#he’s applied for this job because he can’t set boundaries with his younger son regarding spending all his money on frivolous shit
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Tell me why this man asked me to write a character reference for him. What do you even put
#i brought this on myself by asking HIM for character references several times. i used to babysit his kids and take care of his cat#and chickens and plants#and apparently he doesn’t know anyone else who he isn’t related to?? so he asked ME for a reference#i’m just like okay. how do i describe this man#he is a grown man of 50 years old who cannot spell; tell time or do basic mathematics despite having a phd#he constantly gets hit on by men and doesn’t realise#he can’t get on a train and get to his destination. he’s just physically incapable of it. something will happen or he’ll do something#he drives really extreme distances in his stupidly massive car because of this#being with him is sort of like being by yourself#his main interests include carry on films; hollywood musicals and birds#he looks like he lives in the forest#he’s applied for this job because he can’t set boundaries with his younger son regarding spending all his money on frivolous shit#instead he would rather get a summer job. A SUMMER JOB. YOU’RE A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR#i think i’m going to have to emphasise all the nice stuff he’s done. like the time he brought me my wallet when i left it in his car#personal
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