#he’s really putting the kramer in john kramer huh [crowd boos and starts pelting me with tomatoes] [a large crook approaches from the wing]

[sixtynineinchnails]

so when were y’all gonna tell me that tobin bell was in seinfeld and he looked like this??

the moustache? the ponytail? the gay little earring?? imagine the john kramer we could have had