#he’s just like a tall spindly white man with uninspiring hair and a brummie accent
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Once again thinking about the person who tried to guess my stepdad’s name and they went with ‘Errol’ as their first guess. What kind of life are you living that Errol is the first name that comes to mind for you
#my stepdad does not in any way look like someone who would be named errol#he’s just like a tall spindly white man with uninspiring hair and a brummie accent#one of my friends referred to him as an adorable dork and honestly yeah#but for real. who looks at someone and thinks ‘okay i need to guess their name. complete shot in the dark here. errol?’#like if you were like ‘i have a gun to your head; name this white man or you die’ errol would be like my 500th guess if that#i’d be throwing out like… steve; dave; john; chris; nick; robert; ian…….#i’d be into the esoteric shit like jericho and sebastian before i ever thought about errol#the fact that this person got to errol BEFORE chris or josh or peter worries me#that was really their first shot#they really looked at my stepdad and his whole ‘bargain basement chris eccleston’ vibe and were like. ah yes. errol#WHY#personal
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