#he’s SUCHHHH . a girl dad

[heungmins]

BABES WAKE UP GIRL DAD STROMER CONTENT JUST DROPPED

[anatrik]

First thoughts TTPD:

What a lana x folklore girlie win this issss!

1.Fortnight is about matty?? HAHAHAHA also why did this make me think of when holt was going running with the ladies when he was in witness protection??? Crying. Fav line has to be they were supposed to take me away but they forgot to come and get me. So sad but also so cool in relation to her cancellation/return. 10/10

2. TTPD- not so hahahaha anymore IS THIS ACTUALLY A FUCKING MATTY HEALY ALBUM??? There was a typewriter at the 1975 show she performed anti-hero at? Unless its somehow about harry? Who else is tattooed on her roster??? Or is this about herself? Kinda feel like modern idiots/who’s going to decode is directed at us lol😂 9/10?

3.My boy only breaks his favourite toys- went in expecting mad woman rage. Pleasantly surprised. king of my heart to queen of sandcastles he destroys….DESTROYED ME. Are you fucking kidding me rn? Im caling it. Best song. Im crying at 7.30 am this is not funny anymore. Also THANK YOU FOR NOT SLANDERING DAD. I knew you wouldnt let us down like that. Also the chorus sounds like long story short😭 oh this is so sad. Once i fix me hes going to miss me? He was my best friend?😭 he runs because he loves me? Stopp😭😭 1000000/10

4.Down bad- ….aaaand we’re back to MATTY AGAIN? He does not deserve this spotlight but why are all the song so goood😭😭😭 is this why artists love to date problematic men? It unlocks some extraordinary potential? Crazy crazy girl😭 also stay down (bad) 🤌🏾 shes done it again 10/10 also for personal reasons i will be believing this is about joe in that Tom/Joe/met gala overlap period when she was photographed going to the gym a lot and that this is about all that yearning please let it be about that plesplesplesplesplesples also down bad waking up in blood staring at the sky…like i lost a twin is giving bigger than the whole sky🥺

5. So long, london- so so long long, lon-don DONE? ok miss girl😭 the hoax parallels😭 dont be undoing the song i was going to play at my weddddding what is wrong with you😭 my only one my smoking gun to two graves one gun youll find someone??? Also reminds me of la la land :/ how much sad did you think I had in me? You wrote hoax so a lot ok leave us alone. crying again. 10000000000000000/10 oh lol its a track 5 ofc it is😂

6. But daddy I love him- she really said if you ever liked, shared or even LOOKED at the ‘vivaa las vegas’ memes you cant come to the wedding and shes so real for it. Lfgggg. Ubothered unhinged uhmazing. Growing up precocious sometimes means you still hold on to that princess/quarterback wattpad fantasy AS IS YOUR RIGHT QUEEN GO THE FUCK OFF🥳 100000/10 calling out toxic fandom for the first time and we love to see it🫡 this is suchhhh a happy songggg you deserve ALL the chaos and revelry.

7. Fresh out the slammer- god she gets it. Like sure he was great and he is still my biological father and everything but as a decidedly melancholy person myself who has constantly had atleast one close friend in a deep depression I can see how all that heavy lifting can just get heavy at some point especially when youre a partner and their sole lighthouse in wtv storms be out there buffeting their mental health. Its not for everyone and thats so fair and so valid but so sad as well. 10/10 for the honesty.

8. Florida- she really said girlrot summer🫡 this is the lanaest song ever. So lucky one/nothing new coded. This will be the First song I repeat and then so long london. Aaaghhh how i love a self aware melancholic anxious little superstar. 90283749292/10 thank you for giving florence an entire verse whew. Little did you know your home’s really only a town you’re just a guest in is soooo going on my body forever

9. Guilty as sin?- honestly just fuck if it means we dont have to hear about how desirable ratty healy is man ffs. IThe only reason he looks so hot is bc hes forbidden. You have to trust me on this. He’s sooo mid JESUS. U cant be writing hozier lyrics about a man that hasn’t met a shower😭 1000000/10 writing. -16392992/10 content. Unrequited love/lust truly is the greatest weapon in a poets arsenal bc where is this energy in the joe songs binch?😭 this is such a teen in love with a 26 yo creep who called me so mature for my age mom you just dont get ittt anthem😂😂

10. Who’s afraid of little old me?- is a warning 😂 im so here for it. Like yes I still hate matty with all my heart and soul but yes I agree fans should not be allowed so much of an opinion on another persons life and yes I should be afraid (I am). She said aight love letter era over I AM WRITING YOU ALL HATE MAIL AND I��M HAND DELIVERING IT. Shes sooo done pretending to be the relatable girl next door when she’s anything but and is now reminding us of it and yes yes yessss girl OWN ITTTTTTTT. I’ve been saying for agesssss that there is a darkness under all that sunshine from where she clawed her way to the top and this is sooo vindicating. 10000000000000/10 favourite song ever. Mad woman wishes she was who’s afraid of little old me. I am unwell. I am in love. This is the Taylor Swift i stan. The marketing genius the calculating business woman the puppet master with narcotics in her songs thats why we sing along🫡 she so can handle a dangerous man

11. I can fix him (no really I can)- you cant.

12. loml- ofc. OFC. Its the saddest song of all time. OFC. Fuck offf ughhhh. 😭😭😭😭😭 its giving happiness. Its giving divorce. i am a child of a broken home now and my parents still love each other and hold so much regret still. What do i do with thissss? Im just a little girl taylorrr! 1002380292011010101/10 soo so gooood.

13. I can do it with a broken heart- first of all track 13. Love it. Second of all the upbeat barbieness of it all. Third of all I FINALLY PLACED IT. Shes in her unrelatable era. She is not your girl next door. You will never understand her life. She is as much a phenomenon as a person and we literally only see as much as she allows us to and honestly if i have to get put in my place theres noooo better way to have it done. Im having such a great time actually. 10 BILLION TRILLION OUT OF 10 you tellll em girl you FUCKING TELL EM.

14. Smallest man who ever lived- not going to speculate on who it is bc they clearly had a serious problem and its not a joke but damn :/ thats so sad :/ hope they get help? Didnt expect this to be what the song was about at all?

15. The alchemy- she said TRAVIS IS MY BOY WITH HER WHOLE CHEST😌 10/10

16. Clara bow- did she just name drop herself ? I was so right about unrelatable era. Also the Subtle nod to olivia/sabrina noted and appreciated. Lucky one/castles crumbling (mature version) fr fr. Solid legacy song.

17. The black dog- shared your secrets with and location is the same whiplash as a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground with no one around to tweet it🤌🏾 joe songs hit so so different 😭😭😭 1000000000/10

18. imgonnagetyouback- the valiant roar was not so valiant and more of a mew i guess. 7/10

19. The albatross- oh this is the ONE. The album defining song for sureeee. Mad woman on coke. A rose by any other name is a scandal???? Thats my religion right there. Little last great American dynasty twist there at the end! Fuck yea. She does reallly try to warn the men in her life have to give her that. One gazillion/10

20. Clearly god has favourites and they are the ppl called chloe or sam or sophia or marcus😭 ALSO this song is about joe for sure. The internet starlet hasss to be delaney rowe!!!! It HAS TO BE. 10/10

21. How did it end?- shes back for the fans😂 plot twist the breakup is with yall🤌🏾 but yesss say it louder! One gasp and then how did it end. So good. 100/10

22. So high school- lmao aristotle grand theft auto ONLYY taylor swift man😭😂 you know what you want and boy you got her🫡🫡 11/10

23. I hate it here- mother’s having a mental breakdown kids yk the drill🤌🏾 10/10

24. ThanK you aIMiee- what better way to say fuck you to a hater than to thank her for jumpstarting your legacy my god!!! She is insane for this. The capitalisation is a bit petty tho ngl. 8/10

25. I look in peoples windows- once again I thank you for the kindness and respect shown to joe. Never doubted you but thank you nevertheless. 10/10 short as nice to have a friend but it didnt need to be longer.

26. The prophecy- its so sad and humbling to see even a woman at where she is having to beg for love bc that literally is the nature of love. Something humiliating, to have to beg for 🤷‍♀️ cards playing out like fools in a fable cursed like eve got bitten. No one writes like her damn. 10/10

27. Cassandra- very madeline miller on this one. Love love loveee modern takes on tragic greek women. 100/10

28. Peter- ah fuck. This one is going to hurt (it did). 1000000/10 my ribs get the feeling she did😭 all her joe related aches are so bone deeeep ugh. Promises oceans deep but never to keep😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh god it hurtsss it hurts it hurtss

29. The bolter- curious child ever reviled except by her father wow.

30. Robin- OMG! I needed this song growing up sooo bad. That way to go tiger felt so so warm like running into a kitchen after a day of being in the mud and u tell ur mum the silly things u did and shes genuinely interested and impressed by your smol victories. A bajillion/10

31. The manuscript- postmortem of every ex ever🤌🏾 love it.

[bcolfanfic]

more hcs of naomi as a kid pls! what is she like as school, does she have less friends because of her shyness?

has suchhhh a granolaTM childhood thanks to rosie. aiden provides balance by getting her mcdonalds sometimes :p

but yeah sweet kiddo, for not being his biologically, is rosie made over. a little awkward and so shy- so she does struggle with making friends at school. breaks rosie’s heart bc he thinks she’s just the best and doesn’t want her to be lonely. but thankfully her being so close with him and aiden helps in that even if school isn’t a great time she always has them to come home to.

spends a lot of time with the blakely and crosby kiddos too, who are essentially like cousins to her, which helps as well bc they all adore naomi just the way her sweet little shy self is. as do auntie helen and jeanie <3

she’s super outdoorsy like her dad (bird watching <3) and loves all things science and animals at school. and at home. scares the hell out of her dads just picking up a garden snake like it’s a worm and getting so 😟😟 when they won’t let her bring it in the house lmao. that’s their girl!

[seeingivy]

method acting asks + extra headcanons!!! (don't read if you haven't read the final chapter yet!!)

MAYA AND MARCO HEADCANONS I SHALL DELIVER

marco and maya are twins and born on new year's day 💌

in the first met gala chapter, when y/n performs seven with marco, she calls marco her sunshine boy - which is actually what eren and y/n call baby marco too!!!!

maya is a little bit more shy and sensitive and eren calls her star girl, which he says is perfect because he then calls baby marco, maya, and y/n his little universe bc they're the sun, the moon, and the stars 🥹 (he's literally a sap)

eren is SUCHHHH a girl dad like he literally practices braiding hair on y/n before the baby comes just so he can be a pro at it (and gets really annoyed when her hair grows super slow)

teddy LOVESSSS marco and maya sm like those are literally his pseudo-baby siblings and he loves them just as much as lily

they let their kids decide if they want to do acting/singing - and they both end up doing it! marco ends up being an actor and maya ends up being a singer (kinda like their parents hehe)

levi CRIES over the names AND when he holds them the first time.

maya has a crush on connie the way teddy had a crush on y/n. eren HATES it btw.

jeankasa's second kid is born around the same time as them and when they get a little older, jean tells eren to keep his "cooties infested son" away from his second daughter

(jeankasa kids are all girls btw like I don't make the rules)

@elliesbabygirl

THIS IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST, MOST CRAZY, MOST PERFECT ASKS I'VE EVER RECEIVED IN MY LIFE!!!! i'm so flattered that you said all of these sweet words, and truly being chronically online has somehow brought this insane piece of work to all of us, and honestly it makes me all the happier for it!!!!

like not to be a miss fan account girl, but I love celebrities I think they're so silly, I think celebrity drama is insane, and I am very cLEARLY obsessed with olivia rodrigo that this just kind of came out of that.

I wish there was a triple threat award I could give YOU for all the love you've given ME. while some of your asks did get eaten by how annoying tumblr is, the ones I did receive were always so like...well thought out and fully expressive about each little detail that i'd put into like....my 13k damn chapters...like it takes time and dedication to show love to writers - which mind you, most people don't and really makes it all the more special that you do!

I literally just do this for free, in my own time when I get a chance out of how busy I tend to be outside of this. i'm a walking stressball at most times bc I have like two jobs, a bunch of volunteering and EC's outside of that and getting sweet comments like this makes this feel all the more worth it and like im reaching peopel AGH

I love you so much!

not to be a disappointer but:

she doesn't! she actually doesn't win any more awards from the institute for her albums, but wins TONS of other smaller award shows and breaks records all the time

she gets information about it after birds of a feather doesn't win anything or even get nominated, and while she's initially irritated, she just decides that she's not going to submit to have them bc nominated anymore if they're not going to get nominated since she's blacklisted anyways

eren writes a very threatening letter ofc

^^historia gets KIND OF annoyed about her not submitting anymoer, bc like I said, she's kind of meant to be a foil to y/n in the sense that she's y/n if y/n was still obsessed and cared about this stuff too much - and she thinks y/n is kind of being pretentious by not nominating herself

she actually doesn't care after some point bc she literally breaks records all the time and knows that it's just some type of thing that they're holding against her

(eren + marco + maya always tell her that she's a triple threat in their hearts)

I literally had to put this in two screenshots bc @najaemism left me a literal ESSAY OF SWEET STUFF ABOUT THIS FIC and it kind of makes my heart hurt.

first of all, to my name twin - I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO SO MUCH WTF. first and foresmost, so glad that you've joined the dark side by watching aot bc lord it is literally one of the most painful shows i've watched and (clearly) I haven't stopped thinking about it since I finished it. i'm so flatted that some silly little words I wrote convinced you to watch four whole damn seasons of the show 😭 LIKE thats actually insane to me

THE TWEETS (while they're so time consuming to make) LITERALLYYYY ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THIS FIC like I love to make the dumbest jokes on there for my fellow chronically online siblings bc its literally so fucking funny to me. connie truly meeting his soulmate on stan twitter - bc of course he would - and the most insane anime villian oikawa making an appearance, bc duh, of course he would

(he was never a big fan of y/ns music but his girlfriend was so he decided to give it a try and now he's obsessed with her.)

(side note ymir and sofia are literally taylor lautner and taylor lautner. like girl taylor being a fan of twilight and taylor swift when she was younger just to date the guy from twilight when she's older and be besties w y/n??? that's LITERALLY SOFIA bc sofia loved aot when she was a kid, and was in one of the old chapters - I think new year's day - and then grew up to literally date someone from aot like that's mrs. taylor lautner of method acting)

they literally rot my brain and take up like 50% of my cortex bc I think about them all the time to the point where it's ACTUALLLYYY unhealthy like

I'm so glad you're here!!! i've got some fun things planned hehe <3

correct.

like I shit myself too I can't believe i've been writing this shit since july. like this is the definition of out of hand this was literally supposed to be a request for someone and 280k words later we're all here feeling all types of ways about it

AND AGH!!!! not the roommates fans like why are you guys kind of the ogs THANK YOU SM FOR BEING HERE!!

fun fact: eren and y/ns cat in the last chapter of method acting has the same name as the cat from roommates! <3

y/n does in fact get her new ring with an emerald in it. eren is annoyed he didn't think of it earlier bc its actually perfect

eren, in general, gets really into jewelry after he custom designed the saturn necklace for her during the second met gala so he always gets her really unique pieces

they do have the kids! I gave marco and maya headcanons at the top of the post <3

I love you @tangerine-neonlight <3

@feelya THANK YOU SO MUCH - BOTH FOR YOUR SWEET WORDS AND YOUR CURIOSITY <3 i'm so glad you enjoyed the silly little words I wrote about literally the best boy ever eren jaeger I love you sooooo soo much <3

[lunar-years]

ooh, 16 for tl for the love your fandom asks?

16. a tiny detail in canon that you want more people to appreciate

ooh love this one. here's a few:

-Roy wearing colors & goofy patterned socks & drinking rose & generally looking the coziest we ever see him when he's with his Yoga mums

-parallel framing of the Sam + his Dad & Jamie + his Dad locker room scenes; even when Sam is desperately hugging Ola, Jamie's #9 locker is in the background!! I mean come on! it's suchhhh excellence.

-OK the Roy and Jamie fan communities definitely give this one it's worthy admiration but I am never getting over the way Jamie's hands during The Hug™️ go from clenched fists to open palms on Roy's back. I could talk about it forever.

-Keeley's frantic text messages when Jack is ghosting her in s3 and their wider Implications re: how Keeley navigates realtionships & breakups

-Similarly, how consistent the show is in showing Keeley making the same mistakes when it comes to jumping into relationships and struggling with abandoment issues and being alone; obviously the show dropped the ball on concluding that arc well in s3, but the connective tissue is THERE nonetheless across all three seasons and I wish more people recognized it and explored it rather than treating Keeley like she's perfect (or reversely hating the character for being "unrealistically perfect/worshipped/girl boss in the worst way" on the show when for the most part, I don't actually think the canon does that with her.) idk I just wish more people saw her nuances.

-the choice of music for specific scenes on this show goes so hard. Generally, the music direction is off the charts and i have a whole playlist of songs I discovered through the show <3

-switch from KJPR to KJBR that they slid in there without a mention in the finale

Fandom Ask Game

[kg-apocalypse-au]

Who is she? A misty memory. - Chapter 3.

A young girl was in a small lab under some trees. She looked about 15 years old and had blonde hair, slightly brunette at the roots, and put up in a ponytail. She wore a purple necklace with a glowing gem.

She walked forwards and grabbed two viles off the counter top, pouring them into an empty one, creating a green substance.

The girl then walked over to a random person, who was unconscious with a stab wound. "This won't hurt, not like you'll care." She then poured it onto their hand. It almost turned a green, rotting colour instantly.

"Hm, perfect." She smiled at the person, before walking over to her clipboard, signed "-Harriet Anderson."

Monty and Carla fell into a bush, Monty screaming as he fell and Carla falling whilst cheering mid air.

"I am NOT doing that again." Monty huffed, leaning his head back on the leaves. Part of his clothes got slightly ripped from the bush, slightly cutting his skin.

"I would." Carla stood up, hopping off the bush. Luckily, she was wearing mainly leather so nothing got caught on the bush.

She then helped Monty out the bush, pulling him out by his arm. Monty looked around, trying to see which way was to the garage.

When the alarms went off, Carla tried to get to the garage like the speaker announced, but she was on the other side of the school. Since she was blind, she couldn't make it, but Monty was passing by and saw her. They both decided to try and book it to the roof, and ditch the garage.. leading to their situation now.

They heard a shuffle in the trees causing Carla to grab her knife, and Monty to point his gun at the trees. Then, a girl, similar age walked out the bushes.

She had on leather boots, a green crop top, baggy black jeans, finger less gloves her hair was also fully brunette with blonde ends and she was wearing a purple necklace with a glowing gem. “Hi..”

"Oh shit? Harriet Anderson, do my ears deceive me? I thought you were in England!" Carla exclaimed, earning a confused look from Monty.

"Who is she?" Monty asked, looking between the two girls. They seemed quite similar, both having on green clothes with leather boots and brunette hair.

"I'm Harriet Anderson, Carla's childhood bestfriend. I moved to england back in 2014!" The girl beamed, directing her hand in front of Monty.

Monty shook her hand, he was still slightly conscious of how the girl came across. He looked at her necklace and noticed how it glew, almost like it was a light.

"Whats up with your necklace?" Monty asked, walking over to Harriet and picking up the necklace before Harriet snatched it back.

"Its- Uh.. Nothing Monty! Just something I found near my dads grave!" She stood back, holding the necklace to her heart. Monty exchanged a confused look with her before Harriet spoke up again.

"So, how have you been?" Harriet asking, coughing slightly and taking off her necklace and shoving it into her pocket.

"We've been.. good.. well as good as you could be in an apocalypse.. Its such a wonder how it happened you know?" Carla mentioned, twirling around slightly at her words.

"OH YEAH ITS SUCHHHH A WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED!? AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT!?" Harriet yelled, sweat running down her face quickly.

"..Yeah.. It is?" Monty answered, slightly confused at the girls rapid actions.

"Are you okay Harriet?" Carla asked, reaching for her hand, causing Harriet to hold her hand back.

Carla's hand had finger less gloves with picked at skin and messily painted nails.

Meanwhile, Harriet's hand was covered in pulled off skin, faint scars and calloused skin.

Carla kept reaching out, before realizing that Harriet had took her hand back, pulling hers back into her chest.

"Are you.. blind?" Harriet asked, looking at the messy bandages scrawled over Carla's eyes.

Carla nodded, fiddling with her hands as a sign she was uncomfortable. Harriet picked up on it and leaned back, tapping on the bark that coated the tree she was leaning against.

Then they heard clicks come from a bush behind them.

"Whats tha-" Harriet asked, being pulled back by a running Carla, and Monty holding Carla's hand. They were easily reaching like 10 mph, running straight forward before booking it behind a tree.

"I can't run-" Harriet whined, wheezing as she collapsed onto the ground.

"Well obviously, thats why I had to drag you." Carla huffed, slipping on to the grass floor with her hands falling onto her stomach.

"Why did you two.. *huff* run so fast..?" Harriet asked, pushing up her head towards the other two.

"Thats a clicker, the second it would've heard us we would've been dead in seconds." Monty answered, twirling his hands.

Unlike the other 2, Monty had fairly taken care of hands. No picked at skin, no nail polish, he had freckles that slightly followed along onto his fingers, but he didn't have any marks or injuries on his hands.

"Huh interesting.." Harriet pulled out a notebook, scrolling through the pages and writing down "Cliker" spelt just like that. Monty cringed at the incorrect spelling of such a simple word, but left it alone.

"..We should rest for now, Harriet, do you have a base?” Carla asked, lowering her spear below her waist and standing up.

“Yes I do! Its-.. What about yours?” Harriet asked, trying to divert away from her own “base”. Carla bit her lip, grabbing her arm. Meanwhile Monty grabbed the picture he had in his pocket and crumpled it.

“Our base is.. Less than operable.” Monty mumbled, his ears being flooded with the faint alarms. The screams. The yells. All of it came flooding back, not just to him, but also to Carla.

Harriet sighed and looked west towards her base, then back at the 2. “Fine, I just have some rules.”

( Everyone is closed for asks. )

( However - Harriet, Monty and Carla are now open for asks. )

[mattscoquette]

BOYDAD!MATT :(((((

LIKE I WAS WATCHING THE VIDEO WITH THEIR DAD IN THE CAR AND LIKE :(((((

MATTS RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS DAD IS SO GOOD LIKE JSUT IMAGINE BOYDAD!MATT

STOPPPP I WANNA CRY MATT IS SUCHHHH A GIRL DAD BUT HE WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD BOY DAD :(

[minheelovelee]

Ricky is a girl's dad type who likes to pamper his daughter with all the wealth he has, he just wants his beloved daughter to be happy.

Oh, if you scold your teenage daughter for 'spending' her father's card balance, Ricky will just say "Don't worry, honey. The important thing is that she doesn't lack anything. She's been a good girl all this time. Besides, she only bought Prada shoes" Ricky only said Prada, while your daughter has already spent more money in other expensive stores besides Prada😭😭😭😭😭

he’s SUCHHHH a girl dad. from toddler days to teenage years, he really finds so much joy in raising a daughter(s). big emphasis on him backing down on any scolding or punishment you deliver. needless to say, your parenting styles are NOT the same. he’s a bit more relaxed and reward based.

he might actually thrive with a son, too. having a son brings a sense of pride, and i think he would love to flaunt his accomplishments and good deeds. he would love to have a little clone of himself.

[77ngiez-archive]

angie (dangan) and basil (omori). for the ask game :)

I HAVE SOOO MANY THIUGHTS ABT ANGIE. GOSH. she is like. girl who constantly puts up a facade. eldest daughter syndrome. she is 100% incapable of vulnerability bcoz shes her moms therapist and her dads therapist and her little sisters therapist and her extend familys therapist and her ward familys therapist. she CONSTANTLY puts her wellbeing above others becauxe she thinks its what God wamts her to do (SPOILER!!!!! ITS NOT!!!!!!) she just physically Cannot Comprehend the idea of not having to take care of people. she neeeeds a fucking break but wont tske one she can only rlly express herself via her art. she is such a girl who cries in janitors closets during lunch hour. a girl who has dehumanized herself. she really really really hates herself i.think she "makes up for it" by doing all her like leadery things and stuff but. oughhh. she simltaneously thinks her existence is a burden on others but also that nobody could survive without her (not in a self-centered way but a "i am the glue keeping this family/class/whatever together" way). OHHH MY GSHSHSH I JUST REALIZED. SHES LIKE MARI. fucking hellll she has So many issues but she doesnt think shes allowed to! yk???its like. "not fair" for her to be upset abt such small things when everybody else in her life deals with so much. SHES WRONG tho. (i projevt onto her Can You Tell)

i fucking LOVE basil augh can we just. talk about how fucked up he is for a moment HE HAS SO MANY ISSUES he. oughhh. he is like a very intrinsicly Scared person he is. scared of losing everything. for him its like hes constantly on edge like "what can go wrong? what can go wrong? whats the worst that can happen?" hes constantly terrified and hes only confident in the moment where the bad thing actually happens!!! hes unloading the dishwasher scared of dropping and breaking the dishes his hands only stop trembling once a plate falls and shatters and he can sweep it up. HES SO SCARED OF PEOPLE LEAVING HIMMM first his parents then his grandma then mari&sunny hes like. he wants to protect the ppl he loves but also he can be suchhhh a jealous person he wants people to lovw him he wants attention and praise and peoples eyes on him but at the same time hes TERRRRIFIED of the spotlight. ugh. my little freak i need to kiss him

[grr-bark-bark]

• A Pearl by Mitski

I laid on the floor about it before you ever did. It fits you better though and I can admit that so I'll let you have it

• Sex with a Ghost by Teddy Hyde

Okay you added this as a joke. You only added it because I dissed your playlist back when it had two songs. You can take it off now. It's so mid idc if you kin it. He SiNgS lIkE tHiS

• Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey

We get it you're a lesbian /j. Since we're talking about flashbacks remember how our dad used to play this constantly because we hated it. You only like half of the bridge. Ditch it. Your sister died in winter

• Still Into You by Paramore

This does not fit. Why??? Genuinely. Hella good song though it passes the aro check. Stop singing it about Mei please we all have to watch that shit

• Take Me to Church by Hozier

I took it off of my playlist so I can't argue there. You can have it I guess but please be more normal about it. I respect that you can like it without religious trauma that's talent

• All I Wanted was You by Paramore

I really like this one actually I might steal it

• Law-Evading Rock by Neru

🤨🤨🤨 Is this just here because it's stimmy??? You don't even listen to rock, why are you listening to a rock song about listening to rock. I'm stealing it from you it's mine

• Let's Drop Dead by Neru

You only like the opening instrumental, come on man. Stealing this one too

• Evelyn Evelyn by Evelyn Evelyn

Jesus dude just go to therapy /t. It's not a good song. You can just bitch at your actual sister I promise. I'll hold her down and knock her teeth out for you /hj

• Monochrome Mentality by R.I.P.

I can't believe you made not one but two AMVs of yourself to this song. They kind of slapped btw. I think you're reaching a little but I also don't think anybody likes this song more than you so. Fuck it up white boy

• Zombies by Deco*27

I'm so happy you found a lovecore song about corpses, real exciting for you. I fucking hate this song. But the tuning is nice and it's catchy I guess

• Servant of Evil by Mothy

You are suchhhh a basic bitch. Keep calling your sister evil though. This song is mid as hell and the tuning makes me wish I didn't have ears

• First Love/Late Spring by Mitski

Girl for real go to therapy. No other comment it's a Mitski song

• Gomenne Gomenne by Kikuo

This was one of our first vocaloid songs which means I had dibs on it first asshole. Still a banger, still hate the whisper tuning (in a good way ig I'm supposed to hate it)

• The Raping House by Mushi

Fucking awful. The lyrics are one thing idc. But all the wet squishy noises? Hell on earth. And Teto? I hate you for making me listen to this

• We'll Never Have Sex by Leith Ross

Thank god for Mizuki. This song makes me physically ill but good for you ig

• Through Me to You by Ferry

Friend reccomendation yay. This one's nice I like it. Gender idk

• Self-Inflicted Achromatic by Nekobolo

Back to mental illness. This song's beautiful, I normally hate slower songs that are like. Idk light. But I've always really liked this one, thank you first vocaloid playlist for giving me depression songs

• AaaAaAaaaaAaaAa by Nashimoto

Quote "I'm not a fan of Nashimoto's tuning". Stfu. Respect your elders and their superior taste in music. You have not earned Nashimoto songs on your playlist

• This is My Heart by Vane Lily

You have a lot of horny songs on here for being sex repulsed. Stop kinning freaks. That is a dogboy dressed up as a demon seducing and murdering rapists. Please explain how that is "just like you fr"

• Francis Forever by Mitski

All I can think of is that stupid fucking Little Lad edit. And also the straight week you spent sobbing 24/7 just to not even actually have integrated. Major slay /s /t

• IDSMILE by Toa

I'm fronting now but I assume Glitch was gonna call me gay 🧍‍♂️ Also he hates Toa's tuning -💋

Okay I know your job is processing our incest shit but this was excessive buddy /hj /lh

Thank you -💋

I so desperately want to bully people's music tastes but that would be rude because I am a pretentious hipster bitch

[huggybug]

bords is a twin dad! either he just finds out he’s having twins or they’re just born!

oh god i feel like he’d be so overwhelmed at first like the thought of two babies at one time?? but then is literally the best dad ever

bonus points if it’s twin girls (i have a blurb ab this coming soon) because it’d just be adorable. the twins in lil matching dresses omg and bords is suchhhh a girl dad

[soooldout]

music makes things better always

Hi ok so I’m bored well not bored, I was reading a very interesting book but it got so depressing...I had to put it down and I’m waiting for my dinner to bake in the oven so I will talk about music until it���s done. I am very very excited about some music coming soon and some that has already been dropped! 

1. HYUNSIK. Pleeease go listen to his amazing album and watch his beautiful MV, I am proud of him he always produces and writes the best music for BTOB and for himself and I love his face too. And he is wearing space-themed outfits for his shows/fansigns he’s the cutest.

2. Nuest dropped a great album today! Need to re-listen but I was enjoying listening to it at work this morning :)

3. N.Flying new album! their music is always great, I really got into them last year and this is a fun album. plus the album is called Yaho (nice Hoya reference fhdklgkdfh)

4. NELL! this should’ve been no.1 sorry. Suchhhh a great album I missed them so much :( Anyway if you are a Sunggyu-music-stan Nell is always a must, similar music...Kim Jongwan produces a lot of Sunggyu’s music he is legendary dad thank yu dad I’m sure Sunggyu is blasting your album as well any chance he gets TT

5. Dreamcatcher!! My girls are backkkkk. I love them so much. Listen to Silent Night especially it will blow your mind. Watch the MV, give them a view, its so beautiful!

6. Ok SEventeeeeen! I never really got into their music before? besides a few songs but this new album is soo soooo good the title track I’m obsesseddd. and Network Love! I can dance all day. or for like 5 mins

7. If you haven’t checked out Sunmi’s Lalalay what are you doing. Go

8. In related WG news, Yubin is coming back and I am looking forwardddd.

9. SO IS QUEEN TAEYEON AND I’M V HAPPY A FULL ALBUM WITH 12 NEW MASTERPIECES. I hope she’s doing ok though. I hope she isn’t pushing herself. I know she delayed the comeback one week because of what happened but yea. same with IU.

10. MY BEST (SOme OF) BOYS ARE COMING BACK TOMORROW AND I KNOW ITS GONNA BE A BOP. SO SO STREAM SO SO TOMORROW BY WINNER. I have totally abandoned my winner sideblog :(

11. ANOTHER BEST BOY YOUNGJAE TOMORROW. I REALLY enjoyed his first solo album and I’m excited for the second and also hoping we get daejae interactions! PLease. I need. Pls. BAP forever. (DAEHYUN CAME BACK TOO. I LOVE HIS B-SIDE BOMB)

12. Monsta X, ACE, Day6, Got7, Brown Eyed Girls some more to look forward to. I can’t believe BEG are coming after four years and with one member in a different agency...it gives me hope a little bit of hope for Infinite as 6 again someday :(

[bcolfanfic]

i know jj and meadow knew each other growing up but how did they,,,go from point A to point B if you’re catching my drift 👁️👁️

he’s a simp loser and swipes up on her instagram story :p

says she looks pretty. and he’s not bad looking himself so meadow is like hmmm. and rolls with it. asks if he has a habit of swiping up on college girl’s instagram stories orrr 🤨*. and jj is very earnestly like no haha just yours (:

*i think it was rachel that came up with this zinger when we were talking about it months ago lmao

but they start going back and forth flirting a little. arrange to ~hang out~ and lord jj is such a bumbling doofus when he comes to pick her up. obviously knew she was pretty before right this second, but now she’s in his passenger seat and laughing at his stupid jokes and putting her hand on his arm while he drives and ohohohoh she’s reallyyyy pretty.

takes her back to his apartment and they hook up and he’s. obsessed with her immediately lmao. suchhhh a love sick puppy for her. their relationship from the get go is very whatever you say beautiful princess who has bewitched me mind body soul. he likes when she’s the more ~controlling~ one in bed. she’s always saying something to him about how the army makes ‘em dumb and pretty which makes him cwazzyyy lmfao. he is sooo down badddd for the bossy perfect princess girl whose father would kill him if he knew what was going on.

meadow goes to college in the city and lives at home bc it’s cheaper which adds an extra layer of ~excitement~ to the sneaking around but outside of the one time jeanie and rebecca see her at his apartment they actually aren’t terrible at it till it all blows up. meadow and bry are both by and large good kids- and city kids at that- who curt and ken trust a great deal. so her walking out the door without telling them every detail of where she’s going is normal and her dads don’t have any reason to think she’d lie to them. (womp womp)

it’s harder to sneak off when the ny gang is in wyoming but that’s when josie covers for them. says she’s letting meadow lay down in her room because she didn’t feel good and that her (josie) and jj are going to the store for something but just. drives around by herself for like 20 minutes. as i said. last night it’s a ~rare~ moment of ~generosity~ from josie to meadow and she’s still super obnoxious about it. makes meadow and jj both give her a $20 bill for it and calls them when she’s driving back like are you guys DONE being PERVS??? 🤨🤨 lmfao. josie…my love…

[tellywoodtrash]

bepannaah 26.03.18 lb

abbu is notttttttttttttt happy.

COMPANY KA YEH “HASHR” HUA HAI, JFC WHO TALKS LIKE THIS THESE DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, have these people met a muslim person born after 1965???????????

…. lmao i was justtttttttttttt about to ask, like what exactly are your qualifications to run a business and single-handedly bring it back from bankruptcy? like, ffs, i have an MBA and like 7 years of work exp, and i’m still like *fart noise* when it comes to anything higher than departmental level.

ABBU IS ME, I AM ABBU. BAAJI ALREADY GHAATE MEIN CHAL RAHI COMPANY KO POORI TARAAH SE DOOBA DOGI. 

omg, i really am abbu. he too is sick and tired of hearing YASHYASHYASHYASH.

this is why i never want kids. idiot creatures who just do not comprehend that you’re trying to do what’s good for them and instead go off and love some idiot who went and died while maybe cheating on her. i hella relate to this man’s frustration.

SAY YASH ONE MORE TIME YOU BEAUTIFUL IDIOT. SAY IT!!!!!!!!!

betijaaan used EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL! 

lmao every parent’s prayer when kid haath se nikal jaaye: [higher power] tumhe AKAL DE. *washes hands off idiot child*

shaaaaaaady daddy’s still looking for pooja’s diaryyy.

mama hooda be like don’t lie to me bittttttttttch.

WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS FAM ACCUSING EVERYONE ELSE OF POOJA BEING THEIR FAVE???? adi says pooja was dad’s “chaheeti”, dad says pooja was arjun’s “pyaaari bhaabi” and now he’s accusing the mom of pooja being her chaheeti. LIKE…. WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON HERE???? WHY ARE Y’ALL SO WEIRD???

… what’s the deal with this mom???? like why does adi have such a weird relationship with HER?

okaaaaay, pointed glare at pooja’s mom.

aaaaaaaaaaand adi’s just casually hanging out on some bridge railing. y’know, as you do.

lmao what phone is this that’s iphoneX from back but android from front????

great, zoya is incompetent at even following google maps. girl, srsly, you gotta smarten the f up, and fast. 

god she is suchhhh an annoying do-gooder. let a dude drink in peace, woman!

lolololol his face at being confronted by her YET AGAINNNNNNNNN

oh look it’s adi’s scheduled time to be an obnoxious fuck to zoya again! on the dot!

god i feel so bad for her. she looks so hurt every time he hurls accusations at her. she doesn’t deserve this, man.

adi’s biggest issue with zoya is that she isn’t as angry as he is, and it’s incomprehensible to him. he just cannot fathom how and why she isn’t burning up with rage as he has been since he saw those two holding hands. it keeps slipping out in small moments like these, where he implores her to have self respect, to fight back against her in-laws, and now to “save herself”… he keeps goading her because he wants her to be angry, LIKE him, WITH him. it would validate his anger and feelings of betrayal. right now, he’s just alone in this world of his that’s on fire; where he’s calling pooja’s love for him and everything they ever shared into question, while zoya is still secure in her belief that yash loved her. and he cannot stand it. 

lolololol “yeh aakhri baar hai jab hum mil rahe hai” yeah ok buddy boy. let’s see how that works out for ya!

aaaaaaaaaaand she just saved his ass. i wouldn’t have, if i was her, but she’s clearly a better person than i am.

“shaayad bachaane hi aaye hai hum yahaan aapko.”

dang. she knows. she’s a self-aware tellywood heroine, who's up-to-date with her redemptive duties towards male lead.

his face man. his faaaaaace. maybe the first time he’s looking at her without anger since the accident. 

oh godddddddddddddddd she’s an “allah miyaan” person too. 

please makers, please go talk to a real life muslim youth of 2018. srsly. no one talks like this. 

I HATE THESE STUPIDASS “ROMANTIC” FLASHBACKS. NO. JUST NO. FUCKING NO. 

pooja’s mom is being wise af and getting the fuck outta this hellhole.

oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaang, hooda mom just went all cold and was like DON’T YOU DARE STEP OUT THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! FIX MY BROKENASS FUCKED UP SON!!!!!!!!!!

…. OMFG SHE’S BACK AT THE ARORAS’. FUCK. GIRL NO. WHY. FUCK I CAN’T TOLERATE MORE OF MAHI’S YELLING AND THAT SHITTY ASS MOM OF HIS.

oh thank god, they’re not home.

…. so yash’s relatives didn’t know zoya was his wife, but this watchman does, and lets her into the house also. wow. amazing. 

daddy hooda’s meeting with some preeeeeeeeeetttty unsavoury looking characters.

lol this dude braggggggggging about how he likes to moonlight in obstruction of justice.

yeah i realllllly don’t care for this title track. it’s got a good tune and all, but it’s too damn screechy.

yash honestly, you have the personality of the milk leftover in a cereal bowl. 

so did yash used to live here the 4 days he spent in mumbai?

ohhhhhh boy, is it saboooot?

and there it isssssssssssssssss…. shirt with lipstick mark.

JOKES ON YOU HATER ADI, IT *IS* HER OWN LIPSTICK MARK.

i notice he’s calling her TUM in this flashback, whereas he kept calling her AAP in the first ep???? WHICH IS IT?????

god i don’t even wanna imagine what’s gonna happen when….. OH SHIT SHE DIDN’T EVEN LEMME FINISH MY SENTENCE, THE SHE-DEVIL IS BACK, RUN ZOYA RUN FUCKING RUN OH GOD

arjun is having a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight panic at not being able to reach adi. i relate to his anxious ass so much. 

aaaaaaaand this obnoxious fucker is back. obnoxiously whistling.

god he’s so fucking hot tho. 

ADI YOU BEST STOP BEING MEAN TO ARJUN, OR IMMA GHUSOFY INTO THE SCREEN AND BEAT YO DAMN ASS.

arjun knowwwwwwwwwwsssssssssss. 

that lil nostril flare adi/harshad has whenever he’s undergoing intense emotion tho.

“teri pooja bhaabi” bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh

arjun should really be a therapist instead of a lawyer. he’s got the language and the calming voice and gentle touch down pat. 

damnnnnnnnnn, does adi not like anyone in his family? like ok the parents are a lost cause but… what’s his beef with arjun???/

lmao KOI TAMAASHA NAHI MILEGA!!!!!!!!!! says the man who’s been doing non-stop tamaasha for like 3 days straight now.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand of course, her mom heard it. how much does this poor woman have to tolerate? how muchhhhhhhhhhhhhh? SOMEONE SAVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRR FROM THIS HELLISH FAM.

while you’re at it, save arjun too. he also deserves better. sakshi aunty and arjun should run away together and go on some kinda silent retreat, where no one’s allowed to yell mean things in their direction. 

my god, this girl literally chalaang maarofied from yash’s house. she braver than she looks, folks. 

or just plain fucking stupid. my money’s on stupid. 

FUCK THIS FUCKER IS DRINKING AND DRIVINGGGGGGG FUCKKK HIMMMMMMMMMM

oh, pooja was scared of speed. SO SHE LITERALLY HAS A GOOD REASON TO HAVE BEEN HOLDING THE HAND OF WHOEVER WAS IN THE CAR WITH HER WHILE, YOU KNOW, CAREENING TO HER DEATH.

i know he didn’t just murder zoya, but like…. he might as well. aise din din thoda thoda maarne se behtar hai ki gaadi hi chaalade uske upar.

finally, he’s speaking to pooja’s mom. thank god.

ooooooooooooh ANGRY SHIRTLESS PUSHUPS. *happy clapping like a seal*

oh great. he’s fucking up the aroras. i mean, on one hand i’m like fuck you adi, but on the other…. i really hate mahi, so… *secretly whispers* go adi, go adi, go adi!