#he’s in my brain dressed in a coconut bra and grass skirt doing the white people hula constantly

[wellthebardsdead]

Listening to Raphael’s idle dialogue or just his uncanny ability to pop up when needed, or even him breaking the fourth wall and addressing us directly, makes me constantly picture him with loony toons energy.

Like he is aware of the laws of reality, but he simply refuses to acknowledge them. The only laws he cares about are that of the hells.

If you left him alone long enough and he got hungry he would reach behind himself and pull out a still hot skillet and pick up a rock and crack it open like an egg and it would cook perfectly!

He’s always just somewhere in the background of my mind in scenarios being silly because he simply doesn’t care lol. Like my oc is arguing with the group while last light is still on fire from the fight, he just walks into view with a fire extinguisher and puts out his chair before tossing it away and sitting back down.

Even in game if you destroy that very chair in last light he’s sitting in he will sit cross legged on the floor like nothing happened.

He lives like a cartoon character in my brain and I love him for it!