#he’s so ROOD and your nail tech person is just side eyeing the fuck outta him | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

crybaby-bkg · 2 years ago

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broke and busted boyfriend Dabi that bugs you so he can come to your lash, hair, and nail appointments only to sit there on his phone and complain about how long the process is. the only thing he pays for are snacks when you get annoyed with his complaints, and conveniently disappears when it’s time to pay for the actual service. he does buy you your favorite candy bar tho so it balances out

#I thought about this earlier and legit laughed so hard #he sits in the chair beside yours at the nail salon and complains SO LOUDLY about how long it takes #he’s so ROOD and your nail tech person is just side eyeing the fuck outta him #and when he leaves they’re like #‘is he at least paying for how much shit he’s been talking????’#so embarrassing when you tell them no and they just do that little disappointed click of their tongues and shake their heads LOL #he’s a bum that I cuss out on the way home but let him blow my back out the moment we get home #he does compliment how pretty your nails look around his dick so it’s another win ig #I’ve been so obsessed with that stupid nerd I love him #I wanna write about him being a virgin and seeing your bobs for the first time #but I think that’s been done before ajdhdjfjd #I never know if I should count this as writing #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#dabi treats! 🍬

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