#he’s all ready to square up to boromir and bestie mithrandir jumps up like SURPRISE HEADACHE FOR ELVES

[balrogballs]

the main reason why stuff like the character AI software wouldn’t work on me is that i have no desire to speak to my blorbos irl and frankly, if i had access to elrond, i would personally take the time to learn the black speech of mordor and tell him knock knock jokes in it every five minutes just to make him go about life with a perpetual migraine 👍🏽