#he’s so evil and gorjus

[o1iveangel]

my kayne design, yet another horrible entity for me to collect 🫶

[todayisafridaynight]

mine pretty //explodes into a bazillion pieces//

[minispidey]

Imagine 8.

jake lockley x f!reader.

Imagine saying Jake's an evil alter? PFFFFT if anyone's evil it's definitely Marc with his crimes against fashion ✋🏻 Jake's more like:

"Why do you want to paint my nails? Eso es estúpido..."

and proceeds to wear pink cheeta-print nails that you painted on ❤

Jake's most likely the one to want to hold your hand too. Like, you'd walk almost near a street sign pole and he'd pull you towards him so that you don't separate because of the pole (iykyk)

Your legs stop working when he speaks in spanish. You saw his line earlier? You immediately dropped when he said Eso es estúpido.

Jake is more protective, yk and he doesn't like admitting that he cares. But trust me when I say he really does. He loves to see you smile, even if your teeth are yellow or rotten, or you're missing a tooth, have a gap, wear braces, dentures, etc. Yall are gorjus.

When I say he loves you, he LOVES you. He steals kisses from you any time he gets the chance to. He has a crush on his own s/o fr 🤭

I don't believe in toxic!jake, he's more of a softie.

This is sickeningly cute and I hate him. Brb gonna write angst.

[isatoru]

Oliver appearing in your dreams.... he is threatening you, evil man

ANON PLEASE he was scary........ i woke up sweating like.

oliver aiku was such an annoying elden boss because he had a giant snake tail (it swirled with purple and green..... gorjus actually..) that would sweep from under me and if i don't jump at the right time to dodge it's gojover for me because then he got the chance to coil his tail around my figure so that i'm completely in his grasp and there's no escaping that deadly grip

and at the end he says "close but not quite, tarnished."

[baekhvuns]

Yessss EXO comeback without THE Kai makes no sense?! BUT NOW BAEK, XIUMIN AND CHEN SUING?! LET'S FUCKING GO AND KILL SM!!! Though I read it may affect the comeback, I'm so here for this. It's fucked up what SM has been doing... and now they're like "someone's manipulating our artists to sue us!" It's all on you bitches 😭😭😭 everyone should fucking sue, I can only imagine how bad it is for literally everyone if they're treating their senior artists this way. Every day I wake up to more SM bullshit 🤡🤡🤡🤡 they want people to sign contracts for HOW LONG, 18 YEARS?! https://twitter.com/taeikai/status/1664074788002734080?t=NaBQvrarA3_yX7Rc4RBv6w&s=19

Lmaaoooo https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664075788797489152?t=y5Tw5SwAEBtKaTDOXbRzWg&s=19 Now this.... https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664111611836243968?t=0aBOTQbxYNQmd-Xaenysrw&s=19

Okay but I laughed https://twitter.com/mikhaylacl/status/1664083113469947904?t=NgDdZL2skoG5Ck7fvDDdIA&s=19

But about Kai again... he was always there doing the most, whether in EXO, solo or even in S*p*rM, just like Taemin. Damn they're very similar in thie regard 😭🤧 and BTS law is the worst thing that has happened for real, DON'T GIVE ARMCHAIRS MORE POWER WTFFFF

And Suho wedding singer? Seonghwa better sings at OUR wedding 😊

YESSSS I WAS IN THIS AREA AND KEY WAS SO CLOSE TOO AAAAAAAA we waved at each other, uwu https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662430887315664899?t=Uic4HfL4kahn0dMUNSRqiA&s=19

But CHOI MINHO?! https://twitter.com/TttxxxtttBlue/status/1662437298766741504?t=5JemyryO7lo0kQmV9DwJGA&s=19 Like... https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662822383231574019?t=TmI-_w1N3BDFFRFQ6lGLvg&s=19

They saw Jesus fr https://twitter.com/butteringcandy/status/1662424918708097028?t=eX7z5yPgT6E1il2L4t4_iA&s=19

This is the song, it's a bside https://twitter.com/otjmkfive/status/1662424320092561408?t=GRq3xZwh4fpEAM2yzWZpKA&s=19

To think fuckass SM wanted them to perform for 5k people EVIL https://twitter.com/flyingone_/status/1662469667938783233?t=jHgLSdwPZY2_mFMJCbGYeQ&s=19

Omfg, no bc some True Beauty stans got mad at OP for tweeting this, like they didn't even say anything awful and also BE SERIOUS THAT WAS UNHINGED https://twitter.com/bloodbendin/status/1659619348120494080?t=OTvASuuv3VxfGZDnUjQ6YA&s=19

I checked the Yoona x Junho drama and I'll be waiting!

I'm sorry Hwa you're gorjus, but once you opened that mouth to reveal chrome silver teeth I jumped 😭😭😭😭 he took the flexing a bit too far. sometimes he's trying too hard with the bad boy persona and I have no choice, but laugh, cause he's so NOT intimidating to me 😅 maybe if they gave grillz to Joong or Mingi it'd be more tolerable, though barely anyone in kpop can pull that look off. Perhaps Taeyong cause he's a weird guy, so paired with silly fits it's kinda a vibe. But SEONGHWA? The mother, the MILF...the vampire, the demon???

Their lore was previously used in a more versatile way even though they were doing pirate concepts for a while, now they're what??? I wanted space cowboys tbh. I feel like the lore is well put together, but also the plot has been kinda lost and idc anymore. I hope they overthrow the government soon so we can smile a little 🙂 I

Taeyong bestie how are you doing ahsgzgzhgabzbzhzgxhxhagaxjds https://twitter.com/mrkyomi/status/1664081703437205504?t=gT-lcqwq9WWej-u2USVN3w&s=19 makes sense why he copyrighted all his tracks. But also uhmmmm

https://twitter.com/taeyeweon/status/1664202682922577921?t=HUXeZEXkzenNjUO-9ACvJA&s=19 💀 the qrts are killing me. The MV teaser?! He's so weird and cool

PLS I WILL EAT HIM AND I'LL FIGHT KQ FOR NOT INCLUDING HWA https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1663874270986944513?t=1L4uBdkvfsVhW0ZFBLksOg&s=19 Uhm?! https://twitter.com/thinkingabtpsh/status/1663875558826995715?t=1D37uR0avocuC279tOqfDw&s=19

https://twitter.com/kbs_super/status/1664195076698914819?t=Yh5wmCgy_IMX_jd4xMhbTA&s=19

Me in middle school getting to know kpop cause of SM's artists mostly https://twitter.com/oluwatoge/status/1664089893063016449?t=zHceqprfykF-Hma24Nz9fA&s=19

Fuck them kids, but Skz and Atz on the Return of Superman! Woosanhwa... I just know some of you will get baby fever ajhxhaysuagahsgafasf, not me, but y'all stay safe!

I also rode Ateez's chilli pepper train, lmao KQ is spending all their budget on the promos. And I went to a mini fan meeting with Skz and got gifts and locked eyes with Lino 👀

Heh tenelkadjo new fic alert... NERD?!?! - DV 💖

hello!!!

Yessss EXO comeback without THE Kai makes no sense?! BUT NOW BAEK, XIUMIN AND CHEN SUING?! LET'S FUCKING GO AND KILL SM!!! Though I read it may affect the comeback, I'm so here for this. It's fucked up what SM has been doing... and now they're like "someone's manipulating our artists to sue us!" It's all on you bitches 😭😭😭 everyone should fucking sue, I can only imagine how bad it is for literally everyone if they're treating their senior artists this way. Every day I wake up to more SM bullshit 🤡🤡🤡🤡 they want people to sign contracts for HOW LONG, 18 YEARS?! https://twitter.com/taeikai/status/1664074788002734080?t=NaBQvrarA3_yX7Rc4RBv6w&s=19 /// Lmaaoooo https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664075788797489152?t=y5Tw5SwAEBtKaTDOXbRzWg&s=19 Now this.... https://twitter.com/theeeoniy/status/1664111611836243968?t=0aBOTQbxYNQmd-Xaenysrw&s=19 /// Okay but I laughed https://twitter.com/mikhaylacl/status/1664083113469947904?t=NgDdZL2skoG5Ck7fvDDdIA&s=19

NO LITERALLY HOW U GONNA DO THE CB WITHOUT THE FACE??? UNBELIEVABLE ALL OF IT ON SM, the lawsuit.. would’ve never thought it be baek to file a case against them, aND THE WAY I SCREAMED YELLED WHEN I SAW IT DHQJDKWHEJQ no bc how incredibly inhumane???? manipulating the then 11 year olds, gaslighting the now 30 year olds??? wow,, 17 year contracts excluding the ones u get if u wanna promo outside??? no mf wonder exo never went outside of korea 😭😭😭😭😭 THE WAY ALL THESE MEMES HAD ME HOLLERING ONE SECOND AND BREAKING DOWN THE OTHER BUT ANON????? WE WON!!!! EXO (+1) SM (OUT) PLAYING THAT ONE RONALDO VIDEO WITH STEREO HEARTS PLAYING IN THE BACK

THEY THOUGHT !!!!! SM, THEY REALLY DID FBWKHDKW tried to pit exo cbx against exo but they uni reversed 🔫🔫 and filed a investigation to get EVERYONES contact to be looked at??? my president is byun baekhyun actually, advocacy for sm artists <3 the way taeyong’s tolo is so chaotic w everything leading up to it 😭😭 AND THE MEDIA PLAY??? SM IS A HELLHOLE ITS LIKE 2009 AND 2014 AGAIN

oh wow, oh wow oh wow the audacity now they’re threatening exo to not speak??? im actually so— no words wow how disgustingly low can they drop

SCREAMING 😭😭 THE FUNNIEST THE TLS BEEN SINCE A WHILEE ive been laughing and giggling every day 😭😭 the “@.aespa BITCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU????” SCREAMS 😭😭😭😭

felt.

But about Kai again... he was always there doing the most, whether in EXO, solo or even in S*p*rM, just like Taemin. Damn they're very similar in thie regard 😭🤧 and BTS law is the worst thing that has happened for real, DON'T GIVE ARMCHAIRS MORE POWER WTFFFF

imagine how kai’s contract looks like, 21 pages longer bc of his solo activities 😭😭😭😭 aND NOW IMAGINE MARKS???? OH LORD FBWMFJKWDHA ,, FUCK THAT LAW MAN i saw this the other day but they deleted now but,,, the way- got nothing nice to say so i will not

and people did tarot on exo’s and those did not lie once,,, now some say irene and jisoo may also 😶 THE CARDS KNOWWWWW

cbx is the messiah of kpop atp 😭😭

“love” “sincerity” two words ive never heard sm say abt exo

jaejoong will always have the last laugh, he was at taeyeon’s concert and he better sign her and every sm artists 🤚🏻 jaejoong is MY president

ok not even kpop but benz leaving, zlatan retiring, , jennie the idol premiere, mclaren downhill, ferarri ruining their driver’s mental health— oh what? (i just saw this) how they keep him but lose cbx???

????? o everyone’s leaving

🤨🤨 sm media play at it again oh it’s on sight pls visit the sm building to give them a TALK OH ITS ON SIGHT

And Suho wedding singer? Seonghwa better sings at OUR wedding 😊 /// YESSSS I WAS IN THIS AREA AND KEY WAS SO CLOSE TOO AAAAAAAA we waved at each other, uwu https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662430887315664899?t=Uic4HfL4kahn0dMUNSRqiA&s=19

LMFAOOOO IF SEONGHWA EVER RECREATES THAT IT IS MY LAST STRAW,, FBWMDBWKBDKWBDKW HOW DID IT FEEL TO BE THIS CLOSE 😭😭😭😭 OH MY GOF HES SO PRETTY

But CHOI MINHO?! https://twitter.com/TttxxxtttBlue/status/1662437298766741504?t=5JemyryO7lo0kQmV9DwJGA&s=19 Like... https://twitter.com/mingblinger/status/1662822383231574019?t=TmI-_w1N3BDFFRFQ6lGLvg&s=19 /// They saw Jesus fr https://twitter.com/butteringcandy/status/1662424918708097028?t=eX7z5yPgT6E1il2L4t4_iA&s=19 /// This is the song, it's a bside https://twitter.com/otjmkfive/status/1662424320092561408?t=GRq3xZwh4fpEAM2yzWZpKA&s=19

minho’s dilfism at peak omg, MY TURN WHEN ME WHEN ME WHEN!!!!!!!!! omg taemin’s face it’s been so long 🥹🥹🥹

wait the song is 👁👁 kinda hARD LIKE AN ANIME SONG,, SUMMER ANTHEM!!!!! why does onew look like he went back to 2009 😭😭

To think fuckass SM wanted them to perform for 5k people EVIL https://twitter.com/flyingone_/status/1662469667938783233?t=jHgLSdwPZY2_mFMJCbGYeQ&s=19

no bc the audacity??? want shinee to do what cbx are doing, if they lose taemin and taeyeon, sm’s over and gone, im betting ppl will speak up for sure in the next few weeks as their contracts get looked over

Omfg, no bc some True Beauty stans got mad at OP for tweeting this, like they didn't even say anything awful and also BE SERIOUS THAT WAS UNHINGED https://twitter.com/bloodbendin/status/1659619348120494080?t=OTvASuuv3VxfGZDnUjQ6YA&s=19

true beauty fans, who’s left out of them? everyone’s a hwang inyeop fan, NO BC WHATS SO WRONG ABT THE TWEET ITS SO CORRECT?? like kdramas literally show kimchi slapping 😭😭

I checked the Yoona x Junho drama and I'll be waiting! /// I'm sorry Hwa you're gorjus, but once you opened that mouth to reveal chrome silver teeth I jumped 😭😭😭😭 he took the flexing a bit too far. sometimes he's trying too hard with the bad boy persona and I have no choice, but laugh, cause he's so NOT intimidating to me 😅 maybe if they gave grillz to Joong or Mingi it'd be more tolerable, though barely anyone in kpop can pull that look off. Perhaps Taeyong cause he's a weird guy, so paired with silly fits it's kinda a vibe. But SEONGHWA? The mother, the MILF...the vampire, the demon???

the drama looks super nice hopefully it can get the numbers 😭😭 LMFAOOO HE’S IN HIS YOUNG RICH AND FLEX ERA 😭😭😭 no ur so right broski is a villain not the mr intimidating rapper mingi fbwkddj PLEASE I WANTED MINGI WEARING GRILLS AND DOING HIS GROWL WOULDVE COLLAPSED,, taeyong has the face for it but he went to the braces route,, THE MILF GBNWFBEK vampire, milf, victorian prince, demon and now onto mr grills 😭😭

Their lore was previously used in a more versatile way even though they were doing pirate concepts for a while, now they're what??? I wanted space cowboys tbh. I feel like the lore is well put together, but also the plot has been kinda lost and idc anymore. I hope they overthrow the government soon so we can smile a little 🙂 I

you’re right, atp i don’t even look at the lore anymore im just trying to get w the music, hoping for some good sounds on this album 🤲🏻 begging to hear good music it’s been a while since rover dropped 😭😭 LMFAOOO NO YEAH NEED SOME SMILING IN LIFE RIGHT NOW

Taeyong bestie how are you doing ahsgzgzhgabzbzhzgxhxhagaxjds https://twitter.com/mrkyomi/status/1664081703437205504?t=gT-lcqwq9WWej-u2USVN3w&s=19 makes sense why he copyrighted all his tracks. But also uhmmmm

LMFAOOOO ITS THE WAY EVERYTHING AND EVERY CONTROVERSY IS DROPPING DURING HIS SOLO 😭😭😭 no literally get that bag, it’s the way he pushed for his rights too,, hope baek mentors him to speak up against the sm mistreatment and contracts

https://twitter.com/taeyeweon/status/1664202682922577921?t=HUXeZEXkzenNjUO-9ACvJA&s=19 💀 the qrts are killing me. The MV teaser?! He's so weird and cool

will be seated for his comeback, cannot wait for a new sm sound my ears are

PLS I WILL EAT HIM AND I'LL FIGHT KQ FOR NOT INCLUDING HWA https://twitter.com/nobodylikehwa/status/1663874270986944513?t=1L4uBdkvfsVhW0ZFBLksOg&s=19 Uhm?! https://twitter.com/thinkingabtpsh/status/1663875558826995715?t=1D37uR0avocuC279tOqfDw&s=19

the yunho slapping 😭😭😭😭 YEAH SAY UR RIGHTS SEONGHWA, and

park seonghwa with kids. need him to mess something up <3 ateez hello baby is closer

Me in middle school getting to know kpop cause of SM's artists mostly https://twitter.com/oluwatoge/status/1664089893063016449?t=zHceqprfykF-Hma24Nz9fA&s=19

no bc i need to put the blame on someone who made me stan exo and turns out it was me 😔😔

Fuck them kids, but Skz and Atz on the Return of Superman! Woosanhwa... I just know some of you will get baby fever ajhxhaysuagahsgafasf, not me, but y'all stay safe!

WE WILL BE THERE! WE WILL BE THERE MY FIC DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE IM GONNA SEE THE MR AND MISS PARK DUO 🫡🫡

I also rode Ateez's chilli pepper train, lmao KQ is spending all their budget on the promos. And I went to a mini fan meeting with Skz and got gifts and locked eyes with Lino 👀 /// Heh tenelkadjo new fic alert... NERD?!?! - DV 💖

AAAAAAAA DID U HEAR THE TRUCKS CALLING FOR CHILLIES 😭😭😭😭 mingi skz fan meet….locking eyes….me when. I HAVE NOT READ IT YET BUT IM ON MY WAY 🫡

omg???? i know they’ll be most likely nominated for cupid but their song lovin’ me is so good i tear up, their vocal colour is so pretty 😭😭😭

😶

ningning????

[cyancherub]

*violently slams fists onto the table*

I just saw your post about who you’ve gotten votes for and not a single person has said Geto Suguru yet??? Not one? Oh lawd, I told myself I was gonna’ act like a normal human being but that just went straight out the window. I would stop at absolutely nothing to see you write for him and that is not a little jokey joke for us to tee hee about. You want my first born? Money? Your arch enemies heart delivered to you in a decorative box?? I didn’t know he was an option but now that I do I’m ready to pull my own teeth out, just the thought of you writing for Suguru has me 🤸🤸🤸🤸 popping my pussy in a handstand, phew.

Because listen … listen. I just know you’d do him justice, I fucking know you would, and nobody understands how goddamn PARCHED I am for that man on a daily, hourly, minute by minute basis. It’s actually sick how bad I want him. It’s abhorrent. I would do literally and I do mean literally anything he asked me to do. I may or may not have written a fic where he makes us eat his ass and it just needs to go through the editing process before I can post it but YEP I sure as hell do mean anything, I don’t even care if it flops I wrote that shit for ME, myself and I, good god

So anyway, yeah, I’d definitely like to submit one (1) ballot for Geto Suguru please. Thank you for your time and please have a lovely day. 💕👼💕

IM SUPER LATE TO THIS BABY IM SORRY!!!!

BUT!!!! AHHHHH i took another look at the poll thing and a couple ppl voted for geto!!!! ive had a few reqs to write for him in the past too AND HONESTLY I WANT TO BECAUSE HES SO SEXY ALKFLKG his character design is top tier to me HE IS JUST BEAUTIFUL ;;;;; like if i had to choose one jjk character who is the most gorjus to me it would be him or maybe toji AOAOSADJ. BUT ANYWAY!!! I PROMISE UUUU HE IS ON MY TO WRITE LIST HE IS VERY HIGH UP THERE ACTUALLY!!! i want to write him . very cruel FGLKG help. i love him hes so evil it makes me crazy!!! POPPING YOUR PUSSY IN A HANDSTAND—I LAUGHED OUT LOUDDLKLD help me LMAOAO

PLSSSSS I AM SO FLATTERED U THINK I WOULD DO HIM JUSTICE I WILL DIE. i think he would be so much fun to write for AHHHHHHHH im going to lose my MARBLES ! ! ! but YESYESYS i would do anything he asked me to also <333 but why lie he wouldnt ask us he would TELL us </33 *BONES START RATTLING IN MY SKIN* ANYWAY

HELLO???HELLLOOOLLFKLSDKF HELLO if u do not tag me in this fic i am going to punch 5050598 holes thru my wall!!!! PLS TAG MEEEE IM GONNA YELL thats so sexy IL DIEEEE

BUT YES REQUEST RECEIVED LOUD AND CLEAR!!! im gonna do my jjk reread soon so i can get the characterization down and then !!!! WOOOOO