#he’s the fuckass cat from pokemon. you love him

[fredersen]

genuinely i don’t think any fictional character fits the description of “fuckass cat” better than meowth

[hopes-peak-postal-company]

Hello Mod Akane, can i get a matchup for Danganronpa? [THH, SDR2, V3 for each game] One Punch Man, Kakegurui and Arcane [if possible ddlc as well]

Preference: Any

🕸️ ; PERSONALITY — My personality is basically a brazilian on crack, I'm very loud and chaotic. I alternate between being clever and walking headfirst into a brick wall, I'm also very oblivious and blunt, you'll have to explain something to me at least 10 times again if i don't understand, i also like to make jokes, and puns sometimes! In general i just adore making jokes and getting a good laugh. I am just a crackhead. Speaking of crackhead, my humor is extremely broken; I'll laugh at anything ranging from the most chaotic thing (examples: a goddamn picture of an m&m, a horse with high heels, a piece of bread falling, the word balls, someone flying, literally an image of a tree with music) honestly anything ranging from just that will make me wheeze like my lungs just exploded, I'll be laughing like a deranged fox. I am seen as pretty chill, I'm honestly a happy-go-lucky person and I can socialize with everyone, i have a habit of cursing and invent the most absurd sounding curse words my favorite ones are “you blithering feculent shithole” “What in the name of sweet dong tickling horse fuck?!” “bunch of putrid douchesquatting cretins” “you shitsmearing fuckass” and finally “how can you be such a fucksquatting pain in the waste chute” i also have a knightly persona and act like a knight despite my use of constant profanity. 'Tis but the truest way of the knight! Any chance i get to act like a knight, I'll take it. if I'm in the presence of an animal and you're talking to me? I'll pay more attention to the animal. I usually miss major signs due to me being an oblivious asswhiffer. i also have a habit of usually just agreeing on anything and never really taking action, just obeying orders lol- i basically act like an actual knight to their queen/king. 😭

🏹 ; AFFECTION — I love making "fun" of people.. in a loving way. like I'll say something that's like “Hi there little stinky baby!” In a high pitched voiced to someone i find stinky [mean demeanor or just tsundere behavior] basically like how cat owners talk to their cats, if they mess up a word I'll also mimic them in the same high pitched tone while rubbing their face and lightly squeezing it adding a “you're so cute! Such a cutie!” everytime, if I'm far away; I'll be giggling and doing squeezey hands. I also love cuddling! I love being the little spoon despite being tall. I love drawing my partner in a cute art style! Only way to describe my love language is basically affectionate teasing. I'm very clingy too-

⚔️ ; HOBBIES — drawing,reading, i also like collecting pokemon cards and playing against people, studying arachnology, cracking my bones- like how people crack their fists, i do that except with every bone in my body, [ankles,shoulders,neck,fingers you name it.] Acting like a knight,or just whatever randomness my dumb fuckass of a brain can come up with

[EXTRA] I really like spiders! They actually don't scare me at all, in fact when i see one i pet them using my finger and let them crawl on my hand. I actually have a pet spider too! His name's Bobby and he's a tarantula! His species name is Arizona Blonde! He's very friendly actually

I see constant hallucinations of just generally terrifying things most of the time but I've gotten used to it so if my partner will see me flipping off the air or trying to fight absolutely nothing, it's a normal occurrence.

@sorrowsofcryptid

This took me awhile, but it’s finally finished.

Your Danganronpa Trigger Happy Havoc matchup is….

Yasuhiro Hagakure:

* You being naturally chaotic and him being unintentionally chaotic makes for a dysfunctional duo, but really fun at the same time

* The two of you are constantly getting into fun antics that he accidentally causes most of the time

* Luckily you can be clever sometimes and it gives Yasuhiro some stability and even rubs off on him, but when your crashing into brick walls, congratulations that has now become a couple activity

* He doesn’t know what’s been said half the time himself, so he won’t be able to explain stuff to you and if he does most of it is probably wrong

* Will laugh at all your jokes and puns even if he doesn’t always get them, so after a very long laughing fit he goes “Uh s/o, I don’t get it”

* He has broken humour as well, so whenever you find a picture that isn’t even that funny he’s laughing like a deranged fox with you

* When you create new curse words he thinks they sound cool and actually says some of them during arguments

* He even gets inspired by you and creates some of his own

* You should actually get a reward from how much you have acted like a knight for him because he is constantly getting into sticky situations that you will have to save him from

* He never asks you for things though, he just gets into trouble a lot making the knight side of you want to help him out

* You even end up in some of the situations with him

* Because you mindlessly agreed to join him on his next journey to this sketchy location he wads told to come too

* When you make fun of him at first he acts all offended saying how mean that is, but he eases into it once you tell him it’s just a joke

* He’s not very good at coming up with comebacks though some of his attempts are quite humorous

* Will cuddle with you, but he secretly likes to be the little spoon, but he doesn’t mind being the big spoon, especially if it makes you happier

* If you hand him a cute picture you drew of him he thinks your handing him a napkin at first, so wipes his mouth with it, but when you tell him it’s a picture you drew of him he is flattered

* So he unscrambles the piece of paper and puts it in his pocket, so he can always look at it whenever he wants to, so long as he doesn’t forget it’s there that is

* When he first caught you cracking your bones he thought you had some disease and ran away from you because he doesn’t want his bones to make that noise

* Even when you explain to him that it’s a normal thing to do he still gets uneasy when he hears your bones crack

* He doesn’t really like reading or studying, but he will happily play Pokémon card games with you even if he forgets the rules alot

* He is actually really scared of Bobby he almost thew him across the room when he held him for the first time

* He is on friendly terms with Bobby now though even if he still sometimes gets scared of him

* When he first caught you swatting the air and you said you hallucinated a ghost he thought there was actually one there and started shouting “A ghost, where?”

* The two of you end up running around the room together not stopping until you both crash into each other

* Overall, you and Yasuhiro are an amazing couple even if the two of you both seem dysfunctional to other people you’re not, well maybe sometimes the two of you are.

Your Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair matchup is….

Sonia Nevermind:

* Your chaotic and loud energy is what draws her to you at first since you stand out from everyone else

* The two of you are probably on the same level of intelligence and that makes for some nice conversations

* Whenever you crash into a wall she is quick to help you up and get Mikan to check and treat any injury you may have received

* She is very patient and explains everything to you again in the same amount of detail each time you ask her to repeat it

* Sonia’s oblivious sometimes too, so the two of you have that in common with each other

* She doesn’t get very many of your jokes and puns, but once you explain them too her she starts to laugh and with time she eventually gets all of your jokes with an explanation no longer being needed

* When you start laughing at random pictures she analyses them trying to figure out what makes them, so funny to you, you end up telling her nothing is that funny about them your humour is just broken

* The both of you are happy people and can socialise with anyone, so the two of you attend a lot of events together since you both get invited a lot

* Some of the swear words you makeup she thinks are actual words used by everyone that lives here, so she constantly uses them in different situations

* She is used to having knights and servants since she is royalty, so she tells you to refrain from giving her your knightly service

* But she does like it occasionally if you do end up giving her your knight treatment only in small amounts though

* When you say a mean joke to her she doesn’t really take it as mean, so your going to have to do better

* Sonia also unintentionally insults you, so you definitely have to try harder to insult her

* Loves your cute drawings you do of her and will hang them up in her room in the palace and another one in wherever she is staying at the moment

* She doesn’t mind being the big spoon when the two of you cuddle and actually enjoys being in that position, since it’s nice to feel like she is protecting someone for once because she is usually the person being protected

* Will read with you and she has access to hard to get books that she will lend to you if you want to read them

* She really enjoys it when you teach her how to play Pokémon card games and gets really good at the games

* Sonia will also listen to you rant about arachnology all you want

* Is fascinated by how you crack your muscles and tries to do it herself

* She finds Bobby really cool and is really good with him since Gundham taught her how to properly care for spiders

* If you get an hallucination she will be worried not knowing why it is happening to you, but she eventually gets used to these hallucinations of yours and is fascinated by them since she has an interest in horror and the occult

* Overall, an amazing relationship and you really help her to grow and to experience new things that she has always been sheltered from when growing up as royalty.

Your Danganronpa V3 Killing Harmony matchup is….

Kokichi Ouma:

* Matches your energy perfectly the two of you always annoy the others with how loud the two of you are when with each other

* He does love that you are clever, but he loves your dumb side even more

* He finds it funny when you crash into walls, but he will help you stand back up and lays you down somewhere if you start to lose consciousness

* He doesn’t get annoyed when having to constantly explain stuff to you he’s happy to do so

* But don’t always take his explanation word for word since he might exaggerate some elements

* The two of you are constantly making jokes together and spend dates writing new material

* He laughs at majority of your jokes and puns, but if you make a bad one he gives you a sarcastic “wow that was a really bad one s/o!”

* But most of the time he finds your jokes and puns funny and laughs a lot

* Since your humour is broken he constantly shows you memes to make you laugh and sometimes at inappropriate times

* Such as when your talking to someone he will hold up a random picture behind that person and watch as you start laughing manically between sentences

* He finds some of the swear words you make up funny and constantly references some of them in situations with other people

* Saying things like “In Y/n’s words you are a shitsmearing fuckass”

* He likes how you act as a knight to him because it feels nice to have someone looking out for him, but he won’t admit that to you, so instead he gets you to do meaningless tasks for him as a joke and will also tease you about your knightly behaviour

*Due to how sociable and chill you are a lot of people are friends with you, so he gets invited to more things by being associated with you since he’s your boyfriend after all

*You also might end up signing up for days of pranking other people with how you mindlessly say you will do things and him asking for a prank day with you is no exception

* The two of you have a lot of banter with each other and some people think the two of you are serious when you spew insults at each other

* Now Kokichi will be the big spoon for you when the two of you cuddle, but he does like to be the little spoon sometimes

* So your going to have to switch occasionally

* Loves looking at your Pokémon collection and will happily play with you

* Will also pester you to draw him when he finds out your good at it because who wouldn’t want a picture of the ultimate supreme leader hanging in their room

* If you draw him in a cute way he will say you should draw him more intimidatingly since this doesn’t represent his menacing persona correctly, he still hangs the picture in his room though

* He finds your bone cracking satisfying and pulls on your fingers sometimes just to hear that cracking sound

* Becomes friends with your pet spider Bobby and puts him on his shoulder

* Will also chase people with him since it’s funny watching them run away screaming in fear of the spider

* Overall, you and Kokichi are a very chaotic duo and your personalities mesh really well with each other at the expense of other people being scared of what mischievous antics you guys come up with next.

Your Kakegurui matchup is….

Runa Yomozuki:

* The two of you are absolutely chaotic with each other much to the other student council members annoyance

* The two of you are usually the loudest in a room and no one will dare tell you to shut up due to Runa’s status in the school

* Likes that you are smart because she would get a bit annoyed if you had low brain cells all of the time

* But when you crash into walls she finds it funny and when she hears a loud bang she looks up from her game and bursts out laughing when she sees you holding your head

* She may tease you at first about how you should of listened, but she will explain whatever was said to you again

* You may think she doesn’t listen to what people say, but she does and just tends to pretend she never heard it if she’s not interested in what is being said

* She laughs at your jokes and puns depending what they are about if it’s a joke about someone she knows or a pun on something she loves she’s going to start laughing with you

* But any other category it is a hit or Miss for her

* She doesn’t understand how you can find random things funny, but your deranged fox laugh is contagious and causes her to start laughing with you

* Some of the swear words you have made up start to rub off on her and if she ever rages during a video game she unintentionally starts shouting them out

* Will take advantage of your knightly persona and lack of thinking before doing actions to make you get her some more lollipops or her Nintendo switch charger

* She might feel a little guilty if she feels she has made you do too much, but she just really loves it

* Runa is really good at taking the insults you say to make fun of her and always has a witty one liner prepared to say back to you

* She is actually really brutal with some of her insults luckily the both of you have a good back bone

* When you tell her how cute she is as an insult she would usually eat that up, but since your saying it to mock her she gets moody and starts to pout before saying something to insult you

* You may like being the little spoon, but it’s non negotiable that she must be it instead

* But she will let you be it if you buy her some lollipops

* Loves it when you draw cute pictures of her since you really capture her image

* While you read she will rest her head on your shoulder while playing one of her video games

* She prefers dealing out cards than playing with them, so she doesn’t really play Pokémon card games with you, but will watch all the matches you have with other people

* The two of you often click your knuckles together since Runa’s fingers get tense from holding a device all day

* Runa has grown fond of Bobby and you will often find him resting on her shoulder and she definitely brings him close to people if she finds out there scared of him, but if it becomes too much for Bobby she will move him away from the people and hand him back to you

* Is shocked at first when she witnesses your first hallucination, but overtime gets used to it and just ignores then unless they get too bad to ignore

* Overall, your relationship with Runa is really nice you both balance each other out and you’re pretty similar even if Runa is slightly calmer than you are in certain areas.

Your Arcane matchup is….

Jinx:

* The two of you are very chaotic together much too Silco’s annoyance he always tries to separate the two of you because you both are too noisy for him to function properly, but Jinx convinces him to let you two be together for everything

* Since your clever your able to help Jinx in preparing some of her new gadgets

* When you crash into a wall Jinx starts manically laughing and then pulls you up to sit next to her

* She doesn’t mind explaining things to you again, but after explaining it again the first few times she might lose track and move on to talking about something entirely different

* She likes to make puns too, so the two of you collaborate on making them and finish each others puns

* She also laughs at all your jokes since she finds them funny and if you tell a joke in a meeting she lets out a really loud laugh, so try to refrain from telling them then

* The two of you are practically twins when it comes to humour since her humour is broken as well, but while you laugh at more stupid things she’s laughing at more gruesome things

* You being able to socialise with anyone really helped you in communicating with Jinx and you being pretty chill as well helped you to not get scared of her unusual personality

* Copies most of the new swear words you make since they are quite catchy and creates bombs with the swear words you made written on as a design or she makes the smoke spell them out when it explodes

* Not many people have tried to protect her in a long time, so when you come in with your knightly persona she doesn’t no how to act

* She will probably push you aside while she does the thing herself or acts all giddy about it and jokingly plays along

* You need to work on your trait of just mindlessly agreeing with anything because Jinx asks you to do some very crazy and illegal plans, so if you don’t want to get wrapped up in them you better learn how to say no quickly

* Yeah when you first make fun of her she thinks your serious, so replies with a really hurtful insult back, but she understands when you explain to her why you said it

* From then on she will jokingly insult you back, but she does still go too far sometimes

* Now it’s good that you like being the little spoon because Jinx has to hold you at night really tight because she’s scared your going to leave her and doing this just reassures her that you won’t be leaving any time soon

* Once she starts to trust you more in the relationship she may have a go at being the little spoon, but there’s still a long way to go before that happens

* When you draw her a picture of her in a cute art style she doesn’t think it’s for her at first and double checks with you once she is 100% sure it’s for her she hangs it up in her workshop staring and stroking at it often throughout the day

* Whenever your reading something Jinx will pop over your shoulder and read a few lines before getting bored, but she still asks you after what the books plot was about

* Will play Pokémon card games with you and ends up accidentally throwing them when she loses you have to tell her to be more careful since they are collectors items

* When the two of you draw together you will be drawing some nice art, but Jinx will either be sketching a new invention design or drawing random scribbles all over the piece of paper you gave her

* When she catches you cracking your bones she decides to make you a machine that will do it for you to make your life easier be careful though since it ties you into a knot if it malfunctions

* She really likes Bobby and can often be found feeding and petting him

* She even made him a little hat and bow tie to wear

* She can relate to you on the always seeing hallucinations part accept hers are more trauma related, so you will have to do a lot of comforting and reassuring when hers get extremely bad and she will do the same for you

* When you first tell her it’s ghosts your hallucinating she gets the vacuum out ready to exterminate them for you

* Overall, Jinx maybe really intense and a wild card, but your relationship with her works well and you wouldn’t trade what you have with her for the entire world.

Your One Punch Man matchup is….

Garou:

* He doesn’t mind your loud nature and actually comes to enjoy it

* However, he will cover your mouth with his hands when he senses a hero nearby, so don’t get alarmed when you feel something stopping your speech

* He does ask you for your opinion on some of his strategies since your really clever and he could use another opinion in case he missed something out

* When you crash into a wall the first time Garou instantly helps you up and laughs later when he reimagines the memory of it

* But from that day forward whenever you were about to crash into a wall Garou would quickly grab you to stop that from happening because in his words he doesn’t have time to take care of your injuries all the time, but in reality he really just doesn’t like seeing you get hurt

* He will explain any plans he makes with you again because he wants to make sure you understand it and so you don’t mess it up because if you know exactly what to do you can’t get yourself into any danger since he might not be able to save you when that happens, but he obviously tries his best too

* Laughs at very few of your jokes and puns it’s not because he doesn’t think your funny it’s just he doesn’t find a lot of things funny

* Although if he’s in a fight and he’s winning and you make some pun on that or a joke at the heroes expense he’s full on laughing like a mad man

* Speaking of him not laughing at everything he may not, but you do and when you laugh at some random unfunny picture you found online he just slaps his hand onto his face and shakes his head while slowly shutting the computer and tries to find you some real comedy to laugh at

* Your ability to socialise and your chill persona was what helped you approach him because not many people would and when they do they usually get scared if there not a hero or a kid, he admires that about you

* He does find the swear words you makeup fairly amusing and when you say them and someone ends up getting confused he enjoys that even more

* In impossible situations when he’s cornered by heroes or a fight is taking longer than he thought it would he unintentionally says some of your swear words in his head showing off his annoyance

* You don’t really get the chance to act like a knight with him since he is capable of taking care of himself

* But there are a few moments when you are his knight in shining armour, such as when he gets injured you treat all his wounds stopping him from getting them infected, which would be very bad

* He likes that you don’t fight him on certain things, especially if they involve your safety and just mindlessly listen to him since it makes his life easier

* Whenever you jokingly insult him he never takes it to heart and just lets out an oh yeah and taunts you right back

* No one ever really crosses a line and it makes for some really good banter between the two of you

* He is always the big spoon anyway without you even having to ask since he likes to have you in his arms, so he can quickly manoeuvre you out of the way if something bad happens or someone attacks the two of you in his sleep

* When you hand him a cute picture you drew of him he tells you he’s not cute and no one will find him intimidating in this picture, but he does like it and thanks you for it

* He also keeps it in his pocket to look at whenever he’s on his own and unlike Yasuhiro he’s not as likely to forget that it is there or lose it

* He usually just watches you draw since he’s not very good at it

* But he will read books with you, but his are more guides on hero’s, so he is better prepared when he fights them he will have a read of any books you recommend to him though

* When he’s not busy he is happy to play Pokémon card games with you and he gets quite competitive

* He gets frustrated on how you keep winning though, so he’s going to have to start practicing more

* The two of you crack each others bones for the other person when neither of you can be bothered to do it yourselves even if that is just as much effort it doesn’t feel like it is to the two of you

* He loves Bobby and protects him with his life he won’t let anything happen to that spider

* Garou let’s him crawl along his hand and there’s lots of space because those hands of his are massive

* When he finds you hallucinating a ghost he chops the air trying to fight it off, once you tell him to get used to it since this happens a lot that’s what he does and next time you hallucinate he just sits down and doesn’t get involved, but he still keeps an eye on you to make sure you don’t hurt yourself at all

* Overall, the two of you are an amazing couple even if the guy is known as the hero hunter and doesn’t seem like boyfriend material he has loads of potential that he proves to you time and time again with how nice and gentle he treats you.

Your Doki Doki Literature Club matchup is….

Sayori:

* The two of you are very chaotic together in the literature club and barely get any poem writing done

*When your in clever mode you help Sayori with her school work and with other tasks that she may need help doing

* The amount of times Monika has had to patch you two up for crashing into walls together is unreal

* Sayori is happy to explain things to you as many times as you wish and she never gets annoyed by it because you have to do the same for her sometimes

* She laughs at all of your jokes and puns even if she doesn’t understand some of them

* She also likes to make jokes and puns herself hoping she can make you laugh just as much as you make her

* The two of you often have your own stand up comedy shows in front of each other

* Sometimes inviting the whole gang if your confident enough for that

* Will also laugh at random things with you and the two of you can be found producing uncontrollable laughter together for ages after looking at one single picture

* She loves your happy nature and she hopes your genuine happiness will rub off on her and she looks up to you with how sociable and chill you are wanting to be more like that as well

* Is happy with how creative you are with swear words and tries to make some herself even if hers turn out more PG than yours they are still fun to say

* Your knightly persona comes in handy when dealing with Sayori since she often forgets to do basic things, so your instincts make you help her with doing them which makes her life, so much easier

* Any mean joke you say to her she laughs off knowing that you don’t actually mean it

* She loves any cute pictures you draw of her and hangs them in her bedroom

* When cuddling she likes to be the little spoon because it makes her feel protected, but she wants you to feel like that too, so will happily be the big spoon just for you

* Will draw with you even if her picture will be something she ripped out of a colouring book and coloured in she still enjoys doing this activity with you

* The two of you read together, but she will need a break because her mind starts to wonder off since she struggles to read for long periods of time without taking a bit of a break

* Will also play Pokémon card games with you and gets quite competitive, praises you when you win though

* She finds you cracking your bones awesome and tries to do it herself

* She thinks Bobby is cute and likes to pet him after you show her how too pet him correctly, so Bobby does not get hurt

* Anytime you have a hallucination she cuddles you after it is over to make sure your okay even if you are used to them by now and don’t need it

* Overall, a really loving relationship where both parties treat each other nicely making it a very healthy environment for everyone involved and your relationship with her makes Sayori genuinely happy for the first time in a while.