he will fix that.’ You quoted him, pouting clinically.

‘Guess, that worked out well. You never was the insatiable type. Never once begged me to take you again and again, never woke me up at 4 am because you were too horny or making me take an unusually long lunch break because we hit it off in the car.’ Tom’s voice was unwavering, neutral, like he was just small talking, but his body told you differently. Those long fingers were gripping your hips, his eyes darkening, his body now pressed to yours, him leaning close almost whispering into your ear.

‘Exactly,- ‘ you nodded, ‘never ever touched myself while he was sleeping next to me. Never fucked myself with my fingers thinking about you, imagining it being you, wishing you to be there and taking care of me.’ Your tone was the same, like you weren’t talking about the most intimate moments of your life, but there were no taboos between the two of you.

‘Hm.’ Tom nodded thoughtfully, his hands now moving up, his tumbs swiping the underside of your breasts. ‘Good. That would have been a shame.’ Now his hands gently cupped your tits, slowly fondling them, taking in the way they moved under his movements from the mirror. ‘But also, ‘he purred, and looked up to look at you for real as he turned you in his arms, ‘it means I was the last person who got to have you, and that just makes me feel in a certain kind of way.’ He was close, but not enough. You couldn’t answer, not in this situation, not after what he just said, not when he was looking at you like this. It was all too familiar, the longing, the desire, the admiration, the promise.

‘Tom,- ‘you started something what sounded like an excuse to break your small bubble, and he couldn’t have that.’

‘I really, don’t care.’ One of his hands let go of you just to move up and press his fingers to your lips. ‘You look so hot and I’m trying not to kiss or fuck you senseless now.’ He pressed that small word harder making you forget every objection you had, letting him lean impossibly close, feeling his hot breath on your mouth.

‘Just do it then.’ You whimpered onto his lips, capturing them in an intoxicating kiss. It was everything you longed for, it was so familiar again, and you couldn’t get enough this time either. His kisses made you light headed, moaning into his mouth, pulling on his soft curls pressing your bare chest to his black shirt. His hands were squeezing your hips urgingly, as his lips were caressing yours, his tongue tasting you again, finally. It eventually slowed down, reducing to small kisses, small pecks before starting all over again, with an impatient whimper. He wanted to press you to something, to feel you under his body, to fuck you silly then and there but he didn’t dare to. He had to cover up the tattoo, and he was practically still working.

He slowed down the kiss to be able to speak. ‘We need to finish this beauty on your ribs, then I am free. If you are serious, we can go to mine, and I promise you won’t be able to walk tomorrow, darling.’

Tagging: @we--are---not--afraid, @tomsrebeleyebrow, @tomhollandsmut, @tomhollandd, @tommysparker, @duskholland, @greenorangevioletgrass, @tomhollandspideys, @thurstyforholland, @hollanddolanfluff, @z-ukos

[minzart]

not to rush you or anything 👉🏻👈🏻 (take ur time)

but can I have more Arthuro contents, like how tall is he? Younger Arthuro and Older Arthuro height. his personality traits

I just love him, Arthuro my beloved he stole my heart that jerk.💘💖😩💘💕😩💘💞😩💕💞

(I want to draw my oc and him when they were younger to "now" older him and older oc)

I'll do his introduction post (like will's but probably with a little bit more important points that I should have put in Will's) soon enough, in weekends is when I can work on art

I have a scenario for a first kiss too, it's very short but when I have the time I'll write it

And this wip

And I'm debating doing his 2 other friends too but who knows

Don't worry Arthuro content is only beginning

I'm still debating his height, but probably the "perfect prince height" according to Eliza, but I have to check who he's taller than in the characters sheet

He calls yuu/reader dear or dearest when older, and milord/highness/princess, only for teasing, when younger

Is a bastard, a literal bastard, he knows who his parents are and how many siblings he has, but was trown away bc of someone's mistake", he honestly doesn't care, he was fine alone and continues to be, he still suspects Ambrose might be using him for some bargain squeme

If reader/yuu ever hurts themselfs in a battle or otherwise he will nurse them while scolding like a mother hen

Will never admit it, but love flowers, give him seeds for a garden and he will blush bc he thinks he did a great job of hiding the fact that he loves gardening, tho yuu/reader caught him once, when young, nursing a plant back to life

He isn't the brightest in magic, in fact he's the worse, almost magicless if wasn't for simple spells he could cast, he asks himself why Ambrose took him under his wing bc of that

He is very skilled in sword fight, of course, and many other marcial arts, potions and magic objects, so he compensates for how much he sucks at magic, the only reason he was admitted in RSA was bc he trys very hard to compensates, even using cheating and illusions to creat a very realistic show of the spell he was suposed to do with ease

When young he would punch anyone who dared to get on his nerves, be it Male, female, neither or both

[wildernessuntothemselves]

still team beomgyu 🙈 i be so loyal to that piece of shit , anyways :((( i think if i was oc i would just go back to gyu and convince him to just stop his shit and save everyone, why does ppl have to die just bcuz I don’t wanna be with gyu anymore even tho he cares more abt me and loves me endlessly and treat me better than tyun does , im not saying tyun is bad or smth its just that oc could never love tyun the way she loved gyu and she still loves him we can’t deny this fact , and oc herself knows that he is her soulmate even tho he did terrible things to her but human nature sometimes could be evil and oc herself one day maybe will do a terrible thing and so does tyun , but the fact that he did not do it bcuz of lust or cuz he is some sort of a freak or animal that could not control himself , he did this bcuz well HE IS STUPID BRAT DUMB PRINCE who don’t know shit and thought by doing this he will keep her cuz he loves her and don’t wanna lose her but that’s not an excuse too tho for what he did , and now that the king is dead gyu can get divorced from his wife and stuff or make oc the woman of the palace even if she wasn’t his wife and no one could say shit cuz he is the king now no one would even dare , and for me if i was the oc and after seeing love with gyu and tyun ,, i would chose gyu cuz he’s the person ive loved since forever and until now even when in married to tyun even when he has done bad shit , ppl could learn from their mistakes and be better especially when they love us

let's make a "women loving trash men" club 👊😔

but let's analyze this:

would gyu really back off once he gets oc back or would he still attempt to kill tyun to end the threat once and for all? would tyun just lie still and let him take his wife?

saying gyu treated her better is subjective. they both had their good and bad points. it all depends on what the oc cares about more

at the risk of being called a rape apologist, i agree that he wouldn't have done it if she hadn't tried to escape but like that's not his right still. he doesn't own her and it's still rape even if it wasn't strictly for pleasure

sadly as long as he's married, oc would at best be thought of as a mistress to gyu and he can't get a divorce anyway i'm still team gyu though lmao i know he's objectively worse but i love him

[blackypanther9]

Part 51 - Lesson to learn

Warning!: Injuries...

"DESTINY !! YOU ARE BACK MY SOULMATE !!! MY LOVE !!", someone yelled.

You froze in sheer panic.

"Oh no...", Scarson mumbled.

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You pulled back from Serafina and stepped back to Loki and the others.

"Who was that ? Also a friend ?", Loki asked.

"No. That is Leondra...the crazy Bitch that is claiming that she and I are Soulmates...That we belong together."

"Soulmate ? But isn't there always a tattoo, that will just be activated if, what it says, your Soulmate says to you as very first word ? And the other needs to have the same effect ?", Frigga asked.

You nodded.

"She doesn't have a tattoo, nor had I one. She just claims it, because she fell in love with me and...yeah. She is crazy."

Loki growled at that and pulled you close to himself, possessively.

"Mine.", he said.

"What ??",  you asked.

"You belong to us now and you are my friend ! She will not get you. Mine.", he explained.

Somehow you felt angered and aroused at the same time. You hate men, when they treated you like an object, but at the same time you liked it if it came from Loki. You’re supposed - to - be true love. You almost purred. Almost.

"I am not an object Loki.", you softly growled.

"I know. I just don't want to lose you. You are my one and only best friend, even if we have huge arguments and yell at one another that we aren't anymore. I can't risk losing my only best friend."

Okay, now you were touched deeply.

Then suddenly a big, fat, ugly woman came running in front of you. She was dirty, she smelled and her mouth was AGAIN covered in chocolate. Disgusting. Her clothes were torn and her boobs hung out. They didn't even look like boobs. They looked like fat on the chest. Very disgusting.

"Leondra...", you growled.

"Hey ! Why so mad ? I missed you, my love ! Now we finally can marry !"

Loki choked on his own air, Serafina looked at her, as if she didn't hear right, Scarson looked like he wanted to stab Leondra, Thor and the rest looked in shock and soon Laufey laughed his arse off.

"Oh boy !! EHEHEHE !! That was hilarious !!!", he laughed out.

Everyone looked at him as if he was mad.

"You know that she didn't joke, right ?", Scarson asked him.

Now Laufey stopped and stared at him.

"I didn't...WAIT ! FOR REAL ?!?!?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU ARE ALREADY IN LOVE DEST ?!?!?!"

"I AM YOU FOOL !!!", you yelled angered and ashamed.

"And that is-"

"NOT YOU, BITCH !!!", you yelled at Leondra, outraged.

"That is no way to talk to your future wife, Dest~", Leondra purred.

You looked at her disgusted. Then your eyes turned red, full of anger, hate and rage.

"You are filth in my eyes. Why should I ever want you ? You are fat, ugly, have fat as breasts, what you can't even call breasts, you smell, you are dirty, you are crazy, you are a slut, you always try to control everyone and everything, you are commanding, you always have disgusting chocolate all over your disgusting face and the color of your hair is also disturbing. Tell me one reason why I ever should lay my eyes on you."

Uff ! That must have hurt her ! You must have hurt her now. Everyone looked at you in total shock. Loki mostly. Never had he heard you say such evil, mean, hurtful words to anyone until now. Your former friends tho...looked unfazed. Not the first time you offended her. Scarson even SMILED at you.

"Because we are destined to be together !! Since birth you belonged to me !! You are my other half !", she yelled now, lightly angered.

You scoffed and then laughed darkly.

"You and I, destined to be together ? Man are you sick in your head. There is no us and there never was an us before too. Slut. I like men more than...that thing in front of me. You are a woman and disgusting as fuck. Even a corpse would be more beautiful than you. I rather kiss a corpse and Thanos, than you. Even if my life depended on it, I would never even touch you with a 1000 m long clamp."

Leondra looked at you in even more anger. Then she stomped her foot on the floor and showed you her demanding position.

"YOU ARE MY FUTURE WIFE AND YOU WILL MARRY ME NOW !!! UNDERSTAND ?! YOU BELONG TO ME !!! YOU ARE MINE !!! YOU CAME BACK JUST FOR ME !!! NOW GET HERE AND LET US KISS AND SEAL OUR MARRIAGE !!!"

She pointed her fat finger next to her and waited that you moved there. You and your former friends looked at her unfazed, Loki looked very angered, like the rest of the Frost Giants and Frigga looked shocked. The warriors three looked impressed, Thor looked ready to hit her with Mjolnir and Sif looked very mad at Leondra. Loki's hands on your shoulders turned into a grip of iron. He will not let you go, just because that slut demands it.

"NOW WIFE !!!!", she yelled.

You flexed your fingers then they tightened into a fist. A very tight fist. Your face was still very emotionless. Heiko, Mimi, Darko and Rachel slowly went nuts with anger and rage. You also believe that the new formed personality, Villana, is in a little rage and anger too. Loki went even more enraged, like Laufey and the other Frost Giants.

Leondra stomped over and wanted to grab you, pulling you away from Loki, but you avoided her filthy hands. You glared at her.

"Don't touch me, Bitch.", you growled.

"I do what I want !", she yelled.

She again tried to grab you, you again avoided them.

"Leave her alone you disgusting creature !", Loki roared in rage.

"Shut up you pathetic being !! A Frost Giant has nothing to say here !!", she yelled back.

Everyone, besides you, Loki, Frigga, Thor and Laufey gasped in shock.

"King Laufey, is that true ? Prince Loki Odinson is..."

"Silence !", Laufey yelled outraged at his most trustworthy guards.

Now you lost a little bit of your cool.

"First off you little excuse of a living being, Loki is no such thing ! He is no pathetic being ! He has a say in this, because he is a Prince and my most best friend ! I have sworn to protect him from evil as I was 5 years old ! Now second, you will not command me around ! And third, I AM NOT, NOR WILL I EVER BE, YOUR WIFE, JUST BECAUSE YOUR SICK MIND IS TELLING YOU THAT !!", you roared outraged.

Then Leondra touched your hand and squeezed it very hard, hoping to make you scream in pain and surrender, but you didn't feel it, even if you would have, you wouldn't have cared. Loki saw your anger and knew that one of the others are already plotting Leondra's death (Personalities of yours !).

Then he heard a loud cracking sound. His eyes widened and he looked at your hand, Leondra held. It didn't look right anymore. Your bones were not at the right places anymore. Leondra dared to break your hand.

"DESTINY !!!", Scarson yelled in shock and panic.

He also saw your hand. Laufey was next and he lost his cool, but Frigga held him in place, with magic, just like she held Loki in place. Loki would have long time ago pounced on Leondra.

You gave her a twisted smile and tore your arm away, snapping your hand off of your arm. Everyone gasped in pure horror, besides you of course.

Leondra took a few steps back, letting your hand fall to the ground. You went out of Loki's arms and went over to her. Your eyes were pure black and your smile was everyone's worst nightmare. You picked her up and made her look into your black eyes.

"I said...don't touch me.", you hissed out.

"What is so difficult to understand on my feelings towards you ? I hate you. You are disgusting. I am no lesbian, nor will I ever be. I do not obey someone as unworthy as you. The only ones that can command me around like that are, Frigga, Thor, Loki and Laufey. Because they are my friends and we just joke around with such things. You ugly, filthy Bitch are NOT worth my time. Understood now ? I rather kiss a corpse than you. You are nothing but filth in my eyes.", you growled out, angered.

Then you laughed like a Maniac.

"Everyone needs to feel the same towards you, don't they ? EVERYONE NEEDS TO OBEY YOU !!! EVERYONE IS YOUR PERSONAL SLAVE AND TOY !!! EVERYONE IS JUST YOURS TO FUCK WITH !! AND THE ONES, WHO DO NOT OBEY YOU, MUST BE TAMED !!!! RIGHT ?! THAT IS YOUR SICK MIND, BITCH !!! WELL FLASH NEWS !!! I AM NOT SOME OBJECT !!! I AM MY OWN PERSON, MY OWN MASTER !! I AM NO ONES TOY !!! I DO NOT LOVE YOU !!! I DO NOT FEEL PAIN !!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LOVE YOU !!! THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF THE OLD ME, SLUT !!!!!!", you screeched out.

Leondra looked at you in fear. You gave her a very twisted grin and took the same hand she had broken from you. You held it and at first Leondra thought you just joked, but then everyone heard a very loud crack.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH  !!!!!!!!"

You laughed.

"Do you feel the pain, little one ? Do you want me to stop ?", you asked mockingly.

"PLEASE !! PLEASE STOP !!! IT HURTS !! DESTINY, PLEASE !!", Leondra begged with tears in her eyes.

"Too bad. I will not."

With that you squeezed harder, more cracking was heard. Leondra screamed louder in pain.

"PLEASE STOP !! I WILL BEHAVE !!! I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE !! I SWEAR !!!", she begged.

"Oh fine....", you pouted.

Then you ripped out her hand. She screamed louder at that. Laufey looked at you in pleasure. The rest looked rather in terror at that. Laufey chuckled as he saw Loki's shocked face. He slowly went over to him and whispered.

"She just makes show. Destiny will regenerate Leondra's hand any second now. She is no cold hearted murderer."

Loki looked at Laufey and then back at the scene.

"Wouldn't surprise me, if Dest lets Leondra bleed out. She was a huge torment...", Loki whispered back.

"Bullshit, Loki. I know her. Do not worry.", Laufey chuckled lightly and pulled Loki in his arms, softly.

"Just watch, son.", he whispered to Loki lastly.

And Laufey was right. As much as you hated Leondra, you wouldn't let her die. Not today. You regenerated her hand and had back full control over yourself. Leondra fell to the floor and laid there, still crying.

"You better keep your word or else I will kill you, Leondra.", you growled out, still on edge.

Then you turned around and everyone pretended to never have been shocked and scared of the scene. Never mess with you. That was a lesson for everyone.

"Is everything ready to be teleported now ? We just have 30 minutes left.", you told them impatient.

Everyone stared at you in pure shock and Thor was off checking everything to make sure. Laufey and Loki quickly did the last bookshelf and then nodded. Then Thor came also back and nodded.

"Everything is ready to be teleported."

You nodded and then snapped your fingers, teleporting away, but where to ?

Part 52

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[elanska]

Miss not so sidekick - chapter 91

Latte, who we highly suspect also having penchant for violence, thinking inwardly how cutesy and adorbsy the inhabitants of the scary looming black tower were.

Yes, she was seeing blue beating red and thinking it's cutesy. Maybe she's being affected by murderous bunny and his tower's conduct (as it certainly not befitting a lady) (meanwhile our standard reaction is screaming MAGE FIGHT! MAGE FIGHT! but we're not a noble lady)

anyway, Latte noted that the tower inhabitants seemingly young. Combined with the trivia that tower is a place where only the most talented magicians can reside (I'm actually kinda interested to see what will the test to get inside the tower and became its resident be), there seems many young mage geniuses (but bunny is still #1! yeah, errr...so is his childishness as well)

anyway, blue quickly encroached Latte's personal space (again, we see his master's influence there) and *very* formally introduce himself as bluntbob (we're gonna let him keep his name, because, not gonna lie, we don't know many haircuts enough to make a joke)

meanwhile Red goes, "tf u so polite for?" but bluebob (oops sorry, old  habit dies hard) bluntbob remind him that this creature is the master's guest (a RARE creature! ....what, does they suspect her to be dragon-in-disguise or something? that can shoot laser from her eyes?) (oy, what are you thinking about bunny?) (well, if he's interested in something, it can't be good...I meant it must be something unique, right?)

Red, I meant Veryred (not gonna lie #2, it seems the author also didn't have many knowledge about haircut either. Meanwhile, I was very sure that haircut is standard-short-waxy/wavy-cut-with-bangs-on-the-side, but veryred sounds perfect) introduce himself with a wink and teehee - which offend bob's aesthetics somehow and went for a strangle (CHOKEHOLD! CHOKEHOLD!) and both bickering about their preferences of nickname for Latte. my, how childish these two kids are. how immature. heh heh.

(...............) (....what?) (..nothing. just glad you're over that) (? we're not gonna saying how idiot she was last week?) (woah! wouldn't you look at that, psychopath division? what a cute kitty!) (*RUNS OFF*)

AAAAND OUR FAVORITE BUNNY IS HEREEEEEE!!! and send his own crazy underlings with just a mere sentence! damn, like a boss! wait, he's the boss. and not to mention that he's actually the most pyschopath here. A...Anyway, Latte thinking that Arwin's tyrannical presence can instantly scatter the persistent red & bob duo like somebody blewing the dandelion seeds to the remotest edge of a country - and that's a very cute imagery (okay Latte, there's something wrong with you. The smiling dandelion pic is cute tho).

Arwin, the CONFIDENT man who sees female lead Ibelin singing on stage and very matter-of-factly claim 'I'm Prettier." lean close and ask if Latte referring ('that's cute') comment to him. Latte is, hey how on earth are you cute (btw, in case you forgot, she thinks that monster are cuter than him. but don’t worry bunny, you already have your ‘prettiest’ and ‘op as fuck’ throne) so Latte said that comments is referring to her. and Arwin is like 'oho? you're cute?' and Latte is 'Yes, yes, I'm so so very cute, watch my lethal wink beam of cutesyness'  (and we thought to ourselves how veryred would tearfully relinquish his cutest-in-tower throne once Latte reside here. Sorry, red, you just didn't have the chance).

Alas, Latte forgot who her opponent is! As the master of the tower of magic, of course, Arwin will be immune even to deadliest charm spell ever was. Too bad, but don't be sad Latte, it's not your fault, it's just bunny that's abnormal, that's all, feel free to beam us again with your lethal charm spell! (.......are we serious?) (what? you want us to chant SPELLFIGHT! SPELLFIGHT! instead?) (hey, actually, don't you think charm spell fighting between Latte and Arwin will be a interesting?) (yeah, but Latte is not a magician) (and she'll lose once Arwin like, leaned *real* close to her face, no mp need to be involved)

Arwin also asking if Latte is sane (hey! that's rich, coming from you bunny!) (but wait, seriously. Latte just saying something about lethal in front of the tower lord, it could be perceived as threat right? uh? maybe? I didn't know what psychopaths thinks *looking around to check pyschopath division* ('well, hell~o there kitty *low whistle and then start serenading in garbled italian while kitty looks in disgust*) (....forget it, we don't know that shameful creature *nod nod* okay, let's just move on)

anyway, psychopath bunny half-joking (or maybe not, we can't tell) that being in those fools presence seemingly making Latte even crazier and should he *takes care* of them? and by *takes care* he meant kill, as in outrightly says it, because he's the master of magic tower and didn't give a fuck about police.

Latte, though not really right in the head herself (sometimes) but definitely know which one of them is crazier and immediately call it! and also immediately shutting herself up, because reminding a psychopath that he's a psychopath is never a good move. Fortunately (or unfortunately for those who still want a date chapter) in-walked another third wheel-Arobrock.

/by the way, just a quick review on dis pair progress: + Arwin no longer attempt to get into Latte's face (learned the safe distance) + Latte, no longer defer herself as court clown (must appease the sireeeee, if wanna liveeee). She can be the clown at her own pace now, tyvm. (well, she got that super rare 'won't kill you' card) //

Anyway, Arobrock mentioning his surprise that Arwin back so early since he's usually spending his sweet, sweet time pummeling the irritation, so why? Arwin is like, "eh, I feel like it" *steal glance to Latte*

Arwin-Arobrock freely talking about their threatening other country so casually. And the conversation so casually devolves into murder plan. Particularly Arwin mentioned that since he had give the koi country a nice reminder ('I let you go this time with compensation money, but next time, your head will flies off’) - so if the kois still dare to came next time, Arobrock should just kill them by himself *If we’re in gangster movies, this must be where the FBI wiretapper pumps out their fist and shout in joy that they got the murder plan confession on tape or something*

By the way, just for recap: Two kois came to the tower with their guards and wrecking about. The tower owner returned, extremely displeased and delivered them back with a warning and demand for reparation. If we thought Tower as independent nation, it'll be like, Vatican? it's small, and located within another country, but have their own government. To fucking attack it  = declaring war on another country = reparation needed. Honestly, why does princes keep making mistakes like this, do they think Tower as some kind of cheap bar where they can flaunt 'don't you know who I am? I'm a prince!" *gets slapped and then the owner morph to a dragon who breathes fire/pummeling the king or whomever it is until they agree to give compensation*

BTW, why the wizards seemingly like money? well, since they only have small land (only the tower and its surrounding?) they probably didn't have any resources except their wizardly selves (and various magical objects/potions/artifacts they make). It's not like they can tax all the wizards in the world......? actually, that would be....no no no, it's still hard to do, magicians are spread far and wide all across the continents (they're too snobbish to get along together in same place?) but since they're magicians, they are UNDER the tower's administration and jurisdiction. So theoritically, if the Tower Lord issuing command that all magicians gets into war with country A, they must serve? Well, *theoritically* but since magicians are prideful snobbish bunch, they might get 'huuuh? never heard you before in my life and now you told me to kneel and heel? want to taste my fireball?'-> which I think this is why the Tower Lord's seat is only for the strongest - so if it comes to it, the tower lord can just burn that rogue mage with his *stronger* fireball and carry on the plan without any more hitch. see Arwin's laughing face as the tower cower in fear here? It make a good motivational reminder poster.

............but it's kinda makes a question why does the Tower just let the koi princes makes a mess in the first place. and Arobrock just answers that with a money sign.

[bayside-smoking-blues]

So, can you tell how would go Lesbians!JyuJiro, Fem!Jyuto x Jiro and Jyuto x fem!Jiro 🤔

Yep! It’s gonna be kinda long (lol, "kinda”) so I’ll put it under the cut!

Lesbians!JyuJiro

Jyuko (how I’ll call fem!Jyuto) would be a real femme fatale. The kind of woman who rocks suits with a skirt and high heels. Her boobs aren’t so big, but have a beautiful shape and she knows how to dress in a way that values them without being inappropriate for her work. Her glasses give her an intelectual look that only makes her more attractive.

Fem!Jiro is a tomboy, she likes to dress more masculine clothes, one or two sizes bigger than hers, and is sometimes mistaken for a boy. She’s a beautiful girl tho, and she caught Jyuko’s eyes from the beginning.

The first time they met was bc Jiro was sent to the police station for hitting some guys who were assaulting her. She deffended herself as she could, hitting them with her bag (that was full of books) and two of them ended up in the hospital. When she was sent to the station, Jyuko asked what happened, and after hearing her story she smirked and said that she wouldn’t stain her record bc Jiro didn’t do anything wrong, neither she would call her parents. She told Jiro she could leave, and also said “I like girls who can take care of themselves,” and that was it, if Jiro hadn’t fallen for Jyuko yet, now she did.

Jiro started to go to the blocks around the police station only so she could see Jyuko, even if from a distance. Soon Jyuko noticed she had a “stalker” and caught Jiro by surprise one day and called her to go to a Cafe nearby. They talked, and even tho Jiro was nervous at first, they ended up getting alone really well, and exchanged their contacts so they could talk through line. They started dating not too long after.

Jyuko treated Jiro like a princess despite her looking more like a prince. She didn’t get tired of teasing her tho, and she loved to make her blush. Jiro couldn’t believe she was dating an older woman, and someone as gorgeous as Jyuko. Saburo would mock her, saying she had a mother complex, but Ichiro was supportive of her relationship bc he trusted Jyuko to be a decent person especially after helping Jiro in the first time they met. (no, he didn’t know she was a corrupt cop, only that she was a cop)

Like with my JyuJiro hc, Jyuko would also wait for Jiro to be 18 before getting sexual with her, no matter how many times Jiro told her she was ready before that. 

They couldn’t see each other much during weekdays bc of Jyuko’s work and Jiro’s school, but they would have dates every weekend.

fem!Jyuto/Jiro

When Jiro saw Jyuko for the first time it was love at first sight. He had never seen a woman so gorgeous before. He knew he was too young, was sure that someone like her would never want to be with a brat like him, but he couldn’t give up without trying… or at least could do something to be able to see her more often.

He purposefully graffited a wall near the police station, so he would be sent there and could see her. It worked. And when she was talking to him he could barely “hear” her words bc he was too busy focusing on the sound of her voice, and admiring how beautiful she was. Until she finally told him that she would call the one responsible for him. Panicking with the idea of Ichiro knowing what he did he soon changed his attitude and begged her to not do that. She smirked to him and he feel threatened but also like he was gonna have a boner in the middle of the station. She started talking again. “Okay boy, listen. It was your first offense so I’ll let you go for today, but under one condition: you’re gonna be my personal assistent for the week.”

He couldn’t believe how lucky he was. He would “work” for Jyuko for a week, doing odd jobs and easy stuff like bringing her coffee and keeping her office tidy. During that time they would talk a lot, and Jyuko decided she liked that boy. A lot. She started to tease him too, and say things like “such a handsome boy like you must have a girlfriend, right? No? The girls in your school are so blind…” and would love to see how Jiro would get embarrassed.

After the end of that week, Jiro confessed to her, and told her he only did what he did bc he wanted to see her. She thought he was adorable, and gave him a kiss on the cheek. “Come look for me after you graduate,” she said. 

And one year later he showed up at the station offering her the second button of his uniform and asking her out for a date. She accepted, and they started dating.

Jyuto/fem!Jiro

Jyuto despised guys who would “go out” with high school girls bc of their perversions. Dirty motherfuckers should be alone rotting in jail. So he felt really bad with himself, and compared himself with those dirty assholes, when he noticed he had fallen for the young Jiro, a tomboy girl he saved from an armed robbery once, and that continued to come back to the station from time to time for no reason other than to see him. Of course, she didn’t tell him that, she came with excuses like “someone stole my ID” and “I saw a guy drawing on the wall,”, but Jyuto could see in her heterochromatic eyes that she was there for him.

He thought it was cute, and when she started talking to him about random subjects he would talk to her too, thinking there was nothing wrong with letting a girl in love spend some time with the object of her desire, nothing could go wrong with that. He even accepted her invitation to go grab some coffee in the Cafe nearby.

Until he noticed he was getting infatuated too.

After that he started to avoid her, be more dry to her. When she finally confronted him with an angry face, asking what she did wrong and why he disliked her so much, he told her that it was the contrary. He liked her too much, but it would be wrong to be with her. She jumped on him, hugging him tightly and didn’t let him go until he hugged her back. She didn’t care if it was wrong, she loved him and wanted to be with him, and if he felt the same there was no reason for them not to date. Screw what the world would think. Jyuto smiled sadly, thinking how naively beautiful youth was, a time they could believe in love wins all. He withdrew from her and told her he would rather continue having the kind of relationship they had, something akin to a friendship, but they could meet on the weekends, go on a few dates, but he swore he wouldn’t touch her until she was 18. She accepted his condition and jumped on him again, and asked him for a kiss. He was afraid to kiss her, he thought it would feel wrong, but it felt right, he was sure he loved her now.

They started dating and Jyuto went to her house to talk to her older brother, to explain his intentions. Ichiro wasn’t so happy to have her precious younger sister with an older guy, and made it clear that if he hurt her, he would kill him. Jyuto assured Ichiro that he would never harm Jiro, with Jiro yelling from the other room that if Jyuto dared to hurt her she would kick him in the balls bc she can defend herself without her brother’s help, thank you very much.

Jyuto chuckled. He really loved Jiro’s strong personality.

[myrealityloveaffair]

The Real World: Bad Blood

Season 32: Episode 7 & 8 & 9 & 10 & 11 & 12

Review

EXIT after EXIT after EXIT

How it all ends

Theo :“Do you know what it’s like to wake up every morning with a hard ass boner?”

hmmmmm this sounds like the either coming together of a kingdom, or the queen turning mad.

Lets visit this real world sh#t storm

BTW I doubt they would air a guy jerking off, but then again... they did show Jordan being dry humped by the boogeyman (Mike)

Theo and mad queen Tyara had an undefined relationship that they blamed on each other......cute

How does Tyara go about the trials and tribulations of a relationship. A relationship specifically built on talking in circles and casual ass grabs?

Tyara: “My guy, that I was dancing on, he was a professional soccer player”

Really b#tch? you are semi cheating on a ya man with a professional athlete.... aka that dream that was ripped from your man #Trauma aka what ya man has been crying about the whole time while filming on The Real World #DIED

Theo: “She is friend-zoning me”

She’s friend-zoning the kingdom, fam

Tyara I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! Girl wtf?!

Theo: “She can bring buddy back, she can f##k him right next to me, Imma wake up, give him a high five and tell him pound harder”

LMAO Their history be like:

Theo&Tyara: We like each other Tyara: You gonna be the one that rides me no one else Theo: So are we something or nah Tyara: THAT IS WHAT I ASKED YOU! Tyara: *sees pro athlete, lets him ride her in front of Theo* Theo: ummm what is this? Tyara: nah, it seems like that..and it is..but nah. Hold up that’s my other man  Theo: bruh Tyara: WHAT MF?! Theo: BUT WHAT ABOUT US?! Tyara: THAT IS WHAT I SAID!!! Theo&Tyara: Well if he/she is moving so am I !!!

good times

No hard feelings right?

Dang bitter again

LMAO

Dammit Gio stick to your show.

I wonder how Tyara feels about Theo

BTW Mad Queen Tyara illegitimate pregnancy is no more... not sure what happened... don’t care

The shade the crew had tho.... lmao

Did anyone catch this?:

Sooooo.... she doesn’t know for sure?

anyway what’s Theo’s take on this?

THEO WASN’T SUPPOSE TO MUTHAF##KIN LEAVE!!! It wasn’t suppose to be like this!!! 

Theo and F##kBoy Kassius couldn’t live under the same roof anymore, keeping both would have been a safety liability.

I guess production thought that F##kBoy Kassius would bring more drama to the show. 

F##kBoy Kassius, did Orlana dirty tho. 

According to F##kBoy Kassius this was all in the name of friendship

F##kBoy Kassius: “Obviously she was making it out to be something that it wasn’t” 

OMG yass F##kBoy Kassius,  deny,  blame, and deny again. Sounds a little familiar *cough*

Look there is no smooth way of bringing up..... *barfs*..... *barfs some more*

Peter: “Mike’s Mike. I know how he his. You know he tells people stories, and it would be like half true half not true and you know... do I believe it, probably not”

Mike: ”Black guys love that sh#t? I bet. You guys can rub coconut oil on your ashy-ass skin together”

His lengthy ass periscope on his controversial comments 

Queenith CeeJai blesses scumbag Mike with a tweet.... little does she know

Mike bolted off the show (for the second time in his reality tv career), WITH Peter’s shoes

so that’s how he stole $2000 dollars lmaooo

Well he just left single......

Wait...

YES GURL ME TOO

So it turns out, Jordan KNEW about Tori. It was confirmed on the After Show (Finally they made some use to it). They were playing a game called “Who’s Side Piece Is This?” This was Mike’s:

Jordan..... NO

But damn, Mike dropped her and everything like a hot rock

Jordan: “He told me he was following in love with me, like, three days ago”

hmmmm sounds familiar ....

Speaking of affairs....

Jenn’s boyfriend Travis: “I hope this 5 seconds of fame was worth it”

LMFAOOOO 

So Jenn cheated on her boyfriend with *rolls eyes* Peter. The same dude that violently screams at her and hits objects....but what for? 

Peter: “I clearly hate Anna... and I feel like Jenn has to stop talking to Anna...” whine whine whine ugh #paranoia 

The shade the production crew threw at Peter was ... art. He had such bad editing... or is that just the way he is?  

Anna: “All we hear is Peter screaming. The entire house is upset.”

Mike: “pete does this and he’s been doing this for years. He meets a girl that he finds attractive and if the girl finds him attractive at the same time, it’s like balls to the wall 100 mph... you think this is a one time thing?  this is the first step to the process. The second step is when she comes out with us and we get there he is going to sit there and if like one look to like another dude and that’s when sh#t is going to go off...”

Peter: “I wasn’t even yelling, it’s not even yelling. Listen you wanna see me yell? I’ll scream”

Um .... Jenn.... I don’t know about this one....

Jenn: “The problem is, like, the fact that like no one f%%king knows what I’ve been through, I have been through an abusive relationship...” 

*cough* According to statistics, if you find yourself in an abusive relationship, you might wind up in another one, consciously or subconsciously.*cough* 

This behavior is down right demented... Imagine how Anna felt when PeterTheScreamer randomly asks to talk to her alone...

LMAO this passive agressive b###h!! Of course Peter wants to take control of Jenn’s situation *cough*

If she said more she would be feeling the wrath of PeterTheScreamer #Props 

Oh she Peter now huh?

here is a rare moment: Robbie being honest about how he feels about people... nice

Jenn: “I gave you guys the benefit of the doubt. Peter was pissed at me that night and the reason why he was yelling at me is because he can’t stand you two, that’s why he was yelling at me”

I mean.... I don’t think there is any good reason why he should be abusive towards you but.....  

same.... same

There is no other way to handle this trash ass situation, tbh

Katrina: “Peter is just crazy, he like he just so annoying... and he is blowing something so little out of proportion he’s not a man he should not be in a relationship he needs to get help”

LMAO She legit ditched him and he got so mad.... they live together....  #Psycho

I wish I could say Jenn Peter came to her his senses

TIME FOR COMBAT

Peter: “STFU WITH YOUR FAKE ASS TITTIES”

Production: “What are you trying to accomplish by commenting on her boobs?”

YASSSSS PRODUCTION CALL HIS ASS OUT!!!!!!!! DRAG HIM

Orlana: “Peter looked like he was about to fight them, like He got very close”

Production: “We have decided to send you home and end your experience in Seattle the punch to the refrigerator and the punching of walls are demonstrations of angry outbursts u have had in the past. You were told by Matt that those sort of aggressive outbursts could not be tolerated you agreed and told him that these sort of incidents would not happen again. Last Sunday your behavior was hostile intimidating and was the spark that led the fight between Jenn and Anna. You pushed Jenn away several times in an effort to get her to stop restraining you. After the altercation between Jenn and Anna you physically imposed security and you got into Anna’s face in an imposing and physically threatening way. You antagonized Anna. Due to your continued instigation and hostile behavior with your roommates you are being sent home tonight you must leave the house by 8 pm.” 

LMAOOOOOO YASSSSSSSSS YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

“you good?  any last words? you sure? its your last moment?”

Prince charming storms away hoping to rescue his long lost lover, trapped in his enemies lair....

Peter: “she doesn’t think like us dude, she is dumb....“

Peter: “If i wasn’t with her, i would probably fight Robbie... just because”

Damn .... no allies 

Mike: “She’s not that hot”

Peter asks.... haha yeah right, not with them demonic eyes. Peter tells Jenn...

Peter: “I need you to leave with me” Jenn: “That’s not fair Peter” Peter: “I don’t care”

Oddly enough this PeterTheScreamer session wasn’t started by Anna-Katrina or Jenn. The night was .... dare I say... instigated.... but by whom?

None of this would have ever have happened if he just stuck with his act of “Everybody is cool with Robbie persona” 

Robbie: ““Domestic abuse verbal.” Who could be Googling that?”

Why does he have animosity towards that stack sisters?

Robbie: “....Every night? separating yourself from the group?”

but nah that wasn’t the real issue... the real issue?

Robbie: “Honestly I am a little annoyed about this... I wanted everyone to enjoy”

They Betrayed Robbie’s MEATBALLS

Robbie does have a mean streak, this is the same guy that burned all of his ex-gf’s (Jenn) belongings and sent her a video of it .... like bruh you were the one that missed the single life not her

Robbie could have been... dare I say... a production puppet. After all he was the only one that got filmed at the end for his arrival at home

Little moments from this terrible show about 7 (or more) strangers:

Peter’s removal from the house:

The house banding together against racial inequalities:

Will and his... issue: 

Will: “Yo, could you grab me some toilet paper”

Dueling cousins, dueling on literally everything:

UPDATES

MTV did their after the show update here . Tyara declined (or wasn’t asked) for an after-real-world-update. Maybe she was bitter about MTV outing her pregnancy... perhaps she had more in common to Theo than we thought. It’s safe to say her ass ain’t coming back to mtv. 

Theo and Whats-Her-Face-Anika competed on “The Challenge: Invasion Of The Champs”. You blink and they are gone. 

TORI FINALLY SPILLS THE TEA

“Are You The One” after show of season 5 episode 6

“The Aftermatch: No Bro-Code”

Tori: “So Mike went on another reality show called the real world, and he cheated on me with a girl named Jordan, who was also on the show, and obviously that aired, and then that blew up our relationship, and I found out and now Mike, and I absolutely don’t talk. I have a restraining order against him, and it ended really bad... and it was the worse mistake of my life”

RIP: To all the beefs, pranks, and funny times MTV felt compelled to edit out -_-