#he’s such a flaming gay too /lh

[wwindblumee]

Have doth found thyne bitches?

Not yet, my liege.

[analogseeker]

I legitimately want it all

ill probably give some of mine too if that’s fine

putting a read more option for your sake

OHOHOHO OKAY !!! well i already posted my pronoun hcs so thats already out of the way (i have a giant complex polycule but idk if yall r ready for that /lh)

okay so. first of all everyone in danganronpa has adhd i dont care . im right.

sayaka!!!!!

sayaka is bi with a pref towards women, shes def trans too!!!!!!! she likes making metaphors n loves symbolism! she is very good at understanding people !

mukuro!!!!!!!

mukuro is transmasc, theyre still figuring out what he likes but he knows he likes women <3

leon!!!!!!

leon.. leon my beloved. he has adhd you can't tell me otherwise. anyways ! he sings in his freetime and is pretty good at it but they are really embarrassed about it, especially when someone notices and mentions it. leon has fish memory and struggles to remember things, but he can remember random stuff at the worst times !! he has little to none impulse control.

n back on my adhd leon bs but. leon has adhd and only used his baseball talent to get rid of excess energy and then it developed into a hyperfix but the killing game happened so it kinda died down and he hyperfixated on being a musician/singer n stuff

chi!!!!!!!!

okay so. chi is bi n ace n theyre transfem (please no discourse i will only trans their gender more<3) !!!! they play dnd (yasuhiro taught em n they hold dnd nights - its a total disaster)

chihiro collects lalaloopsys and a bit of monster highs because she saw celeste had a collection and was like :0 !!!!! n so celeste gave her one and that's how she started collect monster high dolls

chihiro, miu an celeste meetup and they watched monster high movies also chihiro sleeps with plushies you can't tell me otherwise

taka.. taka..

hes nonbinary (chihiro is transfem, mondo is transmasc n taka is nonbinary they are trans buddies<3) n is gay ?? he doesnt rlly kno but he knows he likes men ! (theyre a flaming homosexual .) he physically cant swear sorrye<3 n uhhh hes neurodivergent idc idc

celeste!!!!!

OHOHO I GOT SO MANY HCS FOR HER.. <3 shes aroace (an alt hc i have is that shes bi!!!!!!!!!!!!) . whenever shes angry or frustrated she stims and sometimes she goes non verbal n semi verbal. she ended up masking her stims alot during the killing game tho </3

on a lighter note ! celeste def had a tea party with her cat when she was younger and still does . i know this. celeste has a vampire, gambling and twilight hyperfixation !!<3 she wants to have fangs soo bad (alt hc is that she does have fangs n likes to freak people out w em!).

she likes mystery and horror novels. she also likes those deep/philosophical books. she likes the books more when they're longer too :] anywywaya. she collects monster high dolls and has meetups with miu about them and a seperate meetup with chihiro (she doesn't trust miu near chihiro). anyways her favourite doll is elissabat

kyoko

the only important hc you need to know is that she had a r/imnotlikeothergirls and a r/im13andthisisdeep phase and is transmasc.

toko

she knows how to sew ! she sews in her free time ! it helps her calm down :]

peko

she likes going on midnight strolls . shes also a mom friend (especially towards kazuichi idc what yall say)

ibuki miodaaaa!!!!!!!!

i have so many hcs for her. ok so . genderfluid, bisexual n ace . she is THE adhd. she totally uses typing quirks . she can rollerskate n skateboard . shes okay ish at skating but thats only cause mikan helped her. after the killing game she was rlly anxious around mikan :( n junko n mukuro (bc they associated w mikan) n so she was vv hesitant but overtime they healed n :) theyre inlove.

she also steals everyones hoodies . yes. everyones. she also forces people to match w her n steals ppls clothes /r or /p she doesnt care. if its comfy she wants it. she got into pokemon n other games because of chiaki n references it a lot :]

some sadder hcs ,, uh,, she deflects a lot and avoids talking about her problems because she feels like she's too much to deal with. she doesnt like being bossed around/getting told what to do, she dislikes tasks an being told to ‘focus’ and such</3 she also hides her problems and always acts energetic and excited :((

on a lighter note uh!!!!!! they're very forgetful so they write notes but they tend to misplace them so everyone finds random notes laying around so if ibuki plans out a surprise party everyone knows ahead of time and ask to help set it up and ibuki always goes “how'd you know??”, thankfully no one has found out about the surprise parties for them as someone else finds out before them

mikan

she stims! a lot ! she decides to cut her hair n start over :] she knows how to figure skate n used to do it ! shes pretty good at it ! also shes bi n trans . yea.

gundham

has a forked tongue n likes to freak kazuichi out w it . he also plays dnd !!!! chihiro , hiro n gundham dnd buddies!!!!!!!! anyways they collect dragon figurines, toys & other dragon themed stuff.

gundham had a dragon and dinosaur hyperfixation at some point. he still somewhat has one but it's not super intense but he does know lots. lots of dinosaur facts. like. he will be calling everyone a fiend and then be like ‘ok pause. did you know [dinosaur fact]?’. kazuichi and him will be arguing and he will say a dinosaur fact and kazuichi is like “ok what. we are in the middle of the argument- also wait really??”

they bond over dinosaur facts and infodumping and kazuichi is just how the fuck did this happen i was just calling him an asshole like 0.2 seconds ago and now im infodumping to him about how cars work

“hey you know what ur a fucking asshole” “you fool! you dare insult me?? also [dinosaur fact]” and then 2 seconds they're just sitting down infodumping “and that's how cars work!” “i see.... maybe you are worthy of talking to me” “gundham we've been talking for an hour about dinosaurs and cars”

they also came up with the great idea of dinosaur cars. and say stupid shit about it and No One understands it except them.

the nagito komaeda himself !!!

when anxious they tend to play classical music and it surprisingly calms them down :] hes also nonbiney <3 he tends to zone out n likes to jokingly go "am i ur little pogchamp" to hajime. its very funny

chiaki

she is almost always listening to music, she also carries earbuds or headphones with her incase she gets overwhelmed, she can play music . she has cat headphones . yea

kazuichi

he is the adhd . sometimes he will hyperfocus on smth n then ibuki will have to call akane just to drag him into bed . tho this usually ends up in kazuichi hearing ibuki call akane n then bolting it moments after (they find him passed out under the table).

he has lots of fidget toys (he hoards them) ,, when he's nervous he plays with his hair and fidgets with his braid. tho if gundham is there when he's nervous he plays with his rings!!!!!! hes also surprisingly flexiable????

sonia

i hc her as aroace . she is aroace. i think its funny gundham n kazuchi r inlove w her n shes like ahaha,,, im aroace actually! i dont like u !

rantaro

hes agender n aroace . idk something something triple a battery. he fidgets with his bracelets n rings a lot :] he has horrible memory tho </3 also. insomniac. him n kiyo.

kaede

she has music note earrings n is dating all the danganronpa girls . she is the Sapphic. she has nicknames for all of em :]

kirumi

shes nonbiney n aroace<3 she spoils n favourites kokichi . she is also a wine mom. i know it in my bones. she also carries around different types of bandaid boxes with the v3 casts names on different ones because she knows they are picky about their bandaids and its unbearable (affectionate)

angie

angie has a million little bracelets n knick knacks !!!!!!! :] she also names plants after her classmates (she named sour grapes after kokichi bc she hates them both<3)

miu

miu my aroace sex repulsed icon who makes sex jokes jus for funzies.... i love you.. anyways they have fangs and tend to make jokes about being a vampire. <3 its funny<3 shes funny i love her<3 i am her<3

she watches kids shows & movies and forces the others to watch them with her. gonta and her watch them together a lot, especially the ones about bugs!!!!!!!

miu can beat almost anyone in chess and she always flexes because she is the gorgeous girl genius. she doesnt even try tho shes just naturally good at it . tho when she plays against kokichi its like that one (me who's eating the chess pieces vs the smart kid confused why he's losing) and kokichi is the one eating the chess pieces

she collects dolls and has a monster high collection n she customizes some of them. celeste and miu collect dolls together and they have meetups and its super fancy and miu likes to make sexual jokes n puts doll togethers n goes 'theyre fucking' an celeste is just. sacrifices must be made if i want to talk about dolls huh

keebo

MY NONBINARY KING I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! KISSING HIM RN . HOLDING HIS HAND AS WE SPEAK. anyways. he doesnt know what milf, dilf & gilf mean and everyone tries to keep it that way. minus kokichi. cause hes a little shit.

“what does .. milf mean?” “it means mom i’d-” “IT MEANS MAN I LIKE FISHING”

“what does gilf mean?” “hehe it means grand-” “IT MEANS GOSH I LOVE FORESTS”

because of this he says milf and gilf thinking it means the innocent version of what everyone told him and everyone thinks its funny (keebos confused)

shuichi

he had a warrior cats phase. i know it. never seen the books but he did. he kinned them and had a whole clan (no one lets him live it down. especially kokichi once he finds out). he infodumps to kaede about the books n lore . so she has random warrior cat knowledge .

[yeahwesaidthat]

TWWS: Late, Late, Late

Yeah, yeah, I know exactly how long it’s been, thanks. Blame life. But hey, at least I’ve got tons of material, including the CAH game referenced in the last post. 

I still need votes for the Best of D&D Tiebreaker! Please vote here!

There were some neck-in-neck competitor’s for this month’s MVP, but the title goes to SW for a snappy one-liner that had us all in fits of hysterics. So congratulations, SW!

Overheard at Random

SW: "You know when lumberjacks have a sleepover it's called a lumber party, right?"

About a downright evil video: KH: "Please send that to me so I can traumatise my friends."

Overheard at Work

Recovery on a Saturday: LH: (frustrated scream in the distance) CT: (calls back) "Same!"

About how KH holds her pen: Customer: (watches KH write): "They must've hated you at school." KH: "Yes they did!"

KH: "Remind me to tell you the joke about being in your mid-twenties." CT: "Isn't that the joke?"

About an unknown screechy noise: KH: "What is that lovely sound?" CT: "The suffering of a thousand souls."

Overheard on Skype:

About changes to the Doctor Who finale: KH: (about Missy/Master action): "Technically it would count as masturbation." AP: "MASTER-bation?" KH: "...FUCK, I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT."

Synonyms for massage therapist: AP: "Masseuse? Massage-ist? Massage-inist? Hehe."

Overheard During Cards Against Humanity

Card: Being circumcised with a deli slicer MR: "Well, it could still be a Kosher deli."

Card: 55-gallon drum of lube RD: "That was someone's throwaway, wasn't it?" SW: "I dunno, that describes plenty of congressmen."

An ounce of [society] is worth a pound of [three years of semen in a shoebox].

After months of practice with [it being too late to stop having sex with a horse], I think I'm finally ready for [the sweet forbidden meat of the monkey].

After months of practice with [when you fart and a little bit comes out], I think I'm finally ready for [a miscarriage].

And the Academy Award for [rock-hard tits and a huge vagina] goes to [an asymmetric boob job].

And the Academy Award for [Meatloaf, the food] goes to [Meatloaf, the man].

In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of [an empowered woman].

About the gay sorcerer card: MR: "He casts flaming sphere."

In the distant future, historians will agree that [a bunch of snot-nosed, know-it-all twentysomethings] marked the beginning of America's decline.

TSA guidelines now prohibit [three consecutive seconds of happiness] on airplanes. MR: "Thank you for flying United."

MGW: "Let's see what you chucklefucks are into..."

The Moment KH grossed-out the most hardened of men: Mmmmm, [the hot dog I put up my vagina ten days ago]...and it's still warm!

About all the ass-related cards: KH: "What is with all the anal?!" MR: "I dunno, it's like the Perfect Butt Storm."

What we've learned about each other: SW: "May it never leave this room." KH: "Oh no, some of it's going on the blog."

Overheard During D&D

About an enemy, in relation to the last post's/session's dick-stabbery: MGW: "We're like, 'There is no dick to punch! What do we do?!'"

About a killing blow, also in relation to the last post's/session's dick-stabbery: KH: "Can we say I stabbed him in the dick and he bled out?" RD: "You are one twisted fuck."

Hidden enemies: MGW: "Is that bush talking shit?" KH: "No, that's the other end."

Hidden enemies talking: MGW: "What a negative bush."

Good vs. bad locations: RD: "Remind me, where is everybody?" JB: "I'm in a bush. Digging around for holes. It's a thick bush."

Leveling up outside the fourth wall: SW (IC): "I feel strange now, guys - like I can wear medium armor."

Phrasing: JB: "You do things when I touch you. I'm talking to my tablet; I'm not talking to my penis."

About the annoying bard and his location: JB (IC): "I told you; he's singing among the stars." KH (IC): "Oh, is he dead?" RD (IC): "We should be so lucky."

Orc rites of passage: JB: "[The chief's] newly manhood-ed son." MR and SW: "Happy Orc Mitzvah."

Sword Bard = Sard, Bard Party = Bardy...: MR: "Come on Sardy, let's go Bardy!" JB: "Uh-uh-oooooh yeah!"

Applying for the Ministry of Silly Walks: MR: "I'm Tom-foolering myself forward."

Goliath logic: MGW (IC): "So, you see, [SW's character], when a man and a woman love each other..." SW (IC): "Oh, tectonic motion?"

Phrasing (again): MR (IC): "...And keep fucking it until it's dead. ...Fucking it with swords." SW (IC): "You've spent too much time in Waterdeep."

About character-related plot hooks for a triton: KH: "No hook." JB: "You're not gonna hook the fish?" MR: "You're not gonna bait him?" KH: "I fucking walked into that one." MR: "We got you right in the net - hook, line, and sinker."

About sentient skeletons: MR: "Just because you're undead doesn't mean you can't be fundead."

When a character trained with Stormtroopers: RD: "You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn from the inside."

Discussing stories: SC: "So I made up this sci-fi machination that doesn't exist..." KH: "So basically a Deus Ex Machination?" SC: "...Yes, that."

Player 1: "What's the name of the monster?" MGW: "Steve."

About (in)convenient infections: Player 2: "Is it a plot disease?"

About KC's monk/druid/bear form: MGW: "So you're Kung Fu Panda?"

About questionable ideas/druidic beast form limitations: Player 2: "Is biting a skull spider really a good idea?" MGW: "We're about to find out, aren't we?"

Trying to talk with a belligerent character: Player 2 (IC): "What does the sign say?" KH (IC): "Sign says 'words of the prophets written on subway walls.'" J (OOC): "Well, she's not exactly wrong..."

The same player keeps trying to listen in on KH's whispers: Player 2: "What language do you say this in?" KH: "Subliminal message."

About birthday wishes coming true for everyone's favourite murder child: SW: "Who knew Gruumsh was a member of the Make a Wish Foundation?" MR: "You're suggesting [child]'s terminal!" SW: "Have you seen the company her mother keeps?"

About murder child's mother (KH's character): MR: "She's one of the four soccer moms of the apocalypse."

About the Zone of Truth spell at a birthday party: MR: "Because it's a kids' party, it's the Discovery Zone."

About a previous adventure: MR: "That was a good time." SW: "That was a very good time. Fuck you, by the way."

About the rogue with loaded dice/"dice guy": JB: "This might get a little dicey." KH: (cringe) JB: "I'm on a roll." KH: (cringes, grabs notebook) JB: "You're not on my side? All six of them?" KH: "STOP IT!"