#he’s the gayest man Rex knows he’s so confused

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Rex: ‘Cody came home drunk from the club last night with like six tookas… where did he get all that pussy game?’

Cody: *sleeping in a bunk with 5 cats and General Kenobi all trying to smother him to death*

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Okay this is the last one(cause it’s the last one I can think of), rank every main villain from straightest to gayest. And by main villain I mean characters like Pegasus or Don thousand.

1. Gozaburo is def straight and homophobic, fuck that dude

2. Uhhh Leo is also really fucking straight. He had a wife for how many years only to say “this is not my beautiful house; this is not my beautiful wife” and ditch them for his dead daughter. like. do you just fucking hate them or or do you legit not know how to move on. I hate you. learn to write poetry and move on

3. Divine die (not as big a big bad so higher, but that doesn’t make him gayer)

4. I don’t think Lightning thought about his sexuality that hard.

5. Byron Arclight could be straight, but he could have also had his sons through other means. It’s weird they never even drop implication if they had a mom. Considering Michael’s laundry list of emotional trauma, not including it is a surprise.

6. Don Thousand was never shown to be either way but I want to think he’s gay for me

7. Is Rex Godwin ever implied to be straight? He can be gay too

8. Zarc confuses me because he has no romantic interests (from what I’ve seen and I really can’t pretend getting his ass kicked by a girl is shipping fodder y’all crazy) but he managed to make some of the gayest people ever

9. Pegasus is bi (so much for the homosexual sterotypes huh, he had a wife)

10. Malik is probably gay

11. Mr. Heartland is the most flamboyant straight man I’ve ever seen if he’s not gay

12. It I may be controversial, but I think Saio was gay.

13. Vector is so gay, he doesn’t even know what straight people are (but if they’re all like Tetsuo, a known cishet, he might go ape on em)

14. Ai is GAY he is in LOVE with Yuusaku, give me a SINGLE reason he’s not