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Lucy: you know what I really wanna eat right now?
Tim: lobstah salad? 🦞🥗
Lucy: you know me so well ☺️
Tim: too well 😉
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Tim + Lucy’s 10 Steps from going from Co-workers to Lovers (ins)
#haha#these idiots#i love this so much#what a ride#full proof plan#lmao#chenford#chenfordedit#tim x lucy#tim bradford#lucy chen#best thing ever#how is it time for the finale already#my babies are finally together#try#truly madly deeply#he’s her lobster
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hands you this and runs away
i wanted to draw saffron with my lizard, lobster, bc i thought it would be fun, since he's very small and she's very big, ok bye🏃♂️💨
OUHHHH THIS IS SOOOO CUTE 🥺🥺🥰💕💕 I LOVE THEMMM TY!!!!
#asks#not my art#LOBSTER??? IS TAT A LOBSTER TAIL ?!?!?!???!!!#THATS SO CUTE WTFF 😭😭😭💕💕💕#love him he’s great#n ty for drawing my Saffy… u drew her so cute hehe
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if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone
#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying#i was thinking about magical scars for him actually#but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell#sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically#and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is#he’s like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey#okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep#but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce#and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone#holds it for so long that wynne can’t fix it clean#loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies#its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can#that could fuck you up. less visible though. i’ll workshop#i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like#a handprint burn#maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice#i’ll workshop. i’ll workshop. goodnight
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People are mad cause kelly said she's trying to get max to use moisturizer... 🤦♀️
he does need moisturizer. and SPF. and lip balm. so badly.
#asks#chit chat#Anonymous#her wording is weird but she isn't wrong#he's white as fuck and turns into a lobster every summer#he needs skincare lol#and peopel need to go touch grass or masturbate or both cause the patheticness is reaching new levels
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Post-revolution Annie just posts random videos of Finnick and their son on the internet and they always go viral because people have only ever seen Finnick as playboy extraordinare and now they see Finnick being a dumbass father who's trying his best and it's very endearing and 90% of the time the camera pans out to an unimpressed Johanna or Katniss and it's great
#the hunger games#finnick odair#katniss everdeen#annie cresta#johanna mason#listen he's trying#he's never done anything like this before#he needs a minute#finnick ringing his mum like “MUM THE BABY IS CRYING ALL NIGHT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG 😭”#“mum he reached for my lobster can he have it” “finnick hes 6 weeks old”#“mum is he meant to be throwing himself off every surface??” “i mean you did so take that as you will” “NOT HELPFUL”#“can i take him swimming yet?? i want to show him the sharks 😁😁” “finnick hes 2 months old ffs”#Annie's just watching the chaos and texting Finnick's mum like “sorry mum dont stress it I got this”#Finnick's mum just sat there like “at least one of you knows wtf is going on”#jokes on her annie just has a million parenting books she flips through to answer her questions before heading to google#annies search history includes 'how old til baby can visit ocean'#'can i make baby food out of anything'#'how to tell my husband that hes doing fine but holding the baby like that is going to send me into a coma'
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This is my headcanon and i take no criticism from then on
#since exp kill her off so early i can imagine what she is#like idk she like lobster or sth#death mark#shiin#dont know if yashiki is aroace but he sure do act like one#doll making is the equivalent of cake#death mark dlc#death mark yashiki#yashiki kazuo#kazuo yashiki#kujou masamune#masamune kujou#kujo saya#kujou siblings#kujou saya#saya kujou#death mark saya#saya like rabbits and the flower motif she should be at a farm
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I think sleeping in chairs is Hornblower from Hornblower's only means of showing affection
#hornblower#he was born to be a firstname medianame character but unfortunately that's just his name again#also this schoolteacher is sleeping in her bodice and stays?#if you are comfortable sleeping with a young man you barely know in your room AT ALL surely you would be comfortable doing it in your shift#(I have now downloaded a copy of The Frogs & the Lobsters that doesn't stop in the middle touch wood)#(in case anybody is exercising themselves over the order I am watching these in)#(I started with s2 for McGann reasons actually and then went back to the beginning for obvious reasons)
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I include Annie Cresta in my pantheon of Fucked Up Women because I feel like interpreting her entirely reasonable setting-appropriate mental illness as absolute bonkers derangement (I am That Kind Of mentally ill do not @ me or illl eat u) is actually revolutionary in a fandom that seems to interpret her primarily as a useless adult baby
#finnick is not her dad boyfriend do not piss me off#why are we acting like their entire relationship is a babysitting dynamic he’s definitely kind of illiterate#annie leaves town for one day and he immediately shaves off both eyebrows and tries to buy a tesla with his tips from red lobster#oh fuck I accidentally shat out hungy game subway au#annie is unemployed (unemployable) I think she’s an Etsy witch#out of all my fucked up fictional gfs she makes the most money nobody knows where it comes from#thg
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Jackie Welles: aka Venia's personal photographer.
When Jackie and Venia first started dating, it didn't take him long to realise her love for dressing up and taking pictures. Often going out of her way to obscure locations for whatever it was she had envisioned. But it also broke his heart to see her face fall, dejected when the photos never turned out how she had planned. Jackie had made it his mission after that to learn as much as he could about photography. He still has a lot to learn, but now every time Venia looks back through his shots, she always has a beaming smile on her face, and that only spurs him on more to get better. After every little photoshoot they do, Venia always gets Jackie to set up the camera for them to take some cute shots together. Forever grateful to have someone that cares about her to the extent that Jackie does.
#oc: venia akoni#jackie welles#cyberpunk 2077#cp2077#fem v#fem v cyberpunk#cp jackie#cyberpunk jackie#shippy saturday#otp: he's her lobster#virtual photography
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Emotes of my WoL's I made for me and my friend's server!
From top left to bottom right: Waga, Lily, Nanami Y'aela, Lobster, Risé
#everyone but nanami is he/him. nanami is she/her#waga can also use they/them#though he doesnt really care much for either so any is fine!#I think i've only ever really talked about lobster and risé besides lily#y'aela was actually the original lily ajkshsd before fanta#i got attached to him but man... he has changed a LOT#and no. he's not a keeper but a seeker with awful eyes#something akin to a condition or something idk#ask me about any of them if you want! i have so much lore for each of them aksldh#nanami is a reused oc but she has kept much the same abilities and such#i think waga is the one i have the least information about since he's the most recent one lol#(pelase ask me about my oc's lol)#❖ Art#ffxiv art#ff14 art#final fantasy art#ffxiv#ffxiv viera#warrior of light#final fantasy viera#final fantasy 14#ff14#viera#male viera#ffxiv gpose#wol#Lily Oh'fally#Risé Amemiya#Wagashi Konpeito#Y'aela Tia
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🌊 ☠ 🍓 × ❤ 🖤 💙 × 🍒 🧊 🦋
ihbau: wee john! she's izzy's fun little boyfriend, roommates with frenchie, and he does drag storytime at the daycare! her day job is a freelance seamstress and acrylic nail artist :3
#depollute me pretty baby [my boards]#ofmd#stim#stimboard#drink#summer#alcohol tw#lipstick#ihbau#wee john#fan baby#modern au#drag queen#acrylic nails#ocean#sewing#needle tw#glitter#lobster#plush#crochet#red#blue#DAMN thats a lot of tags#sooo wee john in this au is kind of he/she coded? in the sense that he's almost always in drag#to some degree#it's like... is she nonbinary or is she just a really committed to the bit? where is that line at?#and the answer is: it doesn't matter to her so it doesn't matter to you <3#he picks up shifts bartending at the kraken when his other work gets slow (which is how she meets izzy)#and he's also the one who brings a weekly drag show to the bar! which is a fun plot point for izzy
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recreationally feral Jack when the reader wants to shower before they fuck
#this Barbie is so special to me#just living that life fresh mango grill lobster#hasn’t touched a woman in three years and is trying to be normal about her showing up#but he is still voting and so should you!!!!
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Drew my math teacher’s mascots (no canon design of course but i made one)
HIGHLY SKETCHY I KNOW I KNOW I HAD LESS THAN AN HOUR ONTOP OF WORK TO DO SOOO
1 is chemistry (the mole, play on mol- can be torn apart too to make half a mol. Their name changes a lot but call them something that starts with M and that’s probably what 1 class called it)
The duck is physics!
I dunno if this counts as my ocs now or hers i dunno 😭 i just tagged with both
#artists on tumblr#my art#fanart#oc#oc art#my oc stuff#ocs#not my oc#oc tag#my ocs#oc artwork#oc artist#oc art tag#physics#basic chemistry#chemistry#i love this teacher man she’s so chill /p /pos#feel free to draw i suppose!!#i will show her if someone draws them#i also want to draw her weird lobster scientist she made#he’s so weird#also the colour scheme of the second one#if you know you know#🏳️⚧️#seriously the mole is kinda canonically genderfluid literally their gender changes#through classes#sometimes he’s a he sometimes she’s a she#who knows#super duck i gave top surgery#she supports trans rights fyi too
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Y’all maybe I was a little bit to harsh on Ace these past couple of episodes. I (very lovingly) was calling him a hypocrite and that he needed to chill out but after Nancy is fully ready to move on with Tristan after like, TWO DAYS - na I’m sorry I ever doubted you, you have never done anything wrong and I want to give you all the hugs.
#I'm fuming rn you wouldn't believe#Nancy was ready to basicly tackle hug Ace after he saved her and then just fully accepted flowers and a slow dance from lobster man#It is in character for Nancy and I hate it so much#I trust the writers but also how dare they hurt my boy like this#ps Bess back the fuck off about encouraging them to date other people#youre the reason Ace confessed in the first place so chill it#nancy drew#nace
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So my classmate at uni looked over my shoulder at my phone background pic in class today and went "oh, that's the guy from Serbia, right?" and let me tell you i was s h o o k - both impressed and horrified at the same time
#she's a casual esc viewer like most swedes so i was impressed she recognised luke and didn't just think he was a random pretty guy#but also kinda mortified bc i thought i was stealthy with my obsession but n o#anyway she said she thought luke was good so i can keep being friends with her thank god#eurovision#luke black#lobster twinkovic
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